Paris goes to Jail [Archive]

Fish

05-07-2007, 07:30 PM

...and without the option to buy her way out. No wonder her lawyer is pissed! (http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN0339694420070507?src=050707_0750_DOUBLEFEATUR E_)

But honestly, I think everyone expected something like this. She obviously seemed to think that the rules didn't apply to her for $ome rea$on, and now she's learning the hard way that there's backlash to popularity, wealth, and publicity. When you break the law ON TV, you should expect trouble.

Fish

05-07-2007, 07:34 PM

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4050235a1860.html

This article has slightly better details, and a long list of hilarious comments after the article.

Fish

06-05-2007, 05:45 AM

This (http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/23263/) was pretty funny.

And I apologize for the link to a link (as I consider Ebaum's to be a secondary source), but this was just too funny.

Fish

06-08-2007, 05:22 PM

BOOOO!!! (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19095683/from/ET/) :mad:

A waste of taxpayers' money? :mad: FUCK THAT.:mad: If the taxpayers don't want to pay to put Paris in jail, I WILL. :mad: That's right. I'll take on however many jobs it takes if it means that I can fund the imprisonment of one of America's worse people.

And if I read correctly, it may be in the works (http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/ny-paris0609-timeline,0,4444053.story?coll=ny-entertainment-headlines) that she might have to return. I mean, the judge made it pretty clear that she should serve her whole sentence, regardless of "medical problems" or not. I mean, prisons have doctors, right?

[edit]: so apparently, she really did manage to bribe her way out of jail (http://www.pr-inside.com/california-sheriff-under-fire-after-ordering-r148410.htm), more or less. At least the judge was unyielding, and stuck to his guns. Not like it was an unpopular decision.

AtrainV

06-08-2007, 05:33 PM

Yeah, that is some definite bullshit. Pisses me off.

Fish

06-09-2007, 12:09 AM

Do not pass go, do not collect 200$ (http://news.scotsman.com/international.cfm?id=902892007)

You broke the law, you go to jail. You find a way out of jail early, you get sent BACK to jail. Perhaps there is something working in the legal system after all. :D

Fish

06-09-2007, 03:50 AM

So someone asked me, "does ANYONE Like Paris Hilton?" Apparently, some people (http://www.cumberlink.com/articles/2007/06/08/ap/entertainment/d8pku8o80.txt) do.

"People are just jealous of her because her name is Hilton, and she's part of the Hilton hotels..."

Brilliant.

Fish

07-01-2007, 02:56 PM

Okay. With this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VdNcCcweL0), I declare the subject closed, now and forever. I know that I skipped a few "news updates," but I think that this exchange pretty much encapsulates my (and most people's) feelings on the issue of PH.

NOT NEWS. NOT INTERESTING ANYMORE.