LITTLE CHILDREN GET THEIR ASSES VICTIMiZED ON THESE MEAN CITY STREETS

[Struwwelpeter]

Hi Zoklet. :)

How's this whole economic collapse thing workin' out fer ya? ;)

You see those gasoline prices rising? Heard about those talks of a government shutdown? Heard about them there protests in Wisconsin? See what's happening in your community with the school closures and the layoffs and the people on welfare? Seen all these riots across the world?

Yes. I know you see this shit. And I know you are scared shitless. You don't know what to do. You're slipping, you're falling, you can't get up. Forget about it. Just immerse yourself in your drugs and alcohol and enjoy life until the pain comes. That brutal pain. That fear, the fear of KNOWING that you are about to die, and that there is nothibg you can do to prevent it. That's coming to you.

[SirGillroyJenkinstheThird]

I got my booze

[beefymcmanstick]

Hi Zoklet. :)

How's this whole economic collapse thing workin' out fer ya? ;)

You see those gasoline prices rising? Heard about those talks of a government shutdown? Heard about them there protests in Wisconsin? See what's happening in your community with the school closures and the layoffs and the people on welfare? Seen all these riots across the world?

Yes. I know you see this shit. And I know you are scared shitless. You don't know what to do. You're slipping, you're falling, you can't get up. Forget about it. Just immerse yourself in your drugs and alcohol and enjoy life until the pain comes. That brutal pain. That fear, the fear of KNOWING that you are about to die, and that there is nothibg you can do to prevent it. That's coming to you.

I'll deal with it when it happens.

Thanks for the warning bro.

[GreatestGatsby4]

Good title, 8/10

[GreatestGatsby4]

And I did see onto news they were all like YO we bout to run out of money to run this congress shit

[JC Denton]

Lately I've been having apocalyptic dreams more and more frequently. Last night I dreamed I was in my house with my parents and the news reported that we'll be experience an earthquake that will be fucking 370 on the richter magnitude scale for 30-60 minutes. Bla bla bla, then it finally happens. Our entire house was literally spinning around, and so fast I didn't even leave the floor i was just standing on. While this crazy shit was happening I was telepathically communicating with Mother Earth Gaia. The entire earth was literally being shaked and spun around by some large external entity.

The second part of my dream, the earth was being attacked by reptilian extraterrestrials. They were killing all the human youth or something, but I won't go into all the detail. This foretelling I knew to be deeper than words.

It's only a matter of time before we get destroyed and ravaged by war and nuclear weapons, experience total worldwide economic collapse, enslavement by reptilians, or mother earth's immune system will eliminate the human virus via earthquakes, tsunamis, flooding and so on. I'll give us a year tops.

[GreatestGatsby4]

Damn, I dreamt about selling drugs in a helicopter and taking a piss in a coed bathroom while trying not to get stage fright.

[Rude Louis]

You see those gasoline prices rising? Heard about those talks of a government shutdown? Heard about them there protests in Wisconsin? See what's happening in your community with the school closures and the layoffs and the people on welfare? Seen all these riots across the world?


Right, because gas prices haven't been over $3.00 before, that's never happened. Oh, and the government has never shut down before, not even in 1995, that's never happened. Oh, and workers have never protested before, that's never happened. And layoffs are completely new (I'll ignore the obvious lie of school closures) those have never occurred, and people on welfare? Really? That's news to me, oh man.

Yes. I know you see this shit. And I know you are scared shitless.

:rofl:

[Struwwelpeter]

That's pretty crazy, because you know what, I just started having odd dreams recently as well. I almost never have dreams, but since last week I have had recurring dreams that are doomish in nature. In the only dream I can remember in detail, they turned a nearby mall in another city in to a debtors prison and I somehow got locked up in it. We were all fighting with eachother and I had to crush this fat bitch in the elevator shaft in self defense. Eventually things got so bad that we all knew we were going to die because we saw a Boeing 747 flying toward the mall. I ducked over this Asian girl and right before the plane hit this dude (Tom Cruise from Collateral) commanded that I put my dick in her ass.

[Struwwelpeter]

Right, because gas prices haven't been over $3.00 before, that's never happened. Oh, and the government has never shut down before, not even in 1995, that's never happened. Oh, and workers have never protested before, that's never happened. And layoffs are completely new (I'll ignore the obvious lie of school closures) those have never occurred, and people on welfare? Really? That's news to me, oh man.



:rofl:

You are such a fucking retard.

[beefymcmanstick]

I'm starting to think JFLC is actually Glen Beck. :osama:

[Rude Louis]

I'm starting to think JFLC is actually Glen Beck. :osama:

That would explain a lot. Although I don't know who should feel more insulted: JFLC at being called Glenn Beck, or Beck at being called JFLC.