What do?

[King of the world]

Okay, so I just got done smoking a cig; now the only problem is it's stunk the whole house out and if I get found out I've been smoking then I'm in serious trouble. I've tried leaving a shit in the toilet, spraying deodorant in my room and burning tast. The smell won't go away. Help me, guys.

[King of the world]

Are you guys that useless that you can't even help out on this?

[Daily]

Smoke weed to cover up the cigarette smell.

[ArmsMerchant]

Are you guys that useless that you can't even help out on this?

Pro-tip--if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.

[Daily]

Pro-tip--if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.

What the fuck are you talking about? Can you mail me LSD in the post?

[My Mom Is Dead]

My parents caught me smoking once. Shit sucks, bro.

[King of the world]

Damn, I just realized; I'm going to hell now :(

[Corey]

Hopefully it's not to late, smoke crack and then tell your mom you're sorry and you only did it to cover up the cigarette smoke your friend left while you were shitting.