Fucker stole from my friend

[bardabag]

Ok my friend had $800 in a crayon box (why its not in a bank account I have no idea). He had a few people over and they were drinking. Long story short, this guy found the crayon box and stole the money. Now he's been going around spending it on chains and shit. This is one of my good friends that has been robbed of this money, and I promised I would get it back for him.

I'm going to find out where this kid lives (I went to school with him for a year, so I know people who know where he lives). My buddies say we should just fuck his shit up real good, trash his car, break his windows, etc. I on the other hand want to get the fucking money back. I want to ransack this motherfuckers crib and take all his money, his moms money, his dads money, everything. My question is, how do I go about doing this without getting caught by the pigs?

[NeonMonkeys]

It was you wasn't it?

Anyway, you could just go to his house, and MOLOTOV EVERYTHING!!

[bardabag]

It was you wasn't it?

Anyway, you could just go to his house, and MOLOTOV EVERYTHING!!
No, I wish I had $800 someone could steal...

If I molotov everything, all the money will burn.

[Bender]

Ok my friend had $800 in a crayon box

Ohh Totse!:(:(

[The English Gentleman]

get this cunt. At my House at boarding school some cunt used his dorm mates debit card to buy shit. Absolute scum stealing from friends. get double your money back and find some big black dude to ass rape this guy. then imitate very rough penetrative sex between two well hung black dudes using his car and a sledgehammer as the two men.

[Reptar]

Why would somebody look in a crayon box and expect to find anything but crayons, that guy had intentions on lootin shit

[bardabag]

Why would somebody look in a crayon box and expect to find anything but crayons, that guy had intentions on lootin shit

I know he did. My friend is rich as shit and this guy is a broke piece of fuck, people always try to steal from my buddy. Someone stole $100 from him one time and we let it go. This time I'm not letting that happen. An example has to be made.

This is what I'm thinking. Find this guys address. Scope out his crib and park down the street and just observe. Find out exactly who lives there, what time they get home, leave, etc. Figure out their schedules. Then when they're gone, smash a window and go in, and completely fuck the place up. Tear it the fuck apart. Steal all money and valuable electronics. Profit + revenge.

Or should I just go there like like 1 in the morning and kick the door, tie everyone up, pistol whip the shit out of him, and steal all their shit?

What's the best way to do this without getting caught and arrested?

[Reptar]

I know he did. My friend is rich as shit and this guy is a broke piece of fuck, people always try to steal from my buddy. Someone stole $100 from him one time and we let it go. This time I'm not letting that happen. An example has to be made.

This is what I'm thinking. Find this guys address. Scope out his crib and park down the street and just observe. Find out exactly who lives there, what time they get home, leave, etc. Figure out their schedules. Then when they're gone, smash a window and go in, and completely fuck the place up. Tear it the fuck apart. Steal all money and valuable electronics. Profit + revenge.

Or should I just go there like like 1 in the morning and kick the door, tie everyone up, pistol whip the shit out of him, and steal all their shit?

What's the best way to do this without getting caught and arrested?

Best way to do it, in my opinion is to not get seen doing it, running in and tying people up is pretty out of the question, but if you did do that hide your face, get some friends in on it.

Going in when no one is there would probally be a better idea get some friends steal everything expensive jewlerry tv;s what ever the fuck you can grab make sure you got a getaway/lookout

lighting the place on fire is optional

[bardabag]

Ok what must be done to ensure I don't get caught? Cover up the license plate? Ski masks at all times I assume. Gloves would probably be a good idea (finger prints).

[RoundElephant]

When you break into someone's house, your life is at risk.

[Reptar]

Ok what must be done to ensure I don't get caught? Cover up the license plate? Ski masks at all times I assume. Gloves would probably be a good idea (finger prints).

Gloves and some sort of face covering, maybe have the licence plate covered up

Speed is the key, go in there fuck the place up and get the fuck out

maybe have somebody that has been into the persons house that dosent like him to tell you where all his shit would be, or where his stash is.

You only gotta worry when people come home, but if you go in right when they leave you shouldent have much to worry bout

[Maximilleus]

Buy a battle axe and a Viking shield, cover your face, and hack off his door handle and go charging in. Roar some random old Norse and rush at him. At this point he'll be fucking terrified and leave fast. Take as much shit as you can in 3 minutes and leave. Remember to take a video and post it here too. Don't be a pussy, give us evidence of what you did (use a library computer on a different Zok account) and post back.

[Fitty Inches How it Hang]

When you break into someone's house, your life is at risk.

Not only that, as it also turns from burglary to home invasion, which will almost definitely end up escalating into several more charges.


Don't be stupid. Wait until it's vacant or very close to it, and don't get greedy. If you have a bad feeling in your stomach, take what you can and get out quick. Bring Mace as well as your gun, but be fucking careful. You don't even want to know how many times people have accidentally killed during robberies.

[KQuizzle]

Fitty Inches How it Hang: Bring Mace as well as your gun (I fucked up the quotes and can't be assed enough to fix it)

A gun could be a very BAD idea or a good one. It would help if you knew if he would fight against a guy (or 2 if your friend is coming) in ski masks and bats. It would definetly add some intimidation factor and protection. A gun would escalate the charges very high, but im not sure if it would be any higher than with a knife or something (I am probably wrong, correct me if I am). Either way get in and out, go when empty, leave no evidence leading back to you. Leave your phone and wallet and things like this at home. Drop these and you are FUCKED.

[Rainycity]

the best thing to do i would say would be home invasion

[slm33d]

I want to buy the true ID of BaldShovelHead for $3,000. Oops, that was GermanyOrFlorida that told me not to solicit members’ personal info. If it had been that retard slm33d I would be leaving an email to contact me to make arrangements.


at least spell it fucking right FUUUUCK