been farting

[johnplywd]

I keep farting and I dont know why

[ChaoticNature]

Had that problem the other night.

Then I found out I was internally bleeding.

MMMMMMMMMM blood farts.

[i poop in your cereal]

I had that problem once. I was on the couch watching TV.

It started to smell worse than usual. My ass began feeling icky.

I realized I had shit my pants.

True story.

[johnplywd]

I had that problem once. I was on the couch watching TV.

It started to smell worse than usual. My ass began feeling icky.

I realized I had shit my pants.

True story.

never trust a fart

[M. Samuel Chevalier]

john plywood, have you tried bean-o?

[Marijuanasaurus]

never trust a fart

its just overconfidence

[Morb]

It means you have AIDS.