real revenge. proper life affecting shit!!

[is all mememememe with me]

so what is everyones thoughts on proper revenge, short of killing someone. i mean when you are looking to totally destroy somebody and completely ruin their life. how would you all go about doing this. im talking about things like giving them nasty diseases and crippling them, ruining marriages, ending their careers permanantly, that sort of stuff. get to thinking guys, lets see who can come up with the worst, most vindictive and cruel idea. try to keep away from short term solutions like beatings, torture, rape, and the sort of thing that someone would get over sooner or later. think of the clever option rather than the dumb tough guy one. framing someone maybe and how you'd go about it, i'm sure a lot of you will be good at this exercise.

[Auschwitz Nazi Disneyland]

AIDS via junkie blood?

[$hit.got.real]

post nasty things on their facebook wall

[is all mememememe with me]

AIDS via junkie blood?

i had a similar thought, putting a dirty end of a needle under somebodies car door handle would be easy too.

[is all mememememe with me]

course if you were close enough to the intended, as in you still pretended to be friends, would be especially useful. i like the idea of spiking them daily with some type of opiate, you'd know full well what would be happening in the bedroom with his girl every night. then you could pull her over and confide in her that she 'needs to up her game if she wants to keep hold of him', let her know how he 'confided' in you that he doesnt fancy her anymore. you just know how that would affect her head knowing that he wouldnt be able to cum like he probably used to. girls are funny like that, if you dont cum after so long they already think its because you have gone off them. so not only have you ruined the relationship with the girl he loves, but you then leave him too with a nasty smack habit, and a life of cold turkey and jail.

lulz :)

[crazymike]

1.buy drugs
2.plant drugs
3. phone call*
4. laugh maniacally

(*personally I would'nt call the authorities on anyone; I do know a few dumb whores who would do it for me if I paid them or gave them a few oxy's)

[is all mememememe with me]

1.buy drugs
2.plant drugs
3. phone call*
4. laugh maniacally

(*personally I would'nt call the authorities on anyone; I do know a few dumb whores who would do it for me if I paid them or gave them a few oxy's)

thats not as simple as it is in the movies, unless you have a crooked cop(i know there are plenty but not many would risk getting involved unless you pay them a shitload), the cops here will not even start to investigate a dealer until they have had 2 independent reports of them dealing. then they will probably have to conduct an investigation and will want video and pix of them actually doing deals etc. by that time the guy would probably have found the drugs and the cops would probably figure it was a fake report(they get that a lot by the way from people looking for revenge). if they just turned up because you called and said you had seen drugs in their house or something the case against them would be weak and there would be too much doubt on a conviction. all you'd accomplish is giving your enemy a free party with the drugs.

[Xlite]

Cut off a leg or an arm.

Even better might be to turn them into a fruit. Its hard and they might slip into a coma first, but if you manage to deal with the spine correctly they will be numb all the way down and still well enough to be aware of it.

Thats real revenge for ya.

[GreatestGatsby4]

this has been posted here before

How to Exact Vengence, Venganza, Rache, εκδίκηση, 復仇, месть Immediately!

There was a day two winters ago, I was fuming with anger. You didn't need any special siddhis to be able to smell the fury from miles away. I was betrayed. I was insulted. Everything I held dear was spat upon.

As I paced around thinking about how best to erase one person from existence, a Master appeared and began a conversation with me.

He told me of a man who had incensed him. To be insulted by a wise man was an honor. But to be insulted by an ignorant idiot was is repugnant. It would be a service to society at large to exterminate this pest.

So the Master reached for his sword to sever the idiot's unworthy head. It would have happend faster than the moron could blink. This is when it occurred to my Master that this punishment was not nearly enough. The ignoramus would have to be made to suffer the rest of his life.

The Master swung his sword to sever the fool's legs, arms, and tongue from out of his mouth all in one blinding lightning strike. The legs, so that the ass would never be able to spread his shit. The arms so he would never be able point out any of his foolery. And his tongue so he would never be able to speak his idiocy.

But then, just as quickly, it occurred to the Master that without legs, the egotistical dolt would be unable to go places where he'd make more enemies. So his legs were spared in the interests of letting retribution against him continue to amass. Just before his disembodied arms plopped down to the ground, the Master realized that few honorable men would strike an armless trollop. So with one surgically precise flip of his ghostly sword, the nimrod would have to see his own tongue ejected from his mouth.

This is when the Master realized the most viscious and vengeful retribution he could lay upon the head of this strumpet. His tongue was what got him in the most trouble. So the blade of the sword would have to exact the most venomous of lacerations. It would cut away any possibility that the nincompoop would ever be freed from his tongue.

The Master walked away never drawing his sword, laughing -- avenged.

[sepht]

i was going to say make him deaf blind and dumb but above poster beat me to it

[is all mememememe with me]

I honestly hope your on the receiving end of "proper life affecting shit!!" one day. People as ridiculous stupid as you need not produce and tarnish this already troubled world anymore.

Here I got one, kill yourself as revenge for your parents doing such a poor job raising you. That is some life affecting shit bro!

its hyperthetical you dick, now gtfo of my thread. its for intelligent discussion only. i have no reason to exact revenge on anyone, im not that stupid. not unless you post in my thread again. :belching_note:

[Tachosomoza]

Scalp them and send it to their 95 year old moms. The Yakuza does shit like this.

[is all mememememe with me]

Look at the poorly written block of text you call the original post and try to tell me that anything about this discussion is going to be intelligent...

its a fucking forum on the internet, im not writing to the queen am i? that just shows an idiot who has no argument when they start to attack your grammer on an internet forum. i even have spellcheck turned on in firefox, i see the red lines but dont even bother because i couldnt care less on something like this. you got the point of the discussion otherwise you wouldnt have been able to reply, so does everyone else cause they learn to read online shit. so what is your point? go and tell someone who gives a fuck!!

in fact if you really feel that way then why are you in a bad ideas and revenge forum anyway, that should be more to the point, you are most obviously a troll. so thats the last reply you get from me, you are now officially on my ignore list.

[is all mememememe with me]

:youmad:

lol, apparently there are people around here who think you should never post a thread about revenge in a revenge forum. your not even allowed to talk about revenge in a revenge forum it seems.

[1983]

Is he/ she married?

There's a place you can get pubic lice online.. Give him / her the crotch creepers and find a way to get a phone number on a napkin or some such into his house where the spouse will find it.

Get a whores / jiggalos cell number and hire them to answer the phone when X persons spouse gets curious and calls them.

The rest should work itself out.

Al

[is all mememememe with me]

Is he/ she married?

There's a place you can get pubic lice online.. Give him / her the crotch creepers and find a way to get a phone number on a napkin or some such into his house where the spouse will find it.

Get a whores / jiggalos cell number and hire them to answer the phone when X persons spouse gets curious and calls them.

The rest should work itself out.

Al

or you could find out the hookers number, pretend to be a prospect and then just write that on the napkin, that way you dont have to pay them to wait for god knows how long to take the call. i mean that could be days. i like the thinking tho, specially the lice, i never knew you could buy them lol.

[crazymike]

'thats not as simple as it is in the movies, unless you have a crooked cop(i know there are plenty but not many would risk getting involved unless you pay them a shitload), the cops here will not even start to investigate a dealer until they have had 2 independent reports of them dealing. then they will probably have to conduct an investigation and will want video and pix of them actually doing deals etc. by that time the guy would probably have found the drugs and the cops would probably figure it was a fake report(they get that a lot by the way from people looking for revenge). if they just turned up because you called and said you had seen drugs in their house or something the case against them would be weak and there would be too much doubt on a conviction. all you'd accomplish is giving your enemy a free party with the drugs.'

This would work where I am located....the rural midwest/bible belt.

[1983]

'thats not as simple as it is in the movies, unless you have a crooked cop(i know there are plenty but not many would risk getting involved unless you pay them a shitload), the cops here will not even start to investigate a dealer until they have had 2 independent reports of them dealing. then they will probably have to conduct an investigation and will want video and pix of them actually doing deals etc. by that time the guy would probably have found the drugs and the cops would probably figure it was a fake report(they get that a lot by the way from people looking for revenge). if they just turned up because you called and said you had seen drugs in their house or something the case against them would be weak and there would be too much doubt on a conviction. all you'd accomplish is giving your enemy a free party with the drugs.'

This would work where I am located....the rural midwest/bible belt.

If the guy crosses the border allot or you know of him going across the line for a vacation strap some drugs under his car and call in autonomously from a payphone.

Not only will he get his car ripped apart but he'll be detained and legally raped.

Al

[ObscuredByClouds]

shit in their pillowcase

[1983]

shit in their pillowcase

Piss in a jar and let it sit with the lid on out in the sun for a while and when it's nice and ripe put it into a water balloon.

Wash off the balloon after your done filling it / tying it off then press your fist into his or her pillow and put your "water" balloon there and make it so the pillow case looks normal.

Al

[is all mememememe with me]

If the guy crosses the border allot or you know of him going across the line for a vacation strap some drugs under his car and call in autonomously from a payphone.

Not only will he get his car ripped apart but he'll be detained and legally raped.

Al

now we're talking, i like this. its also a good method of smuggling your drugs without having to worry too much about getting caught yourself. especially if you go across the border, find some tourists that are obviously from your own country, even engage in a little small talk to find out where they are from/when going back etc, then put under their car while they are asleep in the hotel and follow them across. as long as they dont notice you following you should be good. if they do get stopped then you just keep going and dont look back, if they get through you just follow them home and wait till its late. the only problem with this really is the sniffer dogs, they will probably find it if they are at the border crossing when you go through.

Piss in a jar and let it sit with the lid on out in the sun for a while and when it's nice and ripe put it into a water balloon.

Wash off the balloon after your done filling it / tying it off then press your fist into his or her pillow and put your "water" balloon there and make it so the pillow case looks normal.

Al

this is ok for a quick revenge, not the sort of thing we are discussing but an alternative would be to fill it into a washing up liquid/fairy bottle and squirt it through their letterbox, just spray it all over the house as best you can. i guess if its in the states then you dont have letterboxes(the flap in the front door), you all have mail boxes that sit outside at the front of your yard, so i guess you'd need to hope for an open window, unless your really hell bent then you could just break a window to do this. all over the sofa/couch, tv, computer, in the carpet and on the walls, fucking everywhere huh? the good thing with letterboxes like we have here is for pouring in petrol(gas) and dropping in a match at 3 in the morning while they are fast asleep, lol.

[THIS IS IMPORTANT GODDAMNIT]

arm bars, knee bars, eye torn out and then stomp all their teeth out

[is all mememememe with me]

try to keep away from short term solutions like beatings, torture, rape, and the sort of thing that someone would get over sooner or later. think of the clever option rather than the dumb tough guy one.

i did say to keep away from short solutions that the intended would soon be able to recover from. i'm talking more the sort of thing that the intended would have to live with for life, something that would completely ruin the rest of their life. think about it, i thought you were all proper bad asses on #z.

[minor69ner]

'thats not as simple as it is in the movies, unless you have a crooked cop(i know there are plenty but not many would risk getting involved unless you pay them a shitload), the cops here will not even start to investigate a dealer until they have had 2 independent reports of them dealing. then they will probably have to conduct an investigation and will want video and pix of them actually doing deals etc. by that time the guy would probably have found the drugs and the cops would probably figure it was a fake report(they get that a lot by the way from people looking for revenge). if they just turned up because you called and said you had seen drugs in their house or something the case against them would be weak and there would be too much doubt on a conviction. all you'd accomplish is giving your enemy a free party with the drugs.'

This would work where I am located....the rural midwest/bible belt.

Depends where you are. Here they will follow you around and harass you for a few weeks and realize you aren't a drug dealer. The person doesn't need to even plant drugs for this to work, just make the phone call. It works better if you say your target was selling E to middle school kids :P

[1983]

I'm half fucking around on this thread myself... There's tons of these revenge threads but you seem more geared to perma fuck someone over so tell me a story and I'll see if can come up with one in return.

If this is just generic fucked for life though that's cool.. I just like to make personal grudges personal and if need be permanent.

Al

[is all mememememe with me]

no its just generic, just thought it would be cool to see just how vindictive and nasty people on #z could be, lol. i actually suspect most on here are just full of bs and probably incapable of coming up with something real clever and nasty rather than just murdering or giving someone a good beating or such when they are crossed by someone. you know that solution that the vast majority would immediately think of.

[1983]

I'll leave this here then before I go to bed.

Ball peen hammer to the back of the spine between the fifth and seventh vertebrae. Trapping someone inside their own body for life is about the cruelest thing I could think up without over hyping torture or other BS.

It's quick, effective, and cheap and if you wanted to add insult to injury sooner or later the guys wife or GF will leave him so if you can start fucking around with her all the more power to you.

Al

[Rice_banger]

im writing this little novel of mine,

and a charter in my book LOVES to pick random people to fuck with , just random houses with nice cars etc, there was this one random picked out , he had his car sitting on his drive way and 5 quarts pf used ATF fluid tipped it numerous times weeks apart, then my charter stole his license plates, then he ended up stealing a car and crashing it into their house for a laugh

[Tokerface]

Throw sulphuric acid in his face, he'll look fucked up and will be blinded.

[is all mememememe with me]

Throw sulphuric acid in his face, he'll look fucked up and will be blinded.

or her face!!

how about bankrupting somebody? if like most money was important to them and they had some success and were obviously enjoying their lifestyle, how could you go about bankrupting them permanantly. would you need to be close to them or is this possible from a certain distance at all. any ideas on this/

[is all mememememe with me]

paying some nigga crackheads to rape them would be a head fuck for them, especially a guy, that shit would forever eat away at you. especially when the video ends up on the interweb, lol.

[The Greek]

I'd most definitely kill someone before ruining their life. Much less chance of revenge coming your way. This seems to be a concept most people don't get.

[is all mememememe with me]

I'd most definitely kill someone before ruining their life. Much less chance of revenge coming your way. This seems to be a concept most people don't get.

thats where being a devious cunt comes in handy. best if you can make them think someone else did it, then you may get the added bonus of them getting life for murdering them. once they are convicted you can visit them in jail and laugh the fuck at them as you let them know that it was you all along. :muahaha::muahaha::muahaha:

[ShadyLady]

I was thinking about this & one could do something to the person to cause them a medical condition. That would be great if the person didn't have medical insurance... they would go broke from the medical bills & be financially ruined. If they do have insurance you could do something that would cause them to lose their job & subsequently lose their medical insurance.

[Ru18yt]

Jumping them with a crowbar/baseball bat and breaking their legs, taking scissors and cutting their dick off, then stabbing them with an AIDS infected needle.

[spx]

Sell them MDPV as cocaine.

[PheonyxXx]

So my buddy was trying to think of a way to perma fuck some one over. So far he has the following ideas but just needs to find a way to make shit work without any evidence to point the crimes back to him.

1. If they have a dog get a small sample size of treats. Open it an lace it with some sorta poison then vacuum seal it shut. Male up a fake envelope of said dog treat manufacturer stating something about a free sample. And now they have a dead dog.

2. Kill their best friend with the help of chloroform and a gun. Make up a fake note/checklist detailing their "room mate's" plot of killing the
And their best friend. Kill room mate Nd make it look like a suicide from guilt with same gun and plant chloroform on their persons or within their car or something.

Still looking for other possible actions to perma fuck someone over. But I'm mainly looking for a perma mental fuck

[is all mememememe with me]

1. If they have a dog get a small sample size of treats. Open it an lace it with some sorta poison then vacuum seal it shut. Male up a fake envelope of said dog treat manufacturer stating something about a free sample. And now they have a dead dog.


lol, you know its not unknown for someone to eat dog food themselves. you should always think of how your actions could go so horribly wrong. in this case it would probably end up with you in jail.

[PheonyxXx]

Eh knowing these people it'd go to the dog. Shit they give their dogs table scraps most the damn time because they're too damn lazy to get dog food.