Best Ways to Piss off Stores?

[jerome]

Any ideas zoklet? Clothing stores, supermarkets, department stores--of course as in the fuckers who fuck over innocent shoplifters. Yes, I'm bored and starting another almost completely useless thread that BI sometimes contains.

So far...

Pouring vinegar all over clothes (very long existing stench and drives customers away.)

Peeing in a dressing room.

And that's about it...

[BITCH TITZ]

how is a shoplifter innocent you shithead?

[Tachosomoza]

Bleach the clothes.

And I'm pretty sure there's a thread over this.

[Really Awesome Nickname]

skate around the store in a shopping kart singing the intro of "Sway" by Coal Chamber :thumbsup:

[jerome]

More innocent than customers and LP's willing to fuck over old poor people grabbing cans of food? Or LP's handling customers way too aggressively, passing the line of legal abuse? To take it even farther, when numerous countries from the US, Italy, to France are willing to make laws that abuse human rights in order to control the Roma who are stigmatized as pure criminals and thieves? France currently has made legalized "camps" for the Roma, watched by a constant security force, forcing them to assimilate with the French society. Small cases or big, its all fucked up.

YouTube - Macy's loss prevention security using excessive force on shoplifter at Dadeland Mall, Miami, Florida

YouTube - Best Buy security wrestles teenager to the ground

There was that one What Would You Do episode where the program showed ordinary customers ratting out elderly shoplifters who obviously looked poor. By sending them to court with numerous future fees and probable jail times it just deepens their financial despair and only produces a cyclical routine of poverty.

[BITCH TITZ]

i don't care if you shoplift or not, i used to steal fifths every day. but don't call shoplifters innocent

[ObsidianZ]

So why don't you do something productive and protest LP practices instead of senseless vandalism?

In all my years of Totse and Zoklet it's nice to see that at least BI's retarded user base is a constant.


*ObZ

[Ed Lister]

Turn bathroom taps on full and leave them. Take the handle if you can.

Also on the subject of restrooms; fill the bin with hand towel and set that shit alight (No cameras in the bathrooms).

Take a box cutter/scalpel and run it through racks of clothes. Easy to do without being caught. Just rummage through as if you are trying to find something.

Misplace packets of high priced beef and freezer items by putting them at the back of dry good shelves. They will have to be thrown out.

get a ak47 and shoot every1 in the shop

This is retarded.

[Frankeh]

pay with pennys?

YouTube - 8,800 PENNIES!!!

[ObscuredByClouds]

fill a shopping cart with lots of things, and then leave it there and walk out without paying, making sure to accidentally put the bread and eggs underneath something heavy

line one of the toilet seats with a plastic bag and take a shit. Tie up the bag and hide it somewhere in the clothing racks

Poke holes in every milk bag. Make it look like youre finding one with a good expiration date, and just use a sharp nail to just pop pop pop as you search

Ask for help getting an item off the top shelf, and after they get the ladder out and get the box down, change your mind and walk away

[PheonyxXx]

Turn bathroom taps on full and leave them. Take the handle if you can.

That would work if it were maybe 2001, but this is 2011, most places have that stupid sensor bullshit for the water, toilets, paper towels, almost anything possible really.


This is retarded.

This is all that needs said though. This is all petty 13 year old bullshit.

[DarkClaw]

Find as many reciepts as you can from the store, or just keep buying something cheap like a soda or candy bar, then take their silly online surveys and TANK the place. The managers of the store are diciplined whenever a bad review comes through and too many of them means the whole store gets a ton of extra headaches with corporate visits.

[Hydroponichronic]

Any ideas zoklet? Clothing stores, supermarkets, department stores--of course as in the fuckers who fuck over innocent shoplifters. Yes, I'm bored and starting another almost completely useless thread that BI sometimes contains.

So far...

Pouring vinegar all over clothes (very long existing stench and drives customers away.)

Peeing in a dressing room.

And that's about it...
If one could find a way to get livestock in there, that would be hilarious. A chicken would be the easiest, but a goat would be priceless.

[Hydroponichronic]

line one of the toilet seats with a plastic bag and take a shit. Tie up the bag and hide it somewhere in the clothing racks


I would lol so hard at this.

[Zanick]

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you guys? Shit's weak, man.

Snort some cocaine or chug a few monster drinks, get a zippo and run around J.C. Penny lighting garments on fire until the place is ash or you get bored, and if they still haven't caught you then leave.

Hide freshly dead animals in your clothing and jam them into small, cramped spaces where they are sure to be smelled before seen.

Acquire a tape recording of a small child crying for its mother and leave it playing somewhere in the store. Bonus points if you can stay inside to move it around as they search. Even better if you can do it all and throw your voice.

Get naked. Cover yourself in butter and spices. Run from clothing rack to clothing rack, screaming at the top of your lungs each time somebody tries to stop you and slamming their fingers with something very hard.

Walk in on acid / shrooms. Take a hit of salvia / DMT mixture. Basically combine an absurd level of hallucinogens with absolutely no regard for the safety of yourself or that of people around you. Whatever happens, you'll find out when you wake up.

Start smearing shit on the walls. I knew a girl who did this to her therapist once.

Move in.

[DiStOrTiOn]

^ most of that will get you into a serious legal assfuck

[ComradeAsh]

Acquire a tape recording of a small child crying for its mother and leave it playing somewhere in the store. Bonus points if you can stay inside to move it around as they search. Even better if you can do it all and throw your voice.

I like!

[ComradeAsh]

To take it even farther, when numerous countries from the US, Italy, to France are willing to make laws that abuse human rights in order to control the Roma who are stigmatized as pure criminals and thieves? France currently has made legalized "camps" for the Roma, watched by a constant security force, forcing them to assimilate with the French society. Small cases or big, its all fucked up.

But gypsies ARE dirty thieves!

[The Pat-Man]

But gypsies ARE dirty thieves!

This is fact.

[AoxomoxoA]

If one of the cameras catch you pissing on clothing you'd appear on "America's Stoopidest" and forever be known as the retard who pisses on clothing.

[DiStOrTiOn]

If one of the cameras catch you pissing on clothing you'd appear on "America's Stoopidest" and forever be known as the retard who pisses on clothing.

If people saw you on camera anywhere, you'd appear on America's Stoopidest

[King of the world]

Just tie jars of pasta sauce to each other with fishing line and watch them smash all over the floor when one is picked up.