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Turd_Smasher
04-26-2011, 06:59 PM
They sneak out under my bed and are fuzzy wuzzy and touch me at night. I sometimes give them a kiss on the cheek and they tuck me in and tell me their adventurous tales and let me touch their fuzzy tails and how they eat snails with christian bale.
Mirana
05-03-2011, 08:55 AM
That's quite the imagination, son.
Turd_Smasher
05-03-2011, 08:23 PM
My mom used to rub my crotch while telling me bedtime stories. She went, "omg, there's a big scary monster under the sheets" then stuck her hand in there and started rubbing my cock and saying "oh no, now he's biting you!! Grrrr!". :drool:
888
05-03-2011, 08:29 PM
My mom used to rub my crotch while telling me bedtime stories. She went, "omg, there's a big scary monster under the sheets" then stuck her hand in there and started rubbing my cock and saying "oh no, now he's biting you!! Grrrr!". :drool:

ur mom likes to suck your dick when shes drunk :confused:
Turd_Smasher
05-03-2011, 08:35 PM
ur mom likes to suck your dick when shes drunk :confused:

Not when drunk. She likes to remember it afterwards.
Fetus-Smasher
05-04-2011, 05:33 AM
This thread needs to be stickied.
slm33d
05-04-2011, 05:47 AM
Whudup yo?
The Methematician
05-06-2011, 05:48 PM
My mom used to rub my crotch while telling me bedtime stories. She went, "omg, there's a big scary monster under the sheets" then stuck her hand in there and started rubbing my cock and saying "oh no, now he's biting you!! Grrrr!". :drool:

Where's your daddy ????
Turd_Smasher
05-06-2011, 06:08 PM
My mom pushed him down a flight of stairs and killed him. She brings another guy home now. We call him uncle Buck. He has a goatee and smiles alot.
The Methematician
05-06-2011, 06:43 PM
My mom pushed him down a flight of stairs and killed him. She brings another guy home now. We call him uncle Buck. He has a goatee and smiles alot.

Did he brushed your balls with his goatee when he suck your pee pee ????

Did it ticky ticky ????
Grinch
05-08-2011, 12:08 AM
They sneak out under my bed and are fuzzy wuzzy and touch me at night. I sometimes give them a kiss on the cheek and they tuck me in and tell me their adventurous tales and let me touch their fuzzy tails and how they eat snails with christian bale.

http://www.ioffer.com/img/item/984/681/75/aaahh-real-monsters-11-dvd-boxset-9cc4b.jpg
slm33d
05-08-2011, 04:46 AM
http://www.ioffer.com/img/item/984/681/75/aaahh-real-monsters-11-dvd-boxset-9cc4b.jpg
Ickus? Aah real monsters was the best show.