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doobie52
01-19-2009, 05:29 AM
What is the deal with guns now a days? Guns are way to easy to use, people should bring back hand to hand combat or sword and spear combat.
Guns suck, who agrees?
adhesive tape
01-19-2009, 05:36 AM
Are you fucking ten? Defending yourself is not about what is more fun or manly or skillful but rather what fucking works.
doobie52
01-19-2009, 05:44 AM
Fuck you asshole, you wanna take this to "Pissin Each Other Off"? You want to ventrilo? Go fuck yourself. I know one thing, I'm a lot fuckin older than you. Fuck you.
Just kidding. Imagine if we had sword fights lol.
ACE_187
01-19-2009, 06:05 AM
i kind of agree. guns are cool, but they are too easy. plus stabbing/beating the shit out of someone is alot more fun, but if they are alot bigger than you you might as well just shoot them :p
Faithless
01-20-2009, 03:51 AM
Have you actually fired a gun?
RX Bloodlusta
01-20-2009, 06:41 AM
This is really pathetic! "stabbing someone is more fun" wtf are you like 12 years old or something! Have you ever stabbed someone! Its not pleasant. Also modern conflict with guns takes far more skill than old battles with sword and spear. Do you know how they fought back then? its wasn't fucking Lord of the Rings. The two armies lined up with their spears, marched towards each other and started stabbing! There was no skill just close your eyes and stab. Also missiles were the cause of most deaths in those days and swords were rarely used in battles.
doobie52
01-20-2009, 06:48 AM
I didn't mean stabbing someone is more fun. To kill someone with a sword takes way more time than killing someone with a gun, therefore giving the individuals more time to talk things through rather than just end it with someone dieing.
You'd have to be pretty fucking stupid if you think soldiers would just close their eyes and stab. I don't even have to explain that one.
Freelance Tax Collector
01-20-2009, 07:13 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMLIOtBLqoU
Rather simple concept.
Besides, there's plenty of time to talk when those people (of a lower economic status) can't hit a fuckin thing either.
Here's the main issue; ever heard of a sword range? No? Neither have I. Do you go chop wood with a sword? Open packages? What if you don't have the strength or coordination to use it? About the only practical application I can see is practice with a buddy in Kendo or something. You'd be way better off with an impact baton and riot shield. Or a gun. Fuckin ballistic advantage man.
RX Bloodlusta
01-20-2009, 07:24 AM
Its has been recorded that soldiers on the front line often had their eyes closed. There was no way for them to avoid being hit and no way to miss
doobie52
01-20-2009, 07:25 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMLIOtBLqoU
Rather simple concept.
Besides, there's plenty of time to talk when those people (of a lower economic status) can't hit a fuckin thing either.
Here's the main issue; ever heard of a sword range? No? Neither have I. Do you go chop wood with a sword? Open packages? What if you don't have the strength or coordination to use it? About the only practical application I can see is practice with a buddy in Kendo or something. You'd be way better off with an impact baton and riot shield. Or a gun. Fuckin ballistic advantage man.
What does economic status have to do with anything, that's pretty stupid too. Ever heard of fencing? What do you need to chop wood for? What?
How do you think knights would train?
Its has been recorded that soldiers on the front line often had their eyes closed. There was no way for them to avoid being hit and no way to miss
Can you get me a reference to back up that statement?
Freelance Tax Collector
01-20-2009, 07:37 AM
What does economic status have to do with anything, that's pretty stupid too. Ever heard of fencing? What do you need to chop wood for? What?
How do you think knights would train?
You didn't get the joke.
Yes, I have heard of fencing. Seems like quite the amusing pastime these days, up there with badminton and yachting and the like.
Seems knights would train by collecting taxes from the serfdom.
Still I think you're missing the point of the changing landscape of warfare through technological progression.
Tell you what, you defend yourself with a sword as much as you want. The next time I'm out on an armed robbery, I'll hit your house first. And I'm bringing "Arlene" (that's a Doom reference).
Mantikore
01-20-2009, 07:38 AM
by the same argument i could also say that we should all be throwing boulders at each other
but really, the nature of war evolves with the weapons that are available. when people are willing to go to war, it means time for talk has ended and the most effective weapons are brought forth
doobie52
01-20-2009, 07:38 AM
You didn't get the joke.
Yes, I have heard of fencing. Seems like quite the amusing pastime these days, up there with badminton and yachting and the like.
Seems knights would train by collecting taxes from the serfdom.
Still I think you're missing the point of the changing landscape of warfare through technological progression.
Tell you what, you defend yourself with a sword as much as you want. The next time I'm out on an armed robbery, I'll hit your house first. And I'm bringing "Arlene" (that's a Doom reference).
I guess I don't understand your sense of humor.
Well war sucks too anyway, who agrees?
Freelance Tax Collector
01-20-2009, 07:45 AM
Ok, person of lower economic status = poverty. Generally speaking, who fits that description, and what can be said of their shooting skills?
War is peace, so say the party. Big brother is watching.
PirateJoe
01-20-2009, 02:22 PM
Heat seaking plasma launchers are too easy. They should bring back the rifled infantryman, now that took some skill.
LSA King
01-20-2009, 03:19 PM
What is the deal with guns now a days? Guns are way to easy to use, people should bring back hand to hand combat or sword and spear combat.
Guns suck, who agrees?
Because technology advanced and populations increased. More population = more death and carnage in a war. It would be quite hard to fight epic battles twice those of the movie 300 with swords everytime we had a war.
Technology said guns rule swords druel. This is why Russia got there ass handed to them in WWI and WWII by the germans despite great numbers, inferior black powder.
RX Bloodlusta
01-21-2009, 05:03 AM
You didn't get the joke.
Yes, I have heard of fencing. Seems like quite the amusing pastime these days, up there with badminton and yachting and the like.
My mate does fencing and its not that gentle lol. He had to have stitches after the sword went through his jacket.
Freelance Tax Collector
01-21-2009, 05:54 AM
Oh, dear me. Stitches!
Point was is it's not a combat worthy pursuit any more than badminton or yachting. Even if you're forced into melee combat, what practical usefulness will fencing serve?
Mephistos Minion
01-21-2009, 07:12 AM
Here is me, reading this thread:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/mephistosminion/image200901210002.jpg
Seriously; just because we are bringing this puppy back to life doesn't mean we need to fill it with bullshit to get it going again...
Mantikore
01-21-2009, 08:04 AM
This is why Russia got there ass handed to them in WWI and WWII by the germans despite great numbers, inferior black powder.
???
http://photosthatchangedtheworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/reichstag_flag1.jpg
Korivan i'Alagmarae
01-21-2009, 04:41 PM
if you want to defend yourself, use a gun. if you wanna be "hardcore" then buy a couple swords and challenge people to duels.
if someone attacks you with the intent to severely harm / kill you, they wont stop when you ask "swordfight, lol?"
The Swede
01-21-2009, 04:48 PM
???
I think he means in the early stages of Barbarossa.
Warped Mindless
01-21-2009, 06:42 PM
What is the deal with guns now a days? Guns are way to easy to use, people should bring back hand to hand combat or sword and spear combat.
Guns suck, who agrees?
Did mommy say you could use the computer? :rolleyes:
ArmsMerchant
01-22-2009, 06:33 PM
Are you fucking ten? Defending yourself is not about what is more fun or manly or skillful but rather what fucking works.
Well said. Self defense isn't a game; there are no rules. The "winner" is the guy who walks away--preferably before any violence manifests itself.
Right now, I have a Beretta in my pocket. If I felt compelled to use it, ideas of "manliness" or anything else besides survival would not enter my mind.
With all due respect, OP sounds like a fucking moron.
LSA King
01-22-2009, 07:54 PM
???
http://photosthatchangedtheworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/reichstag_flag1.jpg
I should have mentioned referring to the beginning of the war. Both World Wars they were far behind the technology curve compared to other nations. They sped up with the T-34 near the last year of the war though. This is all in part because of America. If we never helped Russia for over a year before we entered the war Russia would have been conquered and without our endless aid to Britain there would be no double front for the germans.
History was a cunt hair from going the other way and America was the middle man deciding how it would play. Before we made our choice Germany was controlling the fate of the world.
The Swede
01-23-2009, 09:40 PM
As much as i hate this "ummericuuh is da best" bullshit i have to agree with LSA, without America we(atleast i) would be speaking German now.
doobie52
01-24-2009, 11:47 PM
Ok, person of lower economic status = poverty. Generally speaking, who fits that description, and what can be said of their shooting skills?
War is peace, so say the party. Big brother is watching.
The typical poor gun-toting gangster could totally pwn some yuppie rich guy, I'd say. The rich people just have other people shoot for them such as politicians etc.
Did mommy say you could use the computer? :rolleyes:
Either say something valuable or fuck off. Posts like these are the type of spam/trolls that go unnoticed.
What am I supposed to reply with, a momma joke? Say something debatable you stupid faggot.
Random_Looney
01-24-2009, 11:50 PM
The typical poor gun-toting gangster could totally pwn some yuppie rich guy, I'd say. The rich people just have other people shoot for them such as politicians etc.
Nope. Rich people (politicians aren't typically rich, just powerful middle or maybe upper-middle class) shoot clays, fence, play golf, badminton, polo, etc. They duck hunt. Oh, and they shoot clays. You'll probably have to avoid the over/under gameloads.
doobie52
01-24-2009, 11:55 PM
if you want to defend yourself, use a gun. if you wanna be "hardcore" then buy a couple swords and challenge people to duels.
if someone attacks you with the intent to severely harm / kill you, they wont stop when you ask "swordfight, lol?"
I'm talking about fights with honor, not just stupid shit like that guy said about closing your eyes and stabbing.
I always imagined sword fights being kick ass, kind of like how Shakespeare portrays them in his plays, with actual dialogue in between, but I guess that's just scripted drama. The average idiot now a days seems as if he/she just randomly shoots to kill, like those morons that were responsible for Columbine or that guy that just randomly stabbed some kids at a Daycare the other day. What the fuck was that? Total pieces of shit.
I wonder if there was random "swordings" back then... I doubt it, but I dunno.
My point is guns should just be solely used by authorities such as cops and such, even though they suck too (there was a case where a cop killed some guy for no reason while holding him down on the floor recently), but we must not lower our standards and carry guns just to have to live with pieces of shit like those Columbine assholes or thieves etc.
Mephistos Minion
01-25-2009, 05:32 AM
Jesus christ man you are a retard. If you want to have a sword fight either whip your moungrel out at a gaybar or join the Society for Creative Anachronism... Which is basically just as gay...
Freelance Tax Collector
01-25-2009, 05:55 AM
The typical poor gun-toting gangster could totally pwn some yuppie rich guy, I'd say. The rich people just have other people shoot for them such as politicians etc.
Heh, just wait 'till Jamal meets Dick Cheney.
Warped Mindless
01-25-2009, 08:49 AM
Either say something valuable or fuck off. Posts like these are the type of spam/trolls that go unnoticed.
What am I supposed to reply with, a momma joke? Say something debatable you stupid faggot.
Because we all know your original post was just filled to the brim with intelligence. :rolleyes:
Random_Looney
01-25-2009, 10:37 AM
Jesus christ man you are a retard. If you want to have a sword fight either whip your moungrel out at a gaybar or join the Society for Creative Anachronism... Which is basically just as gay...
Hilarious.
The Swede
01-25-2009, 01:22 PM
Either say something valuable or fuck off. Posts like these are the type of spam/trolls that go unnoticed.
Welcome to RTBA, the place where we hate mall ninjas like you.
LavaRed
01-25-2009, 01:51 PM
The typical poor gun-toting gangster could totally pwn some yuppie rich guy, I'd say.
I volunteer to be a guinea pig. Now just find me a typical poor gun-toting gangster to be the other guinea pig, so we can sort this out once and for all.
Oh and we can do it like gentlement too. Blackpowder pistols... 75 paces apart, back turned...
:D
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