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My roommates box spring is falling apart and the springs are falling out.


I'm thinking that I could attach those to the bottom of my shoes somehow bounce to work.


How can I attach heavy springs to shoe that would hold for good? Some heavy duty cock or something?

[Virus]

My roommates box spring is falling apart and the springs are falling out.


I'm thinking that I could attach those to the bottom of my shoes somehow bounce to work.


How can I attach heavy springs to shoe that would hold for good? Some heavy duty cock or something?

By making a mount that clips to the bottom of your shoes or taking cycling shoes and retrofitting the spring so it clips in like pedals.

How much do you weigh?

Oh and Protip: Don't make and use multiple accounts.

[Snoopy]

I expected man boobs in this thread.