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Twin Gats
05-14-2011, 10:27 PM
Some black guy calls me right, says he can get me sales jobs. He's offering telemarketing, newspaper sales, and something else. Exotic maid, 50$ an hour, up to 1000$ in tips.

Is cleaning a house naked worth it, for good pay? What do you guys think?
dead
05-14-2011, 10:30 PM
$$$
Vizier
05-14-2011, 10:31 PM
You gonna get raped.
Twin Gats
05-14-2011, 10:35 PM
You gonna get raped.

That's my main concern, but i plan to pack a loaded .22 inside my rectum in case of this scenario :thumbsup:
Fetus-Smasher
05-14-2011, 11:10 PM
1st. Is OP a chick?
2nd. You gonna get raped
3rd. If your considering this a realistic option, you are obviously going nowhere in life.
Twin Gats
05-14-2011, 11:24 PM
1st. Is OP a chick?
2nd. You gonna get raped
3rd. If your considering this a realistic option, you are obviously going nowhere in life.

im a dude

i'd probably be wearing a speedo anyways

cmon man thats a shitload of cash for not alot of work im probly gona do it

and come to think of it, ill get a tip most all the time, i mean im almost naked afterall and they are paying to look at my body maybe an extra ben franklin gets them a peek at my sack
T.K. Baha
05-15-2011, 01:07 AM
I would rather have my dignity and be broke. You can cut corners other ways while keeping yourself in tact.
Blux
05-15-2011, 01:32 AM
@OP

For that much money you obviously won't be in some nasty fucking peoples houses. This will be some older rich bitches just wanting to take a peek at your dick while you "clean" the house/pool.

I'd do it until some weird shit happens... then quit.

Definitely conceal some form of weapon if at all possible.
The Greek
05-15-2011, 01:37 AM
do it until some weird shit happens... then quit.


lol awesome quote.
.missblack.
05-15-2011, 02:54 AM
That's just fucking wierd.

Be prepared to endure some creepy ass mofos watching your every move, moaning whenever you bend over, probably jerking it the whole time. And I'd guess if they like what they see they'd offer you some "overtime" at the end of your "shift" - if you catch my drift. So yeah, what if they offered a pretty penny for you to provide some extra services? Would you do it?
BossDog
05-15-2011, 04:27 AM
That's just fucking wierd.

Be prepared to endure some creepy ass mofos watching your every move, moaning whenever you bend over, probably jerking it the whole time. And I'd guess if they like what they see they'd offer you some "overtime" at the end of your "shift" - if you catch my drift. So yeah, what if they offered a pretty penny for you to provide some extra services? Would you do it?

clearly he would..


pack a flesh-colored sheath with a knife on your ankle
Name's Taken
05-15-2011, 04:35 AM
Do it. Dignity is overrated.

Plus you can steal shit on your way out.
Trix Are For Kids
05-15-2011, 05:29 AM
Do it. Dignity is overrated.

Plus you can steal shit on your way out.

This. I'd fuck an old dude for $100,000 dollars. I'm not against that in any way.
felonious_monk
05-15-2011, 05:41 AM
get a real job. you can choose so many jobs, why would you want a stupid job that requires no talent. Get a good job and be proud of yourself
virgil caine
05-15-2011, 02:27 PM
if someone tried to give me 1000 to clean a house naked i would do it
Miaow
05-15-2011, 05:16 PM
I'd do it for free, that shit would be hilarious.
Blux
05-16-2011, 04:04 AM
Also @OP

If you do take the job wear leopard skin speedo, and request that any house you clean must have party boy music playing at all times.

Take video and post on youtube, get millions of hits like Rebecca Black and get rich from the side money.
Twin Gats
05-19-2011, 12:31 AM
LOL these are some weird responses

But i am not taking the job, for 1 good reason

The guy that offered it to me is a nigger. And not just one of those milk chocolate negros either. Some midnight, black hole, pitch dark skin tone motherfucker.