I hate girls, friends, beer, and zoklet

[Marijuanasaurus]

Its 11:40 right now and i have 20 minutes to get to class and do a speech, and i havent even written out my last body and conclusion:facepalm: all because i was talking to a girl last night, and then my friends wanted to hang out and drink, and i didnt fucking get home till 6 in the morning and i knocked out and now its almost time to go to class and im doomed:mad:
and this place isnt helping either. fuck you guys. and fuck girls. fucking distracting bitches. and fuck you friends too. and fuck 40s and video games. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

[reallystupidstuff]

fuckin get off da intarwebz

[7i8_Dago]

suicide/suicide, nigger

[negz]

Hate school instead.

[Marijuanasaurus]

its ok i stayed home and fapped it

[Former FBI Agent]

Good job.

[LSA King]

Its 11:40 right now and i have 20 minutes to get to class and do a speech, and i havent even written out my last body and conclusion:facepalm: all because i was talking to a girl last night, and then my friends wanted to hang out and drink, and i didnt fucking get home till 6 in the morning and i knocked out and now its almost time to go to class and im doomed:mad:
and this place isnt helping either. fuck you guys. and fuck girls. fucking distracting bitches. and fuck you friends too. and fuck 40s and video games. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:




Are you gay? And wheres the birthday pictures?

[Marijuanasaurus]

Are you gay? And wheres the birthday pictures?

only for you. but check out this girl i met last night. shes only 14 and she has the hots for me.
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/34/l_b244df1dbae5459fbf2b61bfdfe4b0fa.jpg

[Uriah Heep]

Its 11:40 right now and i have 20 minutes to get to class and do a speech, and i havent even written out my last body and conclusion:facepalm: all because i was talking to a girl last night, and then my friends wanted to hang out and drink, and i didnt fucking get home till 6 in the morning and i knocked out and now its almost time to go to class and im doomed:mad:
and this place isnt helping either. fuck you guys. and fuck girls. fucking distracting bitches. and fuck you friends too. and fuck 40s and video games. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

Dont blame us for your iniability to make good decisions, wheres your responsibility, show some initiative.

btw,fuck you:mad:

[cronic5]

So stop being a worthless drunkard and get your work done if it matters to you enough to bitch about it?

[goldaline, my dear]

only for you. but check out this girl i met last night. shes only 14 and she has the hots for me.
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/34/l_b244df1dbae5459fbf2b61bfdfe4b0fa.jpg

A: SHE HAS BEAUTIFUL LEGS

B: I can help you write your paper. I'm an IB English student.

[ZeroMalarki]

only for you. but check out this girl i met last night. shes only 14 and she has the hots for me.
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/34/l_b244df1dbae5459fbf2b61bfdfe4b0fa.jpg

She's scarily attractive for a fourteen year old. What I wouldn't give to be fifteen again..

Christ I need to get laid, what I have just said worries me.

Btw, I love beer but I know how to abstain from it whenever I need to. Zoklet is a distraction, but one that you chose to engage. Chose when not to engage in it and you'll be fine. Man, I think giving up on weed might help for a bit as well. Damnit.

[Flex Rigid]

You can't get distracted by Zoklet if you don't do anything all day to begin with! Ha, suckers.

[Crashwangdoodle]

Get back to work slacker!!!

[NiggerBabyRocketLauncher]

only for you. but check out this girl i met last night. shes only 14 and she has the hots for me.
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/34/l_b244df1dbae5459fbf2b61bfdfe4b0fa.jpg

When I saw that picture I had the urge to pull out my cock and start wanking on the spot. So I did.

thx

[LSA King]

only for you. but check out this girl i met last night. shes only 14 and she has the hots for me.
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/34/l_b244df1dbae5459fbf2b61bfdfe4b0fa.jpg



YES! +1 I am :fapping: :)

[Marijuanasaurus]

Hey thanks everybody for fapping to my teenage girlfriend. Im flattered:D

[Fetus-Smasher]

Hey thanks everybody to fapping to my teenage girlfriend. Im flattered:D

You should put that quote on a T-shirt.
I'd wear one.

[Marijuanasaurus]

You should put that quote on a T-shirt.
I'd wear one.

hahaha. i actually have a few more ideas for t-shirts. this will be the first one in production.

[yoplait]

Life simulated gaming is serious business, isn't it?

[Cliche Guevara]

hahahaha whenever Im really fucked for school but might still manage to do well if I try really fucking hard 9 times out of 10 I just stay home and fap it.

[Lysergic Rain]

That's funny, because I love girls, friends, beer, and zoklet

[Marijuanasaurus]

lol who bumped this?

[poast-bortem!]

check out this girl i met last night.

Hey thanks everybody for fapping to my teenage girlfriend.

...?

:facepalm:

[yawanur]

...?

:facepalm:

Of course! Last night and teenage girlfriends are completely contradictory!

[Marijuanasaurus]

Wow me too.

ya i love all those things as well. I was just angry at myself at the time.

Of course! Last night and teenage girlfriends are completely contradictory!

i know right?:thumbsup:

[slm33d]

How'd it go?