The Methematician
07-04-2011, 06:39 PM
A 100% of the American constitution in use across the country are printed on pulped materials like papers. This is a real tragedy. Why would we print our constitution on of the same materials that toilet rolls are made of? Are these people saying America is asswipe? C'mon, this is AMERICA. Paper sucks.
All constitutions and laws should be handwritten on hides. That's the perfect material for the American constitution. I love hides. Critics will ask me how we can expect to print that many constitutions out of such a costly material. Well, the fact of the matter is that too many constitutions are being printed. Too many people are owning and reading who have no business reading and citing them. Our Founding Fathers never intended for this country to have a public education system, postal service or any of the other Communist government entities who keep our constitution disgracefully. Shut 'em down.
Industry and the government have devalued America and it's image. What is the point in keeping an American constitution if it is made out of paper ? This is shameful. Constitutions must only be printed on wool or the tanned hides of captured enemy combatants i.e. Australians, liberals, etc.
All constitutions and laws should be handwritten on hides. That's the perfect material for the American constitution. I love hides. Critics will ask me how we can expect to print that many constitutions out of such a costly material. Well, the fact of the matter is that too many constitutions are being printed. Too many people are owning and reading who have no business reading and citing them. Our Founding Fathers never intended for this country to have a public education system, postal service or any of the other Communist government entities who keep our constitution disgracefully. Shut 'em down.
Industry and the government have devalued America and it's image. What is the point in keeping an American constitution if it is made out of paper ? This is shameful. Constitutions must only be printed on wool or the tanned hides of captured enemy combatants i.e. Australians, liberals, etc.