Having a Penis SUCKS

[Fuck My Life]

its just a constant discomfort. srsly, id cut the damn thing off if it didnt feel so good to stick into things


As to not make this a troll thread, here are some reasons why I fuckin hate having a pair of testicles and a schlong

1. constantly itches
2. sweat and general discomfort
3. when the sack sticks to 1 of ur legs
4. GROOMING THE DAMN THING, shaving and trimming pubes and dick hair is so miserable
5. all the nerves. my dick constantly feels weird when it's positioned in any way in my pants, rubbing up against any fabric fucking SUCKS
6. acne on ur dick
7. acne on ur pubes
8. Urine drip after pissing
9. its vulnerable as fuck, kicking some1 in the dick or balls is fuckin fatal
10.did I mention it FUCKING ITCHES?!?

flame meh

[Angry Blue Bird of Death]

People like you should have a gun put to their head and shot several times :mad:

[yoplait]

Penis is fun

[Virgo]

1. constantly itches


Thats just herpies.

[mxs]

its just a constant discomfort. srsly, id cut the damn thing off if it didnt feel so good to stick into things


As to not make this a troll thread, here are some reasons why I fuckin hate having a pair of testicles and a schlong

1. constantly itches
2. sweat and general discomfort
3. when the sack sticks to 1 of ur legs
4. GROOMING THE DAMN THING, shaving and trimming pubes and dick hair is so miserable
5. all the nerves. my dick constantly feels weird when it's positioned in any way in my pants, rubbing up against any fabric fucking SUCKS
6. acne on ur dick
7. acne on ur pubes
8. Urine drip after pissing
9. its vulnerable as fuck, kicking some1 in the dick or balls is fuckin fatal
10.did I mention it FUCKING ITCHES?!?

flame meh

1,2,6,7 and 10 make it seem like you have an STD you raunchy fuck

[Fuck My Life]

in retrospect, i probably should of mentioned that ive got my fair share of stds

[AdamSmokesCrack]

I love having a penis.
It's far easier to get off than if you had a vagina. It's not all about "how" it's done and mood and all that shit.
You don't get yeast infections
You have a harder time getting STDs than a woman

I do, however, hate testicles, as I have a cyst on the epididimes of my left nut, and it's quite painful at times. It's not very large; it just feels like a vein is swollen. But it's quite bothersome, and I could do without testicles if I knew I wouldn't turn into HoZ without them.

[Hammer Tank]

in retrospect, i probably should of mentioned that ive got my fair share of stds

fuck, then the thread should be called "Having numerous STDs SUCKS". damn son get your head on straight.

[The General]

yeah dude having a penis rocks

[The Swede]

1. constantly itches
2. sweat and general discomfort
3. when the sack sticks to 1 of ur legs
4. GROOMING THE DAMN THING, shaving and trimming pubes and dick hair is so miserable
^5. all the nerves. my dick constantly feels weird when it's positioned in any way in my pants, rubbing up against any fabric fucking SUCKS
6. acne on ur dick
7. acne on ur pubes
8. Urine drip after pissing
9. its vulnerable as fuck, kicking some1 in the dick or balls is fuckin fatal
10.did I mention it FUCKING ITCHES?!?

Bolded: you're stupid
Underlined: women got that too, idiot

Left as normal, i agree.

[reallystupidstuff]

fuck, then the thread should be called "Having numerous STDs SUCKS". damn son get your head on straight.

^^seriously

[Squall]

I talk to my penis.....he talks back

[Angry Blue Bird of Death]

I talk to my penis.....he talks back

What happens when you have an argument :confused:

[sexualjesus]

when you sleep naked it rubs against the sheets and matress.

i still wouldnt trade it for anything else

[Sanders49]

having a penis is great those how disagree, chop it off

[anechka]

its just a constant discomfort. srsly, id cut the damn thing off if it didnt feel so good to stick into things


As to not make this a troll thread, here are some reasons why I fuckin hate having a pair of testicles and a schlong

1. constantly itches
2. sweat and general discomfort
3. when the sack sticks to 1 of ur legs
4. GROOMING THE DAMN THING, shaving and trimming pubes and dick hair is so miserable
5. all the nerves. my dick constantly feels weird when it's positioned in any way in my pants, rubbing up against any fabric fucking SUCKS
6. acne on ur dick
7. acne on ur pubes
8. Urine drip after pissing
9. its vulnerable as fuck, kicking some1 in the dick or balls is fuckin fatal
10.did I mention it FUCKING ITCHES?!?

flame meh

:confused:

[beergoggles]

I've always wanted another penis. One uncircumcised (like the one I have now), and one circumcised (like the one I'll have later). That way when I fuck jewish women I can switch off and go in for the kill! Then when the hippie chicks come around I can switch back to good old foreskinny!

[Squall]

What happens when you have an argument :confused:

I shave his beard ;)

[twenty four seven]

6. acne on ur dick
7. acne on ur pubes



Please consult your local doctor immediately.

[mr.blunt]

having a penis is the shit man, if you think otherwise go ahead and chop it off.

[NamelessNom4d]

having a penis is the shit man, if you think otherwise go ahead and chop it off.

This, OP is fail.

Plus girls love being able to play with it. :cool:
And you can piss standing up with ease, therefore it rocks.

[Mr.Happy]

Penis ownership is proper, for the following reasons and more.

1. Intimidation of children.
2. The capacity to windmill.
3. The capacity to cockslap.
4. The capacity to triple-windmill-cockslap [uncommon].
5. That inimitable feeling of quiet pride when sporting a full, rock-hard erection.
6. Puppetry of the penis.
7. Freedom of urination.
8. Comparative difficulty of being raped.
9. Flinging cum.
10. The oh-so-hot, faux-surprised and sexually anticipatory look on a girl's face when you're making out and she feels your penis begin to harden through your jeans.
11. Intimidation of small-penised men.
12. Lower-maintenance when compared to a vagina.
13. Doesn't get yeast infections, rarely gets UTIs.
14. Fun to play with, for both males and females.
15. Makes you a man.
16. Can be used to make another man your bitch.
17. Putting it in a girl's mouth.
18. 'Accidentally' spunking in a girl's mouth when you said you wouldn't.
19. Intimidation of family members.
20. The capacity to pull off a simultaneous-cum-flinging-triple-windmill-cockslap [difficult and impressive]

[wires]

Men do get yeast infections, actually.

[Internet Degenerate]

having a penis is great those how disagree, chop it off

As simple as this
And its fun to stick in things ;)

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/4d/In_Blooms_toaster.jpg

[Some Old Drunk Guy]

Yeah dude urine drip suckkssssssss

[jheit8]

If you don't wash good in the shower it smells bad.
Too many fags don't wash at my school and smegma tastes and smells horrible!

[Hammer Tank]

smegma tastes ... horrible!

lol does it get stuck in your teeth

[jheit8]

lol does it get stuck in your teeth

I brush and gargle afterwards to try to get rid of the taste.

[virgil caine]

http://i1206.photobucket.com/albums/bb445/totse1/1314943875607.jpg