Most retarded advice you've been given?

[xilikeeggs0]

I was just told by a vet that I need to spit in my dog's food in order to make him respect me.

[SLIM]

I was told by my dad that I need to spit in my bitch's food in order to make her respect me.

Hoes need to know their place :mad:

[The Cheshire Cat]

"Don't do it"

[SLIM]

I was also told by a dog that I need to spit in my vet's food in order to make him respect me.

[the beat]

I was told by my dad that I need to spit in my bitch's food in order to make her respect me.

Hoes need to know their place :mad:

That is retarded. Wtf is wrong with your dad, dude?

[SLIM]

That is retarded. Wtf is wrong with your dad, dude?

He's a coke head lol.

[xilikeeggs0]

I was also told by a dog that I need to spit in my vet's food in order to make him respect me.

I didn't think of it until after I left, but I should have spit on the vet and asked her if she respected me.

[the beat]

I was also told by a dog that I need to spit in my vet's food in order to make him respect me.

I lollopaloozadd'd'd.

[SLIM]

I didn't think of it until after I left, but I should have spit on the vet and asked her if she respected me.

Oh a female gave you the advice. That explains everything.

[LSA King]

The old quote "What doesn't kill you only makes you stroger" is full of such shit. Its a theoretical proposition that holds little ground. Emotionally and Mentally perhaps, in some CASES but physically you are fucking retarded because even if something doesn't kill you the body is already dying from day 1 its not going to make you stronger.

[Fetus-Smasher]

When I was a kid, my uncle told me "on your first date, don't be afraid to let her know your intentions" then started laughing. And to this day, his advice still doesn't work.

[LSA King]

When I was a kid, my uncle told me "on your first date, don't be afraid to let her know your intentions" then started laughing. And to this day, his advice still doesn't work.



I don't know they say 1 in 10 women will say yes if you just walked up to them and asked if they want to have sex. However I have yet to test this theory because 9 is alot of slaps.

[SLIM]

I don't know they say 1 in 10 women will say yes if you just walked up to them and asked if they want to have sex. However I have yet to test this theory because 9 is alot of slaps.

You ask before having sex with them?

[Helladamnleet]

All the advice I get is usually retarded.

[The English Gentleman]

I was told by my dad...

on womens vaginas...

'if it smells worse than your armpit, dont go there.'

[Jeff The Hunter]

Ancient chinese proverb: When the red river flows, take the dirt road.

Best advice ever.

[poast-bortem!]

The old quote "What doesn't kill you only makes you stroger" is full of such shit. Its a theoretical proposition that holds little ground. Emotionally and Mentally perhaps, in some CASES but physically you are fucking retarded because even if something doesn't kill you the body is already dying from day 1 its not going to make you stronger.

Although I agree with you, there's still many times where that quote actually works. Many people, get injured physically, and grow stronger mentally. It happened to me. I'm a basket case.

I guess, in any case, it's going to be a sacrafice.

[poast-bortem!]

'if it smells worse than your armpit, dont go there.'

*smells armpit*

That's good advice, I would not screw my armpit, the way it's smelling.

side note: poast-bortem! has never used deoderant, not once.

[mizled]

"you won't need a lawyer"

[Helladamnleet]

Here's a real gem:

"Listen to your heart"

[SLIM]

Here's a real gem:

"Listen to your heart"

Does your heart ever tell you to spit in your dog's food in order to make him respect you?

[nuclearrabbit]

http://jj.am/gallery/d/55257-1/eatthebody.jpg
But I love her. :(

[SKUV]

From my old weed dealer "It's not about needs, it's wants!"

We was jewish too... :facepalm:

[LSA King]

Although I agree with you, there's still many times where that quote actually works. Many people, get injured physically, and grow stronger mentally. It happened to me. I'm a basket case.

I guess, in any case, it's going to be a sacrafice.




Exactly! Thanks to following this ridiculous claim I am a basket case myself.

[BlackopsNinja]

Dont smoke weed, its addicting, and will kill you!


/government

[Agemad]

Look both ways before crossing the street.

What a croc o' bull

[nuclearrabbit]

Motherfucker told me to do a barrel roll. :mad:

[Name's Taken]

"Treat women with respect"

[Steve]

I was just told by your dad to start spitting in your mom's food to make her respect me.

[Anal Assassin]

My friend once asked me if I knew how to get rid of a hicky, I told him to heat up a spoon, rub it with alcohol, and put it on the hicky.

he burned his neck.

[zingalong]

"Treat women with respect"

Lol, women...

[Mantikore]

The old quote "What doesn't kill you only makes you stroger" is full of such shit. Its a theoretical proposition that holds little ground. Emotionally and Mentally perhaps, in some CASES but physically you are fucking retarded because even if something doesn't kill you the body is already dying from day 1 its not going to make you stronger.
also "fight fire with fire" is kind of retarded

[Rock_is_dead]

"you won't need a lawyer"

This.

[ObsidianZ]

http://jj.am/gallery/d/55257-1/eatthebody.jpg
But I love her. :(

Kill your spouse, eat the body?

Crazy frenchies.


*ObZ

[Anima Mundi]

"When I need to fall asleep, I just pray" :facepalm:

[Σnigma]

"Have faith in God."

...Who?

[InB4U]

BUMP

[@@@]

the best advice i ever got was "if you're driving at night, and you see two lights coming at you, don't try to drive between them cause it's not two guys on motorcycles."

[Lulzar]

My advice: You can do drugs, but don't let drugs use you brah. Be advised, brah...

[SteveMcQueenFmousCarChase]

My advice: Dont fucking fall asleep, dont fucking fall asleep!

[Funky Fungus]

trust the government, pssh

[Stock Market Anomalies]

I was just told by a vet that I need to spit in my dog's food in order to make him respect me.

whats retarded about that?

[InB4U]

whats retarded about that?


Yeah, anyways? I always respect people that spit in my food.

[ibetyouvotenexttimehippy]

The old quote "What doesn't kill you only makes you stroger" is full of such shit. Its a theoretical proposition that holds little ground. Emotionally and Mentally perhaps, in some CASES but physically you are fucking retarded because even if something doesn't kill you the body is already dying from day 1 its not going to make you stronger.

Whatever you don't kill you only make stronger.

[SteveMcQueenFmousCarChase]

you is high. tell you isssss hahahaha

[Helladamnleet]

Your post made my new sig. Congrats.

[Stock Market Anomalies]

Yeah, anyways? I always respect people that spit in my food.
Are you a dog?

Smart puppy can type. :rolleyes:

In nature, dominant animal always eats first. By spitting in your dogs food when they give it to them it, in theory, emulates that. they can recognize your saliva as your whether or not they see you spit in it. Is it magically going to make your dog obedient? No of course not. But its one thing that may help if you're got a dog that won't listen. And whats it going to hurt? No loss, right?

Try it.

[InB4U]

Are you a dog?

Smart puppy can type. :rolleyes:

LOL.

Well when you put it that way it makes some sense.

[dog with shifty eyes]

Falcon Punch.

And it didn't even work.

[ayingerbrau]

"Work hard at school and get a good job."

[Daily]

My signature.

[The Backdoor Man]

Are you a dog?

Smart puppy can type. :rolleyes:

In nature, dominant animal always eats first. By spitting in your dogs food when they give it to them it, in theory, emulates that. they can recognize your saliva as your whether or not they see you spit in it. Is it magically going to make your dog ob? No of course not. But its one thing that may help if you're got a dog that won't listen. And whats it going to hurt? No loss, right?

Try it.
wow, explains why my dog always used to wait for me to sit down and eat before he ate

[virgil caine]

anger is fear announced