My wife gives me that little wink every now and then

[Angry Blue Bird of Death]

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[Levo75]

your wife is p ugly

[Angry Blue Bird of Death]

I'm in the best shape of my life.

[Hammer Tank]

I'm finally able to cheat on my wife again.

[Frank]

I'm 40 years old, I play in a rock band and I have a bowflex body.

*is a bald douche bag*

[Ph0x]

I'm in the best shape of my life.

This.