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STD
09-21-2011, 04:24 AM
Anybody got experience with taking Viagra up the ass? I'd assume you would first peel the blue skin off the pill before sticking it up there. I'd also bet that it's even more effective to take Viagra this way than sublingually.

referew
09-21-2011, 08:48 AM
let me get this straight. your an alcoholic emo that cuts himself and is old enough to take Viagra???? hmmmmm

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/004/952/emo-dad-22891-1257438303-107.jpg?1296602101

STD
09-21-2011, 09:11 AM
let me get this straight. your an alcoholic emo that cuts himself and is old enough to take Viagra???? hmmmmm

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/004/952/emo-dad-22891-1257438303-107.jpg?1296602101
that made me smile. later when i'm drunk i'll probably jerk off. KERRR

Auschwitz Nazi Disneyland
09-21-2011, 09:36 AM
Just crush it up, mix it with vasoline and slather it on your favourite dildo

Texas Toast
09-21-2011, 10:37 AM
Viagra is best applied directly to the forehead...

STD
09-21-2011, 10:56 AM
Viagra is best applied directly to the forehead...
So is my cock, but that's for another thread.

LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry
09-21-2011, 02:22 PM
Just have your boyfriend insert it into his peehole before ramming his cock up your ass.

zombo.com
09-21-2011, 03:01 PM
http://www.ukmedix.com/viagra/viagra_suppository_being_tested_by_pfizer_in_italy 5888.cfm

Pfizer have decided to run small clinical trials in Italy in order to get full EMEA approval for this new method of taking Viagra. A spokesman for Pfizer Italia explained that ‘Viagra Via Anale’ as it would be called, was perfect for the Italian market because Italian people often used suppositories as painkillers for headaches and therefore they were more used to this application of medication.

But the real reason why Pfizer was so interested in developing and testing Viagra Via Anale is that they have found that it worked almost instantly outperforming any other applications of erectile dysfunction medication on the market.

/thread

Cephalotus
09-21-2011, 03:06 PM
http://www.ukmedix.com/viagra/viagra_suppository_being_tested_by_pfizer_in_italy 5888.cfm



/thread

Imagine the foreplay :(

STD
09-22-2011, 12:45 AM
http://www.ukmedix.com/viagra/viagra_suppository_being_tested_by_pfizer_in_italy 5888.cfm



/thread
Thanks!

kingOfCrash
09-22-2011, 04:17 PM
Why not just try it, OP?

Rectal Viagra-instant? Maybe for fags that like things in their butt.

water bottle
09-22-2011, 04:23 PM
http://www.ukmedix.com/viagra/viagra_suppository_being_tested_by_pfizer_in_italy 5888.cfm



/thread

lol @ Italians having a propensity to stick medication up their asses.

STD
09-23-2011, 12:45 AM
Why not just try it, OP?

Rectal Viagra-instant? Maybe for fags that like things in their butt.
I think I shall.

When it happens, results will be here!

HEEEEEERP DERPppp

constantinople
09-23-2011, 04:50 PM
the fuck would you want to take viagra for

kingOfCrash
09-23-2011, 07:40 PM
the fuck would you want to take viagra for

I'm going to guess for the effects. Even without ED, it will probably improve erection quality.

STD
09-25-2011, 11:12 AM
Does anybody have on hand what the approximate absortion rates for viagra are for various methods of delivery (e.g. oral, sublingual, rectal...)?

tomjonesa22
09-25-2011, 12:37 PM
try caverject u shoot it in ur dick ive had the misfortune to dispense it to someone. or muse its a penile suppository right up ur alley

LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry
09-25-2011, 07:33 PM
the fuck would you want to take viagra for

I'm going to guess for the effects.

Reeeeeaaaally? Ya don't say.

zombo.com
09-25-2011, 07:42 PM
penile suppository

<double take> <google>

http://www.elitefitness.com/images/specials/injection.gif

Alprostadil pellets are urethral suppositories used for the treatment of severe erectile dysfunction. They are marketed under the name Muse in the United States.[3] Its use has diminished since the development of oral impotence medications.


oh thank god.

also, boner pills aren't just for the elderly, viagra + meth= happy fun times.

(until the chaffing begins, then not so happy fun times)

STD
09-28-2011, 05:00 AM
OK I'm bored, I think I might stick 50mg up my ass tonight before I go out.

How far should I get it up there? I was thinking 1-2 inches. And I'm going to be peeling the blue membrane off the pill beforehand so it dissolves and diffuses quicker.

zombo.com
09-28-2011, 05:04 AM
length of the forefinger. get t as far up as possible. I reccomend lubing the finger, and not doing it over the toilet, in case you fumble it.

Not that i've ever plugged a bean or anything.

STD
09-28-2011, 06:12 AM
length of the forefinger. get t as far up as possible. I reccomend lubing the finger, and not doing it over the toilet, in case you fumble it.
Thanks.

Not that i've ever plugged a bean or anything.
Course not ;)

STD
09-28-2011, 01:04 PM
Done! And now the inside of me rectum feels very warm/

STD
09-28-2011, 01:14 PM
and i got it 5-7cm into there (2-3 inches). and holy shit my last post in moar incoherent then expect. alcohol.

kingOfCrash
09-28-2011, 03:54 PM
You don't have the suppository. Your body can't absorb a whole pill from your rectum. You need to dissolve it in water and inject it into your anus, using lube with an oral infant syringe.

Vizier
09-28-2011, 03:59 PM
This thread is extremely unpleasant. WHATS WRONG WITH SWALLOWING A GODDAMN PILL??????????

STD
09-29-2011, 05:25 AM
and i got it 5-7cm into there (2-3 inches). and holy shit my last post in moar incoherent then expect. alcohol.
That was 50mg and it didn't do anything at all, though that's likely because of the massive alcohol binge at the same time (390mL of vodka) and the fact that I wasn't remotely horny all night.

turboneger
09-29-2011, 05:57 AM
Lol, you're just gonna shit out a pill.
Take that pill and swallow it, save dem $$$ gotta keep hustlin'

kingOfCrash
09-29-2011, 06:03 AM
That was 50mg and it didn't do anything at all, though that's likely because of the massive alcohol binge at the same time (390mL of vodka) and the fact that I wasn't remotely horny all night.

Look for a plugging guide. You did it wrong.

You are going to shit out a pill.

STD
09-29-2011, 06:15 AM
Look for a plugging guide. You did it wrong.

You are going to shit out a pill.
lol. Googl'd.

Also, I didn't shit out a pill, not that I actually looked around. But I probably did.

turboneger
09-29-2011, 05:11 PM
LOL, i must've missed it the first time, but this thread sez:

Viagra up the ass= instant erection :rofl:


*Too drunk to fuck*
Excuse me honey, I have to go.....take a shit. :rofl:

zombo.com
09-29-2011, 05:25 PM
i'm not even sure i believe that OP had any viagra, or has ever taken it at this point....

STD
09-30-2011, 12:48 AM
i'm not even sure i believe that OP had any viagra, or has ever taken it at this point....
LOL. Next time I'll shoot a video of me sticking it up my ass and I'll send it to you.