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The English Gentleman
03-24-2009, 11:29 PM
Maybe I missed what really happened but where has Kinkou disappeared to?

Your Local Crack Dealer
03-24-2009, 11:30 PM
Maybe I missed what really happened but where has Kinkou disappeared to?

shes in my basement. SHIT. dont tell anyone that, ok?

cosmo
03-24-2009, 11:32 PM
Zok killed a girl and he liked it.

The English Gentleman
03-24-2009, 11:46 PM
shes in my basement. SHIT. dont tell anyone that, ok?

Sharings good,

but seriously whats going on?

7i8_Dago
03-24-2009, 11:50 PM
people like kinkou have lives to live. they dont spend extra time on the internet. dont be silly.

im not tryna to use the myth * girls arnt on the internet *

im jus saying that in general.

Monkmaster
03-24-2009, 11:51 PM
There are no girls on the internet. Kinkou was a figment of your imagination. In fact, you're not on the internet, you're strapped to a gurney in a mental asylum. :eek:

Slave of the Beast
03-24-2009, 11:53 PM
I've wondered that, maybe she's using a different name since making a reputation for herself.

Dfg
03-25-2009, 12:01 AM
No, i think she is still alive. I talked to her a while ago.

Zok
03-25-2009, 12:06 AM
She still posts: http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?p=281345#post281345 - just spends less time on the BBS.

If I ever do kill her, I'll write a post script to mimic her - make it seem like she's still around.

Dfg
03-25-2009, 12:14 AM
She still posts: http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?p=281345#post281345 - just spends less time on the BBS.

If I ever do kill her, I'll write a post script to mimic her - make it seem like she's still around.

^This and he might have to code another Bot as a replacement for kinkou. Because we keep an eye out for Kinkou :).

The English Gentleman
03-25-2009, 12:31 AM
I'm still not entirely convinced, When you are boss of a forum I assume it is very easy to falsify this kind of stuff...

Steve
03-25-2009, 01:12 AM
There are no girls on the internet. Kinkou was a figment of your imagination. In fact, you're not on the internet, you're strapped to a gurney in a mental asylum. :eek:

Sad but true. You know The English Gentleman, there are treatments for schizophrenia, just come with us and we'll make it all better.

Zok
03-25-2009, 01:19 AM
I'm still not entirely convinced, When you are boss of a forum I assume it is very easy to falsify this kind of stuff...

So get on IRC and ask her yourself.

Clover
03-25-2009, 01:19 AM
If you ever want to chat with Kinkou, you can hit her up in #halfbaked on slashnet. It's where all the cool people are at :cool:. She's there right now.

Dfg
03-25-2009, 01:25 AM
--> Kinkou (~kinkou@cloak-43A269C5.43A269C5.43A269C5.net) has joined #totse
* ChanServ gives voice to Kinkou

She is on right now.

Kinkou
03-25-2009, 01:31 AM
zok is actually a vampire

Zok
03-25-2009, 01:43 AM
:vampire:

yxnhpbjac
03-25-2009, 01:50 AM
She still posts: http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?p=281345#post281345 - just spends less time on the BBS.

If I ever do kill her, I'll write a post script to mimic her - make it seem like she's still around.

I'm a bot.

LSA King
03-25-2009, 01:57 AM
No but I heard he raped a girl once.

Kinkou
03-25-2009, 01:59 AM
:vampire:

PROOF

he has turned me into a vampire

El Monstruo
03-25-2009, 02:06 AM
From looking at his skin color, Yes.

LSA King
03-25-2009, 02:20 AM
Is he really a negro?

cosmo
03-25-2009, 02:24 AM
No, he's really a tall t-shirt-and-jeans wearing white guy with long brown hair.

a giant pterodactyl
03-25-2009, 02:43 AM
PROOF

he has turned me into a vampire

but you still have to ask yourself "how do you feel about full frontal male nudity?"

El Monstruo
03-25-2009, 03:53 AM
Is he really a negro?

Yes. I have his picture.

Kinkou
03-25-2009, 04:11 AM
but you still have to ask yourself "how do you feel about full frontal male nudity?"

i feel very good about it

Paragon
03-25-2009, 05:42 AM
Zok won't kill Kinkou until he finds someone better (she seems pretty nice, so it might take a while).

Craigslist.org
03-25-2009, 06:14 AM
She still posts: http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?p=281345#post281345 - just spends less time on the BBS.

If I ever do kill her, I'll write a post script to mimic her - make it seem like she's still around.

^^hacked her account and posts as her so po po dont know. ;)

Blunderfail
03-25-2009, 06:16 AM
Zok won't kill Kinkou until he finds someone better (she seems pretty nice, so it might take a while).

Didn't she make Meta kill himself?

Fish
03-25-2009, 06:30 AM
Didn't she make Meta kill himself?

Meta self-destructed due to an internal conflict between the first and second laws of robotics. Yes, meta was a robot.

Blunderfail
03-25-2009, 06:33 AM
Meta self-destructed due to an internal conflict between the first and second laws of robotics. Yes, meta was a robot.

Am I allowed to post the picture of him as a robot destroying the world?

Fish
03-25-2009, 06:37 AM
Am I allowed to post the picture of him as a robot destroying the world?

that depends on whether it's a picture of Metaphysicist actual, or whether it's an artist's depiction... the latter of which I imagine would be funnier.

Blunderfail
03-25-2009, 06:55 AM
that depends on whether it's a picture of Metaphysicist actual, or whether it's an artist's depiction... the latter of which I imagine would be funnier.

It's a photoshop. Eh, everyone's probably seen it before anyway.

Fish
03-25-2009, 06:57 AM
:vampire:

Why does that smilie look like some sort of a vampire bird? :confused:

Mantikore
03-25-2009, 07:55 AM
I'm a bot.
oranges

Blunderfail
03-25-2009, 07:56 AM
oranges

or ang es

wires
03-25-2009, 01:30 PM
...and he liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick



(bugger, it's been done)

driveby
03-25-2009, 05:17 PM
Meta self-destructed due to an internal conflict between the first and second laws of robotics. Yes, meta was a robot.

Too bad meta couldn't be programmed to strap you to himself, before self destructing.

Fish
03-25-2009, 11:19 PM
Too bad meta couldn't be programmed to strap you to himself, before self destructing.

The following users say "It is so good to hear it!":
Fish (http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/member.php?u=13) (:thumbsup:)

OMGPLZDNTBAN
03-25-2009, 11:23 PM
Hey fish, i heard you werbeing demodded?

why? looks like driveby was your best friend too.

The English Gentleman
03-26-2009, 01:27 AM
zok is actually a vampire

Zok is Wesley Snipe, is that what you are trying to tell us?