Fuck what should I do I'm in trouble

[gangster_kevin]

I heard from a reliable friend that if you eat a lot of oranges and toothpaste for a week you jizz out lsd. So I did that and jerked off onto a piece of toilet paper. I spread the cum out like mayo on bread and let it dry. Then I cut up the toilet paper into square tabs and put them into a baggie.

I went to school with the baggie the next day and though word of mouth some of the older kids on the football team heard I had acid and intimidated me into giving them all free hits. I didn't see them take the hits there but apparently they took them later in the night and nothing happened.

So I looked up if it was true and it turned out lsd can't be made that way. Problem is that I already told some of the other people at school that I made the lsd this way. Not surprisingly, they didn't want any of the lsd. But when word of how I made this lsd gets to the football players they are gonna kick me to death or worse. What should I do? I need to be protected at all times and I don't have any guns!!

[Vizier]

Well gangster kevin, I suggest you trip balls all day long, every day with your innovative technique on synthesizing acid.

I also suggest that you and your entire school never reproduce. Thanks.

[arleybob]

you should find real acid and give it to them and tell them you made it by the method you described above :cool:

[Vizier]

Or if you're into the whole "Drugs produced by my own body" experience, I suggest you try Jenkem.

[Struwwelpeter]

LMFAO

[IWD]

LOL.

8/10

[Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger]

http://i55.tinypic.com/2zp5sow.jpg

[jackiesbaby]

Or if you're into the whole "Drugs produced by my own body" experience, I suggest you try Jenkem.

Funny part is, i've heard Jenkem actually DOES get you high due to your shit containing methane which deprives you of oxygen.

[Fetus-Smasher]

Funny part is, i've heard Jenkem actually DOES get you high due to your shit containing methane which deprives you of oxygen.

Hold your breath, or inhale shit fumes? Life deals some tough choices.

[jackiesbaby]

Hold your breath, or inhale shit fumes? Life deals some tough choices.

I wasn't saying it was a GOOD way to get high, just... a way.

[Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger]

It's the totse way.

[Vizier]

The only way.

[BoneThugJones]

7/10

[komokazi]

^^ That's too high bro, its an obvious troll.

I give it a 0/10 because this is just an old myth with a few twists thrown into the mix. The thing was, you put toothpaste on orange peels then eat it (poor taste obviously) and then you could laugh at them and all would be fun and games because you tricked them into eating something that is nasty and obviously wouldn't produce acid.

[arleybob]

yeah, i'd give it a 0/10 as well because it was so obvious.

[Daily]

Nah, I'm pretty sure it's legit.

[gangster_kevin]

Ok guys its bad its really bad I heard from a friend that the football guys found out and are furious. I'm not sure what they're gonna do, this isn't a particularly rough area or anything but all these jock kids feel they have to prove themselves as being hard so they might really beat the shit out of me or worse.

I dunno what to do... I mean I'm not a pussy I'll do a one on one fight no problem but I know they are going to jump me in a group and I don't have anyone else I can count on to back me up, all my friends are pussies and won't risk a gang beat down.

I'm debating just making up and excuse and skipping school for a week but I know I can't do that forever. Seriously guys what should I do? So far my best though is dog mace but that won't work if I get swarmed.

[Mutant Funk Drink]

The reason you didn't get LSD was because you forgot the most important step where you cut off your balls.