Every zoklet users worst nightmare

[Necro[keely]a]

My Dad just got a bbs.zoklet account.
To date he has read all of my posts, and now knows:
- that his seventeen year old daughter made guitar hero themed porn (/win) with another seventeen year old guy and his twenty one year old cousin,
- all of my fetishes via the 'What's your fetish' thread,
- my past and present drug habits - including the few months last year where I was using acid three times a week.
- that I had a seven month relationship with another girl (he is fairly homophobic.)

Godfuckingdamnit.
What the fuck happened to the concept of privacy.
and all this happened after I had an emotional breakdown in family therapy about Mum reading my text messages when I left my phone at home while I was in a mental institution. Also after he had been reading all of my myspace comments (before I set it to private) and my MSN conversations (before I had the sense not to save them).

/fail@my intrusive parents.

[pill popper]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah sucks to be a minor living at home with the parents

[Mantikore]

whats your dads username? and why did you let him find out about zoklet?

[Necro[keely]a]

whats your dads username? and why did you let him find out about zoklet?

I didn't, I may have mentioned it once, but I'm assuming he's been lurking my history.
and it's 'Necro's Dad'
:facepalm:

He hasn't posted yet though.

[pill popper]

a;294316']I didn't, I may have mentioned it once, but I'm assuming he's been lurking my history.
and it's 'Necro's Dad'
:facepalm:

He hasn't posted yet though.

ask them to ban the account

[Valheru]

How the fuck did he find out your username?

I'd lock my bedroom door at night, you don't want familial nocturnal visits :eek:

[Marijuanasaurus]

a;294316']I didn't, I may have mentioned it once, but I'm assuming he's been lurking my history.
and it's 'Necro's Dad'
:facepalm:

He hasn't posted yet though.

LMAO!!!!

Im always afraid a family member of mine will get a zoklet account and lurk through my unhealthy drug, sex, and mental habits.

Back when i was on totse, my mom found the porn forum in the history, and wrote in the google search engine "WHAT IS THIS?!?!" and told me she doesnt want me using the internet anymore.

I was back on that porn forum the next day fapping to underage teens.

[PooPfish]

Username us

[Kidney Punch]

Holy shit, ouch.

Make a new account, and make sure to check that cookies are disabled every time you log on. Nothing you can do about what he's read; just make sure he can't read any more.

I would kill my dad if he did something like this. Such a massive abuse of trust.

[Marijuanasaurus]

I just added your dad as a friend.

http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/member.php?u=3856

I advise you all to do the same:D

[Caramello Koala]

a;294316']I didn't, I may have mentioned it once, but I'm assuming he's been lurking my history.
and it's 'Necro's Dad'
:facepalm:

He hasn't posted yet though.

haha that's really sad, have you confronted him about this?

[Yeah, I'm a leopard]

This seems like a situation that could have been easily avoided by doing at least one of the following:
Setting a password on your account
Clearing browsing history
Clearing cookies and password information

[Necro[keely]a]

ask them to ban the account

Can you do that?
Doesn't everyone have a right to an account if they're not trolling, etc.

and there is a password on my account, I have no idea how he knows it. I'm assuming my little brother told him, it wouldn't be the first time he's slipped up and told Mum or Dad something. Consequently, I have stopped telling my brother things like this.

and yeah, I just found the 'Private browsing' option in Safari (apple mac ftw)
I think I'll be using that more often.

[Vamp]

Shit, son, that's no good. I don't have any advice as my parents never snooped on me when I was at home (as a matter of fact, my mum no longer speaks to her best friend because said friend wanted her to snoop through my things), but best luck keeping him out of your business in the future.

And really, could he be any more obvious?

[Valheru]

I wonder if he got a semi reading about your fetishes.

[Necro[keely]a]

haha that's really sad, have you confronted him about this?

Yeah, he was like 'well if you put it on the interwebzzz you should expect me to read it.'
Maybe if he had already had a zoklet account, I would accept this, but not when he is intruding on my bbs just to read what I'm writing. Fucking weirdo crazy stalker shit, that is.

Shit, son, that's no good. I don't have any advice as my parents never snooped on me when I was at home (as a matter of fact, my mum no longer speaks to her best friend because said friend wanted her to snoop through my things), but best luck keeping him out of your business in the future.

And really, could he be any more obvious?

Hah, yeah man, thanks.
I think I'll just not care.
But if he reads anything he's not supposed to/doesn't want to know, like anything about my sex life or non-traditional relationship structures that he doesn't agree with, that's his fault.
That's what I did when Mum read my texts and found out I'd had threesomes and she freaked out thinking I was abusing my body and that I was in need of help etc etc. Apparently if you have a threesome, it's because of a deep seeded hatred of yourself. watevsss.
Also, apparently bisexuality is a myth, and you are either gay or straight, I am just attention seeking by trying both. Luls, ignorant, close minded parents of mine.

[JoePedo]

I reccomend firestarting.

This will bring a healthy sense of balance to your relationship. Plus, you'll regret it for the rest of your life if you don't institute reprisal.

Of course, there's also glass etching solution to the windshield of the car and such, but seriously. Set the house on fire. The bitch deserves reprisal, and you'll never be able to live with yourself if you don't implement it.

[Mantikore]

some things dont really add up: why hasnt your account been affected by multiple usernames on the same IP address? though this may help, since the policy for mulitple accounts leads to an infraction on the original account (which in this case, is good), and the deletion of all accounts thereafter


i can think of a few ways to help the situation

1) change your username. you cant change the fact that hes read your former posts, but you can use zok's name change thread to make yourself anonymous again. make sure he doesnt find out again. zok will only do this once.

2)initiate damage control by convincing your dad that everyone on zoklet is just joking about their posts. Though to an extent, these farfetched posts that everyone posts are really just exaggerated thoughts in an attempt at humour

3)welcome your dad onto zoklet. no im not crazy. if your integrity has been comprimised, welcoming your dad onto the board may make it seem like this is 'normal' and you want him to participate more, dampening the tension between you two. i would bet that he eventually find this boring, and through reverse psychology, he will leave zoklet. though there is a chance he may actually LIKE zoklet and become a regular poster

[Fish]

I really hope he posts in this thread :D:thumbsup:

[Bad_Intentions]

a;294396']
Also, apparently bisexuality is a myth, and you are either gay or straight, I am just attention seeking by trying both. Luls, ignorant, close minded parents of mine.

I've gotten that before too.

Seriously though, that really REALLY sucks, if my parents found totse or zoklet I guess I'd just hope to god that I'm out of here already. They aren't the snooping type though.

[Necro[keely]a]

some things dont really add up: why hasnt your account been affected by multiple usernames on the same IP address? though this may help, since the policy for mulitple accounts leads to an infraction on the original account (which in this case, is good), and the deletion of all accounts thereafter


i can think of a few ways to help the situation

1) change your username. you cant change the fact that hes read your former posts, but you can use zok's name change thread to make yourself anonymous again. make sure he doesnt find out again. zok will only do this once.

2)initiate damage control by convincing your dad that everyone on zoklet is just joking about their posts. Though to an extent, these farfetched posts that everyone posts are really just exaggerated thoughts in an attempt at humour

3)welcome your dad onto zoklet. no im not crazy. if your integrity has been comprimised, welcoming your dad onto the board may make it seem like this is 'normal' and you want him to participate more, dampening the tension between you two. i would bet that he eventually find this boring, and through reverse psychology, he will leave zoklet. though there is a chance he may actually LIKE zoklet and become a regular poster

1) He's actually that much of a freak that he would trawl through threads looking for my typing style + something that matches up to my life until he found out my new username, either this, or he would find some excuse to talk to me and look over my shoulder for the username in the top right corner.
2) Not going to work, he'd never fall for it.
3) and welcome him into zoklet! This is mine! He can get his own forum, I'll happily hand over 4chan, luls. Besides, that would just mean he'd quote all my posts and tell me off via the interwebzzz = highly humiliating.
He already msged me saying I was not to be having an acid themed party this friday, because now that he knew about it, he would call the cops if anyone seemed a little out of it. Not that it mattered, since my dealers are all lame and I can't get on this weekend anyway.


I really hope he posts in this thread :D:thumbsup:

Luls
/win.

[Frank]

I'm sure it's just a friend acting like her dad for the lulz. Why would he make an account to read her posts?

[Necro[keely]a]

I'm sure it's just a friend acting like her dad for the lulz. Why would he make an account to read her posts?

That would be so lulworthy, but it's not.
I confronted him about it and he didn't deny it at all or be like 'wtf bitch?'

and ask him why he would make an account to read my posts..
His username is 'Necro's Dad'

[Bad_Intentions]

I think he needs to post, so we know what his stance on the situation is... and for the luls.

[SHANE14]

hahaha thats gotta suck man, I feel for ya, thats something my dad would do, sneaky cunts

[Necro[keely]a]

hahaha thats gotta suck man, I feel for ya, thats something my dad would do, sneaky cunts

It's you!
We haven't spoken in a while.. dev.
How are you?

[SHANE14]

a;294494']It's you!
We haven't spoken in a while.. dev.
How are you?

haha yeop
yeah I'm pretty good thanks, yaself?

[BadShovelhead]

HAHAHAHAHA.

You're a minor. Deal with it. BAWWWWWWWWWWWWW some more about him "stalking" your "privacy." You live under his roof. If you were my daughter, I would kill you and then kill myself for failing so hard at raising a child. While you are doubtless a hot awesome fuck, you are also not how girls are supposed to turn out unless they are only meant to be a stripper / pregnant welfare recipient / town bicycle.

In closing,

please bawwwwwwww some more, we all love seeing it come from teen girls who think they are oh so worldy wise and mature etc.

[SHANE14]

HAHAHAHAHA.

You're a minor. Deal with it. BAWWWWWWWWWWWWW some more about him "stalking" your "privacy." You live under his roof. If you were my daughter, I would kill you and then kill myself for failing so hard at raising a child. While you are doubtless a hot awesome fuck, you are also not how girls are supposed to turn out unless they are only meant to be a stripper / pregnant welfare recipient / town bicycle.

In closing,

please bawwwwwwww some more, we all love seeing it come from teen girls who think they are oh so worldy wise and mature etc.

So when you were 17, you wouldn't mind if your dad had done that?

[BadShovelhead]

Shit sucks when you live off your parents, it sucks worse when you think you get to live like an adult with no accountability. Luckily I didn't live in a dreamworld then like SOME teenagers around here. ;)

I also was smart enough to not fuck up when I played at being an adult, mostly because I wasn't an attention whore.

Have I raped your pitiful attempt at calling me out enough yet, or would you like me to shred it some more? I am without sin and I throw stones from an elevated steed. Eat your heart out.

[superspeedz]

a;294293']My Dad just got a bbs.zoklet account.
To date he has read all of my posts, and now knows:
- that his seventeen year old daughter made guitar hero themed porn (/win) with another seventeen year old guy and his twenty one year old cousin,
- all of my fetishes via the 'What's your fetish' thread,
- my past and present drug habits - including the few months last year where I was using acid three times a week.
- that I had a seven month relationship with another girl (he is fairly homophobic.)

Godfuckingdamnit.
What the fuck happened to the concept of privacy.
and all this happened after I had an emotional breakdown in family therapy about Mum reading my text messages when I left my phone at home while I was in a mental institution. Also after he had been reading all of my myspace comments (before I set it to private) and my MSN conversations (before I had the sense not to save them).

/fail@my intrusive parents.
lmfao, my parents and I have a don't ask don't tell policy about women.

Your parents are prudes lol, my parents wouldn't give a fuck what I do, thats my business.

[PuttinOnTheRitz]

a;294293']My Dad just got a bbs.zoklet account.
To date he has read all of my posts, and now knows:
- that his seventeen year old daughter made guitar hero themed porn (/win) with another seventeen year old guy and his twenty one year old cousin,
- all of my fetishes via the 'What's your fetish' thread,
- my past and present drug habits - including the few months last year where I was using acid three times a week.
- that I had a seven month relationship with another girl (he is fairly homophobic.)

Godfuckingdamnit.
What the fuck happened to the concept of privacy.
and all this happened after I had an emotional breakdown in family therapy about Mum reading my text messages when I left my phone at home while I was in a mental institution. Also after he had been reading all of my myspace comments (before I set it to private) and my MSN conversations (before I had the sense not to save them).

/fail@my intrusive parents.

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:V6whHk45bWRU7M:http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KU_qLvOMe_s/SZb7N3Yi8XI/AAAAAAAAAas/d4B83yxkYfo/s400/simpsons_nelson_haha3.jpg

[BadShovelhead]

Wait, wait, I missed this on the first time through.

while I was in a mental institution

This is my surprised face: :|

[SHANE14]

Shit sucks when you live off your parents, it sucks worse when you think you get to live like an adult with no accountability. Luckily I didn't live in a dreamworld then like SOME teenagers around here. ;)

I also was smart enough to not fuck up when I played at being an adult, mostly because I wasn't an attention whore.

Have I raped your pitiful attempt at calling me out enough yet, or would you like me to shred it some more? I am without sin and I throw stones from an elevated steed. Eat your heart out.

hahaha, from what you just said, I believe you're less mature than me

[-SpectraL]

Get back to bed, young lady, or I will remove the computer from your room entirely.

[SLIM]

He didn't sex you enough when you were younger and now he's regretting it and is a little jealous about your relationships.

[whimsi]

Don't post anything on the internet that you couldn't live with people you know in RL finding out.

I post some shit that I am probably not forthcoming with in RL with friends and family, but if my damn mom reads a thread and finds out I have DP fantasy, what the fuck ever XD

Well, at least he knows and you don't have to worry about "what if's" now.

If you're really concerned about it, you could ask zok to delete your account and start a new one with a different username and keep it on the DL (PM People you want to know etc) and have your browser clear all private data so your username isn't stored anywhere after you log out and close the browser.

[razlyubleno]

Be outrageous, dammit. By e-stalking his daughter he is absolutely asking to see some shit that will give him nightmares. He has signed his own death-warrant, and you my dear, you are the executioner. Go hard.

[Dfg]

Did you all consider this could be a troll post and we might all be just getting pwned?


Anyway, Op whats done is done. Just change your account and then it will be fine.

[slowdown]

This sounds far fetched. Why would your father sign up just to look at your posts when he could just do it as a guest? If you actually believe your dad bothered to do that just to view posts, then you probably should be closely monitored.

[elf omg]

Well, everything you post here is public.

Some parents are just weird, and keep tabs on their kids better than the government would even care to.

[KillSwitch_J]

This seems like a situation that could have been easily avoided by doing at least one of the following:
Setting a password on your account
Clearing browsing history
Clearing cookies and password information

You forgot. Not posting things on boards like this, that you wouldn't one of your family members reading.


a;294396']Yeah, he was like 'well if you put it on the interwebzzz you should expect me to read it.'

Sorry Nec but this is so true.


a;294396']Maybe if he had already had a zoklet account, I would accept this, but not when he is intruding on my bbs just to read what I'm writing. Fucking weirdo crazy stalker shit, that is.

Are you saying you would posted the same stuff if you had already known that you dad had an account here? If that's true, then why even bitch about it? Moms and Dads are supposed to keep and eye on their kids to keep them from doing things they shouldn't. It's actually a law in some states.

Oh, and for the record Nec. It's Zok's bbs. He just lets us play here.



a;294396']Hah, yeah man, thanks.
I think I'll just not care.

Well since the genie is out of the bottle, there's nothing you can do, except be careful of what you post from here on out.

a;294396']But if he reads anything he's not supposed to/doesn't want to know, like anything about my sex life or non-traditional relationship structures that he doesn't agree with, that's his fault.

Actually Nec. It will be your fault if you knowingly post something you think your dad would have a problem with to begin with.


a;294396']But That's what I did when Mum read my texts and found out I'd had threesomes and she freaked out thinking I was abusing my body and that I was in need of help etc etc. Apparently if you have a threesome, it's because of a deep seeded hatred of yourself. watevsss.
Also, apparently bisexuality is a myth, and you are either gay or straight, I am just attention seeking by trying both. Luls, ignorant, close minded parents of mine.

I won't judge you about being bisexual. Just be careful what you post and you should be alright.

[-SpectraL]

Some parents are just weird, and keep tabs on their kids better than the government would even care to.All kids should be handed over to the government, and it would make it a whole lot easier for parents to get rid of them so they can get on with their own lives.

[elf omg]

All kids should be handed over to the government, and it would make it a whole lot easier for parents to get rid of them so they can get on with their own lives.

You're crazy, SpectaL. You know this, right?

[water bottle]

Don't post anything on the internet that you couldn't live with people you know in RL finding out.

Fucking this. It's a golden rule. I'm actually in a way glad that totse is gone -- I made so many posts when I was younger that could've effected my live in horrible ways if anyone IRL found them. It's nice having a clean slate on zoklet :).

[KillSwitch_J]

Fucking this. It's a golden rule. I'm actually in a way glad that totse is gone -- I made so many posts when I was younger that could've effected my live in horrible ways if anyone IRL found them. It's nice having a clean slate on zoklet :).

See what I mean? Oh, and static. TOTSE isn't totally gone there are supposedly files from the board posted on some torrent sites, so if someone in your family knows how to DL a torrent file and sift through all that info, then there still a possibility of them finding your posts.

[water bottle]

See what I mean? Oh, and static. TOTSE isn't totally gone there are supposedly files from the board posted on some torrent sites, so if someone in your family knows how to DL a torrent file and sift through all that info, then there still a possibility of them finding your posts.

Meh. That's really not a huge concern of mine. I'm over the age of majority and my family knows that I've done dumb and destructive shit in the past. I really doubt they'd sift through some huge torrent file to verify what they already know about my past. Besides, it's not like I confessed to murder or anything. I'll never tell anybody about that.

[-SpectraL]

See what I mean? Oh, and static. TOTSE isn't totally gone there are supposedly files from the board posted on some torrent sites, so if someone in your family knows how to DL a torrent file and sift through all that info, then there still a possibility of them finding your posts.I have the torrent, and I've already compiled several dossiers. I plan to sell them on the open black market for $50 a pop.

[LiquidIce]

Looks like troll/drama attempt. Also hate the use of the word mum - it makes mothers look like nuns-mums or some shit. Also, +1 for technologically inferior users who won't clear their history/etc. and/or share their computer. When I shared my PC with the rest of the family I turned off the history and didn't have any bookmarks.

*walks off*

[Nefret]

You're a minor living in his house. Technically all your property, including writing on the internet, belongs to him.
Honestly, I don't mind you as a poster, aside from that really really irritating "acsh" thing, but if you were my daughter I would have beaten you regularly.

[KillSwitch_J]

Meh. That's really not a huge concern of mine. I'm over the age of majority and my family knows that I've done dumb and destructive shit in the past. I really doubt they'd sift through some huge torrent file to verify what they already know about my past. Besides, it's not like I confessed to murder or anything. I'll never tell anybody about that.


I guess you are ok then. Except for that last part.:D

[KillSwitch_J]

I have the torrent, and I've already compiled several dossiers. I plan to sell them on the open black market for $50 a pop.

Why pay $50 a pop when one can get it for free?:D

[The Cheshire Cat]

You're a minor living in his house. Technically all your property, including writing on the internet, belongs to him.
Honestly, I don't mind you as a poster, aside from that really really irritating "acsh" thing, but if you were my daughter I would have beaten you regularly.

That stimulated my economy!

[LSA King]

a;294293']My Dad just got a bbs.zoklet account.
To date he has read all of my posts, and now knows:
- that his seventeen year old daughter made guitar hero themed porn (/win) with another seventeen year old guy and his twenty one year old cousin,
- all of my fetishes via the 'What's your fetish' thread,
- my past and present drug habits - including the few months last year where I was using acid three times a week.
- that I had a seven month relationship with another girl (he is fairly homophobic.)

Godfuckingdamnit.
What the fuck happened to the concept of privacy.
and all this happened after I had an emotional breakdown in family therapy about Mum reading my text messages when I left my phone at home while I was in a mental institution. Also after he had been reading all of my myspace comments (before I set it to private) and my MSN conversations (before I had the sense not to save them).

/fail@my intrusive parents.





FAIL

Definitally calling bullshit on this one.

[Steal_Everything]

FAIL

Definitally calling bullshit on this one.

FAIL



This thread is funny. A girl complaining about something that is completely her fault, and expecting sympathy. QQ mother fucker, QQ.

[elf omg]

FAIL



This thread is funny. A girl complaining about something that is completely her fault, and expecting sympathy. QQ mother fucker, QQ.

It's not her fault that her dad is overly controlling. She shouldn't have to secretly post on messageboards, her dad should give her some privacy.

[BadShovelhead]

It's not her fault that her dad is overly controlling. She shouldn't have to secretly post on messageboards, her dad should give her some privacy.

BAWW.

[The English Gentleman]

All kids should be handed over to the government, and it would make it a whole lot easier for parents to get rid of them so they can get on with their own lives.

This has some merit, except it should not be all kids.

Oh and this is my worst nightmare as well.

[elf omg]

BAWW.

She's 17, and her parents are still spying on her. Outrageous.

[razlyubleno]

Oh and this is my worst nightmare as well.
What? Being a teenage girl? I can see that being fun for atleast a little while.

razly

[KillSwitch_J]

It's not her fault that her dad is overly controlling. She shouldn't have to secretly post on messageboards, her dad should give her some privacy.

There's no such thing as "secretly posting on messageboards" when you are on a public board.

[elf omg]

There's no such thing as "secretly posting on messageboards" when you are on a public board.

I meant, keeping it a secret from her family. I did a lot of crossdressing out in public before I came out, but I assure you it was a secret.

[freeRadical]

I call troll.

[ArmsMerchant]

[QUOTE=slowdown;295106]This sounds far fetched. Why would your father sign up just to look at your posts when he could just do it as a guest?QUOTE]

Good point.

Methinks there is a sharp whiff of troll in the air. . . . .

[razlyubleno]

This sounds far fetched. Why would your father sign up just to look at your posts when he could just do it as a guest?QUOTE]

Good point.

Methinks there is a sharp whiff of troll in the air. . . . .
Fix your quote tags, grandpa.

[Craigslist.org]

Fix your quote tags, grandpa.

:wheelchair:>:D

[Lao Tzu]

lmao!

[hooloovoo]

a;294445']That would be so lulworthy, but it's not.
I confronted him about it and he didn't deny it at all or be like 'wtf bitch?'

and ask him why he would make an account to read my posts..
His username is 'Necro's Dad'


See, I woulda guessed it went down like this:

*Necro's friend make's "Necro's father" account as a joke and messages her from it.

*Necro confronts her oblivious father, "Dad, did you make an account on zoklet? It's called 'Necro's Dad!' WTF?" Dad doesn't deny it, and just shrugs.

*After Necro leaves, Dad types "zoklet" into google search engine and finds daughter for real.

[PooPfish]

Has anyone been reading the comments on her "dads" page?

LOLZ

[Steal_Everything]

I meant, keeping it a secret from her family. I did a lot of crossdressing out in public before I came out, but I assure you it was a secret.

She should've been far more careful if she cared that much. So I don't give a shit. She can go baw somewhere else.

[Fuck_Meta_8]

Hah, the comments on her dad's account are great.

That fat bastard can go fuck himself, he needs to give you some privacy.

If I were you, I would have deleted my account as soon as I found out (There IS an option to, it will also kill all your posts).

Snooping parents piss me off. They need to mind their own goddamn business, there are some things they don't need to know.

[Fuck_Meta_8]

She should've been far more careful if she cared that much. So I don't give a shit. She can go baw somewhere else.

Her thread. You don't like it, leave.

[El Monstruo]

You're dad is a fucking faggot and is doing a great job to alienate your relationship.

The only reason I feel safe to post most of the things online is anonymity of it.

[skinny love]

this story is bullshit and you created that account. why would anyone's dad register when you can read posts without registering? and even if he did register, why would he be so honest with a user name like Necro's dad? he could have made up any user name and kept his anonymity to spy on you but you claim he doesn't have the common sense to do that. your whole story is fake and not even entertaining.

[yxnhpbjac]

this story is bullshit and you created that account. why would anyone's dad register when you can read posts without registering? and even if he did register, why would he be so honest with a user name like Necro's dad? he could have made up any user name and kept his anonymity to spy on you but you claim he doesn't have the common sense to do that. your whole story is fake and not even entertaining.

This.

The comments on Necro's father's profile however are entertaining.

[The English Gentleman]

What? Being a teenage girl? I can see that being fun for atleast a little while.

razly

i could see two fun aspects having seen necro keely's photos:rolleyes:

[-SpectraL]

Why pay $50 a pop when one can get it for free?:DBecause the Cubans don't know how to read English. I'm doing the translation... and by the way, there is no Cuban equivalent of the English word zok... I'm sure of that now, but... I'm sure they'll go fine on it.

[xxombie]

Ugh, I feel your pain dude.

My mom used to be a crazy bitch too, I had a mental breakdown because I had absolutely no privacy whatsoever. It's an entirely shitty feeling.

[xxombie]

this story is bullshit and you created that account. why would anyone's dad register when you can read posts without registering? and even if he did register, why would he be so honest with a user name like Necro's dad? he could have made up any user name and kept his anonymity to spy on you but you claim he doesn't have the common sense to do that. your whole story is fake and not even entertaining.

Because he's internet illiterate.

I used to have a crazy mom too, she would have done the exact same thing.

It's the equivalent of your mom finding a condom in your room and embarrassing you by giving you the sex talk in front of all your friends.

[KillSwitch_J]

Because the Cubans don't know how to read English. I'm doing the translation... and by the way, there is no Cuban equivalent of the English word zok... I'm sure of that now, but... I'm sure they'll go fine on it.

Glad you cleared all of that up.:D

[Butcher]

a;294396']Also, apparently bisexuality is a myth, and you are either gay or straight, I am just attention seeking by trying both. Luls, ignorant, close minded parents of mine.

Bisexuality is a myth for men, but all women are bisexual.
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2003/06/030613075252.htm

[KillSwitch_J]

I meant, keeping it a secret from her family.


:D My bad.

I did a lot of crossdressing out in public before I came out, but I assure you it was a secret.

Did you post about it online for all to see, while you were secretly going out in public?

[Rocko]

Hahaha, fuckin owned. That's what you get for not watching your back.

[AngryOnion]

This sounds far fetched. Why would your father sign up just to look at your posts when he could just do it as a guest? If you actually believe your dad bothered to do that just to view posts, then you probably should be closely monitored.

^^^ this
I smells me a troll:pissed_pirate:

[graphite]

And if he hasn't posted then how did you find his account in the first place? This thread has not delivered to my high level of expectations.

[Necro[keely]a]

haha yeop
yeah I'm pretty good thanks, yaself?

Pretty decent.
psyched for my party :)

Wait, wait, I missed this on the first time through.



This is my surprised face: :|

Well done..

Don't post anything on the internet that you couldn't live with people you know in RL finding out.

I post some shit that I am probably not forthcoming with in RL with friends and family, but if my damn mom reads a thread and finds out I have DP fantasy, what the fuck ever XD

Well, at least he knows and you don't have to worry about "what if's" now.

If you're really concerned about it, you could ask zok to delete your account and start a new one with a different username and keep it on the DL (PM People you want to know etc) and have your browser clear all private data so your username isn't stored anywhere after you log out and close the browser.

It's not people in RL, most of my mates and anyone else I know irl that posts on here are perfectly aware of the things I do.
It's just my Dad that I find weird, even Mum knows most of this shit.

Be outrageous, dammit. By e-stalking his daughter he is absolutely asking to see some shit that will give him nightmares. He has signed his own death-warrant, and you my dear, you are the executioner. Go hard.

Haahah, I like this idea.
I think I will employ it.

This sounds far fetched. Why would your father sign up just to look at your posts when he could just do it as a guest? If you actually believe your dad bothered to do that just to view posts, then you probably should be closely monitored.

Ask him, but this isn't a troll man.
Trolling is annoying. This is for real.


It's not her fault that her dad is overly controlling. She shouldn't have to secretly post on messageboards, her dad should give her some privacy.

This.
Thank you.

She's 17, and her parents are still spying on her. Outrageous.

Agreed.

This sounds far fetched. Why would your father sign up just to look at your posts when he could just do it as a guest

Ask him.

See, I woulda guessed it went down like this:

*Necro's friend make's "Necro's father" account as a joke and messages her from it.

*Necro confronts her oblivious father, "Dad, did you make an account on zoklet? It's called 'Necro's Dad!' WTF?" Dad doesn't deny it, and just shrugs.

*After Necro leaves, Dad types "zoklet" into google search engine and finds daughter for real.

I didn't confront him, he PM'd me and said 'You will not be having an acid party on Friday, cause I now know about it.' etc etc.
and then I read it at school and got home and he said 'Did you get my email' So I checked my emails and it was the same message, so I said 'I already replied to it on zoklet, and ffs, give me some privacy, you have no need for a zoklet account just to read what I'm posting.'
and he had some big speil about how if I post it, I should expect him to read it and yadda yadda yadda, and amongst that he said he was now on zoklet.net for good. Therefore, clearly not a friend.

Hah, the comments on her dad's account are great.

That fat bastard can go fuck himself, he needs to give you some privacy.

If I were you, I would have deleted my account as soon as I found out (There IS an option to, it will also kill all your posts).

Snooping parents piss me off. They need to mind their own goddamn business, there are some things they don't need to know.

Thanks man.

this story is bullshit and you created that account. why would anyone's dad register when you can read posts without registering? and even if he did register, why would he be so honest with a user name like Necro's dad? he could have made up any user name and kept his anonymity to spy on you but you claim he doesn't have the common sense to do that. your whole story is fake and not even entertaining.

Apparently (according to him) it was not about being anonymous, but about teaching me that anyone can read what I've been writing if they know my username, so that's why he made his so obvious. He's probably right, but it's still pissing me off.

Ugh, I feel your pain dude.

My mom used to be a crazy bitch too, I had a mental breakdown because I had absolutely no privacy whatsoever. It's an entirely shitty feeling.

Fuck oath.

And if he hasn't posted then how did you find his account in the first place? This thread has not delivered to my high level of expectations.

Cause he PM'd me from the account.

[El Monstruo]

Necro[keely]a are you still gonna go through with the plan to kill him in his sleep?

[Necro[keely]a]

Necro[keely]a are you still gonna go through with the plan to kill him in his sleep?

Ah, man.
It's actually looking like I might torture him a little first you know?
powerdrill to the mouth to rip his teeth from his gums and whatnot.
Maybe a chelsea smile?

[Mutant Funk Drink]

Should have used Ghostzilla. ;)

[El Monstruo]

That's not cool. You should just go for the quick kill, it's also less messy :)

[pengd0t]

He's here for good you say...
This might get interesting.

[OneSadisticFucker]

You should post all kinds of private shit about him.

[Necro[keely]a]

You should post all kinds of private shit about him.

I don't rly know anything private about my Dad?
It would be kind of weird if I did.

but you know what I found today!
archived files of every myspace page I'd had in the year or so before I set it to private, and archived files of my ex boyfriends myspace page.
Although it is funny to read my about me from 2 and a half years ago.

[OneSadisticFucker]

a;297575']I don't rly know anything private about my Dad?
It would be kind of weird if I did.

but you know what I found today!
archived files of every myspace page I'd had in the year or so before I set it to private, and archived files of my ex boyfriends myspace page.
Although it is funny to read my about me from 2 and a half years ago.

Now that your here, I wanted to ask if you had anymore sewing pics? I love that one you did of your lips.

[pygar]

well on the bright side he doesn't seem to give a fuck.

[Rainycity]

wow i delete my history so no ones noes i go on this site be smart about it you freak and stop making weird porn

[rabbitweed]

Necro, you should do a write up in LLR of the threesome you had. That would...uh....TOTALLY SHOW YOUR DAD NOT TO SNOOP ON YOU:mad:

[slm33d]

I think posting nude pics would fix all.

[pill popper]

I think posting nude pics would fix all.

I whole heartedly agree

[Samulol]

I had a friend who tried registering at totse with one of his parents emails, to find it was already in use. He was not happy.

[pill popper]

I had a friend who tried registering at totse with one of his parents emails, to find it was already in use. He was not happy.

That's hilarious

[slm33d]

Hahaha his parents were spying as well haaha pill popper lets start a poll about necro


wait whoa necro your from australia?????!!!!!!!!!!! Where????

[Blunderfail]

I can't believe 95 percent of you idiots actually believe this. Honestly - think about it. If this happened to you, would YOU make a thread about the situation on ZOKLET? The very thread your dad is going to read? And then give out his username? :facepalm: Such a fucking troll thread...

[slm33d]

I don't but it would be awesome if she pposted nudes LOL

[pill popper]

I can't believe 95 percent of you idiots actually believe this. Honestly - think about it. If this happened to you, would YOU make a thread about the situation on ZOKLET? The very thread your dad is going to read? And then give out his username? :facepalm: Such a fucking troll thread...

This coming from the king of trolls

edit wrong guy

[slm33d]

Wtf does molosh mean ?

[Lurker_Man]

I had a friend who tried registering at totse with one of his parents emails, to find it was already in use. He was not happy.

Great

[pill popper]

Wtf does molosh mean ?

never mind

i got the wrong guy

blunderful used to go the name of enter

sorry i fucking got them mixed up

[graphite]

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/watermark.php?src=wp-content/uploads/2007/02/35lhw1y.jpg

/thread

Until further proof is shown.

[The Cheshire Cat]

You're all posting in a troll thread. There are multiple hits from different IP's for Necro. Dynamic IP. Yet... if her 'father' actually signed up to read posts... it doesn't fit. There is only one IP hit for 'Necro's Father' and that is the registration IP. Thus, account created for mass attention.

[PuttinOnTheRitz]

You're all posting in a troll thread. There are multiple hits from different IP's for Necro. Dynamic IP. Yet... if her 'father' actually signed up to read posts... it doesn't fit. There is only one IP hit for 'Necro's Father' and that is the registration IP. Thus, account created for mass attention.
I can sleep better at night now.

[Necro[keely]a]

Hahaha his parents were spying as well haaha pill popper lets start a poll about necro


wait whoa necro your from australia?????!!!!!!!!!!! Where????

Central Coast man.
We pretty much own Newie haahah, except for the hardcore scene.
All the same, Ima come visit you one day :)

I can't believe 95 percent of you idiots actually believe this. Honestly - think about it. If this happened to you, would YOU make a thread about the situation on ZOKLET? The very thread your dad is going to read? And then give out his username? :facepalm: Such a fucking troll thread...

goddamnit.
It's not a fucking troll.
I made this thread in the hope that I would get a lot of people posting about what a fucking dog thing to do it is, and then Dad would read it and realise he is annoying.

I have never trolled before? Why would I start now?
and besides, yoplait can vouch for me.

[Blunderfail]

a;301037']
goddamnit.
It's not a fucking troll.
I made this thread in the hope that I would get a lot of people posting about what a fucking dog thing to do it is, and then Dad would read it and realise he is annoying.

I have never trolled before? Why would I start now?
and besides, yoplait can vouch for me.

Oh, really? Sorry! Good points, hey! You're definitely not a troll now! I'm glad someone else on the Internet can vouch for you too!

[Necro[keely]a]

Oh, really? Sorry! Good points, hey! You're definitely not a troll now! I'm glad someone else on the Internet can vouch for you too!

Ugh, how do you suggest I prove it's not a troll then?

[Blunderfail]

a;301275']Ugh, how do you suggest I prove it's not a troll then?

Audio footage of you and your dad having a conversation about your posts on zoklet.
Better yet... video footage but it will be harder to record.

[Necro[keely]a]

Audio footage of you and your dad having a conversation about your posts on zoklet.
Better yet... video footage but it will be harder to record.

Hmm, guess it's worth a try.
Someone tell me how to get audio recording off my phone and onto zoklet?

[Speedy]

quit your fucking bitching
seriously, if ur old enough to suck 2 cocks at once then fucking just wait till you turn 18 and move out

[DJ Meaty Cheeks]

Nude pics or GTFO.

[Necro[keely]a]

quit your fucking bitching
seriously, if ur old enough to suck 2 cocks at once then fucking just wait till you turn 18 and move out

Pretty sure I do not have the ability to suck two guys dicks at once, acsh.

[GSQ657]

Is there a reason nobody is as curious as me about guitar hero themed porn? What IS that?

[Necro[keely]a]

Is there a reason nobody is as curious as me about guitar hero themed porn? What IS that?

Lul.
Mickey is freakishly good at guitar hero if he's getting good head at the same time, so he features in the video playing guitar hero whilst getting head.
And double penetration with guitar hero world tour drumsticks was the other part of the theme.

[Osirius]

a;301608']Lul.
Mickey is freakishly good at guitar hero if he's getting good head at the same time, so he features in the video playing guitar hero whilst getting head.
And double penetration with guitar hero world tour drumsticks was the other part of the theme.

I believe this needs to be seen to be taken seriously.

[Young Meth]

this story is bullshit and you created that account. why would anyone's dad register when you can read posts without registering? and even if he did register, why would he be so honest with a user name like Necro's dad? he could have made up any user name and kept his anonymity to spy on you but you claim he doesn't have the common sense to do that. your whole story is fake and not even entertaining.

i was waiting to say this

[a giant pterodactyl]

a;294293']My Dad just got a bbs.zoklet account.
To date he has read all of my posts, and now knows:
- that his seventeen year old daughter made guitar hero themed porn (/win) with another seventeen year old guy and his twenty one year old cousin,
- all of my fetishes via the 'What's your fetish' thread,
- my past and present drug habits - including the few months last year where I was using acid three times a week.
- that I had a seven month relationship with another girl (he is fairly homophobic.)

Godfuckingdamnit.
What the fuck happened to the concept of privacy.
and all this happened after I had an emotional breakdown in family therapy about Mum reading my text messages when I left my phone at home while I was in a mental institution. Also after he had been reading all of my myspace comments (before I set it to private) and my MSN conversations (before I had the sense not to save them).

/fail@my intrusive parents.

wtf is your dad doing on here? post his zoklet id, its not personal info so its ok. i am sure there are many here who will fillet him with there internet words.

but i think you may be a troll. so i aint so sure.

[Necro[keely]a]

wtf is your dad doing on here? post his zoklet id, its not personal info so its ok. i am sure there are many here who will fillet him with there internet words.

but i think you may be a troll. so i aint so sure.

Zoklet ID as in screen name?
If so, Necro's Dad.
If not, please explain?

and ffs, I am not a troll.
Trolling is irritating and pointless and I have better things to do with my time than annoy randoms on the interwebz.

[Blunderfail]

a;301865']Zoklet ID as in screen name?
If so, Necro's Dad.
If not, please explain?

and ffs, I am not a troll.
Trolling is irritating and pointless and I have better things to do with my time than annoy randoms on the interwebz.

Yeah, instead you spend your time recording a conversation with your dad to prove some random people on the other side of the world that you're not trolling. WHICH btw, hasn't happened yet. It's been hours! :O HURRY!

[OneSadisticFucker]

wtf is your dad doing on here? post his zoklet id, its not personal info so its ok. i am sure there are many here who will fillet him with there internet words.


I for one would love to assault him with my vulgar words.

[Necro[keely]a]

Yeah, instead you spend your time recording a conversation with your dad to prove some random people on the other side of the world that you're not trolling. WHICH btw, hasn't happened yet. It's been hours! :O HURRY!

You shush.
Dad isn't even here atm. And I'm trying to get ready to go out.

[GSQ657]

You really ought to post some pics of guitar hero porn. That's just hilarious. They don't even have to be n00dz. You could always censor them if that's the problem. This could be the best thread ever if there's guitar hero porn.

Also, Necro is from Australia and seems to enjoy sex, right? Why hasn't there been a single "down under" joke yet?

[Nero]

a;301874']You shush.
Dad isn't even here atm. And I'm trying to get ready to go out.

My girlfriend plays guitar hero world tour and is Australian.

OH SHI-

[THIS IS IMPORTANT GODDAMNIT]

maybe this'll make you feel better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcOZ6xFxJqg

get on the aforementioned acid and dance baby!

[Paragon]

This girl's dad is either a prick, or this girl is just an asshat trying to garner up attention... or both.

[Necro[keely]a]

This girl's dad is either a prick, or this girl is just an asshat trying to garner up attention... or both.

Yeah, both.
but Dad is genuinely on zoklet, this isn't just for attention.

You really ought to post some pics of guitar hero porn. That's just hilarious. They don't even have to be n00dz. You could always censor them if that's the problem. This could be the best thread ever if there's guitar hero porn.

Also, Necro is from Australia and seems to enjoy sex, right? Why hasn't there been a single "down under" joke yet?

Lulz, you all know that I would have linked you to the video by now if it still existed.
My boyfriend deleted it because he was sick of the fact that the whole central coast had seen him and his cousin put me on the spit.
devvv
So it is now gone forever :(
I will make more though!

[BadShovelhead]

Hey necro's dad, me and some other guy are both apparently competing for your daughter to emigrate to the US and be our live in slave.

You should advise her against moving in with me in order to push her in my direction. I suggest ranting against men who own stone houses and have beards.

[Necro[keely]a]

Hey necro's dad, me and some other guy are both apparently competing for your daughter to emigrate to the US and be our live in slave.

You should advise her against moving in with me in order to push her in my direction. I suggest ranting against men who own stone houses and have beards.

LULULULUL.
Ohh, Will it be BadShovelhead or Death_Merchant that wins my life time of slavery?
It's up to you Dad.

also, BadShovelhead - please explain your screen name to me?

[BadShovelhead]

I'm going to smack you for saying "lul."

It's something that has absolutely no connection to my real life and will make my posts here harder to track down.

However in consolation for not providing you with anything meaningful or interesting, here is my current playlist, minus "slovakian lullaby" and "tanz mit laibach."

http://www.playlist.com/user/37988191

[Blunderfail]

a;302132']
Lulz

Are you serious? "Lulz"? God damn, the trolling respect I had for you is gone. It's even worse when women say it.

[BadShovelhead]

Are you serious? "Lulz"? God damn, the trolling respect I had for you is gone. It's even worse when women say it.

I know. Makes me want to backhand her.

The thing is, we'd both like it. My theory on women is that when they do annoyingly stupid things (in this case, add herd-following to the list), they're just acting out in hopes of punishment. :thumbsup:

[Necro[keely]a]

Are you serious? "Lulz"? God damn, the trolling respect I had for you is gone. It's even worse when women say it.

LULZ

[Blunderfail]

a;302167']LULZ

Mark says:
Go to this thread http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?p=302167
Mark says:
see where i made fun of her for saying "lulz"?
sup bitches its chadwarden says:
lol yes
Mark says:
I bet she replies with "lulz"
Mark says:
FUCK! Fuck women's jokes are so predictable and unfunny
sup bitches its chadwarden says:
hhahahaha
Mark says:
It'll happen! :| AND I'LL POST THIS CONVO! Arghhh... and then she'll do it again after that, and etc.

[Paragon]

a;302132']Yeah, both.
but Dad is genuinely on zoklet, this isn't just for attention.


If you're dad is this much of a dick, why don't you just get a job, get some money, and move into an apartment (away from him) as soon as possible? I live with my parents right now, but I would be out of this house in a second if they started interfering with my personal life (note: I don't consider Zoklet a part of my personal life, but I think what I'm trying to say is obvious... right?).

[Necro[keely]a]

Mark says:
Go to this thread http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?p=302167
Mark says:
see where i made fun of her for saying "lulz"?
sup bitches its chadwarden says:
lol yes
Mark says:
I bet she replies with "lulz"
Mark says:
FUCK! Fuck women's jokes are so predictable and unfunny
sup bitches its chadwarden says:
hhahahaha
Mark says:
It'll happen! :| AND I'LL POST THIS CONVO! Arghhh... and then she'll do it again after that, and etc.

Haahah, damn. I just got pwned.
dev man.

[Necro[keely]a]

If you're dad is this much of a dick, why don't you just get a job, get some money, and move into an apartment (away from him) as soon as possible? I live with my parents right now, but I would be out of this house in a second if they started interfering with my personal life (note: I don't consider Zoklet a part of my personal life, but I think what I'm trying to say is obvious... right?).

He's only a dick in the sense of invading on my privacy.
He's acsh pretty chill about everything else.
And anyway, I've only lived with him for 2 weeks since Mum kicked me out. And I didn't talk to him at all for 2 1/2 years before that. I'm still in the process of finding out whether I can live with him or if I can't handle it.

[Blunderfail]

a;302185']Haahah, damn. I just got pwned.
dev man.

Oh wow. You didn't pull a kinkou and actually admitted you were pwned. Awesome.

[Necro[keely]a]

Oh wow. You didn't pull a kinkou and actually admitted you were pwned. Awesome.

kinkou?
As in the poster? I am unfamiliar with this concept of 'pulling a kinkou'.

[BadShovelhead]

bitch stop saying lulz and go listen to my playlist, just don't get stuck on Bangfest, it's 40 minutes of musical mixing brilliance and might delay things.

http://i41.tinypic.com/11w8y39.jpg

[Blunderfail]

a;302201']kinkou?
As in the poster? I am unfamiliar with this concept of 'pulling a kinkou'.

She's a bitch. I once made a thread called "The Backwards Thread". It was pretty obvious. My first post was "Well, this was a good thread. But I think we shouldn't post in it anymore. Kinkou, lock this. :)"

Then the next guy who posted wrote "This thread is getting kind of long...".

So the thread was going in reverse. It was fun, and everyone went along with it, until the second page, where Kinkou posted saying "What the hell is goin on? What yoo talkin about?"

:facepalm:

Everyone tried explaining it to her, but she didn't get it. Finally she did, but never admitted she was wrong. Fucking dumbass cunt...

That's just one example...

I swear she's mentally retarded or something. And she has a receding hairline. Her stupidity/annoyance actually made Meta leave (Even though Meta sucks lolz). But that proves how annoying she is. Also... she never uses proper grammar! Argh, my pet peeve.

[Pinkbits]

a;302132']



Lulz, you all know that I would have linked you to the video by now if it still existed.
My boyfriend deleted it because he was sick of the fact that the whole central coast had seen him and his cousin put me on the spit.
devvv
So it is now gone forever :(
I will make more though!

I am the loser that deleted the video.
Sorry guys...
:facepalm:

[GSQ657]

If you make me some lamingtons I'll think about...

I was going to finish that sentence with some sort of favor I'd do for you until I realized I couldn't think of anything that made sense out of context. Here's some of what I tried to write.

"If you make me some lamingtons I'll think about smacking you around some"
"If you make me some lamingtons I'll think about calling the Ron Jeremy of guitar hero porn for you"
"If you make me some lamingtons I'll think about buying you a plane ticket to come live over here" (That one almost made sense until I realized I don't like living here and would never subject anyone to the crap weather.)


OH I'll finish it!
If you make me some lamingtons (minus the coconut) I'll think about showing you your dads secret scat porn stash.

[Kinkou]

wtf are you talking about blunderful?

i used to use proper grammar all the time.. from about 15-18 years old

i didn't intend on annoying you in the first place, but it does feel nice :)

[Blunderfail]

wtf are you talking about blunderful?

i used to use proper grammar all the time.. from about 15-18 years old

i didn't intend on annoying you in the first place, but it does feel nice :)

See, this is what I'm talking about. ^

[Caramello Koala]

Also, Necro is from Australia and seems to enjoy sex, right? Why hasn't there been a single "down under" joke yet?

because you would be the only person to find it funny..

[Blunderfail]

because you would be the only person to find it funny..

They call me yellow mellowwww.... yeah!

....ugh.

[DJ Meaty Cheeks]

I think you need to suck your dad's cock, you'd be supprised (ok you probably won't be suprised) how well it'll make him stfu.

[Necro[keely]a]

She's a bitch. I once made a thread called "The Backwards Thread". It was pretty obvious. My first post was "Well, this was a good thread. But I think we shouldn't post in it anymore. Kinkou, lock this. :)"

Then the next guy who posted wrote "This thread is getting kind of long...".

So the thread was going in reverse. It was fun, and everyone went along with it, until the second page, where Kinkou posted saying "What the hell is goin on? What yoo talkin about?"

:facepalm:

Everyone tried explaining it to her, but she didn't get it. Finally she did, but never admitted she was wrong. Fucking dumbass cunt...

That's just one example...

I swear she's mentally retarded or something. And she has a receding hairline. Her stupidity/annoyance actually made Meta leave (Even though Meta sucks lolz). But that proves how annoying she is. Also... she never uses proper grammar! Argh, my pet peeve.

Haahah!
That's pretty funny man.
and receding hairlines make everything funnier.
Same with big foreheads *ahem, Emily*

I think you need to suck your dad's cock, you'd be supprised (ok you probably won't be suprised) how well it'll make him stfu.

Ugh, stfu.
That is for the chicks that feature in (hed)pe songs only.

[scovegner]

03-25-2009 was when 'necro's father' joined .. there is no other related username with 'dad' or 'necro' in it...
it's 03-29-2009 here just now, and says your post was 2 days ago .. so must've been created before this thread, meaning it's not a troll in response to the thread ..

[Silverfuck]

I wrote Necro's father some limericks.

[DJ Meaty Cheeks]

a;305406']Haahah!

Ugh, stfu.
That is for the chicks that feature in (hed)pe songs only.

Seriously, suck his cock. He won't stop you.

[Necro[keely]a]

Seriously, suck his cock. He won't stop you.

s.t.f.u.
Note in the fetish thread, my list did not include 'incest'.

[DJ Meaty Cheeks]

a;305497']s.t.f.u.
Note in the fetish thread, my list did not include 'incest'.

I'm telling you cock sucking solves everything.

[Necro[keely]a]

I wrote Necro's father some limericks.

lolwut?
I just read them.

I don't like Vincent Van Gogh though, and do not have gonorrhea.
dev

[Silverfuck]

a;305522']lolwut?
I just read them.

I don't like Vincent Van Gogh though, and do not have gonorrhea.
dev

I know, but they were good rhymes.

[Irukanji]

I reccomend firestarting.

This will bring a healthy sense of balance to your relationship. Plus, you'll regret it for the rest of your life if you don't institute reprisal.

Of course, there's also glass etching solution to the windshield of the car and such, but seriously. Set the house on fire. The bitch deserves reprisal, and you'll never be able to live with yourself if you don't implement it.

Or just pour a bottle(150-200ml, just to be sure) of HF on her dad's skin?

[Necro[keely]a]

Or just pour a bottle(150-200ml, just to be sure) of HF on her dad's skin?

How sadistic of you.
For the record, my revenge for him invading my privacy will be when he decides to stalk again and reads this thread, I don't acsh want to hurt him..

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Similar thing happened to me back on totse.

My mom found out about my account and read all my posts about drugs and shit and confronted me about it.

So then I started posting in SG.

Then she really started to worry.

[Necro[keely]a]

Lul
In family therapy today, I brought up invasion of privacy as a tipic of discussion. And Heather made me explain what particular invasion I was talking about, so I told her. And anyway, we were talking about Dad being on zoklet and turns out he has read this thread + his visitor messages.
He read the visitor messages through his emails and the thread without logging in because he forgot his password.
I loled.
He said he didn't say anything because he figured I had only posted the thread to get a reaction out of him, and I wouldn't be so angry at him if he didn't retaliate.

Damn bastard was completely right, of course.

[a giant pterodactyl]

a;310448']Lul
In family therapy today, I brought up invasion of privacy as a tipic of discussion. And Heather made me explain what particular invasion I was talking about, so I told her. And anyway, we were talking about Dad being on zoklet and turns out he has read this thread + his visitor messages.
He read the visitor messages through his emails and the thread without logging in because he forgot his password.
I loled.
He said he didn't say anything because he figured I had only posted the thread to get a reaction out of him, and I wouldn't be so angry at him if he didn't retaliate.

Damn bastard was completely right, of course.

you're probably full of shit, but lol anyway. you should have went totally off topic and asked Heather if she would like to have all of her holes penetrated by your huge manhammer.
that would have given her something to think about. lulz@psycologist

[Necro[keely]a]

you're probably full of shit, but lol anyway. you should have went totally off topic and asked Heather if she would like to have all of her holes penetrated by your huge manhammer.
that would have given her something to think about. lulz@psycologist

lulululul.
She's pretty hot, so I may consider this.

[Rolf]

Rolf says be happy that your family remains to look at your guitar hero nude art.

Rolf says his mother died giving birth to Rolf, because Rolf was born 6ft tall.

[zuperxtreme]

Didn't read the thread, but you can have Zok delete your account with all your posts made I believe.

[Fish]

a;334012']lulululul.
She's pretty hot, so I may consider this.

Thanks for bumping this load of crap for us. Again. :thumbsdown:

http://www.picpop.com/gallery/albums/userpics/attention/attention_whore2.jpg

[pill popper]

Thanks for bumping this load of crap for us. Again. :thumbsdown:

http://www.picpop.com/gallery/albums/userpics/attention/attention_whore2.jpg

you're so fucking welcome

[THIS IS IMPORTANT GODDAMNIT]

Tell him to incorporate himself into the community. What a bitch.

[Necro[keely]a]

Tell him to incorporate himself into the community. What a bitch.

Eh, we had a big argument about it family therapy and my psychologist told him that it would be best to respect my privacy and not post on zoklet.
So far he's done it, although I think he's still reading my posts.
Ah, oh well.