3somes

[40oz.sauce]

so, 3somes sound sweet and all that, and i'm talking 2 girls 1 guy here, but if you take into consideration that you have to please 2 people instead of one and if you get off too early it would really suck balls and a bunch of other variables.. it makes you reconsider how sweet it really would be. Anyone here experienced a 3some and if so, was it any better then just having sex with 1 person (and tips on how to make it better then sex with 1 person)?

[MartialShot]

So, threesomes sound sweet and all that. The situation Iam thinking is two girls one guy here. If you take into consideration that you have to please 2 people instead of one it makes things bad. That and if you get off too early it would really make you embarrassed. Other things could possibly be a problem making you reconsider how adventurous it really would be. Anyone here experienced in a threesome? And if so, was it any better then just having sex with one person/any tips?

Fixed And never post again

[Mor3BL7]

so, 3somes sound sweet and all that, and i'm talking 2 girls 1 guy here, but if you take into consideration that you have to please 2 people instead of one and if you get off too early it would really suck balls and a bunch of other variables.. it makes you reconsider how sweet it really would be. Anyone here experienced a 3some and if so, was it any better then just having sex with 1 person (and tips on how to make it better then sex with 1 person)?

Lolz, yu get off so early?
you got teh prematurez?

[40oz.sauce]

anyone want to say something useful?

[jackketch]

anyone want to say something useful?

Yes.

Threesomes are relational Semtex. Avoid them at all costs.

There is no faster way to fuck up a relationship.

If you must then hire a prostitute for the third person or join a swingers club.

[40oz.sauce]

Yes.

Threesomes are relational Semtex. Avoid them at all costs.

There is no faster way to fuck up a relationship.

If you must then hire a prostitute for the third person or join a swingers club.

that's another issue, but i'm more talking about if you just had two friends that were down (with no emotional attachment)

[jackketch]

(with no emotional attachment)

There's the problem, right there. No matter what they say , most girls will have an emotional attachment if they sleep with you. The whole 'fuck buddies' thing is a bit of a crock of shit.

Yes there ARE girls who can.....

[ArmsMerchant]

anyone want to say something useful?

Me, me!

If I recall correctly, I've done all the threesome combinations, plus a few orgies (which sound like more fun than they are--shit gets confusing).

IMHO, the best is me, a bi-gal and a gay gal. That way, when I want a break, the gals won't get lonesome.

[MartialShot]

There's the problem, right there. No matter what they say , most girls will ahve an emotional attachment if they sleep with you. The whole non paid 'fuck buddies' thing is a bit of a crock of shit.

Yes there ARE girls who can.....

I surprised you didn't rip on his grammar and spelling too:eek:

Threesomes are not worth it End Thread

[jackketch]

Me, me!

plus a few orgies (which sound like more fun than they are--shit gets confusing).
.

This man speaks the Truth!

[Afromonk]

They might not be worth it but boy you can fantasize
:)

[40oz.sauce]

There's the problem, right there. No matter what they say , most girls will have an emotional attachment if they sleep with you. The whole 'fuck buddies' thing is a bit of a crock of shit.

Yes there ARE girls who can.....
well, this all theoretically speaking anyway, but i do know from experience that you can have fuck buddies.. and friend of mine *cough* xxombie *cough* fucked this one guy for weeks and i really don't think she was emotionally attached (or i hope not, because this guy is a fucking moron)

Me, me!

If I recall correctly, I've done all the threesome combinations, plus a few orgies (which sound like more fun than they are--shit gets confusing).

IMHO, the best is me, a bi-gal and a gay gal. That way, when I want a break, the gals won't get lonesome.
that sounds ideal.

[xxombie]

well, this all theoretically speaking anyway, but i do know from experience that you can have fuck buddies.. and friend of mine *cough* xxombie *cough* fucked this one guy for weeks and i really don't think she was emotionally attached (or i hope not, because this guy is a fucking moron)



Hahah, no, I was not emotionally attached to nick thanks a lot.

And Jenna totttalllllyy wants a threesome with leah. You would be crazy not to hit that shit up fool.

[40oz.sauce]

i don't find leah as super hot as everyone else does, and leah's a virgin, which would be REALLY weird

[MartialShot]

Hahah, no, I was not emotionally attached to nick thanks a lot.

And Jenna totttalllllyy wants a threesome with leah. You would be crazy not to hit that shit up fool.

Take your teenage drama elsewhere this isnt 9120 :mad::mad: Btw if xxombie wants to win she can just send this page to whoever the whores are....Self pwn for OP

[40oz.sauce]

Hahah, no, I was not emotionally attached to nick thanks a lot.

And Jenna totttalllllyy wants a threesome with leah. You would be crazy not to hit that shit up fool.

but... none the less, it could be cool

[xxombie]

i don't find leah as super hot as everyone else does, and leah's a virgin, which would be REALLY weird

Whhhhattttt. Both parts of that sentence just blew my fucking mind.



Anyways. This thread reminds me of that episode of Friends where Ross is like "Fuck yeah I just had a threesome with two chicks!" and Joey is like "SWEET! How was it?" And Ross is like "Uhh, well actually I spent a lot of time waiting. I actually left and made myself a sandwich half way through."

Point being, I don't get threesomes, it would seem like someone would end up being a third wheel.

[40oz.sauce]

Whhhhattttt. Both parts of that sentence just blew my fucking mind.



Anyways. This thread reminds me of that episode of Friends where Ross is like "Fuck yeah I just had a threesome with two chicks!" and Joey is like "SWEET! How was it?" And Ross is like "Uhh, well actually I spent a lot of time waiting. I actually left and made myself a sandwich half way through."

Point being, I don't get threesomes, it would seem like someone would end up being a third wheel.

aha, exactly how i feel, unless both girls were either gay, or bi-sexual, and everyone would have to be really drunk and into it.

[Afromonk]

Hmmm
Pros and cons.

For me its the person.
Too much of a friend and you rish the friendship.
Too much of a stranger and you risk weirdness or "feelings"

[Nefret]

I've done FFM and FFF threesomes. They were alright I guess. I don't think I'd do all girls again. Neither of them fucked up friendships or relationships in any way.

[sexual assault]

Well as far as the "lasting longer" goes, just blow your first load then sit back and watch for a few minutes, or go down on them. I'm guessing you're a teenager, so you'll be ready to go again in no time.

[all_for_war]

fuck the uglier girl first for a 1-2 min then spend the rest of the time with the other girl and don't even pay attention to the ugly girl.

[darkeasterbunny]

Ah, threesomes


You can avoid the third wheel thing, but everyone has to be into eachother, also the females

And jack's wrong, it doesn't always fuck up your relationship, but... it is very dangerous in that aspect indeed


And is it fun?

In my opinion few things are as EROTIC as sleeping with 2 girls, but some might just do it for the ego

[VagineMachine]

And Jenna totttalllllyy wants a threesome with leah. You would be crazy not to hit that shit up fool.

speak for yourself bitch. its not like im totttallllyy into it. im just not against it completely. But I swear Ill live without something that could be very awkward and shitty in the end. No real preference, don't tell 40oz.Sauce im super down

[Cliche Guevara]

you can have sex with THREE people ????:O

[MartialShot]

speak for yourself bitch. its not like im totttallllyy into it. im just not against it completely. But I swear Ill live without something that could be very awkward and shitty in the end. No real preference, don't tell 40oz.Sauce im super down

Judging by the post i hope you cant also impregnate two people at once

[Intuition707]

Well think about it this way dude if you blow your load after like 32 seconds sure it would be embarassing but at least the chicks could please each other.. you could go down on 1 of em for 10 minutes until you reload then give it another shot

[xxombie]

speak for yourself bitch. its not like im totttallllyy into it. im just not against it completely. But I swear Ill live without something that could be very awkward and shitty in the end. No real preference, don't tell 40oz.Sauce im super down

I thought this was courtney, I guess it's actually j-cakes. Who in their right mind wouldn't be tottalllyy down with a threesome with lea haha. It's true though, sexual escapades of this nature could entirely turn awkward. Are you going to chucks thing tomorrow? Well since 40oz.sauce is I'm assuming you are. I wanna meet up, and I'm bringing chili! I feel like such a looser referring to you guys by your internet names.

[xxombie]

you can have sex with THREE people ????:O

Only if you're born with two penises, like most people.

[Jitsu6500]

Damn it, you fuckers.

Post pix of Leah NOWWWWWWW!

[NamelessNom4d]

Well think about it this way dude if you blow your load after like 32 seconds sure it would be embarrassing but at least the chicks could please each other.. you could go down on 1 of em for 10 minutes until you reload then give it another shot

I lol'd. I can picture it now:

"Aww shit. Sorry girls, I guess I'll just have to play with you while I reload my cock."

[MartialShot]

I lol'd. I can picture it now:

"Aww shit. Sorry girls, I guess I'll just have to play with you while I reload my cock."

It doesnt work that way :mad::mad:Thers only so many clips and so much ammo, the engines cant take anymore captain, there giving all they got:O

[Cliche Guevara]

Only if you're born with two penises, like most people.

i guess i make up for it with one really long one ;) lol

[Silverfuck]

Threesomes are something that always work out the way you plan in fantasies, but never do in real life, so in fantasy land they should stay.

[Cegstar]

I lol'd. I can picture it now:

"Aww shit. Sorry girls, I guess I'll just have to play with you while I reload my cock. You two can play with each other for a bit."


Fixed.

[VagineMachine]

I thought this was courtney, I guess it's actually j-cakes. Who in their right mind wouldn't be tottalllyy down with a threesome with lea haha. It's true though, sexual escapades of this nature could entirely turn awkward. Are you going to chucks thing tomorrow? Well since 40oz.sauce is I'm assuming you are. I wanna meet up, and I'm bringing chili! I feel like such a looser referring to you guys by your internet names.

yeah, feels kinda odd. when did you leave s-town on staurday.... you didnt go to lea's either.... ditcher.

[VagineMachine]

Threesomes are something that always work out the way you plan in fantasies, but never do in real life, so in fantasy land they should stay.

I'm starting to think you've got it figured out..

[Holden]

I've had one once. It was okay I guess. One piece of advice I'd give to anyone considering it is that imo it would be best if the 3 participants were not one couple and another person, but rather just 3 "friends." I wouldn't want to have a 3some with my bf/gf but that's just me I guess.

[40oz.sauce]

I'm starting to think you've got it figured out..

agreed.

i still didn't expect that you would post here.

[darkeasterbunny]

Threesomes are something that always work out the way you plan in fantasies, but never do in real life, so in fantasy land they should stay.

I don't agree, it added a lot to me and my ex's sexlife. Sure we had fun without them, but i'm sure both of us have no regrets if it comes to that. We broke up for reasons nothing to do with that at all, not even indirectly

You do have to realise though, that a threesome in reall life is not a porn shoot. Most likely it will be nothing like that.

Ohw, and we didn't have one just once or twice.




Ohw and Intuition707, how the hell do you think your ever gonna get 2 girls to sleep with you at the same time while all you seem to think is a threesome is all about you. Believe it or not, most who do it are not there just because of your surely magnificent cock.
You wouldn't be the first one who THOUGHT he was getting a threesome but just got lesbian sex live.. for 2 minutes ... before they decided to exclude him completely (from being in the same apartment)

[superspeedz]

I don't agree, it added a lot to me and my ex's sexlife. Sure we had fun without them, but i'm sure both of us have no regrets if it comes to that. We broke up for reasons nothing to do with that at all, not even indirectly

You do have to realise though, that a threesome in reall life is not a porn shoot. Most likely it will be nothing like that.

Ohw, and we didn't have one just once or twice.




Ohw and Intuition707, how the hell do you think your ever gonna get 2 girls to sleep with you at the same time while all you seem to think is a threesome is all about you. Believe it or not, most who do it are not there just because of your surely magnificent cock.
You wouldn't be the first one who THOUGHT he was getting a threesome but just got lesbian sex live.. for 2 minutes ... before they decided to exclude him completely (from being in the same apartment)

A threesome is about pleasing two women at once.

lol at the guy who got thrown out.

thats hilarious.