View Full Version : I've decided to become a man!
10-27-2011, 01:00 PM
Let's look at all the manliest men I know.
Whore to a chainsaw.
Mike from Breaking Bad.
But still - they're their own people. I do not wish to simulate. I want to be my own man. So far, I have...
1) Not giving a mother farking shiiiet.
2) Having a buff, chiselled physique.
3) Can handle any social situation, and take charge.
What else? Help me become a man by suggesting more things, and how I can develop those abilities!
10-27-2011, 01:47 PM
Snoopy is chubby.
10-27-2011, 02:05 PM
You can start by getting elevated-platform shoes.
10-27-2011, 02:11 PM
Wear a t-shirt and leather vest. Rock shades day and night/in doors and out. Grow a goat beard.
10-27-2011, 02:17 PM
Clothes don't make the man. The man makes the clothes. I need not fashion advice.
10-27-2011, 02:20 PM
Fuck bitches/make bank.
10-27-2011, 02:22 PM
Seriously, though, the first place to start is vitamins. Take all your complex vitamins where and when required and you just can't go wrong.
10-27-2011, 02:23 PM
Vitamins cost a lot. What's the most important ones?
10-27-2011, 02:29 PM
Vitamin T = Vitamin Twat.
It's the one Mr. T took and look at him!
King of the world
10-27-2011, 02:32 PM
10-27-2011, 02:50 PM
Vitamins cost a lot. What's the most important ones?Vitamin C. It is the most important and essential vitamin for healthy growth and feral masculinity. Also extremely important to a growing young man's conviction to master his own dreams and desires are B complex vitamins, such as pantothenic acid, folic acid, cobalamin, niacin, and riboflavin. Vitamins A, B, E and K should also be consumed daily for maximum body development and optimum male animal attributes.
10-27-2011, 02:52 PM
Oh okay, I already take Vitamin C, but not the others. I'll look into those.
10-27-2011, 02:59 PM
Oh okay, I already take Vitamin C, but not the others. I'll look into those.If you live in a dreary, drab area where it's grey and overcast all the time with drizzling rain and very little sunlight, such as Scotland or Wales, vitamin D will be critical in your development. You can obtain this little gem in any health food or nutrition store at a nominal cost.
10-27-2011, 03:01 PM
Yeah, I've got a store. I actually had some Vitamin D before but after a while they smelled weird so I threw them out. Didn't think it was possible for them to expire or anything, I dunno. Odd.
10-27-2011, 03:05 PM
Yeah, I've got a store. I actually had some Vitamin D before but after a while they smelled weird so I threw them out. Didn't think it was possible for them to expire or anything, I dunno. Odd.If you already get lots of sunlight you don't even need the vitamin D. But if you're, like, in a basement all the time, or you work all day as a miner, you'll need it. Yes, they do rot after awhile and you have to throw them away and get fresh ones.
10-27-2011, 05:17 PM
also take your omega nine fatty acids... fish oil baby... anyways I don't think you're a man yet, at least not in my book and the ways of your posting, so good luck next time
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