Zoklet Face Mash (ZASH)

[Lanny]

So I'm kinda drunk and I was doing some coding and I made this!

http://jenkins-arch.com/

It's like, you rate other zoklet posters by clicking their picture! Yay! What? I stole the idea from Zukerberg? Well fuck you, he stole everything he has anyway, so he can suck a fat one. So yea! Visit my site and let's see who's most popular.

P.S. Vote for me :P

[Mashleshmash]

tinychat bb.

[Mashleshmash]

VOTE my cat!

[-SpectraL]

Wow! Lots of personal pics there!

[Mashleshmash]

Who
cares.

[Lanny]

Wow! Lots of personal pics there!

Good thing everyone posted them themselves! Although we all appreciate your continued regard for the rules and regulations that govern zoklet, keep up good work buddy and be sure to report any and all violations of the rules you see.

[Michael Scott]

I chose to save ZappaFan over IWD. lol

[Michael Scott]

Who is leaf and why does he look gay and emo?

[Lanny]

IDK, anyone who submitted a pic to the collage is in there. There are a few poster who I have no idea who they are.

[T.K. Baha]

Theres no way thats Daily. Shutmeup and Logic are the finer looking girls of the site. And can't forget Piegirl.

[Nick]

I pick Piegirl every time. :wub:

[Michael Scott]

ew. bug eyed pale bitch.

[IWD]

I chose to save ZappaFan over IWD. lol

It's not fair. That picture contains three people, and I could be either one of them.

ps. Fuck you, if you're ever in a fire I'm just going to not do anything.. then leave.

[Nick]

http://i.imgur.com/5HjFu.jpg

:cool:

[Lanny]

http://i.imgur.com/5HjFu.jpg

:cool:

Lol, people apparently like the karate getup.

[The Cheshire Cat]

:confused:

[Mashleshmash]

It's a shame, people like my cat more than they like me!

[Lanny]

:confused:

You're not doing bad, the seed score is 400 so if you've above that people are showin ya love!

[The Cheshire Cat]

Is there an opt-out function?

[Lanny]

You don't want to opt out.

[Nick]

You don't want to opt out.

http://stevengoddard.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/obewan.jpg

[Michael Scott]

It's not fair. That picture contains three people, and I could be either one of them.

ps. Fuck you, if you're ever in a fire I'm just going to not do anything.. then leave.

Sorry dude, he had a bass.

[IWD]

Sorry dude, he had a bass.

I guess I can't blame you then.. sorry for my rude remark.

[Godzilla]

It's a shame, people like my cat more than they like me!

Your face came up five times. I picked you all five times.

[IWD]

Who looks like the biggest douche?

Not necessarily the ugliest.. but like their personality probably sucks too..

Some candidates might be:

iSocrates
The Snow Angel of Death

etc.

(inb4me)

[Mashleshmash]

Your face came up five times. I picked you all five times.

You are a noble and a scholar.

[Michael Scott]

Seven two looks like a huge tool.

[IWD]

Seven two looks like a huge tool.

lol, in that pic it looks like he's trying way too hard, but who knows.. maybe he's just got an outrageous personality.. in which case it's fine.. but if he's a square ass motherfucker most times.. then well.. that's pretty gay.

Look at iSocrates though, what a knob.

[Daily]

seventwo's been pumpin. and yah, isocrates looks like a fucking moron who says stuff like "IT'S TAPE".

[Lanny]

Taking it off line for an algorithm tweak. Will be back up soon.

[-SpectraL]

*whistles Little House on the Prairie while matching approximate locations to faces*

[Lanny]

OK, all done.

[Lanny]

*whistles Little House on the Prairie while matching approximate locations to faces*

Maybe I should add a certain Scottish detective in the list?

[Daily]

seventwo's been pumpin. and yah, isocrates looks like a fucking moron who says stuff like "IT'S TAPE".

Holy shit you're right...I think I found him on youtube...skip to 1:53 or watch the whole thing for depressive lulz

Hanwei Practical XL Katana Unveiling HD - YouTube

[AoxomoxoA]

Where the fuck is Slag?

[Lanny]

Holy shit you're right...I think I found him on youtube...skip to 1:53 or watch the whole thing for depressive lulz

Hanwei Practical XL Katana Unveiling HD - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34)

The fuck did I just watch?

[Michael Scott]

Holy shit you're right...I think I found him on youtube...skip to 1:53 or watch the whole thing for depressive lulz

Hanwei Practical XL Katana Unveiling HD - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34)

God i cringed watching that.

[AoxomoxoA]

Holy shit you're right...I think I found him on youtube...skip to 1:53 or watch the whole thing for depressive lulz

Hanwei Practical XL Katana Unveiling HD - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34)

I find it sorta sad that he speaks, I mean the way he articulates, words a lot like me...

[Lanny]

Man, mash's fucking cat is beating me :mad:. I guess this is what I get for not doing that drawing.

[Michael Scott]

Hanwei Practical XL Katana Unveiling HD - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34)

Holy shit i can't stop watching this. Life could be a lot worse.

[ZappaFan]

I think that pic of me was taken when I didn't sleep for like 48 hours. By the second day, reality started fuckin with me... big time.

[Mashleshmash]

Man, mash's fucking cat is beating me :mad:. I guess this is what I get for not doing that drawing.

YEAH!

[AoxomoxoA]

Mash, how'd that party go?

[Mashleshmash]

How did you know I went to a party? I said I was going to a concert. :hrmph:

[AoxomoxoA]

How did you know I went to a party? I said I was going to a concert. :hrmph:

I was there.:drool:

[Mashleshmash]

No :hrmph:

[nuclearrabbit]

This is intriguing. Flood control should be on there. :mad:

[AoxomoxoA]

Where the fuck is Slag?

[Lanny]

Where the fuck is Slag?

post a pic and I'll add you.

[Lanny]

P.S. Add me on facebook.

[AoxomoxoA]

http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/4114/slagp.jpg

That should be just "Slag" and this one should be "Slag drunk off cement"

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/6594/slaga.jpg

[arleybob]

so this is weird

[p6867]

my pic is just listed as p.

I choose to believe that no one knows it was me, and that's why i scored so low, not that everyone hates me.

Also i think me and creepy lurker dude are in the best shape.

[Mantikore]

i voted for toothlessjoe whenever i could

Edit: yggdrasil looks this dude i know, who also happens to be gay

[Yggdrasil]

Kinkou vs lanny, leaf vs some other good looking guy, this thing is trying to get smart with me :mad:

[IWD]

What the fuck. Lanny change my picture to one of just me. I went from the high 700's to below average in just a day. There's no way I'm below average in looks.

[arleybob]

this thread makes me sick

[arleybob]

wait am i in first place? :redface:

[Lanny]

What the fuck. Lanny change my picture to one of just me. I went from the high 700's to below average in just a day. There's no way I'm below average in looks.

Lol, your rated lowly in both the photos you're in :p. But yea, it's not a question of looks but rather who you would save from a fiery pit.

[IWD]

Lol, your rated lowly in both the photos you're in :p. But yea, it's not a question of looks but rather who you would save from a fiery pit.

Yeah well, it's because everyone feels threatened by the confidence that radiates through my photos. Quit hurting my feelings today Lanny.

[IWD]

ATTN: Everyone;

Lanny is now my internet girlfriend. I was hesitant to accept the offer at first because the whole text relationship thing seemed kind of lame to me, but then I decided to get with the times and go with it.

I love you Lanny.

[Lanny]

Yeah well, it's because everyone feels threatened by the confidence that radiates through my photos. Quit hurting my feelings today Lanny.

Yea, that's clearly the case. My bad.

[IWD]

Yea, that's clearly the case. My bad.

You know.. there are a lot of girls who desperately want me in real life. You should feel honored and flattered because I'm showing you so much love.

[zuperxtreme]

Y U RESTRiCT IP?!

[jerome]

Man this thing never stops, it keeps going and going and going and going.

[Michael Scott]

That's what she said :o

[T.K. Baha]

I got a couple where I would have pushed both people in the pit. So out of frustration I closed the window.

[arleybob]

ATTN: Everyone;

Lanny is now my internet girlfriend. I was hesitant to accept the offer at first because the whole text relationship thing seemed kind of lame to me, but then I decided to get with the times and go with it.

I love you Lanny.

no she's mine :mad:

[Lanny]

Y U RESTRiCT IP?!

Restrict IP? wat? :confused:

[zuperxtreme]

Then I did something wrong. :hrmph:

[Lanny]

Then I did something wrong. :hrmph:

You trying to game my system boy?

It's actually quite easy :o

[zuperxtreme]

Maybe. :o

But I'm sleepy, so maybe tomorrow.

Night Zoklet. :D

[Vizier]

Heh, I'm in second place.

[p6867]

Heh, I'm in second place.

you were in first yesterday.

[Vizier]

How does Chesire Cat beat anyone here really?

[Lanny]

IDK, TCC always gets paired against high ranking trolls (beating a high scoring poster gives more points than a low scoring one), so like, just out of spite for idiots I end up clicking his. Well that and I like the guy :o

[Yggdrasil]

Lol, how come patton is number 3? Never even see him around anymore. Also, you all should be dedicating yourselves to getting Mashle's cat to the top of the heap :mad:

[Lanny]

Lol, how come patton is number 3? Never even see him around anymore. Also, you all should be dedicating yourselves to getting Mashle's cat to the top of the heap :mad:

Lol, I always click patton in hopes that he'll see this and realize we all love him and he'll return to us :(.

[Vizier]

If that thing had a picture of Figure-8 in it he'd prolly be the lowest ranking user :lol:

[Mashleshmash]

Lol, how come patton is number 3? Never even see him around anymore. Also, you all should be dedicating yourselves to getting Mashle's cat to the top of the heap :mad:

I fucking KNOW, right?!?

[p6867]

Lol, how come patton is number 3? Never even see him around anymore. Also, you all should be dedicating yourselves to getting Mashle's cat to the top of the heap :mad:

When i was playing, i'd see patton on there a lot, same with vizier and piegirl

[The Pat-Man]

Dammit i'll get two super faggots and then two cool people, not fair.

[arleybob]

lol captain_spectacular's pic makes me laugh, idk why

[ysr2096]

Ever the people's champion.

http://s7.postimage.org/za8ibb76j/ghj76767676bvgg.png

[Vizier]

Nice MSPaint skills brah.

[The Pat-Man]

look at it for real, i dont even.....

[Lanny]

Ever the people's champion.

http://s7.postimage.org/za8ibb76j/ghj76767676bvgg.png

lol, nice. I knew someone would figure it out. I also like how you smashed Ryan and Poast to get there. Could have just done one, but no, you went with two. I like the brutality.

[nuclearrabbit]

http://i43.tinypic.com/bhc8pw.jpg

[arleybob]

shit i really went downhill since yesterday :(

[The Cheshire Cat]

How does Chesire Cat beat anyone here really?

Because of the kitty. ^_^

[AoxomoxoA]

Hmm, what a dilemma.

[Lanny]

Hmm, what a dilemma.

You might want to edit that...

[T.K. Baha]

oops

[The Pat-Man]

Lanny, your a faggot.

*they're

[Lanny]

Lanny, your a faggot.

Suck a fat one. But w/e, I don't even care at this point. Slag can dump his PI all over the web, if he treats me like shit I'm not going to go out of my way to look out for him.

[T.K. Baha]

Yeah! Yeah!

[AoxomoxoA]

Suck a fat one. But w/e, I don't even care at this point. Slag can dump his PI all over the web, if he treats me like shit I'm not going to go out of my way to look out for him.

I never treated you like shit and lawl, I'm retarded. No one can do shit anyways so I don't mind.

[Mashleshmash]

Woah hey woah hey woah hey. Let's all just think about happy times and things will get a lot better. Like warm poptarts inside a colossal mound of peanut truffles.

[T.K. Baha]

What do you know about Louisville?

[p6867]

What do you know about Louisville?

I used to go to Louisville when i was at FT. Knox. Thoroughbred strip clubs. what.

[T.K. Baha]

Nothing. Looks theres a quarter on the ground.

[IWD]

If Lanny were to post his real picture, I'm sure it would be horrific enough to be at the bottom.

[zuperxtreme]

She posted pics already. :confused:

[The Pat-Man]

Anyone can find random pictures of good looking women on the internet.

[zuperxtreme]

True, true.

[Malice]

Hey, why is it down?

Add this pic of me:

http://i.imgur.com/FIkPe.jpg

[Lanny]

OK, it's back up. Malice is added and I added a uber primitive mechanism to prevent abuse like ysr did. We'll see how long it lasts.

[Malice]

Some of the pictures and misspellings on there are hilarious. :lol:

[Lanny]

Yea, I worte a script to create the database and resize in like, literally 2 minutes, so that's the reason for the dupes and misspellings. I assume you can still tell who is who.

[AoxomoxoA]

Yea, I worte a script to create the database and resize in like, literally 2 minutes, so that's the reason for the dupes and misspellings. I assume you can still tell who is who.

:mad:

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

Blureth looks like hes fucking 10

[Lanny]

Is blureth still around? I haven't seen him in ages.

[Vizier]

I'm surprised LSD is so high on that list.

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

i saw LSD's mug and started laughing hysterically.

[zuperxtreme]

i saw LSD's mug and started laughing hysterically.

DAT USERNAME

http://s3.amazonaws.com/ragefaces/4ebc40a0977ef31048c4aaad7639c6b5.png

[Lanny]

OK, added slag and subverted ysr's plot, lol. I thought ysr was doing something tricky, so I added a kinda tricky measure to stop it. Turns out he just had a script going thought and clicking who he liked, just like a normal user would, lol. Must have taken days to get to his score. It's been fixed now though, so it's all good :).

[ysr2096]

OK, added slag and subverted ysr's plot, lol. I thought ysr was doing something tricky, so I added a kinda tricky measure to stop it. Turns out he just had a script going thought and clicking who he liked, just like a normal user would, lol. Must have taken days to get to his score. It's been fixed now though, so it's all good :).

The script was my work-around. I'm not very good at this shifty computer business. :cool: It didn't take nearly that long though.

[Tachosomoza]

I'm second? NOWAI!!

[T.K. Baha]

Quit hacking the poll Tacho.

[Yggdrasil]

That picture isn't really Blunder, is it? :hrmph:

[T.K. Baha]

Little troglodyte aint he? :muahaha:

[Blunderstar]

Troglodyte?

[T.K. Baha]

Don't know the exact definition but its not good and its a cool word.

[The Pat-Man]

Trilobite?

[Tachosomoza]

Troglodyte: ignorant, backwards person.

Examples: Patman, King of the world, Dread Lord.

[T.K. Baha]

You fucking trilobite lol.

[King of the world]

Where's Daily's pic, you fucking cunt? I want it up so I can splurge all over it and tell my girlfriend she'll never be as attractive as that. Put it back up, now.

[King of the world]

Troglodyte: ignorant, backwards person.

Examples: Patman, King of the world, Dread Lord.

It's funny how the Ancient Egyptians who were fully caucasoid used to call negores and Nubians (who are a mix, although predominantly caucasoid) trogdolytes. The Ancient Egyptians were bang on with their descriptions of your type right back then. They still hate you right this very day. Niggers will always be at the bottom of the barrel, look how far your people have come. Accept it.

[-SpectraL]

I've just come back from viewing all the pics. There should have actually been a warning or something indicating a high possibility of becoming traumatized after the viewings. I also found myself chuckling and thinking back on good times upon viewing certain pics. I give this a thumbs-up for bravery in the highest degree.

[PieGirl]

*looks*

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool :D

[Tachosomoza]

Trilobite?

A trilobite was a prehistoric sea creature.

[Daily]

A trilobite was a prehistoric sea creature.

I'm sure The Pat-Man could use google if he wants to.

[Tachosomoza]

The Pat-Man is from South Carolina. The fact that he even has internet is a miracle.

[The Pat-Man]

Goddamn trilobites.

[Lanny]

Where's Daily's pic, you fucking cunt? I want it up so I can splurge all over it and tell my girlfriend she'll never be as attractive as that. Put it back up, now.

Nope :smug:

[King of the world]

Oh sorry, you must be still mad because I think Mr. Happy was a shit, overrated poster by self-important cunts such as yourself. I'll ask again when you're not so mad.

[Midnight Sun]

I should be higher up on that list :angry:

[T.K. Baha]

Im gonna kidnap a cat so I can get a better rating.

[Lanny]

Im gonna kidnap a cat so I can get a better rating.

Cats do appear to help. Just be careful that your cat doesn't become more popular than you.

[Vizier]

You fucking trilobite lol.

http://www.surfacevision.com/Trilobite.jpg
I've always imagined them being tasty as fuck.

[T.K. Baha]

People eat shrimp so I'm sure they would get eaten. They look like cockroaches to me though. Good thing they all live inside rocks huh?

And Yummy! Piegirls at the top. :D

[Killme]

I should be higher up on that list :angry:

I'll vote you up babe :o its nice to know that people would save me over others.

[T.K. Baha]

I'd push like 50 people in then save your sexy little mexy ass.

[Lanny]

It's a little worrisome that of the top 7 posters only two are guys. I hope everyone knows that saving someone from a fiery pit doesn't guarantee sex.

[T.K. Baha]

I don't think they would be able to resist if I pulled them out a fiery pit. Besides, even if I'm not sexing them, I would rather spend my time talking to beautiful women.

[The Pat-Man]

I hope everyone knows that saving someone from a fiery pit doesn't guarantee sex.

bullshit.

[Midnight Sun]

I'll vote you up babe :o its nice to know that people would save me over others.

that photo of me is too old anyway. OP should've used the most recent one. :o

[Mashleshmash]

Well this thread grew.

[IWD]

What's more strange is that people act honest (hence the females at the top, and the nearly all male zoklet population assuming they would be rewarded with love or sex) when there's nothing to be gained. There's really no point to doing this after you've checked it out. The power of suggestion just makes people follow the rules and actually think about who they would save before clicking to see more users pics.

[King of the world]

I'll ask again, maybe you're not so mad now; put Daily's pic back on. You worried she'll knock you off your pedestal? :o

[Vizier]

That wasn't really Daily though.

[The Pat-Man]

'Don't Stop Me Now'

[T.K. Baha]

Lol Daily puts up pictures of strangers she doesn't like.