Dreaming about pissing

[---Beany---]

So once when I was about 10 I was thirsty as fuck. I mean waay thirsty. So I downed 2 pints of orange cordial before I went to bed.
At just about 7 o'clock in the morning I had this dream that I went into my garden and saw a toilet. I unzipped and started peeing in it all happy with the world as I releaved my bladder.
Next thing I know I wake up to me pissing all over myself. It wasn't the highlight of that day. In fact I was pretty upset about it.

But nowadays I kinda know the score. If I recognise any dream where I'm about to whop it out and slash I manage to use my willpower to force myself the fuck awake. Then I go for a real life piss.
I still get worried sometimes that I'm gonna be too out of it to wake myself up, and during these times I might even go for the tiniest trickle, JUST coz I have a very slight sensation of needing a piss in my bladder.

Funny thing is though. I can have a night of drinking loadsa beer, and I sleep solidly right the way through with not a peep from my bladder until I'm stood ready at the bog with my cock in my hands. Then it gushes out like I could put out fires.

[NTP]

I've done this once, I still have dreams that im pissing but luckily it doesnt happen in the real world.

[---Beany---]

Oh that reminds me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebw4etz_Vpg


How's that for some grossness?

[nuclearrabbit]

I did that in the field. It froze.

[BlackopsNinja]

Thanks for sharing that awesome story with us. You're awesome. To the max. SRSLY.

[Cathy McGee]

this happened to me once. the only time i ever wet the bed. i was dreaming i was in this warehouse type place with some power rangers, and i had to piss really bad so i went behing these boxes and found a toilet...then sweet release :]

[Frank]

I pissed on my closet about 2 years ago and didn't wake up/realize it until it was over. I threw a towel on it and passed out and worried about it in the morning.