Making a piece of toast look like jesus

[Actor]

What tools and skills would you need to make a piece of toast look like jeseus so you could sell it to some shmucks on ebay? If you could pull it off it's not even illegal too. [not trolling]

[GermanyOrFlorida]

Dude no shit I thought about doing this when I read an article about a piece of toast that sold on ebay for thousands of dollars because it looked like Mary mother of Joseph or whatever.

I think it would be pretty easy to do. All the heating coils in atoaster are spaced horizontally and are spaced evenly. I would think you just take it apart, and using a pair of needle nose pliers, bend the wires in the shape of Mary. Better yet, Jesus!
You'd have to be fairly fucking artistic for this shit.

Or photoshop a pic of Jesus, and get it so it's just a a simple outline of his face and whatnot, print it on tracing paper and work off that

[ATG]

They sell novelty things that imprint Jesus onto toast already.

[StokedUp]

Dude no shit I thought about doing this when I read an article about a piece of toast that sold on ebay for thousands of dollars because it looked like Mary mother of Joseph or whatever.

I think it would be pretty easy to do. All the heating coils in atoaster are spaced horizontally and are spaced evenly. I would think you just take it apart, and using a pair of needle nose pliers, bend the wires in the shape of Mary. Better yet, Jesus!
You'd have to be fairly fucking artistic for this shit.

Or photoshop a pic of Jesus, and get it so it's just a a simple outline of his face and whatnot, print it on tracing paper and work off that

Talk about over complicating shit lol. Just use a template off a site. Anyways everyone knows bout this shit now so no-one's gonna buy it.

[GermanyOrFlorida]

They sell novelty things that imprint Jesus onto toast already.

oh lame:(

[Actor]

Ok then maybe not jesus but something else that could work.

[Bender]

Paint it with lemon juice then heat it.

[StokedUp]

Ok then maybe not jesus but something else that could work.

How about a miniature crop circle :biggrin:

[Natural Cure]

How about Scientology toast? with a imprint of lord xeno or something... Those dumb movie stars might pay for it, you never know. They are stupid enough to believe Scientology in the first place.

[Bender]

Fuck off! I'm a Scientololgist

[ILTST9]

How about toast that looks like satan? Satanists will pay big bucks for that.

[I Still Needmoney]

I think you can buy like toasters that do it for you.

[RebelForce]

How about Muhammad on a slice of ham

[Yggdrasil]

For us atheists; lest we cream our pants:

http://mattstone.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341bffb053ef00e5547088718834-320wi

[Reptar]

Yeah, selling anything with jesus on it wont work, how about bruce lee