Post a pet(s) you've always wanted.

[Hyper-dimension]

There are a number I would love to have.

As far as birds:

I would love a Hyacinth Macaw. Love, love, love! I think this bird is the quintessential pet bird. They are beautiful, and have a very good temperament. They are the Golden Retreiver(my favorite dog breed :)) of the bird world, very calm, mostly quiet, and easy to get along with. They're also large as hell, the second largest parrot in the world, but that just makes them even more incredible. I WANT one.


http://www.newpetmall.com/hyacinth_macaw_bird.jpg


And as far as one of my favorite types of animals...


The Galapagos Tortoise, which is the largest species in the world, males weighing 500lbs - 800lbs.. This might seem far-fetched, but the Aldabra Tortoise has started to spring up in the pet trade; the second largest species, very similar in size to the Galapagos. Only I would rather have a Galapagos, as Aldabras are just plain dumb. The Galapagos can learn its name, and come when called. How cool is that? It would be necessary to dedicate a few acres to it(I would want to, at least), but land in Louisiana is cheap, and the sub-tropical climate is possibly warm enough to sustain one of these.


http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/animals/images/1024/galapagos-tortoise.jpg


Maine Coon.

Yes. YES!!! My very own fluffy, precious attack cat!


http://www.kittysites.com/deluxe/christomas-mainecoons.jpg

[crackhead]

I want a kangaroo.

[mr.blunt]

I was actually going to post the Galapagos Tortoise. One of those guys would make a chilling pet, but I doubt I could really house him indoors, and I doubt he'd enjoy the Canadian climate. But it would be cool nonetheless.

[PROJECT PAT]

http://www.cedargrove.k12.nj.us/cghssports/cghssoccer/black%20panther.jpg

[PROJECT PAT]

I was actually going to post the Galapagos Tortoise. One of those guys would make a chilling pet, but I doubt I could really house him indoors, and I doubt he'd enjoy the Canadian climate. But it would be cool nonetheless.

I don't think you can buy an endangered species.

[mr.blunt]

I don't think you can buy an endangered species.

I didn't even think about that. Just one more reason it won't happen :(

[Hyper-dimension]

I don't think you can buy an endangered species.

Obviously never been to kingsnake.com?

http://market.kingsnake.com/detail.php?cat=50&de=669983

It's yours for a mere $12,500.

I would also note that the Hyacinth Macaw I want is typically sold for about the same money.

EDIT: On second thought, that's not a Galapagos.

EDIT: On third thought, it is.

[xxombie]

A ferret would be cool. A horse so I could ride it everywhere and stuff. I've always wanted a snake too, they're pretty cool fuckers.

[Raptor Ribs]

Too many to post man. I love animals. I want to have like all of them. I really want a blue tropical penguin though.

[dedraic]

Too many to post man. I love animals. I want to have like all of them. I really want a blue tropical penguin though.

Pretty much this. I think I drive the people around me a bit crazy sometimes...

But on top of the list, is the glorious Mimic Octopus.

http://travel-boracay.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/mimic3.jpg

Look 'em up on youtube. The little bastards can change coloration and body language/shape in order to imitate other animals. They're also extremely fragile, only live around two to three years, and are going to knock $300 out of my wallet AFTER the tank and everything. They're one of the coolest goddamn animals on the planet.

Any kind of bigger bird would be nice, preferably some kind of parrot or cockatoo. A bufo alvarius(Colorado River Toad) would also be a neat addition to the family, not the least because they produce a psychoactive venom that can be milked and refined without harming the toad. Plus they're cute as hell, in that toady way.

Thanks to friggin' SHARP I now also desire a
Chromatopelma cyaneopubescens. They're amazing looking spiders.

Something really offbeat and wild will probably be had eventually anyway. The real question is when I went from being an apathetic stoner, to having my life consumed by the research of animals and plants...

[Agent 008]

This one:

http://i39.tinypic.com/2j14yft.jpg

[Raptor Ribs]

This one:

http://i39.tinypic.com/2j14yft.jpg

:thumbsup:

[Cathy McGee]

ive always wanted a whites tree frog..a hairless rat...some kind of cool lizard...a celestial eyed goldfish.

thats baout all think

[Nostalgia]

A hawk, you know like those ones that people use for hunting.

[Mantikore]

Ive always wanted an armadillo lizard, bearded dragon, or a chameleon

[xilikeeggs0]

http://people.uleth.ca/~holzmann/peru/2550_Charlie_the_capybara.jpghttp://www.smallpleasuresfarm.com/image/Capybara3.jpg
A capybara, the largest rodent in the world. It's basically a giant, water-loving guinea pig.

[Rolf]

Rolf wants a Rolfish Rolfhound.

[Saline Colors]

Oddly enough, a hyena.

They may be hard on the eyes and have a fucked up cackle, but they can actually be domesticated and eventually will act like dogs to some degree. I think they're really cool for some reason, and ever since I saw something on NatGeo on a "Hyena Man" I've been hooked.

http://z.about.com/d/healing/1/0/f/N/gtotem_hyena.jpg

http://www.pendercreatives.com/bevpeden/photos/Harar-Hyena-Man.jpg

http://www.alttext.com/misc/media/images/hyena-men.jpg

[The Phreak]

i would have to go with-

http://a7.vox.com/6a00cdf3a54d98cb8f0110162ca0a7860c-500pi

[Samulol]

Always wanted a corn snake.

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs006.snc1/2623_63144575266_514755266_1750690_6086769_n.jpg

and fucking that ^^^

Yeee.

[1983]

Maine Coon.

Yes. YES!!! My very own fluffy, precious attack cat!


http://www.kittysites.com/deluxe/christomas-mainecoons.jpg

My friend has a Maine Coon... There's only two people he'll allow to pick him up which is me and her. :D
Huge paws and fangs on him and fluffy as all hell.

Other than that I'd like a Tegu, they can be domesticated and are omnivores.
http://www.strictlyreptiles.tv/photos/Blue%20Tegu-lg.JPG

Other than that there's a few poisonous snakes I'd like to get and the odd scorpion or two.

And for some reason I want to find a dog breeder that will agree to get a Wolf and a Great Dane to mix.
The ultimate in home security systems... :D

Al

[Yggdrasil]

I would bare-handedly kill a man for one:

http://www.hedweb.com/animimag/grey-parrot.jpg

[Marijuanasaurus]

A velociraptor would be awesome to take for a walk. Id settle for an iguana though.

[Nostalgia]

Oh, if we're aloud extinct shit as well, a Raptor and a pterodactyl..... fuck yeah.

[5024L]

I want an iguana, an octopus, a shitload of salwater fish, and a parrot like this.
http://www.hedweb.com/animimag/parrot.jpg

[Hyper-dimension]

I want an iguana, an octopus, a shitload of salwater fish, and a parrot like this.
http://www.hedweb.com/animimag/parrot.jpg

That's a Scarlet Macaw. Pretty bird.

[SHARP]

Thanks to friggin' SHARP I now also desire a
Chromatopelma cyaneopubescens. They're amazing looking spiders.

Indeed they are, and not hard to care for at all.:)

For the OP; I can't really think of an animal I've always wanted, but of course a Poecilotheria metallica would be a nice addition, just because it's a Pokie, and it looks so fucking awesome:

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p124/Arachnoholic/SPIDERS/Poecilotheriametallica.jpg

Yup!

[kfc v lot]

Anerythristic Corn Snake

http://swreptile.com/anerythristic.jpg

[PooPfish]

I've always wanted a chimp that could play beer pong with me. Just imagine it...

[Hyper-dimension]

Indeed they are, and not hard to care for at all.:)

For the OP; I can't really think of an animal I've always wanted, but of course a Poecilotheria metallica would be a nice addition, just because it's a Pokie, and it looks so fucking awesome:

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p124/Arachnoholic/SPIDERS/Poecilotheriametallica.jpg

Yup!

That is an absolutely evil looking spider. A fine choice.

[dedraic]

Indeed they are, and not hard to care for at all.:)


Yup!

Having recently realized I have a bit of room for some more animals after an overhaul of my tiny ass home, I was wondering where I could go about acquiring one and how much space they take...

I only have room for about another ten gallon terrarium. I'd do the research, but being knee-deep in rum I'll have to hold off on that for another day...

Goddamn though, why do you have to keep posting more pictures of such gorgeous animals...

[Raptor Ribs]

http://cache.thephoenix.com/secure/uploadedImages/The_Phoenix/Movies/Features/sarlacc2.jpg

This thing looks pretty cool. I wouldn't mind having a baby pit monster.

[VolcanBaru]

I have a large parrot...


Just warning ya, guys...those fucker can chop your fingers off clean. My green south america parrot broke my thumb like a twig. Imagine how much damages Macaw would do :eek:

[nuclearrabbit]

None of you had a childhood. I want a monkey. :mad:

[SHARP]

Goddamn though, why do you have to keep posting more pictures of such gorgeous animals...

I'm an asshole, pure and simple.:)

But on a slightly more serious note, I'll get back to you tomorrow or the day after at the latest - I'm a bit drunk and should be getting up for work in about half a sec.

I can't say where you could get a C. cyaneopubescens off the top of my head, I just read your post and replied, I'll have more info later, but you shouldn't have a problem finding room for it, they need very little space (as in "too much space isn't a good thing).

Bwaaararah drunk, g'night people!

[underOATH]

Pygmy marmoset.
Bearcat.

2 of my favorite animals.
I want :(

[5024L]

Also, I would like to have a orangutan.

[Vizier]

Damn, I have a rather long list. If it were hypothetically possible, I'd have all these:

-Galapagos Tortoise
-Snapper Turtle
-Leatherback Turtle
-Crocodiles
-Snakes. Lots, if not all. From Pythons to Milksnakes to Mambas to Cobras to Garter Snakes.
-Monitor Lizards, Bearder Dragons, Chameleons, Geckos, Iguanas, Horned Lizards
-Bullfrogs
-Poison Dart Frogs
-Coelacanth Fish
-Lungfish
-Sharks (any kind)
-Manta Ray
-Scorpionfish
-Mantises
-Emperor Scorpions
-Pinguins
-Ravens
-Owls
-Wide variety of parrots

Damn.

[Marijuanasaurus]

http://www.healthstones.com/dinosaurstore/papo_dinosaur_toys/papo_velociraptor_dinosaur_toys/papo_velociraptor_dinosaur_toys.jpg

if i could, id raise velociraptors, and eat those fuckers like chicken.

[Cathy McGee]

id have a marijuanasuarus as a pet. :]

[cheech]

http://www.backwaterbowfishing.com/myweb/Barry%20Gator%20Gar.jpg

i want a fucking gator gar. They're alligators with little flippers instead of feet man!

[xxombie]

http://www.backwaterbowfishing.com/myweb/Barry%20Gator%20Gar.jpg

i want a fucking gator gar. They're alligators with little flippers instead of feet man!

Oh my fucking god that is fucked. :thumbsdown:

This would be number one on my list of pets I've never wanted.

[sexualjesus]

a girlfriend

[sexualjesus]

http://www.backwaterbowfishing.com/myweb/Barry%20Gator%20Gar.jpg

i want a fucking gator gar. They're alligators with little flippers instead of feet man!

HA HA HA, fuck any other pet i want me one of those

[blue_monday]

-pet rat
-great dane/bloodhound/ huge dog
-an eagle or falcon or other raptor trained to hunt

[Tinted Glass]

-pet rat
-great dane/bloodhound/ huge dog
-an eagle or falcon or other raptor trained to hunt

-yes
-yes!!!
-hell no


I want a fox.

[Tinted Glass]

http://www.backwaterbowfishing.com/myweb/Barry%20Gator%20Gar.jpg

i want a fucking gator gar. They're alligators with little flippers instead of feet man!

.... I won't be able to sleep for weeks.

[dedraic]

.... I won't be able to sleep for weeks.

I'd recommend staying away from Vampire Tetra then.

These little guys: http://www.thatpetplace.com/images/presentation/219181.jpg

I almost bought one about a year ago, but opted out in favor of buying some more plants for the tank. Probably a good thing, because those cute little guys turn into this in a few years:

http://www.thejump.net/id/Payara.jpg

One of the few fish that I've placed a ginormous DO NOT WANT on in my head.

[Euda]

I'd like a parrot someday, but it's such a responsibility. They live for so long.

[mr.blunt]

I'd recommend staying away from Vampire Tetra then.

These little guys: http://www.thatpetplace.com/images/presentation/219181.jpg

I almost bought one about a year ago, but opted out in favor of buying some more plants for the tank. Probably a good thing, because those cute little guys turn into this in a few years:

http://www.thejump.net/id/Payara.jpg

One of the few fish that I've placed a ginormous DO NOT WANT on in my head.

Holy shit. DO WANT. that's badass.

[Please insert username]

a fucking dog

[Hyper-dimension]

http://www.backwaterbowfishing.com/myweb/Barry%20Gator%20Gar.jpg

i want a fucking gator gar. They're alligators with little flippers instead of feet man!

So, is it a reptile or a fish? :)

[VolcanBaru]

I'd like a parrot someday, but it's such a responsibility. They live for so long.

Funny how you say it...My parrot is older than me. That fucking 24 years old bitch :mad:

Some parrots can easily live up to 60 years old.

[kfc v lot]

So, is it a reptile or a fish? :)

Dunno what it is but the guy in the picture has the wrong tool for the job....

http://nuclearweaponarchive.org/Russia/TsarBomba1Big.jpg

That is what you want!

[Mantikore]

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n114/corsiphoto/photos-part2/DSC00015.jpg

[Paco]

None of you had a childhood. I want a monkey. :mad:

its good to know i wasnt/arnt the only one :D

[I Still Needmoney]

http://mek1980.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/o_rly1.jpg

[AdamSmokesCrack]

http://snarla.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/fennec5.jpg
Fennec
http://www.tigersafariorg.com/web_pictures/pictures/FennecFox.jpg
Fox
http://fox.poc.me/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/fennec-fox.jpg
Motherfucker

[I Still Needmoney]

http://snarla.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/fennec5.jpg
Fennec
http://www.tigersafariorg.com/web_pictures/pictures/FennecFox.jpg
Fox
http://fox.poc.me/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/fennec-fox.jpg
Motherfucker

I was just gonna say fox too. Foxes are badass little fuckers. :thumbsup:

[Zok]

I've always wanted a pet duck. If you get them as a chick or egg they imprint you as their mother and refuse to leave your side. Not to mention they just crack me up.

http://www.avianweb.com/images/birds/Ducks/pekinduck.jpg
awwww

[Agent 008]

A giant rabbit!

http://www.sorange.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/herman-giant-rabbit.jpg

And yes, they are actually real!

[5024L]

I've always wanted a pet duck. If you get them as a chick or egg they imprint you as their mother and refuse to leave your side. Not to mention they just crack me up.

http://www.avianweb.com/images/birds/Ducks/pekinduck.jpg
awwww

When I was a kid I had a baby duck. But it started growing huge and when we tried to leave it at a lake it started running after us screaming. We took it home and found a good home for it. So yes, that's right they never leave your side.

[dedraic]

I've always wanted a pet duck. If you get them as a chick or egg they imprint you as their mother and refuse to leave your side. Not to mention they just crack me up.

awwww

They'll also rape your chickens to death.

True story.

[Tinted Glass]

They'll also rape your chickens to death.

True story.

I second this!

I watched my duck break my chickens neck while trying to hump it once.

[Hyper-dimension]

Dunno what it is but the guy in the picture has the wrong tool for the job....

http://nuclearweaponarchive.org/Russia/TsarBomba1Big.jpg

That is what you want!

Oohh......overkill?

I know the fish though, considering it's found in my home state. They're impressive at 10 feet. If you're in the water here, and you aren't killed by one of these alligator gars, the alligator snapper may do the trick:

http://big_game.at.infoseek.co.jp/turtle/alligatorsnapper3.jpg

Or, the plain ol' alligator:

http://outdoorlife.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/09/gator.jpg

[Agent 008]

http://big_game.at.infoseek.co.jp/turtle/alligatorsnapper3.jpg

Alligator snapper? Wha'? Where? :o

[Hyper-dimension]

I've always wanted a pet duck. If you get them as a chick or egg they imprint you as their mother and refuse to leave your side. Not to mention they just crack me up.

http://www.avianweb.com/images/birds/Ducks/pekinduck.jpg
awwww

Tractor Supply started selling ducklings last year, including white ducks. They sell them for pocket change, but you'd have the necessary supplies to consider, as well. I'm pretty sure they have stores in Ohio.

[Hyper-dimension]

Alligator snapper? Wha'? Where? :o

In Louisiana. :)

[Craigslist.org]

http://www.dogcastradio.com/images/Rottweiler.jpg
http://www.smokymountainparkarabians.com/images/afire_chief_stallion.jpg
dwarf horse
http://www.thatsweird.net/Pictures/thumbelina_smallest_horse.jpg
http://pieandhammer.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/easter_ferret.jpg
(just in time for easter) :D
http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/animals/images/primary/sockeye-salmon.jpg
Yes if I had the land I would get a digger, create a lake beside a river and raise all kinds of wild fish for fishing.
http://sweettexasjen.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/hewey.jpg
I like the noise they make. :cool:

[Carbonbased]

Albino crow any one?
http://media.canada.com/2de3e3f6-b472-4835-9142-3ead50913788/sun0618%20albino.jpg
or a liger
http://goodshepherdinitiative.net/Creation/liger.jpg

[1983]

I've always wanted a pet duck. If you get them as a chick or egg they imprint you as their mother and refuse to leave your side. Not to mention they just crack me up.

http://www.avianweb.com/images/birds/Ducks/pekinduck.jpg
awwww

I used to raise ducks on the family farm.
The one took to me since her mother was killed by a snapper and would follow me around all day just to bitch at me. :p

And if she ran up to you bitching and started biting your pant leg you knew she wanted to be fed. :D

Al

[xxombie]

Albino crow any one?
http://media.canada.com/2de3e3f6-b472-4835-9142-3ead50913788/sun0618%20albino.jpg


What a freaking looking thing. Most albino animals are really crazy looking.

[Euliyae]

I always wanted a hedgehog.
I finally got one, but she was actually the spawn of Satan.
So now I want a hedgehog that loves me.

[Venom]

A dancing drunk gorilla.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01370/Gorilla-funny-face_1370934i.jpg

[ObsidianZ]

Bunnies~!

I plan to get a pair this summer once I've had time to do my research.


*ObZ

[BATTLESTEER]

I have a bearded dragon. Fun little guy. Pretty much just sits in its tank, waiting for food, and sleeps alllllllllllll day. Wish I could do that :rolleyes:

But if I could have anything it would have to be:

Blue Footed Boobie
https://www.msu.edu/course/isb/202/ebertmay/images/boobies.jpg

Tegu
http://www.hilozoo.com/images/animals/r_tegu3.jpg

Savannah Monitor
http://www.natures-image.co.uk/images/Lizards/savannah%20monitor.jpg

Cant really do gerbals cause Im allergic to them, but one of those capybaras. Those are pretty cool.

OR A DUCK! :mad:

[SHARP]

Also, I would like to have a orangutan.

Sorry, endangered species.

-Emperor Scorpions

Lemme know if you get serious about those, I've had one myself (Pandinus imperator).

-great dane

I'm one of the greatest, unfortunately I'm not for sale, but you could probably hire me for beer if there was something you needed taking care of.:)

... because those cute little guys turn into this in a few years:

http://www.thejump.net/id/Payara.jpg

Please tell me that motherfucker is 'shopped, or at least where I can catch 'em!

So, is it a reptile or a fish? :)

Hard to say, I think we might have to reorganize the taxonomic system...
Huuuuurrgm it's gonna take ages...:(

Dunno what it is but the guy in the picture has the wrong tool for the job....

http://nuclearweaponarchive.org/Russia/TsarBomba1Big.jpg

That is what you want!

You know, I think "Bravo" would've been big enough...
*Waits to see how many gets it*

I've always wanted a pet duck. If you get them as a chick or egg they imprint you as their mother and refuse to leave your side. Not to mention they just crack me up.

http://www.avianweb.com/images/birds/Ducks/pekinduck.jpg
awwww

I had a gull once, it wasn't very smart, most people would probably have described it as "pretty stupid"...
Your post reminds me of a video I saw of some dude who had a truck and a duck...
Hey-ho here's the vid! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_nJ2zfajIU)

[dedraic]

Please tell me that motherfucker is 'shopped, or at least where I can catch 'em!



No shop. According to wikipedia they live in a river in Venezuela, specifically the Orinoco River.

They like to eat piranha.

I bet fishing for one of those bastards would be intense. He'd be a dead fishy before he ever got on board my boat though.

[SHARP]

No shop. According to wikipedia they live in a river in Venezuela, specifically the Orinoco River.

I'll remember that, perhaps I might be lucky enough to go there some day.:)

They like to eat piranha.

Guess it's the same with our Pike and Perch - both are predators in their own right - but one has the potential to grow huge compared to the other.

I bet fishing for one of those bastards would be intense. He'd be a dead fishy before he ever got on board my boat though.

Yeah, they do seem to have longer teeth than our Pikes or sharks (although the sharks will easily outgrow that Vampire tetra), but all in all it'd probably be a good idea to keep your fingers well during and after landing it.:D

[Dark Destroyer]

This one:

http://i39.tinypic.com/2j14yft.jpg
FUUUCK YES!!!!
WHERE IS THE NEAREST PET SHOP FOR THIS!!!!!
http://cache.thephoenix.com/secure/uploadedImages/The_Phoenix/Movies/Features/sarlacc2.jpg

This thing looks pretty cool. I wouldn't mind having a baby pit monster.

damn ....i knew paris hiltons vagina was dry but this is overkill!




o and a pack of wolves would be the ultimate fucking system!!!

[Vizier]

The alligator or fish pic is actually a fish. Got gills and fish flippers and all.

As for the Emperor Scorpion, I do find them quite interesting, SHARP, how do you take proper care of them? I assume you need to regulate the temperature, hiding spots, etc, but about food I can't be so sure. How often does it eat?

[SHARP]

As for the Emperor Scorpion, I do find them quite interesting, SHARP, how do you take proper care of them? I assume you need to regulate the temperature, hiding spots, etc, but about food I can't be so sure. How often does it eat?

Well, it's a rainforest species from Western Africa and thus likes a good deal of humidity, 75-80% should do fine, and keep the temperature around 26-30° C.
They like to dig, so a thick layer of substrate (unfertilized potting soil works fine for me, it's the same I keep my spiders on) some 15-20 cm should be more than enough.
You can mix in a bit o' twigs and dead leaves to give the substrate a more natural texture, just remember to make sure there's no creepy-crawlies in there, and if you bake it first you should get rid of any fungi.
Don't forget a water dish, the bottom of a plastic soda bottle works fine, and give it a piece of bark to hide under as well.

As they're nocturnal I'd suggest you decorate the terrarium so you'll have something to look at when the scorp is hiding, think "rainforest floor" and you'll get the idea, as long as you don't use the bark chips that are meant to be used as reptile bedding - that stuff is poisonous to most terrestrial invertebrates, and don't use any heavy decorations unless you make sure the scorp can't undermine them and get crushed.
If you decide to plant the terrarium, let the plants stay in the pots as the scorpion will fuck up the roots when it digs.

Feed it about once a week, as long as they have access to water they can go for months without food as long as they're well fed from the start as they're pretty good at picking up the nutrients.
You can feed it anything it can overpower, crickets, grasshoppers, mealworms, cockroaches, and so on.
The occasional pinky mouse won't hurt either, just don't overdo it or you'll end up with a fat, lazy scorpion.
Naturally, I wouldn't suggest spiders, other scorpions, bees, wasps, or anything else that could injure or kill it, and make sure the feeder insects can't have been in contact with pesticides.

EDIT: I just forgot, a terrarium with a floor space of 30X30 cm should work fine for one scorpion, they can be kept in colony, but you gotta make sure there's more hiding places than scorpions, or at least as many, and that all are the same size and kept well fed, about 80X40 cm should work for some 5-6 scorps, but I'd advice you to get some experience with one, first.

That's about all there is to it.:)

[Cytosine]

A sloth.

The most chilled out animal on the planet. Also, adorable as babies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kTkOgHO4pA

DAAAAAAAAAWWWW

[Cathy McGee]

A sloth.

The most chilled out animal on the planet. Also, adorable as babies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kTkOgHO4pA

DAAAAAAAAAWWWW

fucking this.

sloths are the most adorable little shits ever.


that vid made me lol, that sloth just passed the fuck out.

[Paco]

i've always wanted an "anr"

i hear they can get pretty wild...

..in bed

[Cir]

I'd want a Zebra, and train it like a horse. That would look sweet, riding a zebra around.

http://www.devilgraphics.com/zebra/PlansZebra101102_525.jpg

[reject]

http://www.austinsturtlepage.com/Articles/articlepics/Pic%2011%20-%20Eastern%20Herman%27s%20Tortoise%20-%20Jan%20O..jpg

One day I will get a Tortoise, and when I do I'm guna call it Totse. I just need the moolah first.

[Cir]

http://www.austinsturtlepage.com/Articles/articlepics/Pic%2011%20-%20Eastern%20Herman%27s%20Tortoise%20-%20Jan%20O..jpg

One day I will get a Tortoise, and when I do I'm guna call it Totse. I just need the moolah first.

You should also paint the totse background on it's shell too.
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/4273/backmainw.jpg

[Paco]

You should also paint the totse background on it's shell too.
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/4273/backmainw.jpg

thats my desktop background right now :)

[DogMeat]

a lionfish...nothing really special...

[Kyoki]

http://www.backwaterbowfishing.com/myweb/Barry%20Gator%20Gar.jpg

i want a fucking gator gar. They're alligators with little flippers instead of feet man!

I used to have one. It was about 50cm by the time my gay fucker of a house mate killed it (fed it a fishing lure).

[Uriah Heep]

http://images.bit-tech.net/content_images/2009/03/western-digital-velociraptor-300gb-review/velociraptor.jpg

Someday, im going to have one, and its gonna hunt down people I dont like.:thumbsup:

[Lord Valuemart]

I'm fine with just my doggy
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/95/l_6ea1f00e944948abb720b93f6c50cacb.jpg
I mean fuck, if I had another one of her my head would explode from a cute overload.

[Apodyopsis]

I always wanted a tortoise, because of their life span, so i can get attached without worrying that it'd die on me :)

[dedraic]

I used to have one. It was about 50cm by the time my gay fucker of a house mate killed it (fed it a fishing lure).

My condolences, I would have fed him one...

When I lost the majority of my community tank due to a couple of housemate's rampant smoking by my tank while I was sleeping (the majority of the fish possessed labyrinth organs...) I went a bit ballistic. Overturned my table, yelled, threw a knife into the wall and started throwing their cigarettes away while they were asleep(or so I told them, I had like six back up packs when they left...), that sort of thing. Only time in my life I've ever been a truly violent drunk. Threw 'em out of the house a couple of days later because I was spending my mornings getting drunk and wondering where I was going to hide the bodies. I had planned on keeping the bichir for the rest of my life, and I had a dwarf gourami that must have had some sort of genetic mutation considering the sheer SIZE of the bastard, a good two inches longer than I had ever read about.

To keep mildly on topic, I just found out there's a species of legless lizard that lives in my rough area. I should have one soon enough...

[Silverfuck]

This thread taught me about so many awesome new animals.

I want two rats and I want to name them Voltaire and Rousseau and hope they get along better than their namesakes. That's all. I feel simple now :(.

[Bender]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/Rockaholicjorj/yetti.jpg

[Hyper-dimension]

My condolences, I would have fed him one...

When I lost the majority of my community tank due to a couple of housemate's rampant smoking by my tank while I was sleeping (the majority of the fish possessed labyrinth organs...) I went a bit ballistic. Overturned my table, yelled, threw a knife into the wall and started throwing their cigarettes away while they were asleep(or so I told them, I had like six back up packs when they left...), that sort of thing. Only time in my life I've ever been a truly violent drunk. Threw 'em out of the house a couple of days later because I was spending my mornings getting drunk and wondering where I was going to hide the bodies. I had planned on keeping the bichir for the rest of my life, and I had a dwarf gourami that must have had some sort of genetic mutation considering the sheer SIZE of the bastard, a good two inches longer than I had ever read about.

To keep mildly on topic, I just found out there's a species of legless lizard that lives in my rough area. I should have one soon enough...

Sucks to hear about your fish. I have to explain to people trying to smoke in my house that it could kill my bettas. Not to mention it fucking reeks anyways, and I smoke cigs.

Legless lizards are amazingly awesome. Post pictures if you manage to harvest one.