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ZachL928
04-01-2009, 07:42 PM
I got out of the shower yesterday and my step mom was there and she kept trying to get me to take my towel off. she grabbed my hands and put them on her tits. Then we ended up in her room and we fucked. I don't know what's gonna happen now cause my dad doesn't know and it's only me, him and my step mom in the family and we eat supper together sometimes... this is gonna be awkward, got any tips?:confused:

Cathy McGee
04-01-2009, 07:43 PM
thats weird.

i would never fuck my stepmom...she has a moustache.

1983
04-01-2009, 07:46 PM
Jerry! Jerry!

Al

DrunkOnAluminium
04-01-2009, 07:46 PM
Retarded troll is retarded....

:mad:

Rainycity
04-01-2009, 07:47 PM
i believe you, i believe you (hey everyone i dont really beleive him)

DrunkOnAluminium
04-01-2009, 07:48 PM
i believe you, i believe you (hey everyone i dont really beleive him)

Hey whats up G I see you be posting in GS...

Maybe you should pony up and get the fuck back there....:mad:

samguy700
04-01-2009, 07:49 PM
god i clicked this thinking god another pussy who dident fuck his (insert family member or somebody's gf/bf or somebody shey shouldent have fucked i wasent disapointed now deatils ages and lenght of relationsip quality of sex etc (i know this is a trol or an april fools day but i m bored and i want a good story)

DrunkOnAluminium
04-01-2009, 07:50 PM
god i clicked this thinking god another pussy who dident fuck his (insert family member or somebody's gf/bf or somebody shey shouldent have fucked i wasent disapointed now deatils ages and lenght of relationsip quality of sex etc (i know this is a trol or an april fools day but i m bored and i want a good story)

FUCK... Grammar, punctuation, and for god sakes spelling please learn to use them.

driveby
04-01-2009, 07:51 PM
I fucked my neighbor Wendy when I was 15. She came over, and was like, "I really, really, really think you should come over, and hang out with my 13 year old sons, they have no one to hang out with.

I went over there, and I fucked her in the pussy. Once. In April 2003. I found out later my stepdad fucked her in the 90's, when she worked at Harra's casino in maricopa.

Nefret
04-01-2009, 07:51 PM
I would say pics or it didn't happen, but it didn't happen.

DrunkOnAluminium
04-01-2009, 07:52 PM
I fucked my neighbor Wendy when I was 15. She came over, and was like, "I really, really, really think you should come over, and hang out with my 13 year old sons, they have no one to hang out with.

I went over there, and I fucked her in the pussy. Once. In April 2003. I found out later my stepdad fucked her in the 90's, when she worked at Harra's casino in maricopa.

No you didn't....

/Thread already

Rainycity
04-01-2009, 07:54 PM
Hey whats up G I see you be posting in GS...

Maybe you should pony up and get the fuck back there....:mad:

O NO im on your INTERNET TURF. SORRYY TOUGH GUY ill get right OUTTA here, you fucking faggit shut the fuck up i can post where ever the fuck i want

ZachL928
04-01-2009, 07:55 PM
i believe you, i believe you (hey everyone i dont really beleive him)


Hey, fuck you... i don't believe in April fools... it's all bullshit, it acctually happened

Rainycity
04-01-2009, 07:57 PM
Hey, fuck you... i don't believe in April fools... it's all bullshit, it acctually happened

wow good job then

Cathy McGee
04-01-2009, 07:59 PM
how old is your step mom

ZachL928
04-01-2009, 07:59 PM
wow good job then

w/e...

DrunkOnAluminium
04-01-2009, 08:00 PM
This thread is full of this:

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii59/MartialShot/Eminem.jpg

When it should be full of this:

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii59/MartialShot/Suicide.jpg

O NO im on your INTERNET TURF. SORRYY TOUGH GUY ill get right OUTTA here, you fucking faggit shut the fuck up i can post where ever the fuck i want

Ooo and no...no you can't

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii59/MartialShot/FightCLub.jpg

Tough guy *rolls eyes*

Brad
04-01-2009, 08:03 PM
why would u claim that

like fucking your dads leftovers isnt cool


find your own



and telling everyone isnt cool either

DrunkOnAluminium
04-01-2009, 08:04 PM
why would u claim that

like fucking your dads leftovers isnt cool


find your own



and telling everyone isnt cool either

Neither is using the space button as a period...:rolleyes:

Cathy McGee
04-01-2009, 08:07 PM
Neither is using the space button as a period...:rolleyes:

lawl. i love you.

Rainycity
04-01-2009, 08:07 PM
This thread is full of this:

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii59/MartialShot/Eminem.jpg

When it should be full of this:

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii59/MartialShot/Suicide.jpg



Ooo and no...no you can't

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii59/MartialShot/FightCLub.jpg

Tough guy *rolls eyes*


now this is the definition of a internet nerd, you went threw all that effort just to set all that shit up with the pictures for really basicly nothing. im acting how i would acted in real life thats what pisses me off about the internet. bunch of shut ins with nothing better to do

DrunkOnAluminium
04-01-2009, 08:11 PM
Now this is the definition of a internet nerd; you go all that effort just to set all those up for really laughs. I'm acting like an angry skin head, with nothing better to do then troll forums and type without consideration of any grammar rules.

I have....10 minutes to work, I had all those pictures previous or I wouldn't have posted as fast, and you'll have to write a book about being a pathetic shut in internet nerd who acts like a hardcore faggot non-stop.

Rainycity
04-01-2009, 08:14 PM
I have....10 minutes to work, I had all those pictures previous or I wouldn't have posted as fast, and you'll have to write a book about being a pathetic shut in internet nerd who acts like a hardcore faggot non-stop.

wow internet gangster settle down, dont take shit you herd on the internet so serious. make you seem like you bee couped up in your house for about 4 years

DrunkOnAluminium
04-01-2009, 08:16 PM
wow internet gangster settle down, dont take shit you herd on the internet so serious. make you seem like you bee couped up in your house for about 4 years

I am settled? It was you who came in with your sad ass attempt at typing, your pathetic grammar and your insistent caps that made this what it is, go back to GS and waste some one else's time.

:facepalm:

slm33d
04-01-2009, 08:17 PM
DrunkOnAluminium- fuck yeah dude hahaha .

inb4incetshitstorm.


Dude honestly shut your mouth before DOA tears you to shreds.

Rainycity
04-01-2009, 08:19 PM
I am settled? It was you who came in with your sad ass attempt at typing, your pathetic grammar and your insistent caps that made this what it is, go back to GS and waste some one else's time.

:facepalm:

wow another sigh, you use THE FACE PALM. what is it with the face palm. is there jizz in the hand or sumshit. and for real the only real argument that people come at me with is about my spelling and grammer. you guys must not have any good comeback since your trying to educate me . fucking nerds

DrunkOnAluminium
04-01-2009, 08:26 PM
wow another sigh, you use THE FACE PALM. what is it with the face palm. is there jizz in the hand or sumshit. and for real the only real argument that people come at me with is about my spelling and grammer. you guys must not have any good comeback since your trying to educate me . fucking nerds

....Well this just concludes that intelligence isn't important to you therefore meaning you live in some shit southern state that probably still thinks slavery is a great idea. Once you crawl out of your pathetic trailer, rehitch your pants around your waist, and maybe take off your side-ways baseball cap and realize that by the time you attempt any of that many people on here will be making 5 figure paychecks laughing at your pathetic attempt at being literate and fluent in english.

Now Iam leaving for my job which you probably dont have but its this place that you work for money ( yes I know astounding concept). Dont bother editing this becuae I was in a rush and probably sitll only made less mistakes in this post than you've ever made in one sentence. But feel free to live under your pathetic rock and suffer the life of being a underrated nig...unless your white, then this is even more pathetic

Rainycity
04-01-2009, 08:34 PM
....Well this just concludes that intelligence isn't important to you therefore meaning you live in some shit southern state that probably still thinks slavery is a great idea. Once you crawl out of your pathetic trailer, rehitch your pants around your waist, and maybe take off your side-ways baseball cap and realize that by the time you attempt any of that many people on here will be making 5 figure paychecks laughing at your pathetic attempt at being literate and fluent in english.

Now Iam leaving for my job which you probably dont have but its this place that you work for money ( yes I know astounding concept). Dont bother editing this becuae I was in a rush and probably sitll only made less mistakes in this post than you've ever made in one sentence. But feel free to live under your pathetic rock and suffer the life of being a underrated nig...unless your white, then this is even more pathetic

why would i edit that, waist of my time. also i live in canada im not with im latino also i dont live in a trailor you are wrong on all counts. only fags wear there baseball cap sideways, but yes my pants are around my waist.i am aware of what a job is everyone in the world knows what a job is are you fucking retarded. Now let me get to you. your probably some fucking loser who never had any friends and always got picked on so now your trying to FIGHT BACK ONLINE. yea your one cool dude with your FOUR figure PAycheck BALLLING. people who clean houses get 4 FIGURES FAGGIT so dont try to acted like your better than me. just cuz your white and have a somewhat nice job.just stop being a faggit and maybe hang your self

slm33d
04-01-2009, 08:53 PM
why would i edit that, waist of my time. also i live in canada im not with im latino also i dont live in a trailor you are wrong on all counts. only fags wear there baseball cap sideways, but yes my pants are around my waist.i am aware of what a job is everyone in the world knows what a job is are you fucking retarded. Now let me get to you. your probably some fucking loser who never had any friends and always got picked on so now your trying to FIGHT BACK ONLINE. yea your one cool dude with your FOUR figure PAycheck BALLLING. people who clean houses get 4 FIGURES FAGGIT so dont try to acted like your better than me. just cuz your white and have a somewhat nice job.just stop being a faggit and maybe hang your self


NO U !!!!!! :mad:

The English Gentleman
04-01-2009, 08:54 PM
I would never fuck mine, shes a dirty money grabbing gypsy whore, thankfully dad refuses to marry the cunt:D

Gadooosh!
04-01-2009, 09:05 PM
blah blah shit cakes.

Stop acting like a keyboard warrior you thread derailing fuckwit. Go to bat country you fucking recluse.

Gadooosh!
04-01-2009, 09:05 PM
I would never fuck mine, shes a dirty money grabbing gypsy whore, thankfully dad refuses to marry the cunt:D

Is she one of those, I'll fight you for a fiver and tarmac your drive at the same time kinda pikey?

Retard Synrdome
04-01-2009, 09:09 PM
Is she hot at least?

Vox Ducis
04-01-2009, 09:20 PM
I got out of the shower yesterday and my step mom was there and she kept trying to get me to take my towel off. she grabbed my hands and put them on her tits. Then we ended up in her room and we fucked. I don't know what's gonna happen now cause my dad doesn't know and it's only me, him and my step mom in the family and we eat supper together sometimes... this is gonna be awkward, got any tips?:confused:

Wow ! Dad and son jizzled in the same hole ! What a mix !

Young Meth
04-01-2009, 09:23 PM
FUCK... Grammar, punctuation, and for god sakes spelling please learn to use them.

You forgot English

ZachL928
04-01-2009, 09:54 PM
how old is your step mom


she's 27

alex chilton
04-01-2009, 09:59 PM
Once you crawl out of your pathetic trailer, rehitch your pants around your waist, and maybe take off your side-ways baseball cap and realize that by the time you attempt any of that many people on here will be making 5 figure paychecks laughing at your pathetic attempt at being literate and fluent in english.


LOL five figures really isnt a lot of money. i made that much when i was 16.

superspeedz
04-02-2009, 12:01 AM
APRIL FOOLZ?!

Vizier
04-02-2009, 12:09 AM
APRIL FOOLZ?!

NO WAAIII!!!11!one!1

pygar
04-02-2009, 12:12 AM
You know guys, he may not be trolling.
How old are you OP?

Thats some filthy shit, you did there son.......god damn......that's fucked up.

Fetus-Smasher
04-02-2009, 12:19 AM
Can someone puleeze lock this piece of shit already.

danmega
04-02-2009, 12:21 AM
I read this thread,m not because it was interesting, funny, or in any way worth it.

Just because it wasn't pink. :(

:MAD:ijuana
04-02-2009, 12:25 AM
If stepmom made a pass at me I would kill myself

underOATH
04-02-2009, 02:35 AM
wow another sigh, you use THE FACE PALM. what is it with the face palm. is there jizz in the hand or sumshit. and for real the only real argument that people come at me with is about my spelling and grammer. you guys must not have any good comeback since your trying to educate me . fucking nerds

Or that your grammar and spelling was so bad that you were fucking incoherent.

'lulz u guyz r nerdz'

Good one.
It's the interwebz, we don't need 'comebacks'; it's sufficient enough to easily tell where intelligence is and disregard dumbass posts such as yours.

moby_dick
04-02-2009, 02:44 AM
Don't worry, we were all born yesterday, troll like that as much as you want. :thumbsup:

bushy
04-24-2009, 03:43 AM
now this is the definition of a internet nerd, you went threw all that effort just to set all that shit up with the pictures for really basicly nothing. im acting how i would acted in real life thats what pisses me off about the internet. bunch of shut ins with nothing better to do

He didn't have to use ^^^ THAT many ^^^ words, to make it though.

slm33d
04-24-2009, 03:49 AM
So you fucked her recently?

blackhype
04-26-2009, 05:08 AM
pics or shut the fuck up

DrunkOnAluminium
04-26-2009, 05:11 AM
pics or shut the fuck up

And you can skip step one, stop resurrecting this fucking thread.

PuttinOnTheRitz
04-26-2009, 05:15 AM
rape

ZachL928
05-02-2009, 08:57 AM
i'm 17

samguy700
05-02-2009, 12:27 PM
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he is trooooool

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he is trooooool
U r fag

Vizier
05-02-2009, 08:44 PM
I also fucked your stepmom. In the ass. In her sleep.

Marty McFly
05-03-2009, 03:17 AM
5 figure paychecks

lol, seriously? There are full time workers making 4 figure paychecks? Nah, didn't think so.

So what's so fanfuckingtastic about your pathetic little 5 figure paycheck?

Nothing.

Faggot.

CrazyJoe
05-03-2009, 03:25 AM
needs moar exposo

DrunkOnAluminium
05-03-2009, 03:46 AM
lol, seriously? There are full time workers making 4 figure paychecks? Nah, didn't think so.

So what's so fanfuckingtastic about your pathetic little 5 figure paycheck?

Nothing.

Faggot.

Your 4 weeks past the "give a fuck deadline" and 3 sentences short of the valid reply, thanks and come again.

Skater14
05-03-2009, 03:53 AM
lol, seriously? There are full time workers making 4 figure paychecks? Nah, didn't think so.

So what's so fanfuckingtastic about your pathetic little 5 figure paycheck?

Nothing.

Faggot.

A 5 figure paycheck is pathetic? So.. let's say someone who makes $90,000 a year. Thats pathetic? No.

I don't know anybody who makes over $100,000 a year.

zooting22
05-03-2009, 04:08 AM
Wow ! Dad and son jizzled in the same hole ! What a mix !

Literally!:p

Marty McFly
05-03-2009, 07:56 AM
A 5 figure paycheck is pathetic? So.. let's say someone who makes $90,000 a year. Thats pathetic? No.

I don't know anybody who makes over $100,000 a year.

Why the fuck is every one so poor?

Skater14
05-03-2009, 08:08 AM
Why the fuck is every one so poor?

So you make over $100,000 a year?

The average US household income (this includes two working parents also), is $56,541.