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Necro[keely]a
04-02-2009, 03:57 AM
Who has tried what?
I just posted in a thread about your "ideal" suicide method but it made me think.
I can tell you my ideal way, but when it comes down to it, when you're in that moment and you've just crashed from manic into depression. When there is nothing left and you just want out, whatever means possible. That's when I will totally forget about my "ideal" way. I'll grab whatever is closest.
Usually though, these methods don't work, cause usually the most accessible ways are overdose (whether on medication or recreational drugs) or cutting. At least in my circumstance.

Honestlt though, I've tried to kill myself that many times and I always end up still alive in the morning. It's almost getting ridiculous, and I'm past being put into a mental institution every couple of months.
You would think nearly three grams of Seroquil (an anti-psychotic) would be enough. I just slept for 78 hours and had a ridiculously, dangerously high rate of beats per minute.
Despite that, I'll still tell you my ideal way.
I would cut down both arteries on my wrists just before hanging myself from the highest point in my school that is visible to nearly the entire school, and directly above an entrance to the COLA (or alternatively, above a busy shopping centre or off an overpass). That way my blood would be dripping onto the people below, and I would traumatise max amount of unsuspecting teenagers before the emergency services arrived to cut me down.

Or OD at a party and just slowly die sitting on the lounge or somewhere. First I would tell everyone I was heaps out of it and enjoying myself, so they would only notice I was dead when I started turning blue. Inevitably, the person that discovered I had in fact died would scream, get everyones attention and therefore, again, max amount of people traumatised.

... I obvs spend way too much time thinking about this.
Nevertheless, thoughts?

Your Local Crack Dealer
04-02-2009, 04:01 AM
please dont kill youself. i love you:(

but back on topic, the ONLY way to kill yourself with dignity is to tie a metal wire around your neck, glue both your hands to the side of your head, and jump from a high place; thus creating the appearance that you pulled your own head off.

Tillmyeyesbleed
04-02-2009, 04:02 AM
Pills, sleeping pills or paink killers. The problem with sleeping pills is that if you dont take enough nothing will happen, youll wake up refreshed

ants in my poptarts
04-02-2009, 04:04 AM
Dont do it!
But if you have to jump out of a plane and land on someone house that you dont like.

Your Local Crack Dealer
04-02-2009, 04:04 AM
Pills, sleeping pills or paink killers. The problem with sleeping pills is that if you dont take enough nothing will happen, youll wake up refreshed

never hear of paink killers. you think you could send me some?

Necro[keely]a
04-02-2009, 04:13 AM
please dont kill youself. i love you:(

but back on topic, the ONLY way to kill yourself with dignity is to tie a metal wire around your neck, glue both your hands to the side of your head, and jump from a high place; thus creating the appearance that you pulled your own head off.

That's fucking cool!
and thanks, haahah.

Right now I have no immediate desire to kill myself.
I have a suicide pact with a mate though, so if he decides it's over tonight, then I'm bound to at least attempt with him. It's out of my control now. I find it kind of exciting, actually.

PuttinOnTheRitz
04-02-2009, 04:15 AM
a;321981']Who has tried what?
I just posted in a thread about your "ideal" suicide method but it made me think.
I can tell you my ideal way, but when it comes down to it, when you're in that moment and you've just crashed from manic into depression. When there is nothing left and you just want out, whatever means possible. That's when I will totally forget about my "ideal" way. I'll grab whatever is closest.
Usually though, these methods don't work, cause usually the most accessible ways are overdose (whether on medication or recreational drugs) or cutting. At least in my circumstance.

Honestlt though, I've tried to kill myself that many times and I always end up still alive in the morning. It's almost getting ridiculous, and I'm past being put into a mental institution every couple of months.
You would think nearly three grams of Seroquil (an anti-psychotic) would be enough. I just slept for 78 hours and had a ridiculously, dangerously high rate of beats per minute.
Despite that, I'll still tell you my ideal way.
I would cut down both arteries on my wrists just before hanging myself from the highest point in my school that is visible to nearly the entire school, and directly above an entrance to the COLA (or alternatively, above a busy shopping centre or off an overpass). That way my blood would be dripping onto the people below, and I would traumatise max amount of unsuspecting teenagers before the emergency services arrived to cut me down.

Or OD at a party and just slowly die sitting on the lounge or somewhere. First I would tell everyone I was heaps out of it and enjoying myself, so they would only notice I was dead when I started turning blue. Inevitably, the person that discovered I had in fact died would scream, get everyones attention and therefore, again, max amount of people traumatised.

... I obvs spend way too much time thinking about this.
Nevertheless, thoughts?

didnt read but pix

Uriah Heep
04-02-2009, 04:16 AM
Well, if you want to kill yourself, i'd suggest, cutting your wrists in a verticle manor, stick your arm in a toilet, and proceed to flush, it'll kill you pretty quick.

ants in my poptarts
04-02-2009, 04:18 AM
Fire yourself out of a catapult at the white house

NaiveMonarch
04-02-2009, 04:23 AM
Inert gas asphyxia is pretty cool.

The feeling of suffocation is due to the buildup of carbon dioxide, not the lack of oxygen, so if you wear a mask connected to a tank of inert gas (nitrogen would work), you'll die painlessly.

ants in my poptarts
04-02-2009, 04:24 AM
Load your car full of propane tanks and drive it off a cliff while blasting an appropriate song

ants in my poptarts
04-02-2009, 04:29 AM
pick up a lonely desperate guy in a bar take him home, and just right before you fuck, shoot yourself in the face. This does run the risk of turning into a necrophilia type situation

Brad
04-02-2009, 04:30 AM
a;322093']That's fucking cool!
and thanks, haahah.

Right now I have no immediate desire to kill myself.
I have a suicide pact with a mate though, so if he decides it's over tonight, then I'm bound to at least attempt with him. It's out of my control now. I find it kind of exciting, actually.

lol if i know me
then you will be dead within the next 6 months
easily

BLACKCOCKLOVER
04-02-2009, 04:33 AM
a;321981']Who has tried what?
I just posted in a thread about your "ideal" suicide method but it made me think.
I can tell you my ideal way, but when it comes down to it, when you're in that moment and you've just crashed from manic into depression. When there is nothing left and you just want out, whatever means possible. That's when I will totally forget about my "ideal" way. I'll grab whatever is closest.
Usually though, these methods don't work, cause usually the most accessible ways are overdose (whether on medication or recreational drugs) or cutting. At least in my circumstance.

Honestlt though, I've tried to kill myself that many times and I always end up still alive in the morning. It's almost getting ridiculous, and I'm past being put into a mental institution every couple of months.
You would think nearly three grams of Seroquil (an anti-psychotic) would be enough. I just slept for 78 hours and had a ridiculously, dangerously high rate of beats per minute.
Despite that, I'll still tell you my ideal way.
I would cut down both arteries on my wrists just before hanging myself from the highest point in my school that is visible to nearly the entire school, and directly above an entrance to the COLA (or alternatively, above a busy shopping centre or off an overpass). That way my blood would be dripping onto the people below, and I would traumatise max amount of unsuspecting teenagers before the emergency services arrived to cut me down.

Or OD at a party and just slowly die sitting on the lounge or somewhere. First I would tell everyone I was heaps out of it and enjoying myself, so they would only notice I was dead when I started turning blue. Inevitably, the person that discovered I had in fact died would scream, get everyones attention and therefore, again, max amount of people traumatised.

... I obvs spend way too much time thinking about this.
Nevertheless, thoughts?


LOL emo schoolkids hahaha. :facepalm:

BLACKCOCKLOVER
04-02-2009, 04:34 AM
Get a dose of black dick love. It will make your life worth living.

ants in my poptarts
04-02-2009, 04:36 AM
Or maybe suicide by enormous black cock?

Steal_Everything
04-02-2009, 04:37 AM
Crash a plane into a building.

ants in my poptarts
04-02-2009, 04:38 AM
Crash a plane into a building.

or even better, you and the person you have a pact with crash planes into each other in mid air

PuttinOnTheRitz
04-02-2009, 04:40 AM
If I lived in australia I would want to kill myself too. :(

Steal_Everything
04-02-2009, 04:42 AM
Or maybe suicide by enormous black cock?

http://www.2guys1horse.com/

ants in my poptarts
04-02-2009, 04:44 AM
http://www.2guys1horse.com/

yea like that

AtrainV
04-02-2009, 05:51 AM
A suicide pact is about the dumbest thing I have ever heard of.

PirateJoe
04-02-2009, 06:38 AM
You're not suicidal, you're an attention whore. You're life is probably pretty damn good, but pretty damn good isn't exciting or controversial enough for you, so you manufacture drama for yourself in the get-rich-quick scheme of the attention whoring world: attempted suicide. What you need to do is take a step back and come to terms with what a massive tool you are. You need to fix whatever stupid daddy issues you have that make you think that whatever watered-down degrassi shit you're going through is worth even thinking about suicide.

If you actually want to die, then fucking do it. Get a gun, or go find a tall building, and do it right. Suicide is not complicated. Otherwise, stfu, and stop putting your friends and family through all this anguish.

Brad
04-02-2009, 06:44 AM
im not an emo school kid

i just get bored really easily

and often wonder what its like when your dead

im always keen for an adventure

ants in my poptarts
04-02-2009, 06:45 AM
a;321981']Who has tried what?
I just posted in a thread about your "ideal" suicide method but it made me think.
I can tell you my ideal way, but when it comes down to it, when you're in that moment and you've just crashed from manic into depression. When there is nothing left and you just want out, whatever means possible. That's when I will totally forget about my "ideal" way. I'll grab whatever is closest.
Usually though, these methods don't work, cause usually the most accessible ways are overdose (whether on medication or recreational drugs) or cutting. At least in my circumstance.

Honestlt though, I've tried to kill myself that many times and I always end up still alive in the morning. It's almost getting ridiculous, and I'm past being put into a mental institution every couple of months.
You would think nearly three grams of Seroquil (an anti-psychotic) would be enough. I just slept for 78 hours and had a ridiculously, dangerously high rate of beats per minute.
Despite that, I'll still tell you my ideal way.
I would cut down both arteries on my wrists just before hanging myself from the highest point in my school that is visible to nearly the entire school, and directly above an entrance to the COLA (or alternatively, above a busy shopping centre or off an overpass). That way my blood would be dripping onto the people below, and I would traumatise max amount of unsuspecting teenagers before the emergency services arrived to cut me down.

Or OD at a party and just slowly die sitting on the lounge or somewhere. First I would tell everyone I was heaps out of it and enjoying myself, so they would only notice I was dead when I started turning blue. Inevitably, the person that discovered I had in fact died would scream, get everyones attention and therefore, again, max amount of people traumatised.

... I obvs spend way too much time thinking about this.
Nevertheless, thoughts?

if your gonna kill yourself sleep with me first?

Necro[keely]a
04-02-2009, 07:29 AM
lol if i know me
then you will be dead within the next 6 months
easily

Same goes baby.
but we're not drinking bleach next time -_-

http://www.2guys1horse.com/

Ahah, I have already seen this like ten thousand times.

im not an emo school kid

i just get bored really easily

and often wonder what its like when your dead

im always keen for an adventure

Bullshit.
Don't try and convince zokleters you're not an emotional wreck.
but I see what you mean. I wonder the same thing.

Necro[keely]a
04-02-2009, 07:35 AM
You're not suicidal, you're an attention whore. You're life is probably pretty damn good, but pretty damn good isn't exciting or controversial enough for you, so you manufacture drama for yourself in the get-rich-quick scheme of the attention whoring world: attempted suicide. What you need to do is take a step back and come to terms with what a massive tool you are. You need to fix whatever stupid daddy issues you have that make you think that whatever watered-down degrassi shit you're going through is worth even thinking about suicide.

If you actually want to die, then fucking do it. Get a gun, or go find a tall building, and do it right. Suicide is not complicated. Otherwise, stfu, and stop putting your friends and family through all this anguish.

Thank you for proving your ignorance.
It doesn't take a fucking horrible 'oh my god I was raped as a child and all my family members were murdered' style life to be suicidal, depressed, or have a legitimate mental illness.
I can assure you I'm not manufacturing drama for myself, if I was doing that, I would post this on myspaz so my mates would read it, not interwebzz nerds from the other side of the world.

And for the record, jumping off a tall building/cliff doesn't always work. Speaking from experience the only way I could guarantee myself death would be with your proposed firearms method, which are notoriously hard to access in Australia.
Get me a gun and I'll splatter my fucking brains all over your face, faggot. But don't come in here and try and justify my reasons, of which you know nothing about.

Mirana
04-02-2009, 08:28 AM
The best part is, you sound enough like a fag that under your circumstances everyone benefits.

rabbitweed
04-02-2009, 08:51 AM
I like you Necro. Even if you are a degenerate I can't quite comprehend. You seem like a nice person.

Have you tried meds? I'll be willing to help you out if you want, I was often suicidal until I started living better through chemistry. 'course we can't guarantee it'd work for you, but look at your options and make some informed decisions.

I may sound like a boring old fucker (21, therefore ancient!), but suicide pacts and overdosing is not a smart way to go.

Necro[keely]a
04-02-2009, 09:07 AM
I like you Necro. Even if you are a degenerate I can't quite comprehend. You seem like a nice person.

Have you tried meds? I'll be willing to help you out if you want, I was often suicidal until I started living better through chemistry. 'course we can't guarantee it'd work for you, but look at your options and make some informed decisions.

I may sound like a boring old fucker (21, therefore ancient!), but suicide pacts and overdosing is not a smart way to go.

I've tried every fucking med I have access to, luls.
and I've tried drinking methylated spirits, jumping off a cliff, throwing myself in front of cars, overdose on recreational drugs. I am indestructible!

and understandably, not a smart way to go.
But why is everyone against suicide pacts?

rabbitweed
04-02-2009, 09:09 AM
a;323038']I've tried every fucking med I have access to, luls.

Which have been what, exactly?

I'm no pharmacologist, but I take a vested interest in antidepressants.

Necro[keely]a
04-02-2009, 09:16 AM
Which have been what, exactly?

I'm no pharmacologist, but I take a vested interest in antidepressants.

Zoloft, Prozac (Fluoxetine) - antidepressants.
Zyprexa (Olanzopine), Seroquil, Risperidone - anti-psychotics.
Epilem - mood stabilisers.

and then the obvs ones, Panadine Forte, various sleeping pills including forms of/and Valium.

rabbitweed
04-02-2009, 09:21 AM
a;323058']Zoloft, Prozac (Fluoxetine) - antidepressants.
Zyprexa (Olanzopine), Seroquil, Risperidone - anti-psychotics.
Epilem - mood stabilisers.

and then the obvs ones, Panadine Forte, various sleeping pills including forms of/and Valium.

what's zoloft?

did you take them for the specified time period?

BLACKCOCKLOVER
04-02-2009, 09:27 AM
Rabbitweed - Stop e-hitting on her. Shes trolling.

Necro[keely]a
04-02-2009, 09:27 AM
what's zoloft?

did you take them for the specified time period?

I'm not sure exactly, it was the first anti-depressant I was put on. Apparently it's not supposed to be given to anyone under 20 though, so my GP fucked up.
and yeah, I took all of them for a couple of months at least.

I'm still on Epilem and Risperidone.
They don't do shit though. Ugh. They're not even good for overdosing on. I've tried every one and I always just wake up in a hospital perfectly alive.

BLACKCOCKLOVER
04-02-2009, 09:29 AM
Take a black dick thatll make you happy.

Necro[keely]a
04-02-2009, 09:35 AM
Rabbitweed - Stop e-hitting on her. Shes trolling.

Haahah! YOU telling someone else that they're trolling?
Fucking luls.

BLACKCOCKLOVER
04-02-2009, 09:45 AM
a;323090']Haahah! YOU telling someone else that they're trolling?
Fucking luls.

Trolling is attention seeking which is what your doing. Your not suicidal at all your just a dumb 13 year old attention whore

Necro[keely]a
04-02-2009, 09:56 AM
Trolling is attention seeking which is what your doing. Your not suicidal at all your just a dumb 13 year old attention whore

ffs, I'm nearly eighteen.
And you would have no idea whether I'm suicidal or not, which is beside the point anyway, considering I already stated that right now, no, I am not suicidal. I'm just curious as to who has tried which methods etc.

SHANE14
04-02-2009, 10:00 AM
You're not suicidal, you're an attention whore. You're life is probably pretty damn good, but pretty damn good isn't exciting or controversial enough for you, so you manufacture drama for yourself in the get-rich-quick scheme of the attention whoring world: attempted suicide. What you need to do is take a step back and come to terms with what a massive tool you are. You need to fix whatever stupid daddy issues you have that make you think that whatever watered-down degrassi shit you're going through is worth even thinking about suicide.

If you actually want to die, then fucking do it. Get a gun, or go find a tall building, and do it right. Suicide is not complicated. Otherwise, stfu, and stop putting your friends and family through all this anguish.

To be honest I actually agree with a lot of this.
Keely, don't kill yourself, not yet adleast, your still young, theres much more fun to be had. I know life can get pretty depressing but suck it up, you could be a lot worse off, what will you get out of dying? well fucking who knows but its a fucking waste of the only opportunity you'll get. Yeah, go nuts kill yourself when your older and have real problems, I'll probably end up doing it myself, but yeah I just think its fucking stupid at this age, live your life, do stupid shit and don't give a shit, do what you want, just don't kill yourself

SHANE14
04-02-2009, 10:02 AM
a;323116']ffs, I'm nearly eighteen.
And you would have no idea whether I'm suicidal or not, which is beside the point anyway, considering I already stated that right now, no, I am not suicidal. I'm just curious as to who has tried which methods etc.

haha, let it go man

PuttinOnTheRitz
04-02-2009, 10:09 AM
a;322776']


I'll splatter my fucking brains all over your face

a;323038']I've tried drinking methylated spirits, jumping off a cliff, throwing myself in front of cars, overdose on recreational drugs. I am indestructible!



1)I'd like to see this. :thumbsup:

2)No, you just fail. :thumbsdown:

Slave of the Beast
04-02-2009, 10:24 AM
a;321981']Who has tried what?

If they respond to your question, then obviously nothing that has worked.

ysr2096
04-02-2009, 10:25 AM
a;322093']That's fucking cool!
and thanks, haahah.

Right now I have no immediate desire to kill myself.
I have a suicide pact with a mate though, so if he decides it's over tonight, then I'm bound to at least attempt with him. It's out of my control now. I find it kind of exciting, actually.

I hope he 'decides it's over' soon. The sooner the better, and you better not screw it up. :mad:

Slave of the Beast
04-02-2009, 10:40 AM
Inert gas asphyxia is pretty cool.

The feeling of suffocation is due to the buildup of carbon dioxide, not the lack of oxygen, so if you wear a mask connected to a tank of inert gas (nitrogen would work), you'll die painlessly.

a;322776']Speaking from experience the only way I could guarantee myself death would be with your proposed firearms method, which are notoriously hard to access in Australia.

a;323038'] I am indestructible!

In practical terms NaiveMonarch has given you the best response in this thread so far. Even the most angsty teen will quickly die in a 0% oxygen atmosphere.

Get a small ntirogen gas cylinder, an oxygen (lol) mask, hook up A to B, stick the mask on your face, open the nitro' cylinder valve and away you float.

Syphilis
04-02-2009, 11:00 AM
I suppose you could always pull a fake gun on some police and get them to shoot you.

Not that Australian police seem to be very trigger-happy.

If you're ever in my part of Australia, we could always try out death by sex. I've never done that before. Not that I can see how sex could kill you, but it would be pretty hilarious. After all, sex with Syphilis normally hurts you. (Oh, there's my lame pun for the day.) Sure beats dying naturally.

Zyklon
04-02-2009, 12:42 PM
Best way: BIG bag over head, like a bin liner, not a small one, you go unconscious after about 20 minutes, so a clear bag would be useful, play some computer games and listen to music while you wait, important thing is you go unconscious before you feel any discomfort..

It is actually meant to feel really good, like orgasm good, some people do it for the thrill, obviously with someone to cut them out when they pass out.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autoerotic_asphyxiation

So my ideal one would be that but with no one to cut you out, plus a bit of drink and drugs as well wouldn't hurt.

Brad
04-02-2009, 12:54 PM
a;323038']I've tried every fucking med I have access to, luls.
and I've tried drinking methylated spirits, jumping off a cliff, throwing myself in front of cars, overdose on recreational drugs. I am indestructible!

and understandably, not a smart way to go.
But why is everyone against suicide pacts?


as indestructible as you think you are
i am atleast 10x more indestructible
and you are affected for the next few days
where however i am affected for the next day and only that normally
and obviously my epicness of drinking bleach on sunday is extremely epic and better than metho
my throat is still a tad tender


also fuck you to everyone who assumes that its attention whoring
its not as if we are posting on a forum saying im so depressed and whining about our problems
and its not as if were posting saying omg im going to kill myself tonight
its not a desperate plea for attention, its more of a question and just wanting some feedback

beergoggles
04-02-2009, 01:09 PM
Back when I was a junkie I tried to OD numerous times. No matter how many tranquilizers, booze, and dope I would take, I would ALWAYS wake up in the morning.

I wouldn't do any of that shit anymore now that I'm not using. It just got really tiring to live my life just to score and shoot up :(

Necro[keely]a
04-02-2009, 02:19 PM
as indestructible as you think you are
i am atleast 10x more indestructible
and you are affected for the next few days
where however i am affected for the next day and only that normally
and obviously my epicness of drinking bleach on sunday is extremely epic and better than metho
my throat is still a tad tender


also fuck you to everyone who assumes that its attention whoring
its not as if we are posting on a forum saying im so depressed and whining about our problems
and its not as if were posting saying omg im going to kill myself tonight
its not a desperate plea for attention, its more of a question and just wanting some feedback

T'is true. Also; I get put into psych wards, you don't.
Defs win on your part.

and this@the second part of your post.
Besides, you and I both know that if we were really going to kill ourselves, zoklet would be the last to know. Until they got the video of it, course.
Clearly, this is uncharacteristically not at all attention seeking.

Genesis93
04-02-2009, 02:40 PM
foolish emo, suicide pact? wtf "haha lets both kill our selves that ill be a laugh" jesus christ man, hopefully the idiot gene will die with you

Comrade Jokke
04-02-2009, 09:58 PM
I've given some thoughts to this and when/if I kill myself I would go for gas, get a couple of 50/l of argon/nitrogen/co2 and air tighten the room, open the valves and pop some pills

/life.

rabbitweed
04-02-2009, 11:24 PM
a;323077']I'm not sure exactly, it was the first anti-depressant I was put on. Apparently it's not supposed to be given to anyone under 20 though, so my GP fucked up.
and yeah, I took all of them for a couple of months at least.

I'm still on Epilem and Risperidone.
They don't do shit though. Ugh. They're not even good for overdosing on. I've tried every one and I always just wake up in a hospital perfectly alive.

Well, I'm out of ideas, except try different meds, and maybe take more, and just keep going to a doctor until they FUCKING FIX YOU :mad:

I dunno, my mentalness was obviously just some kind of biological thing, because counselling/behaviour therapy didn't work, changing my life situation didn't work, yet I start popping some little pills and I'm normal.

Still, I vote for you staying alive. Try and keep life simple, and dream up an awesome future (ie don't drop out and go to 'tafe' like every other deadbeat australian:mad:).

rabbitweed
04-02-2009, 11:25 PM
oh, and my preferred suicide method remains flying a light aircraft into a ZANU-PF rally.

I'd just need to be good enough to hit Mugabe.

Kilyke
04-02-2009, 11:49 PM
How the heck does jumping off a cliff *not* work? Did you at least break some bones?

Actor
04-03-2009, 12:07 AM
In practical terms NaiveMonarch has given you the best response in this thread so far. Even the most angsty teen will quickly die in a 0% oxygen atmosphere.

Get a small ntirogen gas cylinder, an oxygen (lol) mask, hook up A to B, stick the mask on your face, open the nitro' cylinder valve and away you float.

Thats a good one right there. Only it would be better to use nitrous oxide so you can end your life on a "high" note. :D
Also, if you don't want then to think you killed yourself they could think you were trying to get messed and accidentaly killed yourself.

Brad
04-03-2009, 12:27 AM
foolish emo, suicide pact? wtf "haha lets both kill our selves that ill be a laugh" jesus christ man, hopefully the idiot gene will die with you

wow and hopefully the close minded useless not understanding pathetic 40 yr old virgin gene will die with you

PirateJoe
04-03-2009, 12:42 AM
wow and hopefully the close minded useless not understanding pathetic 40 yr old virgin gene will die with you

Not engaging in some juvenile suicide pact == 40 year old close minded virgin? Great logic.

yawanur
04-03-2009, 12:47 AM
Definitely jump out of a plane over the ocean with no parachute, with chunks of caesium and fracium attached all over me, as much as I could fit on. Human bomb doing a swan dive!

or

Extract a lethal dose of THC from a couple of pounds of Northern Lights or some crazy strain, then inject to be the first person to OD from the nuggies.

Necro- What's the point of a suicide pact? Just to confuse people when they're trying to figure out wtf happened?

And if someone could figure out how to make a hole in their own head, temple to temple, then have their arm going through it so it looked like you punched through your skull, that would replace the bomb-dive as my method of choice.

Necro[keely]a
04-03-2009, 12:55 AM
.

Necro- What's the point of a suicide pact? Just to confuse people when they're trying to figure out wtf happened?



No. We both get upset when the other makes an attempt and we only find out the next day that they're in hospital. But we realise it's really hard to think to call the other person and let them know beforehand. So instead we call them a couple of hours earlier, and make it a joint attempt.
If we call other people, they'll just try to talk us out of it and be annoying, so we made the pact.

How the heck does jumping off a cliff *not* work? Did you at least break some bones?

Ehh, nah. My boyfriend figured out where I had gone a little too early, and I was being fucking stupid and hesitating. So I was standing on the edge, hesitating and thinking about where to leave my notes so someone would find them, and suddenly two massive guys my boyfriend had recruited grabbed me and pulled me back over the fence and put me in Nick's car.
:facepalm:
I'm quite embarrassed really, I didn't even hear them coming.

ants in my poptarts
04-03-2009, 01:10 AM
Quick question, whats the motivation behind suicide?

Lysergic Rain
04-03-2009, 01:10 AM
Pretty sure that Seppuku is the only way anyone should ever commit suicide ever.

But seriously, just suffocate on helium. You won't get that gasping for air feeling, you'll just slowly fall asleep and never wake up. Plus, helium is cheap and easily available.

nuclearrabbit
04-03-2009, 01:13 AM
Lock your elbows in a door frame. Stick each hand on the side of your head. Lean forward. Leverage is amazing.

Cause of death: crushed own skull.

Necro[keely]a
04-03-2009, 01:17 AM
Quick question, whats the motivation behind suicide?

Srsly?
There is a myriad of reasons, different for each person.
I couldn't possibly answer such a broad question.

Pretty sure that Seppuku is the only way anyone should ever commit suicide ever.


Seppuku?
I know that only as the name of a band. Explain it to me?

ants in my poptarts
04-03-2009, 01:21 AM
a;325418']Srsly?
There is a myriad of reasons, different for each person.
I couldn't possibly answer such a broad question.



Seppuku?
I know that only as the name of a band. Explain it to me?

ok whats your motivation?

seppuku is the way samuri would commit suicide. They would disembowl themselves

Oral B
04-03-2009, 01:23 AM
I'd still fuck your dead body Necrokeelya, so i dont really care what you do, just post pics.

Lysergic Rain
04-03-2009, 01:23 AM
a;325418']Srsly?
Seppuku?
I know that only as the name of a band. Explain it to me?

http://www.lib.washington.edu/media/new/images/dvd/sept/harakiri.jpg

Necro[keely]a
04-03-2009, 01:32 AM
ok whats your motivation?

seppuku is the way samuri would commit suicide. They would disembowl themselves

Okay, that's still really hard to answer.
I guess it just doesn't seem worth it. Everything I do offends someone, and isn't good enough for someone else. It gets to that point where you wonder what people would actually do.
I go to school, and every fucking day I get asked why I'm alive, why I haven't killed myself yet etc etc.

And I, as you probs know, have Bipolar Affective Disorder and Borderline Personality Disorder. I can't even explain what it's like.
My impulses drive all my friends away, because I'm always doing something dangerous on impulse, and they can't control me. I fuck up the best things I have because I get an impulse to do something else.
I'll post something I wrote on what it's like to be manic/depressive one day soon in a new thread.
I guess I just would rather end my life than spend it in a psych ward with no friends to visit me, a mother that can barely look at me because I've tried to stab her that many times when she's called the cops on me, a brother that is watching his older sister slowly destroy herself and their relationship.

I sound like such an attention seeking loser, but honestly, that's not even half of it.
The other stuff I would just rather not make THAT public. Especially not when I have mates on here.

ants in my poptarts
04-03-2009, 01:36 AM
a;325470']Okay, that's still really hard to answer.
I guess it just doesn't seem worth it. Everything I do offends someone, and isn't good enough for someone else. It gets to that point where you wonder what people would actually do.
I go to school, and every fucking day I get asked why I'm alive, why I haven't killed myself yet etc etc.

And I, as you probs know, have Bipolar Affective Disorder and Borderline Personality Disorder. I can't even explain what it's like.
My impulses drive all my friends away, because I'm always doing something dangerous on impulse, and they can't control me. I fuck up the best things I have because I get an impulse to do something else.
I'll post something I wrote on what it's like to be manic/depressive one day soon in a new thread.
I guess I just would rather end my life than spend it in a psych ward with no friends to visit me, a mother that can barely look at me because I've tried to stab her that many times when she's called the cops on me, a brother that is watching his older sister slowly destroy herself and their relationship.

I sound like such an attention seeking loser, but honestly, that's not even half of it.
The other stuff I would just rather not make THAT public. Especially not when I have mates on here.


well good luck with your problems but i still dont think suicide is a better alterative

Steal_Everything
04-03-2009, 05:08 AM
a;325470']
I sound like such an attention seeking loser, but honestly, that's not even half of it.
The other stuff I would just rather not make THAT public. Especially not when I have mates on here.

At least you realize.

Gantz Graf
04-03-2009, 05:28 AM
Ask HandOfZek. He has experience instructing girls to kill themselves while hypocritically failing to correct his own sorry existence.

Marijuanasaurus
04-03-2009, 05:29 AM
bash your head on the sidewalk. points if your head explodes:thumbsup:

Nero
04-03-2009, 05:31 AM
Far out OP, you try a little too hard sometimes.

Necro[keely]a
04-03-2009, 05:37 AM
What exactly am I trying hard to do?
I asked a legitimate question about preferred suicide methods, in a hypothetical 'if you were to kill yourself' way.

Nero
04-03-2009, 05:51 AM
a;326239']What exactly am I trying hard to do?
I asked a legitimate question about preferred suicide methods, in a hypothetical 'if you were to kill yourself' way.

It's just the kind of ideas you have, like saying you want to "traumatize as many people as possible." It just seems kind of pretentious and immature.

Kind of like you're one of those 14 year old Slipknot fans.

Necro[keely]a
04-03-2009, 05:58 AM
:facepalm:
Oh god. That was so insulting.

It's not just traumatising people per se, it's particular people.
When you get told to kill yourself every day at school, it brings a certain amount of satisfaction thinking about what they would do if I were to actually do it, let alone in front of them.

Nero
04-03-2009, 06:20 AM
a;326314']:facepalm:
Oh god. That was so insulting.

It's not just traumatising people per se, it's particular people.
When you get told to kill yourself every day at school, it brings a certain amount of satisfaction thinking about what they would do if I were to actually do it, let alone in front of them.

Fuck yeah, lets get back at the world by killing ourselves. Badass. :thumbsup:

Anyway, I think the fact that you've "attempted" to kill yourself so many times, kind of screams "attention whore" more so than "suicidal". If you really wanted to kill yourself, you'd fucking succeed. It's easy you see, because the person you're trying to kill isn't going to fight back. End of fucking story.

Animal Farm Pig
04-03-2009, 07:09 AM
Buy a fuckload of ice. Get in the bath tub. Close the drain. Fill the bath tub with ice, covering yourself. Add cold water. Die of hypothermia.

Necro[keely]a
04-03-2009, 07:12 AM
Buy a fuckload of ice. Get in the bath tub. Close the drain. Fill the bath tub with ice, covering yourself. Add cold water. Die of hypothermia.

What's it like?
Painful, or do you go into thermal shock too quickly?

Animal Farm Pig
04-03-2009, 07:18 AM
a;326536']What's it like?
Painful, or do you go into thermal shock too quickly?

Never tried it. I imagine it would be cold as fuck.

This method has the virtue of not requiring anything special; ice is cheap and readily available in civilized countries. It also leaves a pretty corpse. If it were a long enough time until the body were discovered, the cause of death would be a bit of a mystery-- just a person in a bath tub full of water...

Mcnugget2698
04-03-2009, 07:38 AM
I read this whole thread, and this brad faggot and necro cunt are fucking annoying, you should both shut the fuck up and do it already, you have more than enough legitimate advice in this thread to kill yourselves 5 times. Seriously, I'd love to smack the shit out of both of you if I ever had the opportunity in real life. Then throw you off the fucking cliff cause apparently you're both too pathetic and worthless to even kill yourselves. EPIC FAIL.

Necro[keely]a
04-03-2009, 07:49 AM
ffs, both of us have said we're not suicidal.
Note my original post did not say "I want to kill myself, how do I do it?"
It said "How would you kill yourself if you did it?"

You say you read the whole thread and yet you still managed to miss the point, now who has epic fail.

GatorWarrior
04-03-2009, 07:57 AM
Step 1. Sign up for sky diving lessons
Step 2. Get a friend to film it
Step 3. Replace parachute with anvil
Step 4. Jump out of plane, preferably over a play ground
Step 5. Pull rip cord, when anvil comes out, hold up a "Uh oh" sign wiley coyote style
Step 6. Assume the flying kick position
Step 7. Hopefully hit a small child

Steal_Everything
04-03-2009, 09:19 AM
a;326661']ffs, both of us have said we're not suicidal.
Note my original post did not say "I want to kill myself, how do I do it?"
It said "How would you kill yourself if you did it?"

You say you read the whole thread and yet you still managed to miss the point, now who has epic fail.

Sorry for jumping to conclusions. The psycho girl that recently had her "worst nightmare" come true that is in and out of mental institutions and on and off of prescription meds creates a thread about suicide methods and we ASSUMED she was suicidal.

Seriously, go be an attention whore somewhere else. No wonder everyone at your school tells you to kill yourself. You really should take their advice.

SilkySmooth
04-04-2009, 12:21 PM
I've heard that the helium method is supposed to be the easiest and most peaceful way to commit suicide... if you only consider the person who is killing themselves that is. When you take into consideration the whole range of people suicide affects though then any suicide method will cause pain and anguish for that person's friends and family.

I could never bring myself to commit suicide (or self- harm for that matter) because I wouldn't want to hurt my loved ones. Although she is much more stable now, my sister has BPD, has had bouts of anorexia, has attempted suicide and her arms are covered in scars from self harming... and although I'll always love her regardless it was really frustrating to see how it upset my mother in particular. She would blame herself for it and think that she had been a bad mother, which just isn't true at all! It's one of the reasons why I strive to take good care of myself and do well in life... I'd rather the people I care about feel proud of me than worried about me!

Moreover, and although I realise this isn't likely to be thought about in the heat of the moment for a suicidal person, ending your life means ending all chances of ever feeling pleasure again. I couldn't give that up myself.

(NB. I'm not trying to slate Necro here, I'm just talking generally. :thumbsup:)

SilkySmooth
04-04-2009, 12:27 PM
a;322776']And for the record, jumping off a tall building/cliff doesn't always work.

True. I volunteer at a psychiatric hospital and one of our patients once tried to kill himself by jumping off a cliff (after taking an overdose), and he managed to survive! He did break his legs though.

SHANE14
04-04-2009, 12:47 PM
I've heard that the helium method is supposed to be the easiest and most peaceful way to commit suicide... if you only consider the person who is killing themselves that is. When you take into consideration the whole range of people suicide affects though then any suicide method will cause pain and anguish for that person's friends and family.

I could never bring myself to commit suicide (or self- harm for that matter) because I wouldn't want to hurt my loved ones. Although she is much more stable now, my sister has BPD, has had bouts of anorexia, has attempted suicide and her arms are covered in scars from self harming... and although I'll always love her regardless it was really frustrating to see how it upset my mother in particular. She would blame herself for it and think that she had been a bad mother, which just isn't true at all! It's one of the reasons why I strive to take good care of myself and do well in life... I'd rather the people I care about feel proud of me than worried about me!

Moreover, and although I realise this isn't likely to be thought about in the heat of the moment for a suicidal person, ending your life means ending all chances of ever feeling pleasure again. I couldn't give that up myself.

(NB. I'm not trying to slate Necro here, I'm just talking generally. :thumbsup:)

:thumbsup:

Death Snuggle
04-04-2009, 10:06 PM
The best possible way to off yourself would be to take shit ton of drugs that suppress your CNS while drinking a shit ton of liquor. You'll need to prep a zip tie with a whole in the end and have that attached to a piece of rope or chain that you can get your neck in on your tiptoes. As soon as you think you're about to pass the fuck out, put it around you neck and pass the fuck out. One *zip* later and a few minutes, you'll be gone and no one could help you even if the found you. If you use a basic noose, they can be loosened by someone without a knife or scissors.

Retard Synrdome
04-04-2009, 10:20 PM
Chop your boner off.

Bensozia
04-06-2009, 09:53 PM
Personally I used a crossbow but since I had no dart to load it, I used a knife and aimed at my heart.
Unfortunately for my haters, the knife has been partially blocked by my coasts so I just managed to tear my heart open but I didn't pierce my artery.

Otherwise, I suggest jumping off from a 7 story building or higher, results guaranteed.

If you want to use poison, Mother Nature has all what you need:

- aconite: very quick death if the root is ingested
- deadly nightshade: unless you have a heart condition, atropine is a very potent albeit slow poison, the more berries you eat, the more sure you are to die. Not to mention deadly nightshade's berries look like black cherries and taste very sweet.
- death cap and destroying angel : 2 mushrooms that cause inevitable death if not treated within 2 days after consumption
- greater hemlock : Socrates death sentence was to drink a whole cup of hemlock concentrate. It worked.

GatorWarrior
04-06-2009, 10:09 PM
Personally I used a crossbow but since I had no dart to load it, I used a knife and aimed at my heart.
Unfortunately for my haters, the knife has been partially blocked by my coasts so I just managed to tear my heart open but I didn't pierce my artery.

Otherwise, I suggest jumping off from a 7 story building or higher, results guaranteed.

If you want to use poison, Mother Nature has all what you need:

- aconite: very quick death if the root is ingested
- deadly nightshade: unless you have a heart condition, atropine is a very potent albeit slow poison, the more berries you eat, the more sure you are to die. Not to mention deadly nightshade's berries look like black cherries and taste very sweet.
- death cap and destroying angel : 2 mushrooms that cause inevitable death if not treated within 2 days after consumption
- greater hemlock : Socrates death sentence was to drink a whole cup of hemlock concentrate. It worked.
You're my fuckin hero.
Most badass way to kill yourself, and you're still living!
:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

The Phreak
04-06-2009, 10:38 PM
you dont wanna die if you did, you would be dead at this moment

Johnny
04-08-2009, 07:23 AM
a;321981']Who has tried what?
I just posted in a thread about your "ideal" suicide method but it made me think.
I can tell you my ideal way, but when it comes down to it, when you're in that moment and you've just crashed from manic into depression. When there is nothing left and you just want out, whatever means possible. That's when I will totally forget about my "ideal" way. I'll grab whatever is closest.
Usually though, these methods don't work, cause usually the most accessible ways are overdose (whether on medication or recreational drugs) or cutting. At least in my circumstance.

Honestlt though, I've tried to kill myself that many times and I always end up still alive in the morning. It's almost getting ridiculous, and I'm past being put into a mental institution every couple of months.
You would think nearly three grams of Seroquil (an anti-psychotic) would be enough. I just slept for 78 hours and had a ridiculously, dangerously high rate of beats per minute.
Despite that, I'll still tell you my ideal way.
I would cut down both arteries on my wrists just before hanging myself from the highest point in my school that is visible to nearly the entire school, and directly above an entrance to the COLA (or alternatively, above a busy shopping centre or off an overpass). That way my blood would be dripping onto the people below, and I would traumatise max amount of unsuspecting teenagers before the emergency services arrived to cut me down.

Or OD at a party and just slowly die sitting on the lounge or somewhere. First I would tell everyone I was heaps out of it and enjoying myself, so they would only notice I was dead when I started turning blue. Inevitably, the person that discovered I had in fact died would scream, get everyones attention and therefore, again, max amount of people traumatised.

... I obvs spend way too much time thinking about this.
Nevertheless, thoughts?

It's pretty hilarious that both your methods involve getting attention in some way.

Naffy
04-08-2009, 09:23 AM
stuff car exhaust.. Seal car.. steal a motorbike, and set up fishing wire.. and see if you can decapitate yourself going 100+

do it, DO IT NOW.

Necro[keely]a
04-08-2009, 09:27 AM
stuff car exhaust.. Seal car.. steal a motorbike, and set up fishing wire.. and see if you can decapitate yourself going 100+

do it, DO IT NOW.

I don't know how to drive :(
and wasn't asking for ways to kill myself, more a 'how would you do it' kind of open question.

Miaow
04-09-2009, 02:41 PM
If I were going to do it, I would probably go with drowning myself.
Or possibly the carbon monoxide hose in the exhaust method.

komokazi
04-12-2009, 05:50 AM
What a fucking pussy. Suicide is for pussies.

Butcher
04-12-2009, 05:54 AM
I would try and make it look like murder and frame someone I hate.

Bensozia
04-12-2009, 11:50 AM
What a fucking pussy. Suicide is for pussies.

Says the one who fears death...

Euliyae
04-12-2009, 02:12 PM
If you're feeling particularly bitter and vindictive and want to take people out with you, jump of an overpass in the rain.
Or just go lie on train tracks and wait. Bring a book.

Necro's Mother
04-12-2009, 02:51 PM
Keely Victoria Snow, this is your mother! Stop this behavior immediately! I don't know what you're thinking! When your father told me about this, I was so shocked I had to see for myself. You are a sick little girl, and should not be allowed on the Internet, it is giving you bad ideas such as this! Go to your room!

Also, what would you like for breakfast tomorrow honey?
Love Mum

yawanur
04-12-2009, 07:12 PM
Keely Victoria Snow, this is your mother! Stop this behavior immediately! I don't know what you're thinking! When your father told me about this, I was so shocked I had to see for myself. You are a sick little girl, and should not be allowed on the Internet, it is giving you bad ideas such as this! Go to your room!

Also, what would you like for breakfast tomorrow honey?
Love Mum

That was mildly entertaining!

Actor
04-12-2009, 07:19 PM
What a fucking pussy. Suicide is for pussies.

You go do it then if even pussies can do it. :D

vehicularmanslaughter
04-12-2009, 07:57 PM
antifreeze has ethylene glycol in it, which converts to oxalic acid after being ingested. it generally damages the kidneys to the point of failure and leads to death. antifreeze is very sweet (aka easy to drink), which is why so many animals eat it, and it is very toxic, which is why these animals tend to die. it also gets you fucked up in a way similar to drinking ethanol aka feelings of euphoria and drunkenness.

Never tried it. I imagine it would be cold as fuck.

This method has the virtue of not requiring anything special; ice is cheap and readily available in civilized countries. It also leaves a pretty corpse. If it were a long enough time until the body were discovered, the cause of death would be a bit of a mystery-- just a person in a bath tub full of water...

really? do you REALLY think a bathtub full of ice would be cold?
it would be incredibly painful, but i can't say for how long. i can't imagine you being conscious for too long though.
and i doubt it would leave a "pretty" corpse, considering your body would soak up a lot of water.
oh yeah, and i don't think it would be a very big mystery, considering you would most likely drown unless you propped yourself up in such a way that you wouldn't slide down into the tub after losing consciousness.

What a fucking pussy. Suicide is for pussies.

people who kill themselves are usually pussies, but not all of them.
some people who have killed themselves did so with a mental strength greater than you could ever imagine. they have detached themselves from the ropes and chains of society, family, and friends. they have taken complete control over their own lives, thus granting themselves the ultimate and undeniable freedom that no living human being will ever know.

Young Meth
04-12-2009, 08:42 PM
What a fucking pussy. Suicide is for pussies.

Any old person can just keep living in discontent!

Necro[keely]a
04-13-2009, 07:32 AM
Keely Victoria Snow, this is your mother! Stop this behavior immediately! I don't know what you're thinking! When your father told me about this, I was so shocked I had to see for myself. You are a sick little girl, and should not be allowed on the Internet, it is giving you bad ideas such as this! Go to your room!

Also, what would you like for breakfast tomorrow honey?
Love Mum

Lulululul.
This is entertaining and amusing.
cred to whoever it is that made the account.
But protip: I don't live with my mum, so she wouldn't be asking me what I would like for breakfast. A better one would be 'Also, when is our next family therapy session honey?' cause that's pretty much the only time I see her these days, :(


people who kill themselves are usually pussies, but not all of them.
some people who have killed themselves did so with a mental strength greater than you could ever imagine. they have detached themselves from the ropes and chains of society, family, and friends. they have taken complete control over their own lives, thus granting themselves the ultimate and undeniable freedom that no living human being will ever know.

This.

JustJizzn'
04-13-2009, 08:00 AM
Theres some good methods here!
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

never
04-15-2009, 02:50 AM
Seriously, chase a bottle of ambien with a bottle of vodka. Most painless way to go anyhow.

fux0rz
04-15-2009, 02:54 AM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113627/

watch, learn, imitated

princessnoodles
04-15-2009, 03:10 AM
Get a dose of black dick love. It will make your life worth living.

It works for a while, then they turn into submissive little bitches, but hey it might work.

im not an emo school kid

i just get bored really easily

and often wonder what its like when your dead

im always keen for an adventure


i love you brad.



a;323116']ffs, I'm nearly eighteen.
And you would have no idea whether I'm suicidal or not, which is beside the point anyway, considering I already stated that right now, no, I am not suicidal. I'm just curious as to who has tried which methods etc.

Your aren't 18 until next year, stop exagerating.

a;323511']
Besides, you and I both know that if we were really going to kill ourselves, zoklet would be the last to know. Until they got the video of it, course.
Clearly, this is uncharacteristically not at all attention seeking.

I would tell Zoklet for you.

If i were to kill myself it would have to be overly dramatic i want people to fucking remember me.
slit you wrists and throat and any other part of your body you feel like slashing, tie a rope around your legs, jump off the harbor bridge (over the road part) and bleed out onto cars.
:D
pretty blood everywhere+news coverage=:)

or drug overdose.
go out feel awesome.



and for the record, i am not suicidal, and i have no intention of killing myself, just suggestion methods.
xxx

FON
04-16-2009, 01:37 AM
Whenever I contemplate suicide I read threads like these...They somehow make me feel better. Although PirateJoes post on the 1st page just made me think about it even more.

Eternal sleep..What more could one ask for??? It sounds so damn pleasant.

EDIT: but yeah. im too pussy to actually do it...maybe if i can one day find a gun.

vehicularmanslaughter
04-16-2009, 03:30 AM
you know what i hate? those douchebags who jump off the SIDE of the golden gate bridge.
why would you do that? you're going to die, why the FUCK wouldn't you climb up to the very top of a tower and jump? if you're really lucky, you might even land on the bridge itself, causing a massive traffic jam and you could potentially scar an entire family of asian tourists.

DJ Meaty Cheeks
04-16-2009, 04:41 AM
If you want something that'll work just get a gun, or if you live where there are draconian gun laws, steal a gun, its not like you'll have to worry about the consequences after you waste yourself. Back when I was really depressed I tried to drink myself to death, but fail. Now that I have guns I can't afford to wallow in self-pity & suicidal thoughts because hey, gun, blam, dead. I've found enough to live for anyway.

KevinLoveIsMyHero
04-17-2009, 09:26 AM
[QUOTE=Bensozia;340743]Personally I used a crossbow but since I had no dart to load it, I used a knife and aimed at my heart.
Unfortunately for my haters, the knife has been partially blocked by my coasts so I just managed to tear my heart open but I didn't pierce my artery.

Dude if you really did that you're awesome.

sexualjesus
04-17-2009, 09:35 AM
wtf is with this thread, first thing is 40% of people who kill themselves tell there psychiastrists a week beforehand, i told my shrink that and then said i often think about shooting myself in the head so every week she asks if i bought a gun yet (she jokes about it because i live in a nazi country that believes guns kill people)

overdose on fucking drugs, get really high rite before you die, ive seen a couple video's of some cunt killing himself with opiates over webcam and if i had to go it would be sitting there, freaking out that ill nod off and never wake up.

also gun, because theres less ways to fuck up, put it to your head and pull the trigger, if it doesnt work the first time pull it again before you end your shitty worthless "go through life like a zombie" lifestyle.

people who dont have emotions have balls, because they dont think before they do, take a shittonne of ssri's and just watch tv untill your not thinking, then stab yourself in the throat randomly while smokeing a joint, take some pain killers and do it again enjoying the pain and the fact that your masochistic mind is enjoying air comeing out a different hole.

KevinLoveIsMyHero
04-17-2009, 10:59 AM
wtf is with this thread, first thing is 40% of people who kill themselves tell there psychiastrists a week beforehand, i told my shrink that and then said i often think about shooting myself in the head so every week she asks if i bought a gun yet (she jokes about it because i live in a nazi country that believes guns kill people)

overdose on fucking drugs, get really high rite before you die, ive seen a couple video's of some cunt killing himself with opiates over webcam and if i had to go it would be sitting there, freaking out that ill nod off and never wake up.

also gun, because theres less ways to fuck up, put it to your head and pull the trigger, if it doesnt work the first time pull it again before you end your shitty worthless "go through life like a zombie" lifestyle.

people who dont have emotions have balls, because they dont think before they do, take a shittonne of ssri's and just watch tv untill your not thinking, then stab yourself in the throat randomly while smokeing a joint, take some pain killers and do it again enjoying the pain and the fact that your masochistic mind is enjoying air comeing out a different hole.

haha you see a shrink pussy emo fag

TwinkleTits
04-17-2009, 03:15 PM
A heroin overdose would by far be the best. Its like a fun way to die. To kick it up a notch you could jump off a big cliff while stoned off your face. Why the fuck not? You'd get to skydive before you died. Anyone who cuts their wrists, hangs themselves, shoots themselves is a retard because they're missing out on loads of fun.

Necro[keely]a
04-17-2009, 11:31 PM
A heroin overdose would by far be the best. Its like a fun way to die. To kick it up a notch you could jump off a big cliff while stoned off your face. Why the fuck not? You'd get to skydive before you died. Anyone who cuts their wrists, hangs themselves, shoots themselves is a retard because they're missing out on loads of fun.

I was thinking about this the other day, and it occurred to me, Heroin and Morphine are both derived from poppy seeds yeah? And Morphine thins your blood, as does rat poison and a lot of other drugs made from the poppy seeds.
Wouldn't that mean that if you overdosed on Heroin, it would thin your blood to the extent that when someone found you, there would be blood coming out of your orifices? Mouth, nose, ears etc.
Mang, that would suck to be the person that had to clean it up.

TwinkleTits
04-17-2009, 11:41 PM
a;387985']I was thinking about this the other day, and it occurred to me, Heroin and Morphine are both derived from poppy seeds yeah? And Morphine thins your blood, as does rat poison and a lot of other drugs made from the poppy seeds.
Wouldn't that mean that if you overdosed on Heroin, it would thin your blood to the extent that when someone found you, there would be blood coming out of your orifices? Mouth, nose, ears etc.
Mang, that would suck to be the person that had to clean it up.

Jesus I dunno but that would be quite the spectacle. I know a couple of people that OD's one of them was even clinically dead for a few minutes. They both say you start nodding so much you just nod yourself to death. Like going to sleep.

RosettaStoned
04-18-2009, 12:01 AM
To all the people who say they wanna traumatize people, you really just come off as some attention seeking fuck. If I was to kill myself, I'd want it to be as peaceful as possible. You're looking for a better way, and if you feel like shit, wouldn't you not want other people to feel like that.

I don't know, depression = self hatred for me at least. Werd.

Ivy Mike
04-18-2009, 12:19 AM
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/5e/Fire_Window_Fall.gif

THIS IS IMPORTANT GODDAMNIT
04-18-2009, 12:47 AM
YOU HAVENT GOT THE YARBLES :mad:

THIS IS IMPORTANT GODDAMNIT
04-18-2009, 12:59 AM
Also, I was on lsd one time, and I saw this bottle of like carpet cleaner and a had overwhelming urges to drink it.

YOU could be the one who drank it!

poast-bortem!
04-18-2009, 01:02 AM
bullet to the brain

DJ Meaty Cheeks
04-18-2009, 01:04 AM
http://bitsandpieces1.blogspot.com/2007/10/how-to-rip-your-own-head-off.html

Travis Bickle
04-18-2009, 02:30 AM
Tie a rope around your penis and jump from a tree.

Actor
04-18-2009, 02:44 AM
YEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!! ^ :eek:

fux0rz
04-18-2009, 02:54 AM
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/5e/Fire_Window_Fall.gif

:thumbsup:

Tunicate
04-18-2009, 03:08 AM
you dont wanna die if you did, you would be dead at this moment

this.