Dead body disposal?

[Savino]

Not that I have one, or would ever come into possesion of such a thing, but realistically what could one do to get rid of a body, so there would never be a trace of said body again? I dont wanna hear no bullshit about no pig farm, or super acid, but something a random idiot could do with some effort.

[13579]

Throw the body and the murder weapon into a blast furnace, or a molten metal of some kind.

[OneSadisticFucker]

Put the body through a wood chipper then wash the waste down a sewer drain.

[Dickhead]

Project it at 11.2km/s toward space.

[jbshl1]

Wear gloves + hat + disposable clothing
Get the body to a safe location
Burn the body
Cut off: hands + feet + head
Cut off: Legs + Arms
File off: pads of fingers
Knock in: teeth
Leave all parts in an acid bath
Burn parts again
Put each part in a separate bag: hands (separately); feet (separately); legs (separately);
arms (separately); head; torso.
Put acid and bleach into each bag
Put 5 bricks into each bag
Seal the bags
Bury hands + feet + head at least 6 feet under the earth in an unpopulated area off +
away from all paths at least 5 miles apart.
Sink torso + arms + legs into lakes in an unpopulated area off + away from all paths at
least 5 miles apart.
Burn gloves + clothes + hat + dispose of the ashes (bury them or throw them into a
lake ? away from the body parts)
Note that these steps are for ideal situations: they take time and can be shortened if time is
a problem: burning the body once is probably enough and the acid bath is not truly necessary. However, if you do want to do a thorough job, I'd recommend that you do them all - just to be sure.

[The Atmoic Fishy]

simple thermite
and here is how i justify it
it is simple the recipes are easy to find online and materials are also easily acquired (at least were i live) in the required amounts for this job
procedure:
1) dig a 6'5'' x 3 x 3 pit ( or proper size for your victim just be sure u are a foot deeper than the person is thick and 6 inches wider than the person is)
2)cover body in three layers 2inch black powder then 2 inch thermite then 3 inch black thermite ( thermite black powder mix 3/2)
3)cover slightly in a layer of dirt
4) light the body
5) uncover body and check for remains when done burning
6) if any thing remains cover in gas and light the thermite and black powder would destroy all identifiable feature and the gas if there are any remains will destroy the rest beyond recognition if the body some how survived

[bHotep420(aka Riley Esco)]

I dunno about a pig farm but I know of something at a horse farm. I dunno what it is, but I knows some people who live on a farm who, during the winter, have this mixture of cow shit and some hay(or some shit) buried under the ground. Now this stuff mixes together and after a while, starts to grow reaaaal hot. Then they open the mess up and put in a dead "horse" carcass and *poof* the poohay eats it right up.

True story.