Are you allowed to advertise your site here?

[Zok Jr.]

How about spamming the URL? What about having a thanks party thread here to promote your website, is this allowed?

Because I have been seeing it a lot just wondering.

[zuperxtreme]

Nope, not allowed. You've been around long enough to know that.

[Xlite]

People do what people wanna.

[Zok Jr.]

Nope, not allowed. You've been around long enough to know that.

Whats this then?
http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=163988
:confused:

[My Mom Is Dead]

That was posted in LOL, Internet--a forum specifically for posting links to websites. The content of that thread is following all rules.
Thanks are being administered for quality raps, buttholes, and generally witty comments.

Why you mad, bro? Can't think of anything funny to say, and too hetero to post your butthole?

[Zok Jr.]

Yeah I'm going to start putting my URL's in every post and give a half assed post to thinly veil it as not being spam but it is glaringly obvious it is.

[zuperxtreme]

11 fucking pages. What's got you butthurt?

[Zok Jr.]

11 fucking pages. What's got you butthurt?

11 pages?

I'm not butthurt, just want equal treatment, if people can spam their site here, why can't I?

[Zok Jr.]

Its not just the thanks party he posts a link to his site in like every thread, even though 99% of the time it is off topic and unrelated to the discussion at hand.

apparently its alright though so I'm going to start spamming my url's off topic and make a thanks party thread to promote it.

[Zok Jr.]

HEY GUIZE http://tinyurl.com/74hdj7y http://tinyurl.com/74hdj7y http://tinyurl.com/74hdj7y
yo yo this is a really shitty rap i made up
to cover up the fact that this is a thanks party
not trying really hard but its ok
damn this shit doesn't even rhyme
visit my website PLEASE i really need the traffic
check it out http://tinyurl.com/74hdj7y yo
http://tinyurl.com/74hdj7y
http://tinyurl.com/74hdj7y
http://tinyurl.com/74hdj7y
http://tinyurl.com/74hdj7y
http://tinyurl.com/74hdj7y

[zuperxtreme]

It's not alright. I'm saying there's 11 pages of shit to wade through, point me to a few of his posts, I'll tell him to stfu with it and that's that.

Why must everyone be so childish?

(and no, I can't monitor EVERY thread and EVERY post)

[Oral B]

:facepalm:
Don't you see the "Your ad could go here! Contact us for details" an inch above your OP?

[My Mom Is Dead]

Its not just the thanks party he posts a link to his site in like every thread, even though 99% of the time it is off topic and unrelated to the discussion at hand.

apparently its alright though so I'm going to start spamming my url's off topic and make a thanks party thread to promote it.

Somebody better get this man a peanut butthurt and jelly sandwhich PRONTO. He's about to die of a MAD overdose.
If you want, whenever we figure out a contest, you can enter and possibly win a BHL "Butthole Beer" to drink away the pain.

http://buttholeladies.com/images/101_0291.JPG

[-SpectraL]

Let the punks enjoy their thread. What harm does it do you, and why do you have to benefit in some way from it? Let sleeping dogs lie, you little shit-disturber.

[Rizopas]

Somebody better get this man a peanut butthurt and jelly sandwhich PRONTO. He's about to die of a MAD overdose.
If you want, whenever we figure out a contest, you can enter and possibly win a BHL "Butthole Beer" to drink away the pain.

http://buttholeladies.com/images/101_0291.JPG

It's funny because theres an expression here that goes more or less "up the ass", which is used when getting wasted... add Butthole beer and it's kinda funny. To me at least.

[My Mom Is Dead]

It's funny because theres an expression here that goes more or less "up the ass", which is used when getting wasted... add Butthole beer and it's kinda funny. To me at least.

It's brewed with just a touch of carbonation, so it doesn't burn your colon if you decide to buttchug it. Added with your observation, there's all sorts of fucked plays on terminology and shit.
:thumbsup::cool::thumbsup:

[My Mom Is Dead]

Kids today know nothing about beer. It's kinda sad in a way.

What does that even mean? I'm literally making this stuff in my closet. Commanding the sciences of brewing in my very home. You're telling me, a practitioner of homebrewing art, that I don't know beer?

You're a nut, bro. I think you just like saying shit for saying shit's sake. :)

[Xlite]

Spam!

[poast-bortem!]

The BHL thread isn't a thanks party by any means, as we really really don't give a shit about thanks or zoklet in general, thanking people in there is more lulz than anything because we know it causes massive butthurt for people like yourself, but the REAL reason lots of people get thanked in that thread is because that thread is fucking hilarious, everything in it is pure gold. To think that we made up the idea for a rap group, made videos and wrote TONS of material for it, going as far as trying to get the community to participate in our creativity in for return for thanks and offering out our custom made beer on the subject to people who win our contests, only so we could have a thanks party, is pretty fucking stupid on your part, you have to admit.

I knew it was only a matter of time before somebody like you started crying, that thread is so repulsively titanic that it's only natural that it have it's fair share of haters, but what you gotta realize is we thrive on haters. All you've accomplished by this thread is making yourself out to be a petty buttwet snitch who cares about shit as insignificant as thanks. Anyone who's frequented that thread in the past year knows it's the shit, even panthrax admitted he thinks we're funny after saying we're the most despicable excuse for a band on the planet.

I think the OP's problem is he doesn't know what we're all about.

Here guy, just watch our video. ;)

www.buttholeladies.com

[Zok Jr.]

The BHL thread isn't a thanks party by any means, as we really really don't give a shit about thanks or zoklet in general, thanking people in there is more lulz than anything because we know it causes massive butthurt for people like yourself, but the REAL reason lots of people get thanked in that thread is because that thread is fucking hilarious, everything in it is pure gold. To think that we made up the idea for a rap group, made videos and wrote TONS of material for it, going as far as trying to get the community to participate in our creativity in for return for thanks and offering out our custom made beer on the subject to people who win our contests, only so we could have a thanks party, is pretty fucking stupid on your part, you have to admit.

I knew it was only a matter of time before somebody like you started crying, that thread is so repulsively titanic that it's only natural that it have it's fair share of haters, but what you gotta realize is we thrive on haters. All you've accomplished by this thread is making yourself out to be a petty buttwet snitch who cares about shit as insignificant as thanks. Anyone who's frequented that thread in the past year knows it's the shit, even panthrax admitted he thinks we're funny after saying we're the most despicable excuse for a band on the planet.

I think the OP's problem is he doesn't know what we're all about.

Here guy, just watch our video. ;)

www.buttholeladies.com

Nope. I'm pretty sure you're a spammer. Call it whatever you want its not even about your thanks party thread, but the fact that you post the link in tons of threads where it I'd completely off topic which is considered spam. Nothing personal against you but shit like this bothers me, I have plenty of sites I'd love to promote on zoklet but rules are rules.

[Heavy Lifter]

Why stop at your own signature? Let's fully commericalise Zoklet... I would like to begin by offering my signature for letting to the highest bidder. And, as a value added bonus, I promise to make a witty, on-topic comment from time to time.

[My Mom Is Dead]

Nope. I'm pretty sure you're a spammer. Call it whatever you want its not even about your thanks party thread, but the fact that you post the link in tons of threads where it I'd completely off topic which is considered spam. Nothing personal against you but shit like this bothers me, I have plenty of sites I'd love to promote on zoklet but rules are rules.

Post a website in LOL iNternet. If it comes off as such a hit as the BHL, you might be the next new Zoklet trend. More likely you've already tried, and people just laugh you off the radar. BHL thrive on haters, just like you. Way to feed the trend, champ.

Why stop at your own signature? Let's fully commericalise Zoklet... I would like to begin by offering my signature for letting to the highest bidder. And, as a value added bonus, I promise to make a witty, on-topic comment from time to time.

Current highest offer is me. I will pay you zero dollars to rep the Butthole Ladies. I understand the seller's right to refuse service, and considering the controversial subject matter, I can also understand why you personally might refuse.
Thanks for considering promoting them.

[Zok Jr.]

Post a website in LOL iNternet. If it comes off as such a hit as the BHL, you might be the next new Zoklet trend. More likely you've already tried, and people just laugh you off the radar. BHL thrive on haters, just like you. Way to feed the trend, champ.


:facepalm: you're gay

[Zok Jr.]

By spamming your url here you are literally stealing from zok, taking food off of his plate, after all he has done for you providing this awesome site and all. It's shameful, you should be ashamed.

[Heavy Lifter]

Current highest offer is me. I will pay you zero dollars to rep the Butthole Ladies. I understand the seller's right to refuse service, and considering the controversial subject matter, I can also understand why you personally might refuse.

Sorry, you've already been outbid.

__________________________________________________ _

Fix your rectal widening issues and prevent spillage in one easy step: www.buttplugs.com/xl

[iMagiNation]

I advertise my website in my signature. If that's now allowed, well then FUCK THIS PLACE. But it is. So...WELL, FUCK THIS PLACE. Seriously check out my uberly under-maintained website with a bunch of tit fucking randomly awesome articles that are missing links and pictures and formatting? well I guess its not too bad anymore. but honestly. I've never seen a website with such pwning content and such lazy administration as my own little POS repository on the web outside of totse...oh. I guess that is where I learned to not give a fuck and do nothing and still get everything I could want because knowledge is power.

Also, fuck SEO. It's all about FEO. That is, FUCK EXTERNAL OBJECTIVITY.

Your reality, is my caek.

the truth is content is king, or rather emperor, because the emperor god king has no clothes because his number is 666 and mister crowley is a beast. understand this.

[Zok Jr.]

I advertise my website in my signature. If that's now allowed, well then FUCK THIS PLACE. But it is. So...WELL, FUCK THIS PLACE. Seriously check out my uberly under-maintained website with a bunch of tit fucking randomly awesome articles that are missing links and pictures and formatting? well I guess its not too bad anymore. but honestly. I've never seen a website with such pwning content and such lazy administration as my own little POS repository on the web outside of totse...oh. I guess that is where I learned to not give a fuck and do nothing and still get everything I could want because knowledge is power.

Also, fuck SEO. It's all about FEO. That is, FUCK EXTERNAL OBJECTIVITY.

Your reality, is my caek.

the truth is content is king, or rather emperor, because the emperor god king has no clothes because his number is 666 and mister crowley is a beast. understand this.
And I would actually visit your website in your sig. Actually I will right now, just because you didn't spam it. Till this day I have never clicked on poasts url just because he spams the shit out of it everywhere and I dont want to give him the satisfaction of doubling their traffic by me clicking on it.

['Ed Rush]

Thanks for making this thread OP. I'll have to check out www.buttholeladies.com

[Zok Jr.]

http://i.imgur.com/pPnqH.png

LOL I forgot I have this mud farmer on ignore! How are you doing? What, speak up?

[p6867]

HEY GUIZE http://tinyurl.com/74hdj7y http://tinyurl.com/74hdj7y http://tinyurl.com/74hdj7y
yo yo this is a really shitty rap i made up
to cover up the fact that this is a thanks party
not trying really hard but its ok
damn this shit doesn't even rhyme
visit my website PLEASE i really need the traffic
check it out http://tinyurl.com/74hdj7y yo
http://tinyurl.com/74hdj7y
http://tinyurl.com/74hdj7y
http://tinyurl.com/74hdj7y
http://tinyurl.com/74hdj7y
http://tinyurl.com/74hdj7y

I've never used the word butthurt before, but i think the creators of the term were time travelers who brought the word back to us so that when our future faces were present rocked by the amount of butthurt in this post, we would have a term for it.

[Zok Jr.]

I've never used the word butthurt before, but i think the creators of the term were time travelers who brought the word back to us so that when our future faces were present rocked by the amount of butthurt in this post, we would have a term for it.

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

Seriously though, how could I be butthurt? Or hurt in any way? Do you really think words on a screen can physically or emotionally harm someone?

['Ed Rush]

Do you really think words on a screen can physically or emotionally harm someone?

http://i.imgur.com/pPnqH.png

LOL I forgot I have this mud farmer on ignore!

:facepalm:

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

they're just a couple of guys obsessed with buttholes, wats the big deal here?

[Zok Jr.]

they're just a couple of guys obsessed with buttholes, wats the big deal here?

I don't care what they do in their own time but when their spam starts to affect my zoklet experience is when it becomes a problem.

[poast-bortem!]

By spamming your url here you are literally stealing from zok, taking food off of his plate, after all he has done for you...

Lol, shut the fuck up dude. Seriously, that's gotta be the lamest post I've ever seen. I hope you know massive kiss ass posts like this won't get zok's attn or help your plight towards modship. Your claim that this "truly brothers" you is bullshit and a little unfair seeing how BHL doesn't bust you out in regards to all the unfunny utter shit posts you make in an attempt to stand out. Protip: Don't bother putting effort into standing out until you actually have something worth repping, otherwise you just look like a mediocre try hard. Our thread is so long and glorious for a reason, because we're funny and original. Instead of hatin', maybe you should just put your ear to the streets and try to learn a thing or two.

As for us link spamming, nobody seems to mind but you bro. We've actually received countless compliments on our content thus far and ideas for things we could do in the future. Several users and even mods have posted their buttholes, where's your butthole, thats what I wanna know? You shook? See, you gotta understand, everyone else has embraced the butthole ladies because we bring the lulz, moderators even going so far as to archive our thread. If us gettng more attention and acceptance than you hurts I'm sorry but we're just doing our own thing. The reason we fly under the radar so well is because we're a non profit organization, all the lulz generated from the spamming of our website www.buttholeladies.com go right back into the community man, we're just trying to make people laugh, not promote some piece of shit site with a goal in mind, we're like zoklet's life support, oh, and all buttholes go to butthole bears memorial service which should be held on the 84th of next month, at that one place we don't talk about. Yeah, buttholin' aint easy I'll tell ya what, but if we all just MIND OUR OWN BUSINESS then I think we can live happily ever after.

[Charles Manson]

11 pages?

I'm not butthurt, just want equal treatment, if people can spam their site here, why can't I?

thats not spam you fucking queen, thats art.

[poast-bortem!]

thats not spam you fucking queen, thats art.

Thank god for that! Word up, seriously. OP fails to realize the spamming of his shit site would only be annoying because any site he makes would be just more of the same unfunny try hard garbage that he posts here all day long, if anything he's the one who should be punished for spamming. Meanwhile, in regards to the wild, free thinking real talk nature of BHL, the people have spoken and the general consensus is they want more, so, as thankless (lol) public servants in the midst of buttwet and jelly haters, all we can do is trudge on, searching more WIDE than far, in search of the ghettoest cardedest lulz the market has to offer, and all because, we're in it to win it bro, you can't keep a good butthole down, and if you can't relate to that, you're obviously ignant about your own nips and should seek mental evaluation immediately.

[Zok Jr.]

ITT: Zok Jr bites off more than he can chew and ponders the best way to "get out of it".

heh

Not really just looking for reactions and I got them, delicious tears.

[Charles Manson]

Not really just looking for reactions and I got them, delicious tears.

I bet you would suck zoks dick in an instant...

zok junior??

more liek cock consumer

['Ed Rush]

ITT: Zok Jr bites off more than he can chew and ponders the best way to "get out of it".

heh

Yea, this lame thread sure back fired for him. Nb4 he claims it was all trolling. He realized he's getting humiliated so he made this thread here: www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=221025 Trying to find out when the only person that ever found his bullshit amusing is coming back.

[My Mom Is Dead]

Man, Zok Jr. is just digging his butthurt hole deeper and deeper with every post. He's so mad he makes Dfg and SpectraL look mild mannered.

Commentary ensues:

By spamming your url here you are literally stealing from zok, taking food off of his plate, after all he has done for you providing this awesome site and all. It's shameful, you should be ashamed.
LOLWTFBBQ???
You serious, bro? You MAD, bro?? BRO??? I lol'd heartily.
We're instigating communication and content.
We ARE his plate.

Seriously though, how could I be butthurt? Or hurt in any way? Do you really think words on a screen can physically or emotionally harm someone?
Then why you so mad, bro?
Emotionally invested in this website enough to one-man-army against a thread that's providing nonstop lulz to this community. If you don't like it, ignore us.
If the BHL could be stopped by haters, YOU would in fact be a detriment by being so butthurt over their contributions. The thread is supplying content to a website that died in 2007. The internet is NOT srys bsns, and if you can't catch a laugh with us, you're doin it wrong.

I don't care what they do in their own time but when their spam starts to affect my zoklet experience is when it becomes a problem.
The world doesn't revolve around you, poser. The Zoklet Experience is just as much a part of BHL as BHL is a part of Zoklet. It's one and the same now, and always was. BHL is something phonies can't relate to, and that's what Zoklet was from day one.
Why would the management here want to flex on its community interacting and enjoying themselves? I know they've done it before, but things have mellowed out a lot and it seems like this website is finally looking like it has a chance to fulfill its own purpose.

Though few, there seems to be a couple people in power around here that actually enjoy helping this place make positive progress.

Your backseat modding opinions are outdated, homie.

[Charles Manson]

Thank god for that! Word up, seriously.

that shit was fucking funny, its like u guys are drunk and on speed hahahaaa i like her tits, i forgot about herrrr......

<3

lol


SMALL DICK TRACY!!! lulz

[Zok Jr.]

I'm not the one writing furious 1000 word posts that you spent 3 days writing lol who is the mad one here??

:youmad:

[poast-bortem!]

Not really just looking for reactions and I got them, delicious tears.

Cool story bro. If I made a thread snitchin' while I was a ass kissin' WHILE attempting to strive to retire to maybe one day legitimately start frontin' on BHL, I would act like it was all some shitty troll as well. Yeah you're sooo above how badly we're running a minor train thru you, tell us more lololol

[My Mom Is Dead]

Do you really think words on a screen can physically or emotionally harm someone?
I don't care what they do in their own time but when their spam starts to affect my zoklet experience is when it becomes a problem.

I thought it was just words on a screen? Confirmed troll.

[My Mom Is Dead]

I'm not the one writing furious 1000 word posts that you spent 3 days writing lol who is the mad one here??

:youmad:

1000 word posts take about three minutes to type up, sorry you're too Sp'Ed to pump out anything of substance in under three days.

[-SpectraL]

You're never going to mod on Zoklet, little Zok. You're just too childish and shallow. Maybe in 5 or so years when you grow up... I dunno.

['Ed Rush]

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/1848/opshouse.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/36/opshouse.jpg/)

[-SpectraL]

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/1848/opshouse.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/36/opshouse.jpg/)That kid looks like he doesn't even really want the cake and had just shrugged his shoulders seconds before the pic was taken. Thankless kids these days. Utterly thankless.

[poast-bortem!]

Looks like the OP put his try card panties on got more than he buttholed for. Watch him delete this thread or just avoid it in general, he doesn't have a lot of options considering the forum lynchin' BHL pack mentality has set in. He could tell he was about to get seriously butt raped if he didn't gtfo.

Can we get a mod to merge this thread with the BHL thread? Now THAT would be lulz, just imagine the look on Zok Jr.s face when he sees that the mods have blatantly dissed him while validatin' our awesomeness yet again. I'd fap. But, this piece of shit thread's worthiness is definitely in question, I mean, it's only redeeming quality is how badly the OP is gettin his butthole handled to him, is that worth setting in stone? Immortalizing in the last thread on zoklet that's bringin' it? Hard to say. I'll just leave the idea out there, if anyone wants to pretend it's a kite and run with it I say dooooo it.

[-SpectraL]

He can't delete the thread. I made sure nobody can if there are other members' contributions in it.

[Zok Jr.]

Cool story bro. If I made a thread snitchin' while I was a ass kissin' WHILE attempting to strive to retire to maybe one day legitimately start frontin' on BHL, I would act like it was all some shitty troll as well. Yeah you're sooo above how badly we're running a minor train thru you, tell us more lololol

1000 word posts take about three minutes to type up, sorry you're too Sp'Ed to pump out anything of substance in under three days.

You're never going to mod on Zoklet, little Zok. You're just too childish and shallow. Maybe in 5 or so years when you grow up... I dunno.

Looks like the OP put his try card panties on got more than he buttholed for. Watch him delete this thread or just avoid it in general, he doesn't have a lot of options considering the forum lynchin' BHL pack mentality has set in. He could tell he was about to get seriously butt raped if he didn't gtfo.

Can we get a mod to merge this thread with the BHL thread? Now THAT would be lulz, just imagine the look on Zok Jr.s face when he sees that the mods have blatantly dissed him while validatin' our awesomeness yet again. I'd fap. But, this piece of shit thread's worthiness is definitely in question, I mean, it's only redeeming quality is how badly the OP is gettin his butthole handled to him, is that worth setting in stone? Immortalizing in the last thread on zoklet that's bringin' it? Hard to say. I'll just leave the idea out there, if anyone wants to pretend it's a kite and run with it I say dooooo it.

http://i.imgur.com/VSijc.gif

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

Somebody post their butthole plz

[poast-bortem!]

That's all you got zok jr, lol? Baller dude...? Fo realz tho we're not mad we're laughing at you. Biiiiig difference bRAH. How can you justify using that played out meme when this thread obviously shows that it is U who is MAD, you've been jelly of our gaygster phaggotry from day one, seriously tho you might have been able to save some face if you had stood your ground but this one note pony shit is just pathetic and no fun for anyone.

Should we all assume you recognize how stupid you are and have nothing relevant left to say?

[Zok Jr.]

It's ok, sssshhhh, its ok.

[-SpectraL]

Ok, guise. Stop it. You don't really want the poor guy to have to abandon his account and lurk, do you? He may yet have potential in the long run. Let's not throw that away on something as trivial as this.

[Zok Jr.]

wut?

[poast-bortem!]

Hey Zok Jr, like my new signature? Don't let it go to your head, it's temp lulz to keep the masses satisfied.

[zuperxtreme]

Alright. That's it.

Like I said, if a mod find that you're spamming a URL to promote the site or some shit, you'll probably be banned. Everyone in this thread has been warned.

/completed