Attack Bear

[ants in my poptarts]

Does anyone know if it would be possible to train a grizzly bear to protect my shit and not eat me? Could I train it like a dog?

[ArmsMerchant]

With all due respect, do you not realize what a spectacularly stupid idea this is?

Trained bears are usually blackies.

[crizzlE]

i would assume so there used to be bears in the circus...

[ants in my poptarts]

With all due respect, do you not realize what a spectacularly stupid idea this is?

Trained bears are usually blackies.

Why is this a stupid idea? No one is going to break into my house if they see a grizzly bear shitting in my front yard.

[xilikeeggs0]

That's a horrible idea. Bears are insanely aggressive. In zoos, the bears are fed vegetarian diets to make them less aggressive, but even then, they're some mean motherfuckers. You could easily get one to attack people, but good luck trying to get it to not attack you. Also, what happens when you want to invite friends over or have a bar-b-que?

[ants in my poptarts]

That's a horrible idea. Bears are insanely aggressive. In zoos, the bears are fed vegetarian diets to make them less aggressive, but even then, they're some mean motherfuckers. You could easily get one to attack people, but good luck trying to get it to not attack you. Also, what happens when you want to invite friends over or have a bar-b-que?

Well some dogs are too. What if you selectively bred bears the way dogs were to make them less agressive?

[Akagi]

I think you'd be better off training a monkey to restrain people.

[5024L]

Why is this a stupid idea? No one is going to break into my house if they see a grizzly bear shitting in my front yard.

This gave me the funniest mental picture. I could see a nigger going to break into some shit and sees a bear, then runs off. "A nigga der be a baar over der"

[Joe "Fuck Blacks "Pesci]

Retarded idea. You can only train bears to fucking dance , not attack.

[ants in my poptarts]

Retarded idea. You can only train bears to fucking dance , not attack.

See how far you can stick a power drill in your ear before you hit your brain.

[5024L]

Retarded idea. You can only train bears to fucking dance , not attack.

Said the guy who wants to train a tiger.

[Uriah Heep]

Retarded idea. You can only train bears to fucking dance , not attack.

Dance, Fight, whats the difference?

[xilikeeggs0]

Well some dogs are too. What if you selectively bred bears the way dogs were to make them less agressive?

I don't know. I'm by no means a bear expert, but I have a friend who works at a zoo, so I know a little bit.

You can't really compare dogs to bears, because dogs are domesticated, while even the most 'tame' bear is still wild and will eat you if you turn your back on it.

[reallystupidstuff]

Attack Narwhal > Attack Bear

[ants in my poptarts]

Attack Narwhal > Attack Bear


Go suck a dick aquaman. Faggot.

[NamelessNom4d]

You can train bears to attack and kill stuff:

http://www.ea.com.sg/redalert3/avatars/soviet/RedAlert3WarBear_avatar.jpg

:rolleyes:

[Joe "Fuck Blacks "Pesci]

Oh sure we can trust communist bears. I don't fucking think so. Damn those ruskies and their bear calvary.

[xxombie]

Definitely just feed the bear children until his blood lust grows.