The Zoklet Alt Family Tree

[Daily]

After years of observation and enforced enquiry, I reveal to you all - The Zoklet Alt Family Tree.

http://i.imgur.com/QZRyj.png

[L33tz]

lol

[Gun Lover]

Lol, one thing's for sure:

Greyfox = JFLC = elf

[L33tz]

not accurate tho

[888]

Useless chart is useless because it is deffinatly not accurate or funny . +1 for effort though :thumbsup:

[arleybob]

i am not felonious monk or jerome or ArmsMerchant

go suck a fat one, loser

[Darkhunter]

Lol I've never had an alt in my life on this board.

[arleybob]

I WAS PATRICK BATMAN

I should be higher in the list, at least higher than Jerome. This is fucking bullshit.

[L33tz]

yea list is gay if im not on it

[Daily]

anyone who gets mad is an alt

[arleybob]

I'm more betrayed than angry, I thought you would give me more credit than to be a spawn of Jerome.

[Darkhunter]

anyone who gets mad is an alt

But I'm not :mad:?

[DestroyedMatter]

god dammit put me on it!

[Zok Jr.]

Gay

[nostrilheimer]

"pill popper" is an alt of Dimgrunter's

[L33tz]

malcolm equis was an alt of Bin "Fuck Towers" Laden

[Darkhunter]

Ond is -SpectraL's son

[trrtchat]

http://tinychat.com/trrtchat - http://tinychat.com/trrtchat - http://tinychat.com/trrtchat

[Kinkou]

this chart is not tall enough to show me at the top.

[AoxomoxoA]

lulz...

[Darkhunter]

this chart is not tall enough to show me at the top.

Or wide enough to encompass your forehead.

[Lanny]

lol, snoopy is my grandfather.

[Sick Boy]

Yeah if I'm not in it it's a fail. Come one guys.

1337>PWP>turbo> sick boy>sickntired>trrtchat.


Duh.

[AoxomoxoA]

Yeah if I'm not in it it's a fail. Come one guys.

1337>PWP>turbo> sick boy>sickntired>trrtchat.


Duh.

Nobody gives a fuck about you.

[Sick Boy]

Nobody gives a fuck about you.

Some one is jelly. :grinblunt:

[sepht]

armsmerchant the crazy old guy in alaska is posing as a melodramatic tranny elf?

that just... explains a lot of thing actually

[Duke Zion]

Nobody gives a fuck about you.

Slag every post you make is anger hidden behind repressed homosexual tendencies

[iMagiNation]

I just find it funny that he took the time to do this.

[is all mememememe with me]

lol @ nobody having figured out my alts yet. tree is not accurate.

[Irukanji]

They are all of my Alts.

[psychomanthis]

Rofl, that's great.

[Tachosomoza]

All the leftists are SLIM? I don't think so. He's not that intelligent.

[Captain Falcon]

wot

[Myxomatosis]

How bored can you get? :rolleyes:

[komokazi]

Lulz

[Zok Jr.]

All the leftists are SLIM? I don't think so. He's not that intelligent.

That funny coming from the least intelligent person on this forum.

The dumber you are, the smarter you think you are.

[AngryOnion]

+1 good efffort:thumbsup:

[jerome]

I'm more betrayed than angry, I thought you would give me more credit than to be a spawn of Jerome.

even i was surprised at seeing that. not complaining though.

the colors make an even cooler effect Daily.

[TheBlackDalia]

Lol I've never had an alt in my life on this board.

THIS!

[TheBlackDalia]

The dumber you are, the smarter you think you are.

Yeah you would know. Loser.

[Zok Jr.]

Yeah you would know. Loser.

Still crying? lol
http://i.imgur.com/OmLxX.gif

And since you get upset so easily:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_piZV3gN2kKM/TIr9VmsYlrI/AAAAAAAADZU/WzESHd6Jzpo/s1600/bacon_koran.jpg

LOL

[Daily]

I just find it funny that he took the time to do this.

You're right, I spent 15 minutes doing this when I could have been doing something more productive like browsing Zoklet. You are so wise.

[Spacecase]

http://i40.tinypic.com/35i3x44.jpg

Pretty sure Ethan was here long before I.

[TheBlackDalia]

Still crying? lol
http://i.imgur.com/OmLxX.gif

And since you get upset so easily:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_piZV3gN2kKM/TIr9VmsYlrI/AAAAAAAADZU/WzESHd6Jzpo/s1600/bacon_koran.jpg

LOL

wow, you took the time to do all that hahaha. And no I never was crying, I think you were more so when I didn't answer your question the first time lol.

[Lanny]

Still crying? lol
http://i.imgur.com/OmLxX.gif

Real men aren't afraid of crying! (I will love you forever Jensen Ackles)

[Zok Jr.]

wow, you took the time to do all that hahaha. And no I never was crying, I think you were more so when I didn't answer your question the first time lol.
Took the time to do what? Post two images? Yeah I guess, about 1-2 seconds for each. Just because its hard for you to do doesn't mean it isn't hard for normal people.
Real men aren't afraid of crying! (I will love you forever Jensen Ackles)
U gay brah?

[Actor]

Were you on weed when you made that?

[Vizier]

You promised me you'd never reveal this.

[Tachosomoza]

How the hell am I related to Daily? I would have aborted that bitch.

[L33tz]

add jerome and darkhunter's kid to the tree.

[Vizier]

How the hell am I related to Daily? I would have aborted that bitch.

Shut up grandpa.

[Dionysus]

Were you on weed when you made that?

Lol at being "on" weed.

So am I an alt of Chi then? I could do worse I suppose. I don't get the logic behind armsmerchants genealogy however.

[Tachosomoza]

Shut up grandpa.

Ooooh, if this was 10 years ago you'd need an orthopedic surgery to take my foot from your ass.

[arleybob]

Now your legs don't work :lulz:

[Vizier]

Ooooh, if this was 10 years ago you'd need an orthopedic surgery to take my foot from your ass.

Impossible. You only have one eye so your sense of depth is fucked up and it's kind of hard to catch a nimble boy on a wheelchair.

[Tachosomoza]

My depth perception is pretty good, surprisingly

[TheBlackDalia]

How the hell am I related to Daily? I would have aborted that bitch.

ahahahaha I rofl'd so fucking hard!

[Duke Zion]

This tree is inaccurate, need corrections

[Lanny]

I don't get how people lose depth perception if they lose an eye. I do just fine if I have to keep one eye closed for some reason.

[Malice]

I don't get how people lose depth perception if they lose an eye. I do just fine if I have to keep one eye closed for some reason.

Rolf jizzed, jizzed Rolf?

[Vizier]

I don't get how people lose depth perception if they lose an eye. I do just fine if I have to keep one eye closed for some reason.

I'm sure you get used to it, but for something with stereoscopic vision you need to focus both eyes in order to get a correct sense of depth. Our vision isn't like cameras.

[Darkhunter]

THIS!

Hi StarWarsFan

[Captain Falcon]

Well, other depth cues like texture gradients help with the perception thing, but parallax is hugely important for accurate 3D perception.

[-SpectraL]

I feel like a great-great-great grandfather.

[Captain Falcon]

I feel like a great-great-great grandfather.

Wait, you aren't one already?

[AoxomoxoA]

Wait, you aren't one already?

http://i.qkme.me/CVm.jpg

[Captain Falcon]

http://i.qkme.me/CVm.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--u4rB9ivIJk/TbWTeHwcwiI/AAAAAAAAaks/eB28CS6IP5A/s1600/%25211beaners_scum.jpg

[AoxomoxoA]

http://wtfman.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/arab-lord-of-the-rings-291x350.jpg
YOU SPIC SPIC BEANER SPIC YOU BAD MAN MISTER SLAG


Shut the fuck up you filthy persian shit.

[Captain Falcon]

Shut the fuck up you filthy persian shit.

http://i.imgur.com/mvRSx.png

Shut the fuck up you filthy beaner shit

[AoxomoxoA]

http://i.imgur.com/mvRSx.png

Shut the fuck up you filthy beaner shit

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001564865/24579627_WHY_U_MAD_THO_answer_2_xlarge.jpeg

[Captain Falcon]

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001564865/24579627_WHY_U_MAD_THO_answer_2_xlarge.jpeg

Oh, look, it's Maradona, another beaner!

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/73/tumblr_ll5jn85O1N1qzocfz.gif

[TheBlackDalia]

Hi StarWarsFan

You're an idiot. :facepalm:

[Vizier]

1) BlackDalia is StarWarsFan

2) Maradona sucks dicks

3) Not all hispanics are mexicans

[TheBlackDalia]

1) BlackDalia is StarWarsFan

2) Maradona sucks dicks

3) Not all hispanics are mexicans



Vizier = dipshit how about that. Never was Starwarsfan never will be.:rolleyes:

What's with this assumption from you asspies anyway?

[Tachosomoza]

I don't recall Warsie being antisemitic.

[L33tz]

I don't recall Warsie being antisemitic.

you're such a faggot tach.

everything you do is related to your stupid ass political beliefs.

[Darkhunter]

You're an idiot. :facepalm:

You're black. At least I can change my stupidity instead of having a nigger brain like yourself SWF.

What's with this assumption from you asspies anyway?

You as SWF are the biggest aspie period in history, outside of Ond.

[Om Namah Shivaya]

I knew I was actually Admech this whole time.

I fucking knew it.

Also, I hope you're aware that the entire "family tree" intertwines, implying that all of the people on there are really just ONE person. Oh, wait. Except for Snoopy...

I give it a 1/10 for effort.

[Daily]

I knew I was actually Admech this whole time.

I fucking knew it.

Also, I hope you're aware that the entire "family tree" intertwines, implying that all of the people on there are really just ONE person. Oh, wait. Except for Snoopy...

Um, yes. I am aware. I'm the one who fucking made it. That's the whole fucking point. Just fucking...honestly. Fucking stop. The whole act. You're not fucking deep. You spend time with some lonely, bumbling Asian. I give you a 0.2/10 for shitty spiritual trolling.

[TheBlackDalia]

You're black. At least I can change my stupidity instead of having a nigger brain like yourself SWF.



You as SWF are the biggest aspie period in history, outside of Ond.

Seriously shut the fuck you goddamn troll. You're so fucking annoying it's not even funny.

You're a self loathing queer homosexual butt loving ass monger now how about that. I bet you, you like to suck your own fucking dick. You're just a loser fallowing everyone else and trying to put me down because you can't come up with anything better yourself now fuck off faggot.

[Darkhunter]

Seriously shut the fuck you goddamn troll. You're so fucking annoying it's not even funny.

You're a self loathing queer homosexual butt loving ass monger now how about that. I bet you, you like to suck your own fucking dick. You're just a loser fallowing everyone else and trying to put me down because you can't come up with anything better yourself now fuck off faggot.

:umadastada: I exposed you as StarWarsFan?

[TheBlackDalia]

:umadastada: I exposed you as StarWarsFan?

Exactly my point, you can't come up with anything better than that shit so now you're just being repetitive. No I'm not Starwarsfan. Is there anyway for you to actually prove that I ever was, no there isn't so piss off you fucking wanker. And no I'm not mad because I'm stating a point and I'm not mad because I never was StarWarsFan. Now prove it bitch or shut the fuck up for good.

[Darkhunter]

Exactly my point, you can't come up with anything better than that shit so now you're just being repetitive. No I'm not Starwarsfan. Is there anyway for you to actually prove that I ever was, no there isn't so piss off you fucking wanker. And no I'm not mad because I'm stating a point and I'm not mad because I never was StarWarsFan. Now prove it bitch or shut the fuck up for good.

You are so StarWarsFan

[Captain Falcon]

You are so StarWarsFan

lol, babydaddy

[Mantikore]

The image is 100% accurate.

[Darkhunter]

lol, babydaddy

:( Daddy

[Captain Falcon]

:( Daddy

How do you feel about Jerome aborting your child?

[TheBlackDalia]

You are so StarWarsFan

Quit trolling.

[Darkhunter]

How do you feel about Jerome aborting your child?

Oh. I feel good actually. No child support.

Quit trolling.

Not trolling StarWarsFan but you are

[TheBlackDalia]

Oh. I feel good actually. No child support.



Not trolling StarWarsFan but you are

You're a fucking loser since you can't come up with anything better than that. Stupid faggot.

[Irukanji]

Snoopy is -SpectraL's alt.

[Darkhunter]

You're a fucking loser since you can't come up with anything better than that. Stupid faggot.

Why are you so :mad: StarWarsFan?

[TheBlackDalia]

Why are you so :mad: StarWarsFan?

The failure is immense with this one I sense. :facepalm:

[Darkhunter]

The failure is immense with this one I sense. :facepalm:

Same old aspie jokes from out resident aspie nigger.

[TheBlackDalia]

Same old aspie jokes from out resident aspie nigger.

Awww how cute someone is upset so they have to result to racism because they can't come up with anything better. :rolleyes:

[Duke Zion]

Awww how cute someone is upset so they have to result to racism because they can't come up with anything better. :rolleyes:

Black Dalia is a two bit goat smelling spook Obviously from the Coon Repertory Theater of America

[Darkhunter]

Awww how cute someone is upset so they have to result to racism because they can't come up with anything better. :rolleyes:

The truth is the truth you aspie nigger.