A series of bad pick-up lines, in typical Onion form

[Fish]

Okay, so I know that I post a lot of links to the Onion. I suppose that's better than me pretending to be the guy coming up with all of it. But anyhow, "We should go back to my place and do some math. We'll add a bed, subtract our clothes, and do other math stuff related to fucking (http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/heaven_must_be_missing_an_angel)" is probably the best pick-up line I've ever heard. I'm definitely going to use that one.

For more great reading on this subject, try this one out (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33264).

[AtrainV]

After reading that, I really want to see like... and SNL skit... or something, where somebody just fires off all those lines without giving the girl a chance to talk back.

[Fish]

I imagine that it would probably have a side-character who was something like this (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33336)

[Fish]

After looking at this (http://radaronline.com/from-the-magazine/2007/09/awkward_icebreakers_1.php) article, I was reminded of this thread, and thus, added to it.

Pretty damn funny.

[brandonlol]

lol that was hella funny

[Please insert username]

lol that was hella funny

someone should ban him for buming threads.
lol