Struwwelpeter
04-18-2012, 08:56 PM
I have a great idea... In our countries we have police forces that are dedicated primarily to enforcing traffic law and apprehending violent criminals and thieves... But what about morality police? Thanks to the cops we live in a very safe environment but we still have a great deal of problems with regards to vice... Many of the problems in our societies are rooted in things like gambling, alcohol usage, tobacco, women's liberation, loud noises, social behavior, etc... I think we shall organize a Morality Police Force to control these problems.
I first realized that this could be possible thanks to the way that our roads have changed over the past few years. It used to be that they were free to travel on but now there are increasing numbers of privatized roads that have toll checkpoints every few miles. We should install Morality Police at these checkpoints and they will stop anyone who looks like they might be involved in vice i.e. female drivers, people with cassette tapes or CDs, bumper stickers, etc. They could be searched and their things could be taken away from them.
It gets even better. Since the most moral people in our society are old men we could take them off of Social Security and give them exciting employment opportunities in our Morality Police forces. They can bring their hunting rifles and it will be just like boys with toys for them.
Let's keep our streets clean and make for a more pleasant society by doing away with all of the corrupting influences and vices of modernity. We'll cut government spending and put people back to work at the same time. Write to your State Legislators and tell them that you want a Morality Police force erected in your community. We'll create Republican solutions for Democrat problems.
I first realized that this could be possible thanks to the way that our roads have changed over the past few years. It used to be that they were free to travel on but now there are increasing numbers of privatized roads that have toll checkpoints every few miles. We should install Morality Police at these checkpoints and they will stop anyone who looks like they might be involved in vice i.e. female drivers, people with cassette tapes or CDs, bumper stickers, etc. They could be searched and their things could be taken away from them.
It gets even better. Since the most moral people in our society are old men we could take them off of Social Security and give them exciting employment opportunities in our Morality Police forces. They can bring their hunting rifles and it will be just like boys with toys for them.
Let's keep our streets clean and make for a more pleasant society by doing away with all of the corrupting influences and vices of modernity. We'll cut government spending and put people back to work at the same time. Write to your State Legislators and tell them that you want a Morality Police force erected in your community. We'll create Republican solutions for Democrat problems.