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ShutMeUp
05-03-2012, 08:05 PM
my friend has been waiting for a very important document to arrive in the post via Royal Mail.

Jennie lives in the UK, and Royal Mail sent the letter to her house while she wasn't in. after calling the number on the card they left, she was told to arrange a redelivery online, or go into the post office to collect the letter. my friend chose to have the letter redelivered, and after the letter didn't arrive on the day she'd requested, she called the number again and got some retarded bitch on the other end who wouldn't listen and kept telling her that "online redelivery doesn't work, we don't work for Royal Mail, no, no, no, you don't understand". Jennie couldn't get a word into the conversation with this cunt so she had to drive out into the middle of bumfuck nowhere to collect the letter. after doing so she tried to complain inside the post office about said dumb cunt - and asked why the fuck they have an online redelivery service that doesn't work, why not re-label it 'online collection' since that's the only way to get your shit to you - to the (assumed) husband and said dumb cunt wife who run the place, but again they wouldn't listen and straight-up called her a liar. my friend lost her cool slightly, telling them it was fucking bullshit, and left the store. they haven't seen the last of her, and she'd like to fuck with them. this can be either destroying their property and causing as much financial damage as possible, or making their shitty little lives even worse by toying with them. if you guys have any cool ideas or similar experiences to share, go ahead and post them :hypnohai:

TL/DR: post office pissed my friend off and delayed a very important document, she wants to fuck them over.

King of the world
05-03-2012, 08:12 PM
First things first, "she" is going to need to convert to islam...

ShutMeUp
05-03-2012, 08:14 PM
no religious conversions. come on

ratfrink
05-03-2012, 08:16 PM
Piss in the pillarbox, obviously.

I would like to be a bicycle postman in a rural village.

SoulButter
05-03-2012, 08:18 PM
Mail a box of balloons full of hot stinkin piss through them. They'll probably pop eventually...

ShutMeUp
05-03-2012, 08:22 PM
Piss in the pillarbox, obviously.

I would like to be a bicycle postman in a rural village.

she doesn't want to terrorise the postman, just the dickholes who run the post office. for now she's just going to go down there every day, get a load of mailing boxes and sellotape, pencils and envelopes, shit like that, take it to the counter and be like "actually, fuck it, don't want anything/oh look I only have 50p I'll have some gum instead of all this crap"

I don't know whether Jennie would prefer trashing their shit or annoying the hell out of them :D

IIIII
05-03-2012, 08:46 PM
The only thing that could help is to have a piping hot grilled cheese sandwich presented to the the postman.

ShutMeUp
05-03-2012, 09:03 PM
The only thing that could help is to have a piping hot grilled cheese sandwich presented to the the postman.

shut up about grilled cheese. either that, or

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2dmvvo2jA1r6hbmao1_500.gif

IIIII
05-03-2012, 09:25 PM
shut up about grilled cheese. either that, or

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2dmvvo2jA1r6hbmao1_500.gif

No grilled cheese sandwich for you.

ShutMeUp
05-04-2012, 01:39 AM
forgot there's a revenge subforum, Skygear move this there if you like

skygear
05-04-2012, 01:13 PM
NP - I was giving you some "REal" forum time first

skygear
05-04-2012, 08:03 PM
see what happens when moved here?

ShutMeUp
05-04-2012, 08:05 PM
lol. move it back!

ShutMeUp
05-10-2012, 06:15 AM
come on you dickholes, give me some better suggestions. my friend really wants to fuck these guys

SBTlauien
05-10-2012, 03:36 PM
Set up job listings on Craigslist, and put down thier phone number for the contact, but tell half of the listings on Craigslist to fax thier resume with a cover letter.

My friend did this with a police station when he got arrested. He called them, and could hear thier fax machine print shit out, and could hear the line beeping from phone calls.

Vox Ducis
05-10-2012, 03:46 PM
Write hundreds of letters to people warning them the mail won't be delivered after June 30 if they don't pay the new £120 local tax. They can do so at the target post office.

SBTlauien
05-10-2012, 03:54 PM
Or set that craigslist ad up for interviews at the post office...

ratfrink
05-10-2012, 04:13 PM
Print loads of those 'Sorry, you were out...' cards and instruct people to pick up their phantom mail at the Post Office. Delicious irony.