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Issue313
06-09-2012, 02:25 AM
Look at pictures of the countryside of North Korea and South Korea side by side. You might notice that South Korea has considerably more trees. They aren't there because democracy and freedom has fertilised the soil, its that North Korea can't afford to import oil, and has chopped all the decent trees down to use as fuel and food.

A similar pattern has unfolded on the island of Hispaniola, where the Dominican Republic has been able to import oil, and the ignorant niggers in Haiti haven't, and have deforested the whole country.

In Spain and England, a major problem when building their various ships and armadas was that they kept running out of trees. Ships require good wood, oak is the best, and the English were able to source enough of it from Ireland and Wales to keep themselves going. The Spanish, being from a drier land, ran out of wood quickly, and were beaten down by the English.

In old pictures from Ireland, you might notice less trees than currently exist. We're living in a golden age for aesthetic tree growth. In previous ages they were cut down much sooner, to give wood for building or for fuel. Ireland has been overpopulated for a long time, and lacked the will to protect the trees outside large estates. Something the same occurred in Iceland and Denmark.

We have lots of trees growing all over now, and we have the exploitation of the Earth's materials, oil, rock and iron, to thank for that, but when the materials get expensive people always turn on the trees.

DiStOrTiOn
06-09-2012, 04:37 AM
trees fuck yeah

Struwwelpeter
06-09-2012, 11:18 AM
Congratulations, this is the first time you have posted something that I enjoyed. That means your ass will be getting beat LIGHTLY this month. Lightly.

Most of the "Nordic" countries of Europe were deforested during the late 1800s/early 1900s... The old civilizations cut down all the trees for fuel and food. Yes, food. The Finns actually ate tree bark back in the day.

You know, I'm sensing something strange here on Zoklet... First, Benny Vader came along and posted his anti-tree, pro-plastic, pro-deforestation, pro-carbon philosophy... Now Issue313 has surprised us all and posted the truth about the relation between oil (plastic) and lessening deforestation. I can't quite put my finger on it yet, but there's something of importance here. I guess I'm just too tired. Maybe someone else will figure it out.

reject
06-09-2012, 11:23 AM
Cos this is what happens when bad meets evil, we hit the trees til we look like Vietnamese people.

Miley Highrus
06-09-2012, 11:52 AM
Trust me when I'm around the trees are being burnt down. :grinblunt:

Bradley
06-09-2012, 07:47 PM
I burn so many trees Smokey Bear don't like me.

Synopix
06-09-2012, 07:51 PM
Who gives a fuck about trees?

The Pat-Man
06-09-2012, 07:54 PM
i still want to see those big ass redwoods