View Full Version : Gonna bid on this at an auction next month.
http://www.notarishuis.com/fotos/KV-230/1159-KV-230.jpg
Since I can't afford a painting by this artist. :(
Earlmeyerthebuttpirate
04-18-2009, 04:37 PM
cool beans
Yeah, I'm a leopard
04-18-2009, 04:39 PM
Who doesn't want a picture of a German stabbing a horse with a bayonet?
Me. I don't. I have no appreciation for art at all, even if it does feature the bayoneting of horses.
How many times do I have to tell you that you don't need art for rolling papers? It's just not right. You're smoking paint and inhaling canvas. It can't be healthy.
You could wake me up at night for the bayoneting of horses.
How many times do I have to tell you that you don't need art for rolling papers? It's just not right. You're smoking paint and inhaling canvas. It can't be healthy.
It's a drawing Euda, it's a drawing. It can't be that bad.
The Risen Ghost of Hitler
04-18-2009, 04:47 PM
I don't know, buying a picture seems a little, well, fruity? To me any ways...
It's just a gateway to more serious art. Today it's a drawing, tomorrow a sculpture. Do you really want to be doing sculpture?
But it has a horse being bayoneted on it. :(
Comrade Jokke
04-18-2009, 05:05 PM
Don't be mean to Fza, he's only trying to climb the class ladder.
Yeah, I'm a leopard
04-18-2009, 05:07 PM
Don't be mean to Fza, he's only trying to climb the class ladder.
And I'll try to not be mad at you even though you're decrying the class system while you're sitting at the top of it.
ytter_man
04-18-2009, 05:16 PM
And I'll try to not be mad at you even though you're decrying the class system while you're sitting at the top of it.
This thread just got serious.
Also, dont pay more than E75 for it.
(I dont have a fun little button that makes euro symbols on my fucking keyboard because my laptop was made in amurkia, sorry. Hell, fuck that, it was made in china or some shit. Hold on lemme check, holy fuck made in MALAYSIA? i dont know what this means why are you still reading?)
Kill the Malaysian Prime Minister.
Yeah, I'm a leopard
04-18-2009, 05:51 PM
Kill the Malaysian Prime Minister.
Euda has been strange out-of-context Euda lately. Though I suppose that's better than inexplicably preachy Euda.
(´･ω･`)
04-18-2009, 05:54 PM
Euda has been strange out-of-context Euda lately. Though I suppose that's better than inexplicably preachy Euda.
It's probably just a brain tumor.
I blame Spring and, um, tides. Can I work the moon into it too? :)
Comrade Jokke
04-18-2009, 06:05 PM
Don't be mean to Euda, the only reason he's preachy is because he thinks he's better than everyone else.
NiggerBabyRocketLauncher
04-18-2009, 06:58 PM
Well, I know he's better than me anyways. There's no point getting at him about it.
Euda has been strange out-of-context Euda lately. Though I suppose that's better than inexplicably preachy Euda.
he's trying to be morb
I do not approve of your choice in art.
Second round, second chance.
Some mother fucker out bid me on that drawing last time but there is another one from that artist coming up for auction tomorrow, 40x60, it's another battlefield but this time more ancient.
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk309/Vlorisz/Art/Jurres.jpg
Hope I can get it for 200.
(´･ω･`)
04-12-2010, 08:47 PM
Release the cattle commandos!
The Risen Ghost of Hitler
04-12-2010, 08:49 PM
Still seems fruity to me.
fallinghouse
04-12-2010, 08:49 PM
I'll bid 201.
The Risen Ghost of Hitler
04-12-2010, 08:57 PM
I'll cut off your tits.
How would that stop her bidding?
Release the cattle commandos!
I was searching for a humerous picture to accompany this but searching for soldiers and cows turned up this...
http://www.whatdoesitmean.com/cow3.jpg
Archetype
04-12-2010, 08:58 PM
Just resize and print off the jpegs.
How would that stop her bidding?
I'd ransom them for the drawing.
Just resize and print off the jpegs.
Philistine!
Archetype
04-12-2010, 09:02 PM
Philistine!
Art has no value beyond the value you place on it.
(´･ω･`)
04-12-2010, 09:06 PM
You'd end up with a beautiful example of cubism.
That, or a shitty resized print.
Archetype
04-12-2010, 09:10 PM
Oh my god? Really?
The Mona Lisa is still just a cheap canvas with cheap oil paint on it.
The Risen Ghost of Hitler
04-12-2010, 09:12 PM
Art has no value beyond the value you place on it.
That diamond skull Damien Hirst made had a value. Somewhere around 50 million I believe.
Shrike
04-12-2010, 09:13 PM
Second round, second chance.
Some mother fucker out bid me on that drawing last time but there is another one from that artist coming up for auction tomorrow, 40x60, it's another battlefield but this time more ancient.
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk309/Vlorisz/Art/Jurres.jpg
Hope I can get it for 200.
Why don't you get some REAL art, like this:
http://www.airportjournals.com/Photos/0303/X/0303017_5.jpg
Bitch am I planning on buying the Mona Lisa?
They've got you hooked already.
constantinople
04-12-2010, 09:15 PM
I prefer photography.
Why don't you get some REAL art, like this:
http://www.airportjournals.com/Photos/0303/X/0303017_5.jpg
I've seen better ones. Was a watercolour of anti-aircraft guns at an auction a month ago, but turned out it wasn't a fucking watercolour but a fucking framed picture.
Archetype
04-12-2010, 09:17 PM
That diamond skull Damien Hirst made had a value. Somewhere around 50 million I believe.
I wouldn't buy it because I think it's kitsch. So it's worthless to me. Other people may think differently though. It's all subjective.
The Risen Ghost of Hitler
04-12-2010, 09:18 PM
I prefer photography.
Photos of vaginas, right?
The Risen Ghost of Hitler
04-12-2010, 09:19 PM
I wouldn't buy it because I think it's kitsch. So it's worthless to me. Other people may think differently though. It's all subjective.
It's not worthless to anyone, it's worth 50 million. It is covered in 50 million pounds worth of diamonds. Fza's right, you are a stupid bitch.
constantinople
04-12-2010, 09:19 PM
Photos of vaginas, right?
More like Ansel Adams.
That diamond skull Damien Hirst made had a value. Somewhere around 50 million I believe.
He put a price tag of 100 million on it but nobody would buy it so a mysterious "consortium" ended up buying it. Was just a front of himself and the gallery that represents him. Fucker doesn't sell 90% of the art he shits out, White Cube has a gigantic stock of his work.
Damien Hirst is a fucking overrated talentless piece of shit and represents everyting that is evil in modern art.
Shrike
04-12-2010, 09:20 PM
I've seen better ones. Was a watercolour of anti-aircraft guns at an auction a month ago, but turned out it wasn't a fucking watercolour but a fucking framed picture.
Yeah, google has disappointingly few awesome Spitfire paintings.
I don't know much about art, the only art I have is a charcoal picture of some gondolas I got in Venice.
A decent print shouldn't set you back much, although militaria related art is probably more expensive in the UK than here. I know a dude who bought a nice big print of some jetfighter a few years back for like 20 euros. But nobody collects that stuff here so.
Archetype
04-12-2010, 09:23 PM
He put a price tag of 100 million on it but nobody would buy it so a mysterious "consortium" ended up buying it. Was just a front of himself and the gallery that represents him. Fucker doesn't sell 90% of the art he shits out, White Cube has a gigantic stock of his work.
Damien Hirst is a fucking overrated talentless piece of shit and represents everyting that is evil in modern art.
Modern art represents everything that is evil in modern art. ;)
The Risen Ghost of Hitler
04-12-2010, 09:25 PM
He put a price tag of 100 million on it but nobody would buy it so a mysterious "consortium" ended up buying it. Was just a front of himself and the gallery that represents him. Fucker doesn't sell 90% of the art he shits out, White Cube has a gigantic stock of his work.
Damien Hirst is a fucking overrated talentless piece of shit and represents everyting that is evil in modern art.
I agree he's over rated, but his "art" sells. Shit, even his ashtrays sell.
Mwah, some abstract paintngs are nice. Most by far is utter shit though, problem is that it's completely flooded with the current talentless hacks who don't have the skill to paint something realisticly.
I agree he's over rated, but his "art" sells. Shit, even his ashtrays sell.
Yeah but his gallery has a gigantic backlog of his work, there was a documentary on price fixing in the modern art world on bbc a year ago and some guy of the staff of white cube leaked the documents of what is in stock. Turns he only sells a fraction of his work.
constantinople
04-12-2010, 09:29 PM
I agree he's over rated, but his "art" sells. Shit, even his ashtrays sell.
Was the skull the thing you were talking about? That thing was awesome. I would have bought it.
It's probably still for sale. The sale of that thing was a sham by his gallery.
Comrade Jokke
04-12-2010, 09:30 PM
I liked the first one more.
The Risen Ghost of Hitler
04-12-2010, 09:32 PM
Was the skull the thing you were talking about? That thing was awesome. I would have bought it.
I would have put it on a necklace. Pimp like a mother fo!
I liked the first one more.
Fucking art dealer outbid me.
Shrike
04-12-2010, 09:35 PM
Fza actually you should get this one. It's possibly the greatest painting ever.
http://www.faithmouse.com/unicorn_health_care.jpg
constantinople
04-12-2010, 09:36 PM
Uhhhh........Shrike, I think I speak for everyone when i sayOOMG WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IT"S AWFUL OH MY YEYS
Looks like Obama stuck his dick right through the head of that horse.
Comrade Jokke
04-12-2010, 09:37 PM
So I heard, Doesn't change anything though. You should find out where it is and make a daring heist, cut together in a neat little montage.
When I have a decent income I'll buy a painting of the dude.
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