Baaad muther fucker

[HampTheToker]

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p184/HampTheToker/utf-8BSU1BRzA5ODQuanBn.jpg

Not to be fucked with.

[lillix]

Nigga, that dog don't even have a spiked collar.

[HampTheToker]

Nigga, that dog don't even have a spiked collar.

Nigga, dis cat eats full grown pits for breakfast and a litter of puppies for lunch errday. He skips dinner.

Would rather just go killin...

[dephdiddy]

bad mutha fucka man!looks badass... my cat bubbles use to kill pheasants...

[broseph]

i'm sorry but dogs are far superior to even the most proud feline.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_comphStQn9Q/S_0_BWZoUGI/AAAAAAAAAH8/IEI1ukhwLkc/s1600/DOG_BREEDS_POSTER_b1.jpg

[HampTheToker]

Never.

Cats kill for sport.

Dogs lick asshole for sport.

Cats = winning.

[broseph]

most dogs are specifically bred for hunting. look at all the different breeds, and the diverse "purposes" that they've been created for.

[HampTheToker]

^Truth.

Don't get me wrong. I like dogs too, but I live off a highway and have no fence and a poodle inside already. If I could keep a golden retriever, then I certainly would.

My cat is smart enough to cross the road without becoming roadkill. There's a huge field across the street where he likes to hunt for mice. I find one on the patio at least once a week.

He likes baby rabbits, too.

And, the ocassional blue jay.

And, a groundhog once.

And, a snake.

No bullshit. Bad muther fucker. His name is Elvis.

[HampTheToker]

You both got it wrong...

Fish are superior.

:hrmph:

Fuck outta here.

[Mantikore]

As far as im concerned, they both fine meals

[broseph]

naw man i'm only messing. i like kitties but i can't really pet them because i'm allergic.

[broseph]

Try being allergic to both...

:foreveralone:

hypo-allergenic breeds, mahfucka.

http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/allergy.htm

welcome to the fact that you can actually have a dog now. : ] they don't shed their fur, you see, and some other science shit means they don't irritate.

[broseph]

i've got one of these badass mahfuckers:

http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images9/KerryBlueDianeHarrison.jpg

kerry blue terrier.

her fur is literally made of wool, like a black sheep...and i don't get any allergies from her.

[1983]

Try being allergic to both...

:foreveralone:

Get a tegu.

Tegu Affection - YouTube

Al

[Carrollizer]

I'd put that cat in a vacuum bag and remove the air

[LSA King]

naw man i'm only messing. i like kitties but i can't really pet them because i'm allergic.


A life w/o kittens is no way to live man. Ask Bubbles, he should know.

http://images.wikia.com/trailerpark/images/6/63/Bubbles.jpg


You...You know what you have to do...


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[Captain Falcon]

I like both dogs and cats. And I have owned both. I win. Suck my cock.

[benny vader]

I like both dogs and cats. And I have owned both. I win. Suck my cock.

lies !!!!!! DOGS ARE FORBIDDEN. VERBOTTENN IN PAKISTHAN BECOS THEIR ARRR-RUMM.

AND NONE WANTSTO CUCK A CIRCUMCISED COCK.

SUCK IT YOURSEFL.

[Captain Falcon]

lies !!!!!! DOGS ARE FORBIDDEN. VERBOTTENN IN PAKISTHAN BECOS THEIR ARRR-RUMM.

AND NONE WANTSTO CUCK A CIRCUMCISED COCK.

SUCK IT YOURSEFL.

What the fuck

[HampTheToker]

I'd put that cat in a vacuum bag and remove the air

He's bitten a person in the past for trying to pull him off a golden retriever . He has the thirst for human blood, now. I was playing with him yesterday and he sunk his teeth and claws into my arm just enough to bring blood.

Then, I kicked a ball and it somehow pissed him off so he climbed up a tree real fast then jumped from like 20 feet in the air.

Wild fuckin' pussy cat. I would go to war with him any day.

[1983]

He's bitten a person in the past for trying to pull him off a golden retriever . He has the thirst for human blood, now. I was playing with him yesterday and he sunk his teeth and claws into my arm just enough to bring blood.

Then, I kicked a ball and it somehow pissed him off so he climbed up a tree real fast then jumped from like 20 feet in the air.

Wild fuckin' pussy cat. I would go to war with him any day.

Mix some cap nip with Tabasco sauce... Confused kitty will be confused.:muahaha:

Al

[HampTheToker]

Mix some cap nip with Tabasco sauce... Confused kitty will be confused.:muahaha:

Al

He'd eat my face while I slept.

Haven't given him catnip in ages....

I'm afraid of whut might happen.

[moonturtle]

cats are better than dogs

/thread

[1983]

cats are better than dogs

/thread

You live alone tucking your junk trying to pretend your a girl don't you? : |

Al

[moonturtle]

You live alone tucking your junk trying to pretend your a girl don't you? : |

Al

wtf are you talking about? i have a dog and it barks a lot and its annoying

cats>dogs

/thread

[Struwwelpeter]

My grandfather's automatic lawnmower will take care of that blight.

[1983]

^
So you have an untrained dog and are a shit owner... K fully understood. :teacat:

Al

[moonturtle]

^
So you have an untrained dog and are a shit owner... K fully understood. :teacat:

Al

the "untrained" dog used to run agility courses and has a bunch of blue ribbons.

she's a border collie, and her aggressiveness cannot be subdued

dam u suck at making inferences

[1983]

^
That's funny because I've had two and I've never had a problem with em.

Only time they were vicious is if anyone tried to attack me or get into my truck without me letting him know it was ok.

Blue ribbons in agility mean shit when talking about temperament.
Take you dog out to run in a field, It sounds like it's not getting enough play time. Tire the fucker out and curb her attitude with obedience training if need be.

Al

[moonturtle]

^
That's funny because I've had two and I've never had a problem with em.

Only time they were vicious is if anyone tried to attack me or get into my truck without me letting him know it was ok.

Blue ribbons in agility mean shit when talking about temperament.
Take you dog out to run in a field, It sounds like it's not getting enough play time. Tire the fucker out and curb her attitude with obedience training if need be.

Al

it's a little late for that, she's infirm and almost dead. besides, i wasn't the one who raised her anyway

[1983]

Shit... That sucks. Close to her?

Al

[Struwwelpeter]

Somebody's mad to the bone
M-m-m-m-m-m maaaaaadddd
M-m-m-m-m-m maaaaad
Mad to the bone
Durr neeehh durr neeeh deeernnnttt
Mad to the bone
Durr neeeh durr neeehh derrnnttt

[moonturtle]

very, had her since i was 7

[1983]

My apologies then dude. It sucks when a pet get old and passes on. Make her last few days count, Take pictures, And make the last memories you can with her.

Al

[broseph]

very, had her since i was 7

: [

[HampTheToker]

My grandfather's automatic lawnmower will take care of that blight.

Never.

He'd eat your jugular, then hump your lifeless limbs while your cameraman documents. Next day you'd be kitty excrements.

[Struwwelpeter]

My cameraman always has a loaded firearm on him so there's little chance that something as outlandish as that could ever happen.

[HampTheToker]

He's a sneaky bastard. Your cameraman gonna shoot while he's attached your corotid?

I think not.

[Travis Bickle]

Dogs>Cats

With dogs they can actually brighten up your day, with cats it's just like why do I pay to keep this thing fed, when it doesn't even try to be a good pet. No personality whatsoever, they just exist to be aloof and snobs. Their so fucking miserable, you try and pet them because that's their fucking job, and they wanna get all hostile and want bite you hiss at you. I mean I know I shouldn't be upset because they are just an animal, but fuck if you want companionship, and they treat you like that, it's kind of a slap in the face.

[1983]

Cats = Emo primadonna?

Al

[psychomanthis]

Never.

Cats kill for sport.

Dogs lick asshole for sport.

Cats = winning.

Damn straight.

[HampTheToker]

Dogs>Cats

With dogs they can actually brighten up your day, with cats it's just like why do I pay to keep this thing fed, when it doesn't even try to be a good pet. No personality whatsoever, they just exist to be aloof and snobs. Their so fucking miserable, you try and pet them because that's their fucking job, and they wanna get all hostile and want bite you hiss at you. I mean I know I shouldn't be upset because they are just an animal, but fuck if you want companionship, and they treat you like that, it's kind of a slap in the face.

My cat is awesome. Absolutely adores being petted. My son gives him hugs and then he jumps into his lap just to chill and be appreciated.

Obviously, you're doing it wrong. Not all pets are super affectionate companions, regardless of species.

That being said, cats are still winning.

[broseph]

cats and dogs, like children, really benefit from being raised/socialised positively.

obviously some of them have a certain type of personality and just don't like affection...but give love and you'll get love back, especially with dogs.

i've had a litter of pups recently, and there's this one dog called Chloe that i've especially grown to like. she's such a little sweetheart, always following me around and providing my house with so much warmth. we've helped bring out those good aspects by being really caring and gentle. she's such a great pup.

shit, it's gonna be hard to see that one go... :( usually i just feel like it's a job well done after i sell happy/healthy pups and get the cash...she's different.

[The Pat-Man]

Somebody's mad to the bone
M-m-m-m-m-m maaaaaadddd
M-m-m-m-m-m maaaaad
Mad to the bone
Durr neeehh durr neeeh deeernnnttt
Mad to the bone
Durr neeeh durr neeehh derrnnttt

thanked for high quality onomatopoeia.

[HampTheToker]

thanked for high quality onomatopoeia.

Thanked for use of the word onomatopoeia. :lsd:

[Shrike]

Dogs>Cats

With dogs they can actually brighten up your day, with cats it's just like why do I pay to keep this thing fed, when it doesn't even try to be a good pet. No personality whatsoever, they just exist to be aloof and snobs. Their so fucking miserable, you try and pet them because that's their fucking job, and they wanna get all hostile and want bite you hiss at you. I mean I know I shouldn't be upset because they are just an animal, but fuck if you want companionship, and they treat you like that, it's kind of a slap in the face.

The thing with cats is that they do their own thing. They will come up to you when they want a snuggle, you don't go to them. Cats are just way cuter than dogs, plus dogs are just fucking disgusting- they'll slobber all over you, they shit wherever they want and you have to pick up their shit, how disgusting is that? If you go into someone's house and there's a dog there who's frightened of you or whatever he'll start barking and jumping at you and the owner has to like physically restrain him and tell him "no" a dozen times. Whereas a cat will either just vacate the premises, or just chill in his spot and leave you be. A cat is never going to try and hump your leg either.

Dogs are honestly fucking retarded creatures, they're so desperate for approval and you need to mind them like a fucking baby. A cat though is just like an awesome cool bro you hang out with.

[REDiXP]

Their so fucking miserable, you try and pet them because that's their fucking job, and they wanna get all hostile and want bite you hiss at you. I mean I know I shouldn't be upset because they are just an animal, but fuck if you want companionship, and they treat you like that, it's kind of a slap in the face.
Like a woman on her period...

[1983]

Dogs are honestly fucking retarded creatures, they're so desperate for approval and you need to mind them like a fucking baby. A cat though is just like an awesome cool bro you hang out with.

Must of been a cat that attacked a bear that gave my mom enough time to get away from it.

Must of also been a cat that warned us about predator animals around our farm when we were sleeping.

Also must of been a cat that guarded us while we slept and was always there when you needed him.

You sir... Are a fucking tool.

My dog not only guarded my family my property and myself but he was always a giver asking for a few scratches now and again and a bowl of kibble.
He was a loyal companion and a loving member of my family and I'm glad to say even at 16 years old full of cancer half blind and half deaf he still managed to almost tear a cops throat out when he reached into the truck after being warned not to.

If I could find a girl half as loyal and trustworthy I'd marry the cunt.
It's too bad there aren't more people out there like dogs, Instead they all choose to be fucking cats.

As an added bonus here's a fun fact.. If you tape two cats tails together and hang them on a cloths line they'll rip each other to pieces. : ]

Al

[REDiXP]

You're missing out on the whole aspect of protection when it comes to dogs.

Say you have a burglar in your house trying to steal your shit or physically harm you and your family, who do you think is gonna have a better chance at helping you when it comes to that situation.... a rottweiler cross pitbull or some snobby nosed cat that 'comes and goes as it pleases'..... please, man's best friend for a reason, there are several stories on the internet of dogs saving peoples lives and not one fucking 'cat saved my life' story.

Also, if you were blind, you don't go get a fucking seeing eye cat. You get a guide dog which has enough intelligence to guide and care for your well-being throughout life, where as a cat would be fucking useless.

Also if you're saying a cat can be more viscous than a dog, then you're completely wrong, as protective and aggressive dogs far outweigh protective and aggressive cats.

and finally, the dog's brain is larger than the cat's brain. Tho I will say one thing, if we didn't have sniffer dogs than our world would have cheaper drugs for everyone =D

[HampTheToker]

Yeah? Well, my cat likes to snort coke off hookers tits.

:cocaine:

[Shrike]

Yeah I don't need an animal to protect me from burglars or cunts on the street.

Having a dog in the country on a farm is a bit different, but keeping one in the city that you have to drag around on a leash and take for a walk twice a day, fuck that. I hate homeless drug addicts who have dogs, they treat them so badly. A bunch of crusty punk fuckwits round me have dogs and they just bark at you all the time and shit everywhere, it's disgusting.

[HampTheToker]

Dogs are great pets, but that's only if they have an owner that gives half a fuck to train them properly. I'm not talking about rolling over or playing dead. Just the basics. Don't shit on the floor. Don't jump on people. Don't bark everytime a car door shuts. Basic shit. I'd have a golden retriever or a german shepard if my yard was fenced.

Many dog owners really don't know how to care for their animals. Especially, pit bull owners. They teach them to be aggressive and protective, then cry foul when the animal gets put down because it bit some little kid that was only trying to play. The dog didn't know better. In most cases, the kid didn't either. The owner should have. It's criminal, if you ask me.

The quality of a pet is very much related to the quality of it's owner. That being said, dogs are cool and all, but cats still = winning because they "bathe" themselves. That is just my opinion.

[Shrike]

They can also jump like ten times their own height and walk along the top of a thin wooden fence like they're strolling in the park.

[1983]

The quality of a pet is very much related to the quality of it's owner. That being said, dogs are cool and all, but cats still = winning because they "bathe" themselves. That is just my opinion.

I trained my dog to jump in the pond on command... The command was "Where's moma?". He'd go and run and jump as far as he could swim back and find my mum and then shake on her.

She wasn't too impressed.

As for the quality of the pet VS the quality of the owner. There is no bad pets, Just bad owners.

They can also jump like ten times their own height and walk along the top of a thin wooden fence like they're strolling in the park.

My dog used to climb ladders and sleep on the back of the couch on his back, He could also jump in the back of the truck with the tailgate up and he was a great dog to take bird hunting.

Don't get me wrong... Cats have a place in the world and I like them enough but I usually fucking hate cat owners.

They're not right in the head.

Al

[broseph]

my best friend was round yesterday - he's afraid of dogs.

you know how they say dogs can 'smell fear'? well, my dogs ALWAYS jump up and fuss people to death, but when they saw him, they were cautious and just friendly enough for him to let his guard down. even my 1-year-old pup Connor (who's a beast to anybody who steps foot on our property) was a little gentleman after a few low-pitched grumbles.

now my friend likes them, and wants one himself! so there you are...from being scared shitless, to having them on his knee in 5 minutes!

people say that dogs are dumb, but they are not - they are perceptive and brilliant in their own way.

a well-trained dog is other-worldy in its abilities if it is given the chance. once you know how to bring out the positive traits of a dog, you can have a best friend for (his/her) whole life. i mean, where did the term "man's best friend" come from? dogs take work but they reward you 10,000%!