Smuggling

[ATG]

What are the best ways to smuggle stuff? Would chaining a watertight container of whatever to the underside of a boat be safe? I dont really know how boat checks work.

[Dr Phil McGraw]

Suspicious cargo ships get searched by underwater customs divers. There are a lot of seizures where parcels of cocaine are welded to the bottom of ships.

[Daily]

Just shove it up your ass.