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Buku
04-22-2009, 10:20 PM
Is this possible? The average woman is more flexible than the average man, but they'd have to stretch more since men's penises become erect.
I'm 100% serious. I'll admit that I've attempted auto-fellatio(I'm a guy), and I'd like to know if this is possible for women(I suppose it could be impossible due to some physical thing, but I doubt it).
Has any woman here tried this or actually successfully done it?

Butcher
04-22-2009, 10:22 PM
*subscribes to thread*

zuperxtreme
04-22-2009, 10:23 PM
I think I've seen maybe 2 pics on the net of this. It seems to be near impossible.

lord
04-22-2009, 10:49 PM
Well dogs can do it and since women have an equal i.q to dogs i assume so. not sure though...

Marijuanasaurus
04-22-2009, 10:52 PM
inb4anr:D

Cathy McGee
04-22-2009, 10:53 PM
wait....i thought everyone could do this...


or am i just the only one :confused:

yawanur
04-22-2009, 10:53 PM
Well dogs can do it and since women have an equal i.q to dogs i assume so. not sure though...

http://www.cs.bham.ac.uk/%7Emgl/languageandlogic/penguin-logic.jpg

You must be..a.......penguin?

Butcher
04-22-2009, 10:54 PM
http://youporn.com/watch/30840
http://www.slutload.com/watch/76uHQLFMAyW/She-Licks-Her-Own-Pussy-While-Fucking-Her-Ass-With-A-Dildo.html

I hope this serves as inspiration for any female zokleteers out there.

zuperxtreme
04-22-2009, 10:56 PM
wait....i thought everyone could do this...


or am i just the only one :confused:

Pics.

Also, that youporn is most likely fake.

DJ Meaty Cheeks
04-22-2009, 10:56 PM
I have a friend who I'm near 100% sure can do it.

Dog
04-22-2009, 10:58 PM
What's a vagina?

M. Samuel Chevalier
04-22-2009, 11:01 PM
*raises hand*

Marijuanasaurus
04-22-2009, 11:02 PM
What's a vagina?

*raises hand*

I see what i did there.

Jamie Madrox
04-22-2009, 11:03 PM
I see what i did there.

Lol

M. Samuel Chevalier
04-22-2009, 11:05 PM
I see what i did there.

:hrmph:

Yumiko Amaya
04-22-2009, 11:13 PM
If I could, I would.

ants in my poptarts
04-22-2009, 11:15 PM
If I could, I would.

You just aren't trying hard enough

White Jesus
04-23-2009, 04:31 AM
You just aren't trying hard enough

Yeah you have to force it a little.

Xlite
04-23-2009, 04:39 AM
I can touch my dickhead with my tongue. :thumbsup:

Paragon
04-23-2009, 04:42 AM
You guys shouldn't be encouraging girls to do this. You have enough trouble getting women as it is (don't lie). If they all start licking themselves, they'll want you even less.

Gunlock
04-23-2009, 08:31 AM
You guys shouldn't be encouraging girls to do this. You have enough trouble getting women as it is (don't lie). If they all start licking themselves, they'll want you even less.

Very valid point.

JoePedo
04-23-2009, 09:19 AM
I'm guessing you'll find people who, with a little stretching and pulling and spreading, can actually lick their own clit a lot more frequently than you'll find people flexible enough to lick the inside of their own vagina.

I give props to anyone who can reach their cervix, though.

M. Samuel Chevalier
04-23-2009, 12:18 PM
You guys shouldn't be encouraging girls to do this. You have enough trouble getting women as it is (don't lie). If they all start licking themselves, they'll want you even less.

That's one take on it. I look at it a little differently...


I'm never going to get women, anyway.

Never.

Not once.
So I might as well persuade them into doing something kinky to themselves so I can have something new to fap to for a day or two or three.


:)

Agent 008
04-23-2009, 12:31 PM
I have to say, the mental picture of a girl trying to lick herself and failing is a lot hotter than that of a girl actually licking herself.

Skater14
04-23-2009, 12:34 PM
http://youporn.com/watch/30840
http://www.slutload.com/watch/76uHQLFMAyW/She-Licks-Her-Own-Pussy-While-Fucking-Her-Ass-With-A-Dildo.html

I hope this serves as inspiration for any female zokleteers out there.

Youporn one looks fake.

I fapped though.

OneSadisticFucker
04-23-2009, 01:47 PM
I have to say, the mental picture of a girl trying to lick herself and failing is a lot hotter than that of a girl actually licking herself.

I agree with you on this.

Yumiko Amaya
04-23-2009, 01:59 PM
You just aren't trying hard enough

I used to be really flexible. I could put my legs behind my head. I was a gymnast so I did shit like that all day. But even then I still couldn't reach.

Xlite
04-23-2009, 02:03 PM
That's one take on it. I look at it a little differently...


I'm never going to get women, anyway.

Never.

Not once.
So I might as well persuade them into doing something kinky to themselves so I can have something new to fap to for a day or two or three.

:)

Thats teh Spirit!

ants in my poptarts
04-23-2009, 06:07 PM
I was a gymnast so I did shit like that all day.

Gymnasts spend all day trying to lick their pussy?

Agent 008
04-23-2009, 06:13 PM
Gymnasts spend all day trying to lick their pussy?

I can't think of any other reason why anybody would want to become a gymnast.

SilkySmooth
04-23-2009, 06:22 PM
Is this possible?

It's possible: http://www.panb.ru/2005-06/2005-06-02-self-lick.jpg

I can't do it though, despite being very flexible. You'd have to be contortionist-flexible to do it!

Method of Madness
04-23-2009, 10:12 PM
wait....i thought everyone could do this...


or am i just the only one :confused:

"its so good to hear it"

Buku
04-23-2009, 11:10 PM
Damn, I thought it'd be more common amongst women. This was disappointing.

Jerry
04-24-2009, 12:13 AM
I think I've seen maybe 2 pics on the net of this. It seems to be near impossible.

link? :confused:

ripstick
04-24-2009, 01:47 AM
I can but I always pull muscles. In fact I beat I could lick my own asshole if I tried...

zooting22
04-24-2009, 03:00 AM
What's a vagina?

more like what's a woman?
:(
I have to say, the mental picture of a girl trying to lick herself and falling
Mental image made me lol

ants in my poptarts
04-24-2009, 03:06 AM
I can but I always pull muscles. In fact I beat I could lick my own asshole if I tried...

DO IT!!!

Agent 008
04-24-2009, 10:22 AM
I can but I always pull muscles. In fact I beat I could lick my own asshole if I tried...

Pics? Don't have to be naked. I just have a hard time believing anyone could be that flexible.

Jerry
04-24-2009, 11:11 AM
I can but I always pull muscles. In fact I beat I could lick my own asshole if I tried...

Warm-up properly and use deep-heat or something. And video it!!

Joe Camel
04-24-2009, 11:20 AM
Pics? Don't have to be naked.

OH YES IT DOES:mad::mad::mad:

redhead
04-24-2009, 11:46 AM
Not without having some condition that improves flexibility.

ripstick
04-24-2009, 04:59 PM
DO IT!!!

I am not giving myslef a rimjob. That's for my bitch to do.

ants in my poptarts
04-24-2009, 05:04 PM
Pics? Don't have to be naked. I just have a hard time believing anyone could be that flexible.

^^^Hardcore faggot

Agent 008
04-24-2009, 05:08 PM
^^^Hardcore faggot

There are no ways she'd post pics of herself doing it nude, at least this way we had a chance of getting something.

:mad:

Buku
04-24-2009, 08:46 PM
I can but I always pull muscles. In fact I beat I could lick my own asshole if I tried...

Come on ripstick, do it!!! Seriously, you could do a porn flick and get rich, it'd be incredibly hot!!! At least post pics of you licking your vagina.

ants in my poptarts
04-24-2009, 08:48 PM
There are no ways she'd post pics of herself doing it nude, at least this way we had a chance of getting something.

:mad:

How the fuck do you know??? :mad: You shot the idea down before you even asked.
Hardcore Faggot.

Jerry
04-24-2009, 08:49 PM
Come on ripstick, do it!!! Seriously, you could do a pron flick and get rich, it'd be incredibly hot!!! At least post pics of you licking your vagina.

The people are calling......

ants in my poptarts
04-24-2009, 08:49 PM
I am not giving myslef a rimjob. That's for my bitch to do.

Can I give you a rimjob?

ripstick
04-25-2009, 03:16 AM
Can I give you a rimjob?

Yes. And no I'm not posting ANY pics. Except of Mr poptarts nose deep in my ass.

Euliyae
04-25-2009, 03:21 AM
No, no I can't. But that's what boyfriends are for.

Yumiko Amaya
04-25-2009, 04:19 PM
Gymnasts spend all day trying to lick their pussy?

no....

M. Samuel Chevalier
04-25-2009, 04:24 PM
no....
:mad:
Why the fuck not?

CMale0624
04-25-2009, 09:07 PM
Is this possible? The average woman is more flexible than the average man, but they'd have to stretch more since men's penises become erect.
I'm 100% serious. I'll admit that I've attempted auto-fellatio(I'm a guy), and I'd like to know if this is possible for women(I suppose it could be impossible due to some physical thing, but I doubt it).
Has any woman here tried this or actually successfully done it?

If there are any out there in Cyberland that can't, I will gladly volunteer to do it for them.

ants in my poptarts
04-26-2009, 04:00 AM
Yes. And no I'm not posting ANY pics. Except of Mr poptarts nose deep in my ass.

:eek:

Next time i'm in canada.

a giant pterodactyl
04-26-2009, 05:06 AM
What's a vagina?

itsa chickeen wang.

Mirana
04-26-2009, 07:23 AM
Well dogs can do it and since women have an equal i.q to dogs i assume so. not sure though...

This.

Joe Camel
04-28-2009, 09:12 PM
The people are calling......

this.

Yumiko Amaya
05-03-2009, 06:19 PM
:mad:
Why the fuck not?

*shrug*
i dunno. Probably because they have better things to do.
And not all gymnasts are girls. How come male gymnasts don't spend all day trying to suck their dick?

DJ Meaty Cheeks
05-03-2009, 06:27 PM
*shrug*
i dunno. Probably because they have better things to do.
And not all gymnasts are girls. How come male gymnasts don't spend all day trying to suck their dick?

How do you know they don't?

M. Samuel Chevalier
05-03-2009, 06:39 PM
*shrug*
i dunno. Probably because they have better things to do.
And not all gymnasts are girls. How come male gymnasts don't spend all day trying to suck their dick?

you're a closed-minded whore.

Buku
05-04-2009, 08:43 PM
Goddamn it, I WANT TO SEE THE PICS!!!

Yumiko Amaya
05-04-2009, 10:06 PM
you're a closed-minded whore.
thank you.

How do you know they don't?
do you know?

Jerry
05-04-2009, 10:18 PM
I've seen them, too. I think literally like 1 or 2 girls in the world can do it. I wish I was one of them. :(

I wish you could too..