Short rap about totse/zoklet

[SKUV]

It's probably not as good as I think it is since I stayed up all night and wrote it this morning, but it goes like this:


When you first arrived on totse,
you were just a little tot see,
now you've grown up and know what you wanna be,
maybe you want to be an Emcee,
or maybe you want to star in CP,
but regardless of that,
we all arrived curious like a cat,
realized this temple had knowledge fat,
so we all sat,
learned the difference between a white and a black hat,
learned why you shouldn't rat,
but then one day Jeff Hunter decided to leave us all,
that's when the electron screamed: "How could my temple fall!"
and you can bet,
this is where we all moved to Zoklet,
but have we forgotten why we all met?
The pursuit of forbidden knowledge,
not the kind of shit you can learn in college,
and so the cycle will repeat itself,
kidiots will come in search of the wealth,
and hopefully this site will maintain it's health,
but who knows the fate of each fellow Zokletian,
maybe the original temple will be built again,
but until then,
we can only become smarter women and men,
This was SKUV the GL,
and yes I was there when the temple fell,
and lastly if you hate me or this rap you can go to fucking hell!

[Method of Madness]

If I first viewed this thread.
I was like shoot that faggot in the head, please
and twice in the knees

[SKUV]

This is now the official freestyle rap battle thread, I hope it will be full of lulz


If I first viewed this thread.
I was like shoot that faggot in the head, please
and twice in the knees

Not bad, not bad
but you're about to get fucking had
I know you're style is just a fad
I've got more lines than a coke whore can handle
and that's why I melt weak emcees like a candle
meanwhile you only bring a handful
I crack open your head and i'm out the door
but then I see you still struggling on the floor
so I double back, and attack the wack with one final smack
it's a fact, you were just a fucking act
I stay calm and spit lines to make anyone put their face in palm
when their guard's down that's when I explode like a bomb *BOOOM!!*
I take baby emcees from the womb, straight to tomb, to meet their motherfucking doom
I have to go now but ill be back again to shake the foundation
I can just see you stuck pacin
next time i'll carve lines into you like a true stone mason!

[Method of Madness]

ITT blah blah blah

aint nothing official in this thread
because you gave me dome/head

[SKUV]

Have you even read what you wrote
you're weaker than a noob who just learned to quote
your title should say "unfresh off the boat"

[refugee]

if you know what "emcees" is really supposed to stand for then you can live...
I'll be back to respond later punk. . .

[Rocky]

You rhymed totse with tot see...


Fail

[slm33d]

I like potato gems . I think you guys call them tater tots?. :offtopic: . Not bad better then I could do.

My mate has actually published some aus hip hop before. This is rap I know but meh.

[refugee]

its funny how he hasn't showed up to define "emcee"
which isn't even a proper acronym for what he's attempting to say

[Ford Prefect]

This is now the official freestyle rap battle thread, I hope it will be full of lulz

Lulz?

This rhymes like the fucking dead sea scrolls...

Uh... yeah...

few thing in life are certain
death, taxes and mothafucking ford
my ryhmes leave girls squrtin
and yo niggas fucking floored

i treat bitches like cock cannon fodder
i spit curses like a heterosexual harry potter
i lay it ice cold, uncontrolled, always gold
taking hold arresting your fucking vocal fold

uh huh...

imma use this last verse ta tell you i'm sorry
that my rhymes might make you wanna hara-kiri
cant be helped, cuz i'm the mothafuckingfucking Michal phelps
of treating your mom to a fresh sausage SAFARI...

yeah... step up niggas....

[SKUV]

its funny how he hasn't showed up to define "emcee"
which isn't even a proper acronym for what he's attempting to say

Isn't it Master of Ceremonies?? :confused:


And shit my bad for not checking it so often I didn't expect many people to reply...

[WAN]

You rhymed totse with tot see...


Fail

Isn't that how it's supposed to be pronounced?

I pronounce it as, "tah-tsee"

[Lao Tzu]

dreadful!

[Rocky]

Isn't that how it's supposed to be pronounced?

I pronounce it as, "tah-tsee"

nah, it sounds fine.. but he rapped one word with the same word. equaling fail.

[Daily]

It was a fail, basically.

[auburn]

yo my name is jojoman
tearin it up on zoklet
postin whenever i can

i roll deep doin prank calls
livin with my mom i do what im told
not old enough to grow balls

fucked this poster named stripped
she broke my heart my lifes a hell
then the police rolled up said she was twelve
no im sittin on a bunk postin from jail

[InspiredByMe]

I didn't read thread
Instead I toasted some bread
It was delicious
Even now I know I'm better off dead
Than reading this thread

[Chinese Food52]

Okay, I'm about to take care of this thread with one smash
Roll it up into ball, and add it to my stash
In mindfuck I'm hash while you're just the ash
My words will steal your attention like a pile of cash
Runnin circles around you is what I have to do
Diggin your own grave like a zionist jew
I wish I could slow and switch my pace for you
but your the secret ingriedent to my slaughter stew
I can call you a fool but that's to obvious
Have you deported, but that's too costly kid
Not even a penny is whats your worth
I can't wait till I lower you to the vast earth
So I'll leave you zokies with these finals words
step up to the plate if you wanna get served

[Tokerface]

This is now the official freestyle rap battle thread, I hope it will be full of lulz




Not bad, not bad
but you're about to get fucking had
I know you're style is just a fad
I've got more lines than a coke whore can handle
and that's why I melt weak emcees like a candle
meanwhile you only bring a handful
I crack open your head and i'm out the door
but then I see you still struggling on the floor
so I double back, and attack the wack with one final smack
it's a fact, you were just a fucking act
I stay calm and spit lines to make anyone put their face in palm
when their guard's down that's when I explode like a bomb *BOOOM!!*
I take baby emcees from the womb, straight to tomb, to meet their motherfucking doom
I have to go now but ill be back again to shake the foundation
I can just see you stuck pacin
next time i'll carve lines into you like a true stone mason!

Since u want a battle

Leaving doors with broken locks
Sellin’ crack, smokin’ rocks
Pull the gat, leave you witta soakin top

I’m small but i leave ‘em torn
I make em shake and mourn
With no dignity like they’re making porn

Lobbing grenades
I got my robbing game
I leave sobbing saying
That they’re in throbbing pain

10 outta 10 on a bomb scale
my life’s a long tale
Your song fails
Stole your weed ‘nd taking bong inhales

2am theyre like what the fuck, all awoken cunts
pull off some choking stunts
leave em relaxed snorting coke and smokin’ blunts

Count the g stacks in a sloped pile
off the top a dope freestyle
Im like a vet I make a goat smile

Huge rhyme I’ve just written one
Don’t make me grab my spittin gun
You love dick your lickin’ one
Your a clown kids say your funnier than chicken run

So stay away
way away
I’m spraying gays
so don’t make me grab the gun and spray ‘nd pray

Leaving things broken
With swollen scars
200 and hour in a stolen car
got gold I’m rolling bars

I get a lot done
after I’ve shot one
your girlfriend says im hotter than the hot sun

I’ll shove the savage
way Above the average
Cos I love the damage

Ripping cones
and kicking foes
And whippin’ hoes

So don’t be starting fights
Destinys bad but karmas nice
you’ll end up broke and farming rice

So fuck you snitch
cos lucks a bitch

Burglary I even stole your draw
Now I’m gonna pole your jaw
So fuck those cowards who uphold the law

The pigs chase me down
Come one face me clown
I’ll have you facing down
You even disgrace the ground

In battles I rape fools
Fuck you fag and I hate school
Your fat enough to even make a fuckn ape drool