jackketch
01-21-2009, 12:37 PM
We getting some protips/pua threads again so I thought I'd post a few thoughts of my own. You see you don't need the right 'lines', you don't need 'game', you don't need cool clothes or a car and most of all you don't even need confidence to score.
What you need are soap and water and the right attitude, that's all.
1.Wash
This is vital and you'd be surprised how many boys forget it. Brushing your teeth tends to be a good idea too. However don't shower just before you
go out and for the love of Christ don't cover yourself in deo. Give yourself a fighting chance. Subconsciously she'll decide whether you are 'mate-able' material, breeding material, within seconds of meeting you and how you smell is vital. Nothing fucks up her nasal passages like a cloud of cheap canned deo. If you must use
"smellies" then use a little high class aftershave/ eau de toilette...preferably one of the old fashion sort with a musk note and not the modern 'sport' ones cos they just smell like rotten cucumber to her.
If i was going out in the evening then I'd bath in the afternoon, give my natural scent time to come back.
1a. (cos I forgot) Clothes. Unless you're going somewhere with a dress code, be it formal or informal, then a comfortable open shirt and CLEAN jeans are all you need...although shoes kinda help too. Avoid track suits-you aren't black. Avoid designer fashionable clothes.Burberry never got anyone laid. Yes women are primevally attracted to bright feathers, to signs that a male is wealthy but that's all it is , ie attracted. Wearing designer gear won't get her in your bed. If you do come from money then go as understated as possible with just a clue to wealth- cheap clothes and a stainless steelrolex are a winner.
Find out what colours work for you. Ask a sister/mother/sales girl. For example, I know that a light blue shirt just makes my myopic, watery, psycho-killer ice blue eyes just WORK. More than one girl has confessed in the morning that what she really noticed about me were my eyes. Find out what works for you.
2.Fix Any Fixable Obvious Faults.
Again first impressions count. Change those coke-bottle glasses for contacts, have those buck teeth fixed. You need to fix anything that implies genetic weakness. Of course if you're ginger then there's no point, just accept the fact you'll die a virgin.
You don't need to go all american and have perfect teeth nor does a 6 pack matter much.
3.Go where Girls Are. Bit of a no brainer really. But inorder to get laid you need to meet girls. Simples.
4.Don't Go Out Looking To Get Laid. Nothing puts off girls faster than that sad air of desperation, especially if you're trying to be something you aren't. You're not a rapper, not a 'gansta' and you sure as fuck don't have 'game'. Just be you. Nothing wrong with being a spotty white middle class kid. Go out with attitude "I'm going out to have some fun, meet some cool interesting people and have a laugh"
5.Learn To Talk. If you read nothing else of this post then read this. Talk, not just to girls but everyone, all the time. Learn how to converse, how to hold a conversation. Remember that everyone's favourite topic is THEMSELVES and girls are no exception. The ability to communicate is central to life, it will not only get you laid almost anytime or anyplace but also get you good jobs and social respect. Unless you're going for some specialised job where knowledge is the single and only factor then most employers would rather have someone with slightly less qualifications but who can communicate, who can work in a team.
I'm forty, flabby, balding and have teeth that look like a shit covered Stonehenge. I am a walking fashion disaster-jeans/t-shirt/para boots. Yet you could drop me naked at midnight in anyeuropean city and within 24 hours I'd have clothes, money and a girl. No boast btw, I've done that kind of shit.
Simply because I took the time and learnt how to talk TO women and not AT them. You will know when you've got it right. You'll listen to some girl rabbit on all fucking evening,not getting a word in edgeways and then next day you'll hear she's told everyone that you're a 'brilliant conversationalist" how she could really open up to you.
Be interested in what anyone has to say to you. Don't feign it. Find something about what they are saying that does interest you. Classic example, you meet a bloke at a party and you ask him (as men always do) what he does for a living. He tells you he's 'in sheds', that his company makes garden sheds. You interested by sheds, do garden sheds get you excited? Probably not, even among totseans it's not a fetish. But what about if he then goes on to say "You know we make about $200 a shed and we cleared $4,000,000 last year"? Not hard to get at least mildly interested about sheds now is it?
Same goes with talking to girls, get interested in what's she's saying. Contrary to appearances most women do have opinions worth hearing.
6.Remember Its A Numbers Game. Only about a third of the women you talk to will be even vaguely interested in sleeping with you and only a third of that third will. If there's no spark then you've probably made a great new friend. NEXT.
7. Confidence. Yes it helps, it helps a lot. But you'll only get confidence with women when you've managed to lose your virginity. So either pay a tart or go with what you've got. Nothing wrong with being scared shitless. Infact seeming a little vulnerable , being a little tongue tied, making a dork of yourself can all be attractive to women. ..much more so than the gold medallion wearing uber-confident brigade.
What you need are soap and water and the right attitude, that's all.
1.Wash
This is vital and you'd be surprised how many boys forget it. Brushing your teeth tends to be a good idea too. However don't shower just before you
go out and for the love of Christ don't cover yourself in deo. Give yourself a fighting chance. Subconsciously she'll decide whether you are 'mate-able' material, breeding material, within seconds of meeting you and how you smell is vital. Nothing fucks up her nasal passages like a cloud of cheap canned deo. If you must use
"smellies" then use a little high class aftershave/ eau de toilette...preferably one of the old fashion sort with a musk note and not the modern 'sport' ones cos they just smell like rotten cucumber to her.
If i was going out in the evening then I'd bath in the afternoon, give my natural scent time to come back.
1a. (cos I forgot) Clothes. Unless you're going somewhere with a dress code, be it formal or informal, then a comfortable open shirt and CLEAN jeans are all you need...although shoes kinda help too. Avoid track suits-you aren't black. Avoid designer fashionable clothes.Burberry never got anyone laid. Yes women are primevally attracted to bright feathers, to signs that a male is wealthy but that's all it is , ie attracted. Wearing designer gear won't get her in your bed. If you do come from money then go as understated as possible with just a clue to wealth- cheap clothes and a stainless steelrolex are a winner.
Find out what colours work for you. Ask a sister/mother/sales girl. For example, I know that a light blue shirt just makes my myopic, watery, psycho-killer ice blue eyes just WORK. More than one girl has confessed in the morning that what she really noticed about me were my eyes. Find out what works for you.
2.Fix Any Fixable Obvious Faults.
Again first impressions count. Change those coke-bottle glasses for contacts, have those buck teeth fixed. You need to fix anything that implies genetic weakness. Of course if you're ginger then there's no point, just accept the fact you'll die a virgin.
You don't need to go all american and have perfect teeth nor does a 6 pack matter much.
3.Go where Girls Are. Bit of a no brainer really. But inorder to get laid you need to meet girls. Simples.
4.Don't Go Out Looking To Get Laid. Nothing puts off girls faster than that sad air of desperation, especially if you're trying to be something you aren't. You're not a rapper, not a 'gansta' and you sure as fuck don't have 'game'. Just be you. Nothing wrong with being a spotty white middle class kid. Go out with attitude "I'm going out to have some fun, meet some cool interesting people and have a laugh"
5.Learn To Talk. If you read nothing else of this post then read this. Talk, not just to girls but everyone, all the time. Learn how to converse, how to hold a conversation. Remember that everyone's favourite topic is THEMSELVES and girls are no exception. The ability to communicate is central to life, it will not only get you laid almost anytime or anyplace but also get you good jobs and social respect. Unless you're going for some specialised job where knowledge is the single and only factor then most employers would rather have someone with slightly less qualifications but who can communicate, who can work in a team.
I'm forty, flabby, balding and have teeth that look like a shit covered Stonehenge. I am a walking fashion disaster-jeans/t-shirt/para boots. Yet you could drop me naked at midnight in anyeuropean city and within 24 hours I'd have clothes, money and a girl. No boast btw, I've done that kind of shit.
Simply because I took the time and learnt how to talk TO women and not AT them. You will know when you've got it right. You'll listen to some girl rabbit on all fucking evening,not getting a word in edgeways and then next day you'll hear she's told everyone that you're a 'brilliant conversationalist" how she could really open up to you.
Be interested in what anyone has to say to you. Don't feign it. Find something about what they are saying that does interest you. Classic example, you meet a bloke at a party and you ask him (as men always do) what he does for a living. He tells you he's 'in sheds', that his company makes garden sheds. You interested by sheds, do garden sheds get you excited? Probably not, even among totseans it's not a fetish. But what about if he then goes on to say "You know we make about $200 a shed and we cleared $4,000,000 last year"? Not hard to get at least mildly interested about sheds now is it?
Same goes with talking to girls, get interested in what's she's saying. Contrary to appearances most women do have opinions worth hearing.
6.Remember Its A Numbers Game. Only about a third of the women you talk to will be even vaguely interested in sleeping with you and only a third of that third will. If there's no spark then you've probably made a great new friend. NEXT.
7. Confidence. Yes it helps, it helps a lot. But you'll only get confidence with women when you've managed to lose your virginity. So either pay a tart or go with what you've got. Nothing wrong with being scared shitless. Infact seeming a little vulnerable , being a little tongue tied, making a dork of yourself can all be attractive to women. ..much more so than the gold medallion wearing uber-confident brigade.