Training a puppy

[MrNatowski]

So my wife and I got a puppy. (It's a toy dog, not a rottweiler or anything like that). I'm wondering if there's anything useful I could train it to do, preferably something involving making money. I was thinking about teaching it to shoplift. Also maybe have it sit next to a jar with money and teach it to whine and gently nudge the jar with it's nose (Teaching a dog to beg). ;)

Any other ideas?

[Bender]

My mom's dog was one of those really smart ones, the animal specialists said she was about as smart as a 4 year old child. She went everywhere with her. My mom took her to the bank one day, (the drive threw atms) and the dog hopped out of the Corvett and grabbed the envelope with someones money and then jumped back into the car. My mom laughed and returned the money tho. Still. Thats pretty cool.

[MrNatowski]

That's fucking awesome.

[Player 1]

My mom's dog was one of those really smart ones, the animal specialists said she was about as smart as a 4 year old child. She went everywhere with her. My mom took her to the bank one day, (the drive threw atms) and the dog hopped out of the Corvett and grabbed the envelope with someones money and then jumped back into the car. My mom laughed and returned the money tho. Still. Thats pretty cool.

Teach it how to do that

[eardor]

Teach that thing how to sniff out drugs. You can be snatching someones stash.

[Skater14]

Teach that thing how to sniff out drugs. You can be snatching someones stash.

This.

[zunox1]

Ever seen the move Snatch? these gypsies sell a man a dog, and it takes stuff of value and returns to their camp with it ;). good skill to know.