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.it
05-04-2009, 08:49 AM
My friends, which are girls, can hardly stand the taste of liquor. like most of my friends, i either drink beer or take shots. but what kind of recipes are fairly simple and mask the taste of liquor.

i was thinking of mixing sour lemonaid(extra lemons) and crushed ice with some vodka or tequila.

all i have right now is absolut vodka, i can get more, any suggestions?

Generic Box Of Cookies
05-04-2009, 09:03 AM
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Get some fucking girly liquer.

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azalie
05-04-2009, 11:05 AM
Mojitos are your friend.

mr.blunt
05-04-2009, 11:10 AM
gin + anything

Euda
05-04-2009, 02:18 PM
Jello.

Kwinnie Bogan
05-04-2009, 04:46 PM
Tell me you're kidding, you've never heard of dropping a shot of grappa into someone's pint?

Dionysus
05-04-2009, 06:31 PM
More liqour

ArmsMerchant
05-04-2009, 06:34 PM
Supershakes--I used to put a cup or so of ice cream, a half-cup of brandy and a half-cup of white creme de cacoa in a blender.

Couple of these and wow.

The English Gentleman
05-04-2009, 06:36 PM
To the above recipe, add some rum soaked raisins and it is perfect.

ArmsMerchant
05-04-2009, 06:40 PM
Raisins? In a milkshake? Are you serious?

If you want some extra protein, add a raw egg.

mr.blunt
05-04-2009, 06:47 PM
Mix vodka Mudshakes or Mudslides, whatever they're called, those chocolaty vodka cooler things, with Amaretto. Fucking delicious, but I could only drink a couple of them before turning back to rum and coke.

T.K. Baha
05-04-2009, 06:53 PM
Clear liquors are damn smooth when they are nice and cold. Mix up some screwdrivers, bloody marys, gin and tonics, rum and pineapple juice. Those are morning/bitch drink and it doesent get much smoother than that or easier on the stomache.

And it might be an aquired taste, but as I've just woke up I would kill some schoolchildren for a whiskey and black coffee

Vizier
05-05-2009, 12:30 AM
Orange juice + any kind of alcohol.

This is true, orange juice seems to mask a lot of things.

But I like my Whiskey ON THE ROCKS! :mad:

driveby
05-05-2009, 12:30 AM
Olde English, or Brandy.

reallystupidstuff
05-05-2009, 12:30 AM
Orange juice + any kind of alcohol.

fuck the alcohol orange juice for the mother fucking win!

reggie_love
05-05-2009, 12:32 AM
Supershakes--I used to put a cup or so of ice cream, a half-cup of brandy and a half-cup of white creme de cacoa in a blender.

Couple of these and wow.

Aren't you a recovering alcoholic?

Generic Box Of Cookies
05-05-2009, 12:33 AM
Raisins? In a milkshake? Are you serious?

If you want some extra protein, add a raw egg.

An alcoholic milkshake with a raw egg in it. Can't really get much worse, right? Hell, might as well throw in a few pieces of sushi and a few shots of Pepto Bismol while you're at it.

The Green Arrow
05-05-2009, 12:38 AM
Get those slushies you get at the convenience store, not the coke/soda flavored, but the fruit flavored, and mix with vodka.

NOS energy drink with vodka, tequila, pineapple juice and lemonade

driveby
05-05-2009, 12:40 AM
But vodka, brandy, and olde english have very weak bitter/nastiness. The light beer is the disgusting shit you can't even bare to taste a drop of, without throwing up. There is actually a goodness to the taste of vodka, and brandy tastes kind of like cough syrup to me.

ants in my poptarts
05-05-2009, 12:41 AM
My friends, which are girls, can hardly stand the taste of liquor. like most of my friends, i either drink beer or take shots. but what kind of recipes are fairly simple and mask the taste of liquor.

i was thinking of mixing sour lemonaid(extra lemons) and crushed ice with some vodka or tequila.

all i have right now is absolut vodka, i can get more, any suggestions?

1 part vodka, 2 parts iced tea, i part lemon juice.

Best tasting alcohol is SoCo. Mixes with everything.

Death Snuggle
05-05-2009, 12:49 AM
If you've only got vodka and you can stand the fruitiness, make skittles vodka. You'd best decide on one or two flavors because I doubt you have enough liquor to make all the flavors at once in any decent amount.

fogfreak
05-14-2009, 07:00 AM
For some reason, orange soda completely covers up the taste of LOTS of alcohol.

HalfzwareShag
05-14-2009, 07:03 AM
apple cider goes really well with whiskey (probably others). just tell your friends to man the fuck up and take it like everyone else, you don't drink alcohol for the taste.

nutsack
05-14-2009, 07:28 AM
Vodka + anything sweet.

Syphilis
05-14-2009, 07:34 AM
Apparently Red Bull does a good job.

-SpectraL
05-14-2009, 07:38 AM
Surprisingly enough, peanut butter is the best way to mask the smell of alcohol on your breath.

Dog
05-14-2009, 07:43 AM
I don't think there is any way to cover the smell. You hear about all these remedies, but if one really worked, then you'd think it would be well-known after all these years of people drinking and wanting to hide it on their breath.

Stick to vodka. People can definitely smell stuff like rum and whiskey. I had a shot of rum one early evening, went somewhere, and all of my friends commented about how I had been drinking.

Syphilis
05-14-2009, 10:31 AM
Remember, GHB is tasteless.

Euda
05-14-2009, 01:51 PM
Surprisingly enough, peanut butter is the best way to mask the smell of alcohol on your breath.

Garlic works amazingly well too. When I first started working construction, I thought it was strange how so many people would smell like garlic first thing in the morning and again after lunch. It was not for the health benefits.

Euliyae
05-14-2009, 01:54 PM
Sunny D + Malibu
Coke + Vanilla Vodka

jimany
05-14-2009, 02:52 PM
Get those slushies you get at the convenience store, not the coke/soda flavored, but the fruit flavored, and mix with vodka

But don't use a paper cup. the booze eats at the wax. And a coke slurpee with whiskey is win.

ComradeAsh
05-14-2009, 03:01 PM
Midori

Method of Madness
05-14-2009, 03:01 PM
less liquor more mixer

whiskey and tonic 50-50 hides the taste pretty well

nutsack
05-14-2009, 03:02 PM
Get those slushies you get at the convenience store, not the coke/soda flavored, but the fruit flavored, and mix with vodka

At a place I used to work we poured vodka in the slushy machine and took it out back for drinks. I can vouch that it tastes pretty damn good.

Erorr
05-14-2009, 03:12 PM
Anyone realize that this guy is asking just so he can get girls shitfaced and fuck them

nutsack
05-14-2009, 03:19 PM
Anyone realize that this guy is asking just so he can get girls shitfaced and fuck them

...

Remember, GHB is tasteless.

Skater14
05-14-2009, 03:22 PM
Monster Energy and vodka. Best combination ever.

mr.blunt
05-14-2009, 03:23 PM
Anyone realize that this guy is asking just so he can get girls shitfaced and fuck them

Yeah....:confused: Something wrong with that?

Irukanji
05-14-2009, 03:50 PM
Cordial + Vodka???

How hard is that, seriously.

Maybe tell them to stop being pussies and do a few shots first. It should numb their throats enough for alot more, or maybe some deepthroat lol.

I saw this chick go completely nuts after just 1 shot.....needless to say, she got fucked in the ass that night lol(by a friend). Girls + vodka = fun/crazy times :) We were playing marco polo in the pool when it was like 15C outside......the girls were all naked. Do i need to say more? xD

.it
05-15-2009, 04:50 AM
Anyone realize that this guy is asking just so he can get girls shitfaced and fuck them

my gf and i have been going out for close to a year now.:facepalm:

if i havent had sex with her by now, i'd blow my brains out.:gun_bandana:

Monkmaster
05-15-2009, 04:56 AM
For some reason, orange soda completely covers up the taste of LOTS of alcohol.

Indeed, I tried some orange pop with Jim Beam and I was utterly shocked at how I couldn't taste the bourbon.

Menos El Oso
05-17-2009, 11:58 PM
orange soda and bourbon is always win

if you want to get them hammered and not taste alcohol the surfer on acid is your friend. it can be made as a shooter or as a mixed drink you take equal parts coconut rum and jager then float pineapple juice on the top. you don't even need that much pineapple juice, it just masks a little bit of the burn from the drinks.

Another great shooter that willhave them panties droppin is the oatmeal cookie. its equal parts goldschalger , butterscotch shnapps and baileys irish cream. tastes delicious girls love it, hell i love it

FuckedintheHead
05-20-2009, 05:46 AM
Motherfucking White Russian!

Can't believe no one has said this yet. 2 hots of vodka, 2 shots of Kahlua, and about a cup or so of Half and Half. Mabye a little more. Throw some whipped cream ontop of it too.

thabee420
05-20-2009, 08:46 AM
Thread title should be changed to "What are the best recipes to hide the taste of GHB"

.it
05-20-2009, 09:10 AM
Thread title should be changed to "What are the best recipes to hide the taste of GHB"

no thanks serf

Erorr
05-20-2009, 03:37 PM
no thanks serf

Dude Dr.pepper , maraschino cherries (sp?) , and gin


Tastes great

I dont really drink mixed drinks , I'm more of 1 part whiskey/vodka/gin/
one part water. So i cant be of much help but i used to mix together the dr.pepper stuff when i couldnt deal with the taste of alcohol.

I'd say it works best with gin but thats just me

the new deal
05-21-2009, 02:54 AM
Plenty of good ideas in here so far. If you've got a blender handy you could make smoothies as well - try Malibu, pineapple juice, and frozen pineapples. Or just buy some of that shitty pina colada/daiquiri mix from the store - it's sweet as hell and masks a good amount of alcohol.

Jamie Madrox
05-21-2009, 08:19 AM
Start with a higball glass and add one and a half shots Bacardi 151 rum, a shot of malibu cocnut rum for flavor, fill the rest of the glass with pineapple juice, mix and enjoy.

Cliche Guevara
05-21-2009, 08:51 AM
concentrated fruit juice in a can works in a pinch.

-SpectraL
05-21-2009, 09:15 AM
Or, you could simply just say, "Hell ya I been drinkin'!"

Save yourself some time and money.