So who's never had a girlfriend?

[Snoopy]

I've had girlfriends before, sort of, ages ago...

But, what? I have to get a car to have a girlfriend? Dress well?

Man, fuck that. I'd rather wank.

So why not stop showering and shaving altogether you silly jew.

[Sleep Is A Curse]

I've learned recently that If you really want something you should also think of why you don't want it, because the latter are the things that are holding you back from what you want.

[yoplait]

No it doesn't apply to both sexes. At least not in this case. A hot girl (like yoplait) could have her pick out of thousands of guys. They would all gladly be with her. Out of those thousand guys she should just pick one that she likes. Its not rocket science.

Guys on the other hand have to find a girl they like, and then hope to god shes single, and that she also likes him.

I'm incredibly picky. It takes alot for me to even like somebody, i'm almost impossible to please. :facepalm: It's something I really need to work on.

[Mankonaut X]

I'm incredibly picky. It takes alot for me to even like somebody, i'm almost impossible to please. :facepalm: It's something I really need to work on.

Oh I'm the perfect teacher for that, once you've had Mankonaut an episode of 8 Simple Rules would please you (posthumous snapp-p-p).
I see you're Australian...

[AnalHerpes]

I'm incredibly picky. It takes alot for me to even like somebody, i'm almost impossible to please. :facepalm: It's something I really need to work on.

Men will still tolerate difficult women if they have compensatory traits (IE they're hot). The same can't be said the other way around.

[Superunknown]

Let's say there's someone who has good self-esteem, doesn't put women on a pedestal, great social life and trustworthy friends, a good sense of humour and personality, plays several instruments and has performed stand-up comedy, speaks several languages, is well traveled, well read and reasonably attractive.

Sounds like someone at least worth talking to... so why are no women interested in him?

[Agent 008]

Let's say there's someone who has good self-esteem, doesn't put women on a pedestal, great social life and trustworthy friends, a good sense of humour and personality, plays several instruments and has performed stand-up comedy, speaks several languages, is well traveled, well read and reasonably attractive.

Sounds like someone at least worth talking to... so why are no women interested in him?

Do they know all/any of this?

Also, women are often kinda passive. You want one, you go and get one.

[Cegstar]

Let's say there's someone who has good self-esteem, doesn't put women on a pedestal, great social life and trustworthy friends, a good sense of humour and personality, plays several instruments and has performed stand-up comedy, speaks several languages, is well traveled, well read and reasonably attractive.

Sounds like someone at least worth talking to... so why are no women interested in him?

Probably the main reason is he doesn't know that there are women interested in him or strive to find out.

[Valerius]

No. His. As in anal herpes.

This is funny.

I've only ever had 1 who I dated for about 2 years and broke up with in around December.

Here's to number 2!

[Valerius]

Let's say there's someone who has good self-esteem, doesn't put women on a pedestal, great social life and trustworthy friends, a good sense of humour and personality, plays several instruments and has performed stand-up comedy, speaks several languages, is well traveled, well read and reasonably attractive.

Sounds like someone at least worth talking to... so why are no women interested in him?

Because he's full of himself.

[a giant pterodactyl]

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What the fuck is sense of pride? Shut yer mouths and live yer lives. With this motto I'll survive.

your sig. sounds like something a Leprechaun would pop out of a tree and say to someone in a rhyme. lol

[Superunknown]

Probably the main reason is he doesn't know that there are women interested in him or strive to find out.

It's possible. To be honest the vast majority of my social circle is made up of my male friends and their girlfriends. There's a few single attractive girls who I get on very well with but who don't see me as more than a friend.

I'd like to think I'm not full of myself, if anything once every couple of months I tend to have a crisis of confidence and a few days of depression but generally I'm alright as far as self-esteem goes.

I think at the end of the day it's just that I don't know when to step it up and how to make myself a candidate of attractiveness and when to make an actual move (unless I'm very drunk when it seems to come quite easily... to be honest I haven't even kissed a girl while sober in 3 years which is pathetic, but if I get drunk I can average one random hook-up a month). I think if you don't have that ability then nothing else matters.

I'd like to think that the fact that all of my friends just sort of take it for granted that I've had girlfriends in the past and am currently going through a dry spell means there's hope for me... although they take the piss out of me enough for not having gotten laid in however long they think it's been. If I told them I was a virgin I don't think they'd ever let me live it down.

[Ambient]

Im 20 and ive never had a girlfriend.
Never kissed a girl.
Never had sex.

I am grateful for my fate thus far.

I feel so alone in a crowd, and moreso in a small group of people i cant relate too,

But when im with myself, life is so beutifal (sp).

[Jerry]

It may be because your spelling is just awful.^^^


I am currently in my first relationship



....and boy am I confused

[mr.4our2wenty]

20. only 1 girlfriend at 13. :(

I have had sex with hookers though!:p

Actually my last sexual encounter was the most embarassing yet. I am in a country where prostitution is legal yet I am broke. Well anyway, 2 weeks ago I realized I hadn't had my small penis slobbered on in about 6 months so I decided to scrounge up the few pennies I had and headed out to the inner city. The place I am at has a few good places that I know of but unfortunately for that night, they were all out of my price range. I sadly decided to forget about quality and just go to the inner city street tramps. I get there, wait a while and begin going down this alley of filth and sex.

So walking down this street with an erection and some cash I didn't see anything worthwhile. Some of these disgusting mongloids actually made me go limp in seconds. While heading up I found some youngin probably around my age. We head to the hostel and start talking and joking while I get a hj. While I'm hitting right in the middle of it all, biggie smalls begins sleeping on the job. I'm then frustrated and angry as I witness the limpness and say I have to go to the bathroom. She bangs on the door and says she doesn't have all night. I'm in there begging little willie to finish the fucking job. I can't believe I have e.d at 20. I want to laugh and cry at that moment. The girl hits the door again and tells me I have to pay more. I say I only have enough for my bus ticket. There is then a long silence. I hear her leaving the room and going down the stairs. I then head out, not knowing whether to be angry at myself for wasting my food money or for failing at sex. I go home and jackoff.

Excuse my rant but I needed to write my pathetic experience somewhere.
carry on.

[Jordan]

your sig. sounds like something a Leprechaun would pop out of a tree and say to someone in a rhyme. lol

Lol, I can picture that.

It's actually lyrics taken from the song "Skate or Die (http://free.napster.com/player/?play_id=16847454&type=track)" by No Cash (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No-Cash).

[AnalHerpes]

Im 20 and ive never had a girlfriend.
Never kissed a girl.
Never had sex.

I am grateful for my fate thus far.

I feel so alone in a crowd, and moreso in a small group of people i cant relate too,

But when im with myself, life is so beutifal (sp).

You remind me of myself. :thumbsup:

[ObsidianZ]

21, never had gf, virgin.

But that's by my own choice. I currently don't have the time to spend in a serious relationship. I have no interest in frivolous fleeting relationships, and I'm not going to hook up with some random stranger for sex. It's just not who I am.

I also can't stand 99% of the girls I see or meet. No class, no morals, no individuality...why would I want to waste my time with them?

I'm not unattractive or antisocial. I have several male and female friends and I don't have any problems talking to new people. I'm not much for the bar scene though. I'm actually very confident that I could find a gf if I wanted to.

But like I said, I choose not to. Getting a gf is just not high on my list of priorities. I have other things I want to achieve first.


*ObZ

[-*.inc]

I am in this category.
I would simply be awkward, because I'm younger than everyone I know.
They don't know, though, and I want to keep it that way.

[Buku]

18 going on 19, never had a girlfriend and I don't plan to have on, EVER. I've never kissed a girl, held hands, or hugged a girl. I'll admit that I sort of flirted with about 3 girls back in the ol' puberty days of middle school, but it was just telling a joke or some other one line thing because I had a crush on them, doesn't really count since I wouldn't have continued if they reciprocated. I find people physically disgusting in real life, unclean unclean, must not touch. Hadn't had a friend in over 4 years, don't talk in real life unless it's necessary. There's no one that interests me. I'll admit that there are some people I like, but it's not really in a romantic way. The reality can never compete with the ideal, only in my mind could I simulate love for someone else, but it's in my mind, it's only me, I ONLY LOVE MYSELF!:) Which is the main point of this, I don't require others to be happy, I like being alone, love it, so happy in physical isolation. I'd like to remain this way forever, no one's good enough for me, how could they compare with myself?

This post really is serious. I enjoy writing in a stream of consciousness style.

[Agent 008]

18 going on 19, never had a girlfriend and I don't plan to have on, EVER. I've never kissed a girl, held hands, or hugged a girl. I'll admit that I sort of flirted with about 3 girls back in the ol' puberty days of middle school, but it was just telling a joke or some other one line thing because I had a crush on them, doesn't really count since I wouldn't have continued if they reciprocated. I find people physically disgusting in real life, unclean unclean, must not touch. Hadn't had a friend in over 4 years, don't talk in real life unless it's necessary. There's no one that interests me. I'll admit that there are some people I like, but it's not really in a romantic way. The reality can never compete with the ideal, only in my mind could I simulate love for someone else, but it's in my mind, it's only me, I ONLY LOVE MYSELF!:) Which is the main point of this, I don't require others to be happy, I like being alone, love it, so happy in physical isolation. I'd like to remain this way forever, no one's good enough for me, how could they compare with myself?

This post really is serious. I enjoy writing in a stream of consciousness style.

Aren't you the guy that stalked loads of Totse people?

[Anal Assassin]

Aren't you the guy that stalked loads of Totse people?

the guy who an hero'ed xxombie?

[AnalHerpes]

the guy who an hero'ed xxombie?

He caused her to commit suicide? :confused:

[Anal Assassin]

He caused her to commit suicide? :confused:

the one who gave you your herpes?

[Blunderfail]

21, never had gf, virgin.

But that's by my own choice.

lol, stopped reading there. Skimmed through the rest.

I've heard that a million times. There's no need to lie online.

[Buku]

Oh boy, some people still remember me. Hmm, sometime this year I'll try to do something really epic. It's been a while since I've hunted and I feel the bloodlust building up.

[Nefret]

Oh boy, some people still remember me. Hmm, sometime this year I'll try to do something really epic. It's been a while since I've hunted and I feel the bloodlust building up.

You stay out of my city!

[Anal Assassin]

Oh boy, some people still remember me. Hmm, sometime this year I'll try to do something really epic. It's been a while since I've hunted and I feel the bloodlust building up.

you should find me

[Buku]

I must warn you all that I despise socializing in person and even on the internet I usually hate having conversations. If anyone met me IRL it would not be fun at all. This might change if I manage to find a face(I want to wear a mask whenever I'm in public. I noticed that I feel much more comfortable when my identity is hidden, now I just need to find something that feels more real than my face.).

[Mankonaut X]

I must warn you all that I despise socializing in person and even on the internet I usually hate having conversations. If anyone met me IRL it would not be fun at all. This might change if I manage to find a face(I want to wear a mask whenever I'm in public. I noticed that I feel much more comfortable when my identity is hidden, now I just need to find something that feels more real than my face.).

MF DOOM! I have found you at long last!

[Jitsu6500]

But surely you've met my two girlfriends Handgelina Jolie and Jennifer Handiston

Fuckin' handicaps.

http://www.aot.state.vt.us/dmv/images/Logos/Handicap1.jpg

[a giant pterodactyl]

I must warn you all that I despise socializing in person and even on the internet I usually hate having conversations. If anyone met me IRL it would not be fun at all. This might change if I manage to find a face(I want to wear a mask whenever I'm in public. I noticed that I feel much more comfortable when my identity is hidden, now I just need to find something that feels more real than my face.).

that man from texas chainsaw massacre had it right, you share his personality traits. wearing someone else's face would feel much more real than your own...and you would be hidden!!