Wreaking Havoc at a Westboro Picket

[skyclaw441]

Anyone else mercilessly hate the Westboro Baptist Church? If you don't know who they are, they claim to be a church, but are really a group of gay haters that picket military funerals "thanking God" for IEDs and roadside bombs and thanking God that their military children are in hell for dying for a fag nation. They also call other forms of Christianity devil worship and preach the hatred of America and other nations.

I hate them with every bone in my body, and I'm planning to attend a picket very soon an wreak some havoc. I already had a few ideas of what to do:

1. A good ol' molotov cocktail, but I quickly ruled this out because I'd probably get serious charges if I were caught.

2. A stink bomb would be a nice way to liven things up, but it seems juvenile

3. I considered a few M-80s being tossed into the mix

4. Throwing rocks can do it Bible style

Anything else that could really make them scatter like hell?

[Cult Leader]

Get a boombox and start blasting:

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[Costanza]

go in there dressed as Darwin and start preaching evolutionism

on a side note why picket funerals. thats such a terrible thing to do. and thats coming from someone who has very little morals.

[Skater14]

go in there dressed as Darwin and start preaching evolutionism

on a side note why picket funerals. thats such a terrible thing to do. and thats coming from someone who has very little morals.

yeah. especially funerals for military. My brothers a marine, and I desire to become a marine, and I think thats truely fucked up.

[skyclaw441]

I know. And I have morals, that's the fucked up part. But when it comes to fundamentalists, fuck 'em.

[MrNatowski]

I live about an hour away from Providence, RI. I just checked their schedule:

http://www.godhatesfags.com/schedule.html

And they're picketing a high school for having a gay-straight alliance. After that they're moving on to the state house and several other places the same day (May 29th). If there's anyone on zoklet within driving distance of Providence send me a PM to discuss something completely unrelated. ;)

[skyclaw441]

I can't help you. I have no driver's license yet, and no car, no friends that are willing to drive me (almost of my friends hate gays), and I am totally in the wrong region. But, Omaha is open, because there is no Iowa on the schedule thus far.

I wish I could find that video of a giant rock crashing through the window of a WBC van while one of them was filming inside. If only that was a molotov, if only.

[maskedwolfpup]

you've got one dead person at the funeral, why not make it a few more? Got any sharp shooter skills not learned in a copy of socom? or if you are too chicken to have them meeting their lead tipped maker at the funeral, trail them to their tofu field where they kiss flowers or some shit and cap em then. or, strike at home after you trail them. terror on their level is best served cold at their own place, perfect to threaten the rest of their fundamentalist wacko family

[sexualjesus]

during those scientology raids they always told about non violent protests, that no matter what happens everybody has to stay chill, well i had an idea to drive my old car in the middle of the place, skid to a halt, get out and open my boot, pull out a box of molly's and just start lighting and hurlin them at the shop, inviting everyone to start chucking them as well while i climb on top and start preaching shit i knew nothing about.

TL;DR turn it into a violent protest, molotov everything.

[maskedwolfpup]

during those scientology raids they always told about non violent protests, that no matter what happens everybody has to stay chill, well i had an idea to drive my old car in the middle of the place, skid to a halt, get out and open my boot, pull out a box of molly's and just start lighting and hurlin them at the shop, inviting everyone to start chucking them as well while i climb on top and start preaching shit i knew nothing about.

TL;DR turn it into a violent protest, molotov everything.

the goal is to only cause the deaths and mayhem to the protestors, not the grieving people at the funeral. that's taking it too far and ruining their already shitty day. hence why I think it's better to trail them and then let them meet their maker or have their van blown off it's chassis

[Mantikore]

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[skyclaw441]

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[v0x]

Anyone who pickets a funeral is on my shit-list. I don't have many morals either, but when it comes to funerals, especially military ones, show some fucking respect. I think large fireworks, paint bombs, airsoft guns, and paintball guns are in order here... Just make sure it's far from the funeral people if you use the first two things. Best to setup the paint bombs before they get there too. Disguise them as something else too, so they don't suspect it. Right after they explode, throw the fireworks in (m*0's and large smoke bombs sound good), and start shooting with the guns. If you don't want to get sued, then just snipe them from afar with airsoft/paintball guns. Remember to get an automatic with a real scope and large ammo capacity for maximum lulz.

[Wreck3]

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Hahahaha, loving that "subtle" Australian humour, can always count on them 2 make me laugh ,

god i hate homophobes 2, theyre the epitome of intolerance

So, how about u light up a smokebomb AND a stinkbomb in the middle of their services ?? While theyre distracted u cd spraypaint the front of their church with some nice gay messages , sound gd ??? on second thought u mite want 2 leave the paint out cause it could result in a hefty fine. But then again, mite get u some fame, mayb make the local news an papers