Buying a limo for lolz

[Bob Cock]

fail or win?

costs 1000 USD
89 town car, 8 passenger
107,000 miles
very minor rust, and small rips in vinyl top are the only problems.

This limo would only be used for cruising while up to no good, and as a "band car" for my band and close friends.

[Nisko]

Definite win.

[Fuggles]

Definite win.
This. Old, cheap limo>no limo.

[MediumD]

Do it, and throw a turbo 351w in it.

[MunkeyQ]

1000 USD? 110% win.

I can't imagine how awesome driving around in your own limo would be. Even if it's got its fair share of rust, it's still made of win.

Might want to check out that horse penis sized propshaft though. I'm guessing it's got a lot of intermediate bearings along its way...

[ComradeAsh]

Oooh a limo!

SHOTGUN!

[youngnastyman]

jesus christ. epic.

[Rocko]

Oh win.

[mini]

jealous

[The Backdoor Man]

Turning it into totse limo wth pics would be epic win.

[Zonko]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:IgKc2EcLZl2ejM:http://iputatextonimage.com/wp-content/do-it-faggot-2.jpg

[Professor_Skullsworth]

yes you defiantly NEED to buy that car,...dont let us all down

[Rocko]

http://jeremy-clarkson.isaceleb.com/images/top-gear-stretch-limo.jpg

http://hight3ch.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/pimpestlimos.jpg

[Bob Cock]

http://jeremy-clarkson.isaceleb.com/images/top-gear-stretch-limo.jpg

http://hight3ch.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/pimpestlimos.jpg

that episode was hillarious.

[Jitsu6500]

Post pics of this.

[the froosh]

I cant find pictures right now. but I'll get them up later


this is Bob Cock btw. Im just on my other acount, so dont be like "what?"

[Bob Cock]

I cant find pictures right now. but I'll get them up later


this is Bob Cock btw. Im just on my other acount, so dont be like "what?"

hey you. get off my lawn.

(froosh is my friend/guitarist)

[MunkeyQ]

Have you decided if you're going to buy it or not?

[yawanur]

Can I come up to NH to ride in it sometime? If you ski/ride we could go hit up a mountain somewhere.

[kelsokid18]

The guy up above that said check out the drive shaft is right, the shafts on these things might be heavy duty made, but the bearings and mounts will fail over time. It might not be a bad idea to suggest to the seller that you have a mechanic who knows about heavy duty vehicles/limos check it out.

[White Blue Mushrooms]

bitches love limos.

[ratfrink]

Minor rust + vinyl roof = major rust under vinyl roof.

[MunkeyQ]

Minor rust + vinyl roof = major rust under vinyl roof.
Vinyl door linings also rot steel doors faster than fast itself.

[Bob Cock]

OK the reason why it has not been bought yet is because we still need friends to "donate" towards its purchase. And, we need to figure out costs for insurance, registration, modifications etc.

We are having the seller hold it for us and we are looking towards an April purchase.

[The General]

I almost bout a 89 towncar for 3 grand, no rust, and a crappy engine. The only reason I didn't get it is because the engine would probably have to be replaced within the next year or so but it was a awsome car.

[Nisko]

What about storage? It's a long motherfucker. But ye good stuff, if you fix it up it can work for you as well, drive it as a side job.

Plus the bitches be loving the limo.

[PatrickBateman]

worse comes to worse it can become your new hangout spot/batcave.
my younger brother's friend has one just chilling in his driveway and they smoke weed and play video games in it all day.

[Bob Cock]

worse comes to worse it can become your new hangout spot/batcave.
my younger brother's friend has one just chilling in his driveway and they smoke weed and play video games in it all day.

That's basically the plan if the limo fails royally.

[the froosh]

That's basically the plan if the limo fails royally.

No. Plan B is to get a conversion van A.K.A Boggie van. besides, you would never do weed.

[rider]

If you own a Towncar, you do weed. Period.

[Bob Cock]

yeah, no weed in the limo. (or for me, anywhere). That is one of the ground rules.

[RoadSideGlory]

that episode was hillarious.

If you like heavy scripted bollocks, sure!

[Kwinnie Bogan]

I don't give a shit that it's going to be retarded, this movie is still going to be fucken cool:


zz0oFjE72MQ

In other news, I just figured out how to embed youtube videos ([youtube$]zz0oFjE72MQ[/youtube$] without the $).

[Bob Cock]

I wish movies with great action didnt have sucky plots/actors/scripts.

[HLC]

that trailer makes the movie look like total junk.
Plus they probably gave away the biggest special effect of the whole thing.
nice that you embedded it though.

regarding the limo ...

it's only cool to be in a limo if you're not the driver.
The driver is like the butler or the servant or the taxi driver.
the stars sit in the back.

[Professor_Skullsworth]

^unless you are using it as a daily driver.

[Township Rebellion]

If you don't smoke weed, don't buy a limo. Whats the point if you aren't going to hotbox it?

[Bob Cock]

If you don't smoke weed, don't buy a limo. Whats the point if you aren't going to hotbox it?

It's going to be kept on my friend's property and his parents (especially his mom) would absolutely flip the fuck out and destroy the limo if it smelled of the reefer.

[MediumD]

If you don't smoke weed, don't buy a limo. Whats the point if you aren't going to hotbox it?

Limos have a divider so you can legally drink booze while riding around in the back. :cool: