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DJ Meaty Cheeks
05-11-2009, 06:52 PM
I have a 11 year old half Boston Terrier Half Shar-Pei free if anyone wants him. Housetrained, neutered, good with people, unknon with kids & other dogs. I am in the Orlando, FL area. I'm moving into a no dog house so he needs to go.
Dfg
05-11-2009, 07:00 PM
Trade is allowed you may continue.

Edited the Title to make it more attractive. :) Hope you don't mind.
DJ Meaty Cheeks
05-12-2009, 07:04 AM
Trade is allowed you may continue.

Edited the Title to make it more attractive. :) Hope you don't mind.

thxxx
KevinLoveIsMyHero
05-12-2009, 05:01 PM
why would anyone want a dog that's gonna die soon
Slip
05-12-2009, 08:06 PM
Can you please tell me the weight of this dog? Is it mostly fat or is it muscular?
My friend and his family own a Chinese restaurant in Orlando and they are looking for a suitable dog to watch the place at night.
DJ Meaty Cheeks
05-12-2009, 09:22 PM
Can you please tell me the weight of this dog? Is it mostly fat or is it muscular?
My friend and his family own a Chinese restaurant in Orlando and they are looking for a suitable dog to watch the place at night.

Mostly muscle, not exactly good eating :) PM me if you're for real. Edit: about 60 lbs.
SLIM
05-12-2009, 09:28 PM
Lol someone read my scam.
http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=30597
DJ Meaty Cheeks
05-12-2009, 11:11 PM
Lol someone read my scam.
http://zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=30597

Sadly this dog is worth nothing being a mutt with no papers.
pengd0t
05-13-2009, 08:28 PM
I read the title as:
Pelts: 11 year old dog...
DJ Meaty Cheeks
05-14-2009, 05:37 AM
I read the title as:
Pelts: 11 year old dog...

He'd make a pretty shitty pelt to be honest as he's got bad skin problems. I told you he was worthless...
PuttinOnTheRitz
05-14-2009, 05:40 AM
pix
Kwinnie Bogan
05-15-2009, 02:39 PM
You would give your dog to a Totsean? Do it a favour and spend the dough on a lethal injection at your vet's clinic.
Irukanji
05-15-2009, 02:50 PM
Keep him.....tell the people in your new rental to go fuck themselves.
derfarter
05-15-2009, 05:18 PM
pix


http://www.avatarist.com/avatars/Cartoons/American-Dad/Really-old-dog.gif
KevinLoveIsMyHero
05-15-2009, 08:05 PM
omg ur dog is so ugly
DJ Meaty Cheeks
05-17-2009, 05:07 AM
Don't say I didn't warn you:

http://s30.photobucket.com/albums/c326/KeithAddison/?action=view&current=Peanut1.jpg

http://s30.photobucket.com/albums/c326/KeithAddison/?action=view&current=Peanut2.jpg

http://s30.photobucket.com/albums/c326/KeithAddison/?action=view&current=Peanut3.jpg

http://s30.photobucket.com/albums/c326/KeithAddison/?action=view&current=Peanut4.jpg

http://s30.photobucket.com/albums/c326/KeithAddison/?action=view&current=Peanut5.jpg

Notice the red rocket in the last two. Apparently sitting down makes him hard, that or driveby stopped off to jerk him a little.
Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger
05-17-2009, 05:11 AM
Looks like a nice dog, hope you find a good home for him.
Kwinnie Bogan
05-17-2009, 05:22 AM
*saves the last two pics to HDD*
DJ Meaty Cheeks
05-17-2009, 05:36 AM
*saves the last two pics to HDD*

I sure Peanut would be flattered. He has no balls and he still wants to slip his knot into everything that moves.
SLIM
05-17-2009, 04:10 PM
At 11 years old it's gonna be hard to shift him.

Why don't you post this on craigslist?
Everyone's looking for freebies on there.

If they're Korean, don't give him to them.
If you were gonna pay for shipping as well then I'd find someone who would have him, or keep him myself.
Drusus
05-17-2009, 04:40 PM
Can you please tell me the weight of this dog? Is it mostly fat or is it muscular?
My friend and his family own a Chinese restaurant in Orlando and they are looking for a suitable dog to watch the place at night.

They're gonna eat the dog, aren't they?
PuttinOnTheRitz
05-17-2009, 11:03 PM
Red Rocket
DJ Meaty Cheeks
05-18-2009, 04:05 AM
Red Rocket

Red rocket red rocket
Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger
05-18-2009, 04:06 AM
You don't have any relatives or friends that could take the dog for you?
DJ Meaty Cheeks
05-18-2009, 05:29 AM
You don't have any relatives or friends that could take the dog for you?

In short, no. That's actually how I ended up with the dog. (ok I dated into the system) Irresponsible father/son team gets the dog a death warrant in the two big counties down here, dumps dog on willing ex, relationship goes away, I end up holding the dog.

Parents don't want no dog, friends don't want no dog, original owners don't want no dog, does the internet want a dog???
Ed Lister
05-18-2009, 06:56 AM
Kill him nicely and take him to the taxidermist. Having a stuffed, life sized dog would be awesome. Be sure to ask the taxidermist to incorporate a bit of red rocket action into the final product.
DJ Meaty Cheeks
06-01-2009, 04:32 AM
Well I finally got rid of the little fucker, but not before he could shit in the garage as a going away present.
PuttinOnTheRitz
06-01-2009, 06:07 AM
Sounds like my last girlfriend