My first high speed chase in a lamborghini

[driveby]

Well, I successfully snatched 50 purses, and bought a car. Then, I used it to rob a bank. I got $1,000,000 out of the tills. I bought a lamborghini with butterfly doors, and I got it up to 150 on I-10 between Casa Grande, and Phoenix. A DPS pig in a dodge charger started chasing me. I floored it to 300mph, I didn't want to go any higher, because I didn't want to not have time to stop for speed limit cars. When it was outran, I slew down to 75 once more. Then, I went to my house. I fucked my girlfriend Kim in the ass, then fell asleep. I woke up, and called purple sprite. He sold me a 8th of northern lights. I got high with him.

[Lord hang man]

the cops are gonna ask questions about that new Lamborghini with...butterfly....dooors......you better just drive it off a pier into the ocean, don't worry they are currently equipped with auto-eject function in case of such an emergency,



molotov everything.

[InspiredByMe]

BULLSHIT motherfucker.

A Lambo can no way reach 300mph and not manifold. The fastest luxury car is a Bugatti Veyron and only reaches 252.898075mph.

/thread

[driveby]

It was the non-streetlegal version from italy. I had a friend in the Gambino crime family hook me up.

[Sal, a man-deer]

BULLSHIT motherfucker.

A Lambo can no way reach 300mph and not manifold. The fastest luxury car is a Bugatti Veyron and only reaches 259mph.

/thread
253Mph Actuly.

[PEEPLUSEM]

wow driveby is a sad fuck with no life.. how the fuck are you posting so constantly?

[Jai614]

253Mph Actuly.
252.898075 mph to be precise.

[rabbitweed]

BULLSHIT motherfucker.

A Lambo can no way reach 300mph and not manifold. The fastest luxury car is a Bugatti Veyron and only reaches 259mph.

/thread

ahahahaah SHIT SON NOTHING GETS PAST YOU DOES IT

[Rykoshet]

252.898075 mph to be precise.

To be precise the Veyron is not even the fastest car in the world, it's the SSC Ultimate Aero at 257 mph.

[driveby]

ridin' in a lamborghini/
it aint legal on the streets but who cares/
motherfuck the po-lice/
im gonna ride down the street at 500 miles an hour/
because its man power not woman power bitch/
these stupid hoes they may have cash flow but who knows how they get it

[Bender]

Wonderful thread driveby.

[SizableSac]

To be precise the Veyron is not even the fastest car in the world, it's the SSC Ultimate Aero at 257 mph.

This.

Fuck the Veyron.

[313]

Save me, and the rest of everybody else on zoklet, from having to kill you and just do it yourself you dick. youre an attention whore and you seem to have some fucked up psychological problem that makes you have the urge to make up bullshit stories EVERYDAY.
Save us the trouble and go dig a hole, get a gun, lay in hole, load gun, put to head, pull trigger...understand?


good.

[Young Meth]

hey I laughed out loud so thanks driveby that was pretty cool

[Sal, a man-deer]

To be precise the Veyron is not even the fastest car in the world, it's the SSC Ultimate Aero at 257 mph.
He said Luxery car.