A shocking glimpse of a love romance between driveby and stdismas?

[GermanyOrFlorida]

What do you think?

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[PEEPLUSEM]

driveby fails at trolling

[Purple Sprite]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGgD4XjPbPc

[GermanyOrFlorida]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGgD4XjPbPc

That shit is fucking awesome

[slm33d]

Could you zoom in a bit more I can't see it clearly on my screen of mah phone .


On topic driveby is a failure at everything.

[driveby]

LOL.

[Purple Sprite]

if I had a bike I would rap about it

[driveby]

You fail at calling me a failure.

[yxnhpbjac]

Would you like to read an erotica story about driveby, Macgruber, and stdismas?

[slm33d]

Yes that's why you live on the street and you're going to jail because you're awesome at life


















:facepalm: :rofl:

[driveby]

once upon a time on tha zoklet site/
there lived a man who had no life/
he made up stories to get respect with strife/
known to you all as the man purple sprite/
he trolled all night and he trolled all day/
joining the club claiming driveby is gay/
but untill the day he knows his shit has no point/
we better just sit back and laugh rolling a joint/


because purple sprite is here to stay/
we better get used to threads so gay/
purple sprite is here to stay/
trolls rejoice, and say hooray!

he keeps goin on and the shit dont stop/
claimin he robs dealers while yellin fuck the cops/
usin east coast slang but hes from colorado/
might as well be from malibu wit his fake thug bravado/
claimin he rolls dealers like queens 187 who's cold/
if so i can eat pennies and shit gold/

[driveby]

I approve of this thread. I approve of the severe embarrasment it will bring stdismas. This will be lulzy.

[Samulol]

once upon a time on tha zoklet site/
there lived a man who had no life/

blah blah bullshit


dude wtf was that?

[slm33d]

Driveby
You can't deal with shame
You'll never get fame
You got none of this game
You're just fucking LAME

Amidoinitrite?

[yxnhpbjac]

Would you like to read an erotica story about driveby, Macgruber, and stdismas?



Slowly mcgruber walked to them and started feeling his tits. Both of the boys maintained youthful hard-ons. As stdismas recovered his breathing, He rolled his head to start sucking mcgruber 's cock. He had never enjoyed a mcgruber before and his brother knew it. driveby leaned over and helped stdismas suck his brother's cock and soon they were almost competing for it.

driveby brought his hand around and started feeling mcgruber 's ass. mcgruber did the same for driveby. Soon they had fingers up each other's ass and driveby continued to fuck stdismas.

"Hmmm, stdismas mumbled, maybe now I can be fucked with two cocks at once. The two boys wondered how that would happen, but they were relaxed enough with each other to give it a try. stdismas reached for the box that driveby had delivered and opened it. stdismas held out a double headed dildo. " driveby, You lie on the table and mcgruber, you know what to do with this....", stdismas suggested.

A little puzzled, he allowed stdismas to move his hands as he motioned him to fuck her brother with it. Seeing that it would be too dry to go in easy, stdismas fucked himself with it to get it lubricated. driveby was lying on the table with legs well spread as mcgruber approached him. Both of their cocks were hard as rock. mcgruber first spit on his fingers and started to finger fuck his brother.

"Ooooh..." he moaned as he felt the fingers penetrate him. Slowly at first then a little faster. As he felt driveby 's asshole loosen, he stuck in two fingers, then three. He could not resist the temptation to lean forward and suck his cock. He licked his balls and the whole length of his cock. driveby enjoyed it so much he did not even notice when the fingers were replaced by the dildo. Soon he was being fucked fast and furious by it.

"Ok, mcgruber, your turn..." stdismas ordered. He was so excited that the dildo went in easier than for driveby. Soon their legs were like a meshed pair of scissors and connected by a dildo, balls against balls. stdismas held their cocks in full contact with each other. he played with mcgruber 's foreskin and stroked both of them using both hands. Then stdismas held both of them tight together and they boys moaned. Slowly stroking them she watched as the crowns of the cocks flared out for more sensation. The heads swelled up as she linked the pre-cum from the holes. stdismas tried to suck both of them at the same time but ended up doing one then the other.

[GermanyOrFlorida]

........I fapped

EDIT: *FAP*FAP*FAP*FAP*

[slm33d]

I feel sick nao :vomit:

[Bender]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGgD4XjPbPc

Ya got meh addicted.

[Dfg]

UGgD4XjPbPc

*Fixed

[driveby]

Zomg!!!! No wai!!!!!!!

[driveby]

You do realise if I'm going to prison anyway, might as well go through with it. I think I will tonight, but only if I don't get tired. I even thought of doing it last night, but at 8pm, I was so tired, I almost passed out.

You guys, I lol at your pathetic attempts to upset me.

I am just sad if I get a house, and PC, that you guys won't love me anymore. And me, and stdismas are over, he won't give me another chance. I know pill popper sucks dick better, but so what?

[driveby]

Bad boys, bad boys, what cha gonna do?

what cha gonna do when stdismas comes for you?

[Snoopy]

M-M-M-M-Monster Fail!!!!

[driveby]

I pass at life.





Bitch.

[driveby]

And I made that thread before I became a full fledged troll, so I thought it wasn't appropriate.

[driveby]

Driveby
You can't deal with shame
You'll never get fame
You got none of this game
You're just fucking LAME

Amidoinitrite?

S-L-M! three three d/
you cant fade the zoklet g known as D to the B/
droppin shit you other posters cant come close to/
shit i talk about i actually do/
drinkin cough syrup and talkin shit/
you bitches are all on my dick

[313]

if I had a bike I would rap about it

mos def lol

[-*.inc]

if I had a bike I would rap about it

I would too.
Except i only have an uncool mountain bike.
:(

[Tunicate]

I deserve to be debriefed :angry:

[kirby]

Y.G. Liquor lets not forget him too. Driveby's new counterego.

[313]

who gives a fuck? we all know driveby is a homo.

[313]

Y.G. Liquor lets not forget him too. Driveby's new counterego.

oh yeah, hes a homo too.

[Costanza]

What do you think?

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i think you're abusing your power. if anyone else had posted this, it wouldve been locked long ago.

now don't get me wrong i hate driveby as much as the next guy(mainly cause he is a fucking dumbass who won't ever pull anything worthwhile) but seriously get some consistency.

[el drewto]

Agreed. This thread is stupid and has no point besides trying to antagonize a pathetic troll with his own bullshit.

[driveby]

I would too.
Except i only have an uncool mountain bike.
:(

Hello, 313. I think it's hillarious how you guys constantly accuse me of having multiple accounts, yet the 25% who hate me have 10 accounts each, and they use the majority rules method to turn the rest of the site against me. I should post under multiple accounts, if I want a fair advantage in this Zoklet movement against me.

LOL, GOF is a MAJOR idiot. He makes an ass out of a good member, and humiliates him, when all I get out of it is lulz.

[KevinLoveIsMyHero]

you best leave that library boy or ill make you leave^^

[seafoo]

I wouldn't mess wit Driveby unless you want his homeboy YG Liquor all up on your shit. I hear he's a real black negro yo

[driveby]

OH RLY??????

[driveby]

I don't see you here...

[driveby]

I wouldn't mess wit Driveby unless you want his homeboy YG Liquor all up on your shit. I hear he's a real black negro yo

I know no one by the name of "Y.G. Liquor".

[AdamSmokesCrack]

driveby fails at everything except being a stupid nigger

Fixed.

[driveby]

Fixed.

Not fixed.